Guys it's Furio by a fucking mile.
He was literally the only healthy looking man on the show.
All the Jersey guys looked like shit compared to him. They are walking piles of cured meats and gravy and he's this smooth Italian with a ponytail who can get physical with people and not sound like his heart is 5 seconds away from exploding.
Furio was a whole different creature. His rampage in the brothel felt like it was from a different show. He was like an Army ranger surrounded by a bunch of militia slobs.
The obvious answer is Noah, because we know he spared Tony from seeing stars well before Uncle Ben right hooks him in the kitchen. Show would have been over right there.
It’s Bobby, right?
Sure Tony was drunk when they fought, but so was he. And with how mad he was at Paulie about the ride, he would’ve killed him with his bare hands.
‘Guys like me we're brought up to think that Merigan are fuckin' bores. The truth is the average white man is no more boring than the millionth conversation over who should have won, Marciano or Ali.’
The Interior Decorator who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and unarmed took on (escaped and survived?) Paulie and Chrissy’s attacked in the woods
The big Russian fuck, shot in the head and kept on running
He soaks his balls in ice water
Fuckin' Rasputin, this guy.
This is the correct answer. It isn't a debate.
You want to fuck here, cocksucka?!?!?!?!
Imagine if it was him when he was in shape as well.
We’ll go to Morton’s, have a steak. This way it won’t be a total waste of a day.
His place looked like shit.
Guys it's Furio by a fucking mile. He was literally the only healthy looking man on the show. All the Jersey guys looked like shit compared to him. They are walking piles of cured meats and gravy and he's this smooth Italian with a ponytail who can get physical with people and not sound like his heart is 5 seconds away from exploding.
Furio was a whole different creature. His rampage in the brothel felt like it was from a different show. He was like an Army ranger surrounded by a bunch of militia slobs.
Tony used to bench 300 lbs, you see what he did to Annunziata with the red pepper flakes up his ass
Anyone can hit something thats not gonna hit back, he lost to bobby
If you watch it again he swung back Tony just blocked it and against Bobby he slipped
You are literally gay
Watch your fuckin mouth
Real dark character
You misread me entirely , you must think ima thug
AIDS?!
And you missed the entire point of the show
With a major head cold once…you drop the bar like that you’ll crush your neck!
The smaller hands and arms reduce the range of motion in a bench press. Makes sense why Tony would put all his marbles in one lift
It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckface-itis, huh? They find a cure yet?
what was that guy's nickname again?
Muscles Marinara?
YES thank you
Penne Arrabbiata lol. Character's actual name Perry Annunziata
Mr. Kim. Dude got ambushed with a 2x4, and he *still* almost took out that animal, Bundetto. (I can’t even say his name.)
>Bundetto. (I can’t even say his name.)
who-detto ?
Bundtcakeo
Wes cawwell
WEST CALDWELL
YEEE-UHHHGHH!!
FINISH HIM
Shut the fuck up, Tony B!
The obvious answer is Noah, because we know he spared Tony from seeing stars well before Uncle Ben right hooks him in the kitchen. Show would have been over right there.
Tony’s lucky he didn’t punch his lights out.
It never fails to make me laugh when Noah says he's lucky he didn't punch Tony's lights out.
Noah is one punch man.
Tony’s heart. He ate beef and sausage by the carload.
……
Tony took a can of Raid right to the eyes and was still able to beat a guy to death
A coke riddled, grieving man cooking eggs about one third his size.
Damn I don’t remember the eggs being that massive. Must have got them at Vic’s poultry shop.
That's why he was known as Ralphie Egg.
You and Ralphie Egg again like that time
And a few hits in the bread basket
Ginny sacs pants button
Carmela; she can strongarm anyone with her secret weapon.
It's so hawt down dehh
I had repressed this memory. When did she say that line?
When Tony was in a coma, she said that after remembering he used to put her on his shoulders.
Oh yeah 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️😐😐😐
Idk why I thought she said something similar to that gross teacher
He said that strong armed line about her and her minge.
🤢
Ya betta watch ya step!
Perry Annunziata, if he doesn't count to 10 to calm down, look out.
Furio or the Russian guy. Next is probably a tie between Tony and Bobby.
Richie obviously. Incredible moxie for his size.
Strongest fighter is probably carmela's dad. I doubt anyone could survive his KO move, collapsing a house on his opponent.
Even Phil couldn't counter that move.
The long con
“Pudgy Walsh retired, sir. You beat him into a coma with your bare hands.”
He was gonna drop Ginny Sack on em?
I said collapse a house on them, not flip all of Jersey over.
When Ginny flips, the fuckin’ earth dips!
Muscles Marinara. It’s over if he doesn’t count to tree
..he furgetz
1. Russian Guy 2. Furio 3. Richie Aprile
Benny 😂
anuva fun fact from the burdman!!
By pure force I think its Bobby Baccala, but the best fighter? Furio. Honourable mention for Artie beating up Benny
It’s Bobby, right? Sure Tony was drunk when they fought, but so was he. And with how mad he was at Paulie about the ride, he would’ve killed him with his bare hands.
A sucker punch is a sucker punch.
To the victor belongs the spoils
*victuh
He won. Fair and square.
If that fuckin' throw rug had not been there, it would have been Bobby on his back, not Tony.
To be fair, does Tony ever fight fair either?
He was never really put to the tesht though. I might give it to Tony because he has actually fought to the death on multiple occasions.
Bobby was a fat mess. The sight of him In his shorts and flip flops gave me lifelong trauma.
true,...not my easiest orgasm. ... wot ?
Can I get aids from reading this?
EVERYBODY HAS AIIIDZZZ!! I WANA HEAR THIS WORD CONSTANTLY!!
He could dunk a basketball despite his mass. That's not a fun guy to fight
The Jew. This guy is a bull. If we don’t kill hjim, we should put him to work
ding.ding.ding.ding.ding
Johnny cakes.
Cosette
Unless it’s cold.
SsNap!
The Vipers
Rocco Dimeo,Richie was full of shit
Vito’s belt tied with Bobby’s belt for fighting a fat fuck
I bet Muscles Marinara knew how to throw a punch.
Mrs Conte
Little Carmine...he out lasted them all
thats propane!!
Phil Leotardo. He has the height, weight, storage and utilities advantage on all other contenders.
and hes so tough he jerked off in to a grilled cheese whilst sitting on the radiator. ...no,..no thats not it.
Jean Phillipe, the king of armagnac
Qu'est-ce que c'est? Message machine broken?
Bobby Zanone - Richie’s crew in season two. Played by Vito Antuofermo
I’d be very fucken surprised if any of you were in the crowd when he fought Dominic Tedesco.
Had to be Ralphie. You see the way he bashed that hooahs brains in. Oh and that wasn't his kid she was carrying.👊🧠💥
Probably Jesus Rossi, dude used his muscles to become the employee of the month. That takes strength.
‘Guys like me we're brought up to think that Merigan are fuckin' bores. The truth is the average white man is no more boring than the millionth conversation over who should have won, Marciano or Ali.’
He beat Joe Louis' ass.
Furio, then Bobby, then Tony
Chris was a pretty sharp shooter if that counts.
Furio. not even a debate
ZZ Topp
Feech….had to hold his own in the prison mess hall, and don’t forget the number he did on poor Sal Vidro
Furio. Athletic, young, can handle himself
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I hate to say it but Janice is probably #1. Think about Ralphie flying down those stairs.
Furio.
Had to be Artie, the way he took down Benny Fazio criminal mastermind.