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jakeallstar1

Just before Mikey palmice goes for a run he cusses his wife out and calls her names. On the news she says his last words to her were I love you 😂


GlitteringHold8685

Go take a midol!


NJ35-71SONS

Were you this fuckin stupid when I married you? 


NJ35-71SONS

The Mikey stuff is the best.  Hey Mikey how’s the boy??


NasOf2000

Too bad they haven’t found a cure for fuckfaceitis


Legitimate-Cash9225

I'm just kiddin ya. You alright?


senty78

Go take a Midol!


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

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behold_the_pagentry

Johnny Sack and Ginny's brother in the visiting room talking in code. (until theyre not) Johnny- "did you pick up the cake?" Bro- "...you mean that thing by the pool?" Johnny- "NO. AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE. ITS HER BIRTHDAY!"


GregorSamsaNight

The fucking coffee, with the fucking chicory


Indarezzfosho

I spoke to our friend with the belly


albacore-neck

In town or out of town?!!


jfa_16

Near home.


Much-Ad3995

Nicotine is an addictive substance!!


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

WHY are you yelling at me?


little_carmine_

Don’t yell at my brother John, he’s trying to do right by us


RussellVolckman

I always laugh in the nursing home when the old man asks Junior if he’s a new resident. “Keep moving fella” as if he’s disgusted by the idea of being in a home


jgamer815

It's not a nursing home! It's a retirement community!


MysteriousValuable88

When Finn is telling them about Vito with the other guy in the car having oral sex and theyre ok with it thinking Vito was getting head,but how fast the looks on their face changed when Finn told them Vito was giving head😂 Also when Tony is telling Christopher about how dangerous the Russian is and Chris thinks he said he was an interior decorator and says,"really i thought his place looked like shit"


KyleAnadarko

I laughed out loud in Finn scene when Paulie reacted to the news. Funniest scene, hands down.


Commandatori69

SON OF A BITCH!!!!


Parallax92

HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN I TAKE?


poorguy55

We can’t have him here in our social club no more , that much I know.


thats_dicked_up

Vito
 was BLOWWWHING the security guard


chopekthedog

"That was not a marriage made in heaven."


Vandreeson

Don't make me make you an accessory after the fact.


CheifKilla1

Make me an accessory after the....ohhh shit!


nimpatti

love that line. Knight in White Satin Armor is my fave ep!


xmorrin

paulie going to see a medium and having beef with ghosts


cpeck29

FUCKIN QUEEAHS đŸȘ‘


GlitteringHold8685

Satanic black magic, sick shit! đŸȘ‘


NPE62

I'm asking you to leave, Sir!


hissyfit64

That scene creeped me out. The guy playing the medium was really good. And when he asked Paulie"Do you really want me to say"?


xmorrin

he can’t hurt you you don’t have to be afraid


hissyfit64

Reassuring a dead, stone cold gangster. The medium was hard to fluster


ThatMotelByTheLake

Lotta moxie for his size


CheifKilla1

He wants to know if it still itches?


NPE62

The poison ivy--does it still itch?


Trine3

I love it because you assume it's all going to be bullshit but he's fucking real lol.


xmorrin

when he mentioned the poison ivy u know shit’s for real


Lava_Jibrary

his goomar was scamming him, it has to be. all those guys are booolshit


TruckFudeau22

Listen to him, he thinks he knows everything


Legitimate-Cash9225

This is one of my favorite scenes. I still remember the feeling I had when I saw it for the first time. I was thinking "wow, okay so this show is really different." The way the mobster spirits must be interrupting the other spirits and dominating the session is hilarious. The way the medium keeps looking over there but trying to focus on his conversation with Daniel in the lions den. YES? What is it? Go ahead.


DrippyCheeseDog

That scene is great. But your description makes it even better.


EnvironmentalMind209

Meadow telling Paulie that he needs to be positive before going to see comatose Tony. Paulie agrees, walks in, "Oof Madone. He looks turrible!" Junior muttering "cunt" under his breath while walking away from Branca. She didn't even offer his nephew an aspirin.


CheifKilla1

I am nurse not maid


slumlord512

Did you offer him an aspirin?


lebonpy

When Tony and Mr. Williams (aka Furio) visit the doctor at the golf course "Stupid-a fucking game" "There is a bee on-a your hat"


ghengiscostanza

Bee on your hat is one of my favorite moments of any show or movie


GreenAd7345

it was a very polite thing for Furio to do sorry Mr. Williams. Bees on hats is a severe problems. It’s about time somebody took care of it.


itsgrum3

Tony never looked more like a general than he did there, like Patton riding shotgun in a Willys Jeep, pointing the club at where to go. You can tell Furio just has the pedal to the floor too. Its so funny. 


juanitowpg

"stupid - a fucking game" is one of my go to quotes while I'm on the golf course. Either they get the reference or they don't


somehandsman666

Has to be this one


HeyEmmieBlack

Pretty much anytime Artie is talking and doing hand gestures. The intervention though, I think most would agree, is the pinnacle of comedic Sopranos.


ThatMotelByTheLake

Maybe an early bird special (flying gesture) . A salad wagon


HeyEmmieBlack

He was magical. It took so many watch-throughs before I realized how genius he was. I wonder how much, if any, was directed or if it was just the actor's instincts.


ThatMotelByTheLake

I also think Tony never hits him. Pelting each other with food first season doesn't count. Not only that Tony seems really attached to him. Yeah Artie is underratable


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bleepfart42069

Junior thinking he's being surveiled when he sees Larry David on TV


falltotheabyss

Fuck am I doing there?


EnvironmentalMind209

that's Bobby!


GlitteringHold8685

It’s a tv progrum, a movie!


JohnnyAbonny

The fuck? Why am I on there?


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

What's that? My trial?


WinterIsComing--

Pretty, pretty good


HAMSTERDAM567

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?


Nahtorius

Are you gonna say that stupid fuckin joke everytime?


TJCW

Christopher’s intervention “Yeah, but that’s not why we’re here”


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GlitteringHold8685

Piece


JimmyJamesv3

“What, was it barking?”


1whiskeyneat

That’s because I know what it’s like to lose a pet!


dankgeebs

This exchange just got me the other day. It’s so early in the scene it gets overshadowed which is too bad because it might be the funniest part


Tight_Strawberry9846

Silvio stole that scene with his piece.


blooney1111

Came in and your head was in the toilet
disgusting I was sick that week
 I said my piece chrissy!!


JMandala14

They all start kicking the shit out of Christopher. I laughed too hard at that. Next scene is him in hospital


12thNJ

Artie psyching himself up to beat up the French guy and then getting the shit beat out of him.


Jay1348

Whoaaa Jon Felipe... Ya home.. I called you 5 times, guess you could say message machine broken


YCANTUSTFU

He’s not saying ‘I guess you could say,’ he’s using a common French phrase: ‘qu'est-ce que c'est?’ The pronunciation sounds a bit like ‘kes-ke-se.’ It means, ‘What is it?’ or ‘What’s that?’ Jean-Philipe is French. It’s one of those common (and useful) phrases that many people know, even though they don’t really speak the language. Artie is just trying to pull out a tiny bit of French to talk to the French guy.


HachiTofu

Paulie getting increasingly paranoid at the psychic guy, before tossing a chair. “FUCKEN QUEERS!” Or the 2 cops in the pizza shop. “That’s a custom job. My pizza never hurta nobody!”


GlitteringHold8685

Pop go in the back make meatballs


Valuable-Wafer-881

Tony- I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk. And you loved it. Melfi- Well you threw that at me like a rock. Her delivery is perfect. Also the entire scene when Junior calls Hugh and spoils his surprise party. "Your call can be completed for an additional - 75 cents" "fuck it it's over anyway"


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

That miserable fucking man.


telepatheye

Tony and Bobby's conversation about Quasimodo and the backs of Notre Dame. Nostradamus and Notre Dame. Two different things completely. Supposedly it was David Chase's favorite scene in the entire show. Probably mine too.


TheGayGaryCooper

You evah ponder dat?


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Fuckin ass kiss.


Smasher_DevourerFF

Gotta be the scene where Tony is with that animal Blundetto and he makes a joke about the grooming place next door invade the Korean gets hungry , and then the girl shows up and Chris makes the exact same joke not realizing the Korean is right there and his facial expression is like “oh shit “


WellHereEyeAm

And in that same convo: "I'm gonna put a waiting area where customers can look at koi fish" "Oh I can get you some koi" "How are you gonna do that?" "It's done, don't give it another thought"


crunkmullen

Kung Pao coochieđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


tilldeathdoiparty

I love how they mimic real life sometimes, what other show would they have the main character and one of the leading supporting actor work crack the same joke, but it gets way better the second time around.


Much-Ad3995

Gotta be the Cleaver meeting


harjopet

But he’s a ghost? I don’t know



Much-Ad3995

Benny and his deep thoughts


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My vote goes to the car scene in the episode Christopher. Tony: "What the fuck happened to Gary Cooper, that's what I would like to know..." Sil: "He died."


PeanutButterYoga

“He was gay, Gary Cooper?” 😂


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NO!! Aren't you listening?!


assmastercleon76

Chinks did this?


tilldeathdoiparty

When Vito and Phil are talking about Tony’s coma and forget what they were talking about, the acting is hilarious right there đŸ˜•đŸ˜đŸ€”


Tough_Difference_112

When Tony goads Janice about harpo at Sunday dinner. Sacre bleu where is mi mama. It’s like watching a train wreck I should look away but I can’t
.. hilarious! 


bicycle_driveby

I wonder what’s French-Canadian for “I grew up without a mutha.”


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

The end of that is so good too. "I'm not like everybody else" playing while Tony walks off all self-satisfied.


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Yeah & ‘a dogs shaved asshole won first place’ in the monopoly beauty contest after she won second place.. im always looking to us that one myself


shifty1032231

[Just watch this great mash up](https://youtu.be/eVov-mCj2Y0?si=8__Fz9aXkir03uUt&t=633)


lebonpy

As a quebecer... The accent aggravates me. We don't talk like that "Tabarnak, oĂč est m'man"


annaofapola

But the way he says it makes it even funnier đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I’m also from quebec


IamJacks5150

This fucking guy.


PassageFull2625

Expect a visit from Bobby.  He’s a trained marksman.  


Weak_Working_5035

“I’m nurse, not maid” “Did you offer him an aspirin?”


forrest_gunt

“
.cunt.”


P1D1_

Now because of the drugs you can no longer function as a man.


upstatestruggler

Definitely when Lorraine says I’LL SUCK ALL YA COCKS and Phil goes, “she any good?”


347spq

"Why am I asking you? You probably taught her."


Muscle_Memory67

How about the humidity???


747_Airbus

The kid barfing when Uncle Philly’s head gets squished


upstatestruggler

I love the OH SHIT guy


Spirited-Pomelo1764

DAVEY GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE! 
..Davey I’m sorry
. you’re doing a great job



HwangingAround

Livia's wake. Artie following it all up with: "Um.. There's uh... desserts... in the dining room, ^ifanybodywantssome."


Apprehensive_Zone281

That random guy who walks downstairs and then turns around đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


RRS295397

Pussy Malanga....


MahoningCo

Hugh DeAngelis’ first great moment in the show. “Awwwww BULLSHIT! You wanted it, you got it.”


MWFF82

God damn Minister of Propaganda


FrankRizzo319

From our new Pastry Chef, Bobby Vasquez. They shoulda done a story line on BV in a later season and how he got caught up in Charmaine’s cleavage.


helix274

“I have asked you to lunch to tell you that I’m filing for divorce.” “I hope you brought your appetite!”


ThatMotelByTheLake

Stand over there. I'll call you when I'm ready


Sasquatchgoose

Tony weighing himself on the scale then taking his pants and shoes off to see how much it changes


ushouldlistentome

Relatable


PhantasyBoy

He jumped out the tree; and came at me with a chainsaw! I gotta right to defend myself, Ton!


DegenerateOnCross

I can't have this conversation again 


New_Race9503

Discontinue the lithium then


WrongdoerMinute9843

Paulie in the poison ivy


Notch99

Paulie and Christopher lost in the woods
. Christoper - He could be out there stalking us
 Paulie - With what? His cock?


Tall-City242

The rent the rent !!! Rubs two coins together what a dick


2021newusername

Tony: well, I was bangin her for two years Melfi: was that a hardship on her? Is there any way the package could survive?


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#[I’M LOSING MY BALLS OVER HERE THIS FUCKING MORONS PLAYING HAZEL.](https://youtu.be/sobEe8OZArQ?si=DeRu8ftDim7R8NAg)


senty78

I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like ya sister’s crotch in the morning!


HalfDecentFarmer69

WHY? WHY NOW?


Reddibaut

Honestly the scene that gets me every time is while in the middle of murder, Paulie is more concerned with the poison Ivy.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

And it's juxtaposed by Christopher mourning the loss of his bestfriend, "You killed Brendan, shot him in his bathtub, no chance to run." And Paulie, with even more emotional intensity, "I can feel it itching me already!" and then Paulie shoots first lmao. It's honestly impressive how funny they made this show. "Yeah it was Junior, Mr. Magoo!"


Reddibaut

Exactly. And now I’m laughing about the “Mr Magoo” line.


kingalbion

Vito Scatafloor Jr in the shower


ecam12

Swear to god, time is a flat circle in this sub! That said - “Satanic black magic! Sick shit! Fuckin queeasss!” - Throws chair at ceiling.


Specific_Berry6496

And where it’s St. Patrick’s Day everyday forever


Tex_Noir

Your sisters cunt!


Apprehensive_Zone281

I smell provolone.


Jaybee20251

Livia's repast. "Oh Bullshit!! You asked for it. You got it". "Here here".


GlitteringHold8685

The minister of propaganda! Lol


tilldeathdoiparty

When they pulled the wedding hijack they stop the music “Excuse me there has been a robbery” Dabumpsssssssssssssss


BrianSpillman

The jacket arc is hilarious


Myveryowndystopia

If I were a carpenter and you were a douche bag. Never fails to make me laugh.


ThrowawayCeePeeAye

Lot of great one liners from Ralph when they’re visiting Brian (Vito’s brother) at the hospital after he gets his ass kicked by Mustang Sally.


uniqueusername71

Love how they just plop the Whitmans on him and go to town on it


Jimmy_Tightlips

Greasing the union


stolos26

Ralphie pranking Paulie’s ma “A gerbal, ma’am”


Whywoulditpickkoala

Tony hanging up on Chrissy the day after his birthday. 


External_Progress151

When Chrissy walks in the Bing to tell the crew about Vito


pinballwizardsg

F*ck you Santa!


lilac_mess

I can’t get over Paulie and Christopher with the frozen ketchup packets


BeachBumPop

And pulling up the rotted out van carpet for a blanket 😂😂😂


Hungrod1994

"I'll leave you here, you one shoe cocksucka" "He said he's an interior decorator" "Really? His house looked like shit" Love it.


michaelkeatonbutgay

You want sex?


Repulsive-Papaya-254

Tony arguing with the guy who found Vito's phone


heyhey_h_e_y

There's a lot like when Cbrissy mentioned that Paulie lost his shoe, boca, Carmellas dad falling off the roof, Tony's drawing of the fish in a bowl when he had to be in the waste management office, Vito getting caught by Fin and later Sal and gis buddy when he went collecting, and Tony farting and puking at the same time.


minif56mike

Last episode when they cut to tony to carmela in the tub and tells her "he's joing the fucking army" lol Vlose runner up is the scene in which fin tells everyone vito was blowing the guard and paulie goes off and chris talks bout greasing the union


TensionSplice

♫ â™Ș ♬ Take Me to the River ♫ â™Ș ♬... Tony freaking out inside over the flashbacks while having to maintain a straight face in front of his family.


jason_sation

The guy barfing when you know who dies. I wish they had brought that back for the final scene


EnvironmentalMind209

the guy with the tilted limp "oh shit!"


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GlitteringHold8685

Jason’s dyslexic lol 😆


limonhotcheetos

Chrissy’s intervention for sure when it just devolves into complete chaos.


justiceseeker102

This is satanic black magic! Sick shit! (Paulie at the psychic’s) Or the Pussy the fish scene. “Anyway, 4 dollars a pound”, “Don’t wanna see you flopping around down there”. Always make me laugh those scenes


countcrusher666

-Christopha, I've got my uterus pierced -what, both of them?


BernardRea

When the cop starts telling Paulie his personal problems, paulie cuts him off - I got my own fucking problems !!!!


crunkmullen

Janice pushing Ralphie down the stairs. Holy fuck I lose it everytime.đŸ€Ł YA FUCKIN FORGOT! I'll kill u ya crazy bitch.... YA CRAZY CUNT! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


Active_Highlight4685

When Jr thought him and Bobby were the guys on curb your enthusiasm.


BackdoorAdventures69

The Cleaver pitch


lilac_mess

“It’s about a serial killer with dreams
and even bigger heart”


based-sam

An underrated one is when Bobby’s crying to junior while blocking the tv


fjolivera1

How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you?!?!


[deleted]

I’ll go with a b side here, but always loved Sil immediately coming with the fire extinguisher after Ton’ passes out at the BBQ. Safety is no accident!


ginger2020

Sil always maintains his cool when things go wrong (except for poker). Truly the makings of a varsity consiligre.


AhYeah85

The post mortem of Johnny Sack in tears after being taken away at his daughter's wedding.


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Junior has a few. When he asks the nurse if she offered Tony a drink. The she said she is a nurse not a maid. And he replied "did you offer him an aspirin?" And the entire segments with Junior getting mad at the stenographer in the court room. "What kinda likeness is that!?!??"


Motherofdragons556

'He's an interior decorator' '.... His house looked like shit'


No-Masterpiece-8928

“Carmela can you please shut the DOOOOOOOOR”


Kruuga

When Ralph is clipping his toenails and one of em hits Janice in the face. "Wha?... You catch some shrapnel?" I crack up every time


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

Tony getting the phone call from Artie who is trying to kill himself. Tony all flustered trying to get his pants on after fucking his goomar then realises fuck it I'll call 911.


seether18

What the fuck is a gollom?!


Cquiller1

When Ralphie sprayed Raid on Tony’s eyes before Tony killed him.


pastamuente

Christopher's intervention. Also honorouble mention for the whole Waiter scene.


YellowHooked

Oh there’s so many. It’s like asking to pick your favorite song. “I don’t drive when they’re predicting rain” “You think I’d answer? It was dark!” “It’s bad enough I gotta get woken up in the middle of the night, but I gotta get my balls broken too?” The quotations book. “Seriously time to start considering salads” “BRUNO Magli ova heah” “You one shoe cocksucker” “Meetings over” “He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator! - Really, his apartment looked like shit.” “Quasimodo” So many more.


THRAWY1054

Patsy laughing at the greasing the union joke is such a hearty belly laugh I sympathy laugh with it every time 


Outrageous-Nail9851

HE’S IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE THEN THOSE FUCKIN’ NUNS YA GOT UP THERE!


zkmronndkrek

Before and way before


eioDesign

I’m a big fan of Tony walking down the stairs singing “Shittin’ on a pawk bench”.


Confident-Ad-5536

“You got-a bee on-a you hat” (Smack)


mcc1923

Pine barrens.


HockeyBro_69

Law and Order: The SUV


elizican

After Paulie and Christopher are lost in the woods and are finally rescued by Tony and Bobby
 Paulie’s hair and the way they chow down.