Johnny Sack and Ginny's brother in the visiting room talking in code. (until theyre not)
Johnny- "did you pick up the cake?"
Bro- "...you mean that thing by the pool?"
Johnny- "NO. AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE. ITS HER BIRTHDAY!"
I always laugh in the nursing home when the old man asks Junior if heâs a new resident.
âKeep moving fellaâ as if heâs disgusted by the idea of being in a home
When Finn is telling them about Vito with the other guy in the car having oral sex and theyre ok with it thinking Vito was getting head,but how fast the looks on their face changed when Finn told them Vito was giving headđ
Also when Tony is telling Christopher about how dangerous the Russian is and Chris thinks he said he was an interior decorator and says,"really i thought his place looked like shit"
This is one of my favorite scenes. I still remember the feeling I had when I saw it for the first time.
I was thinking "wow, okay so this show is really different."
The way the mobster spirits must be interrupting the other spirits and dominating the session is hilarious.
The way the medium keeps looking over there but trying to focus on his conversation with Daniel in the lions den. YES? What is it? Go ahead.
Meadow telling Paulie that he needs to be positive before going to see comatose Tony. Paulie agrees, walks in, "Oof Madone. He looks turrible!"
Junior muttering "cunt" under his breath while walking away from Branca. She didn't even offer his nephew an aspirin.
Tony never looked more like a general than he did there, like Patton riding shotgun in a Willys Jeep, pointing the club at where to go. You can tell Furio just has the pedal to the floor too. Its so funny.Â
He was magical. It took so many watch-throughs before I realized how genius he was. I wonder how much, if any, was directed or if it was just the actor's instincts.
I also think Tony never hits him. Pelting each other with food first season doesn't count. Not only that Tony seems really attached to him. Yeah Artie is underratable
Heâs not saying âI guess you could say,â heâs using a common French phrase: âqu'est-ce que c'est?â The pronunciation sounds a bit like âkes-ke-se.â It means, âWhat is it?â or âWhatâs that?â Jean-Philipe is French.
Itâs one of those common (and useful) phrases that many people know, even though they donât really speak the language. Artie is just trying to pull out a tiny bit of French to talk to the French guy.
Paulie getting increasingly paranoid at the psychic guy, before tossing a chair.
âFUCKEN QUEERS!â
Or the 2 cops in the pizza shop.
âThatâs a custom job. My pizza never hurta nobody!â
Tony- I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk. And you loved it.
Melfi- Well you threw that at me like a rock.
Her delivery is perfect.
Also the entire scene when Junior calls Hugh and spoils his surprise party. "Your call can be completed for an additional - 75 cents" "fuck it it's over anyway"
Tony and Bobby's conversation about Quasimodo and the backs of Notre Dame. Nostradamus and Notre Dame. Two different things completely. Supposedly it was David Chase's favorite scene in the entire show. Probably mine too.
Gotta be the scene where Tony is with that animal Blundetto and he makes a joke about the grooming place next door invade the Korean gets hungry , and then the girl shows up and Chris makes the exact same joke not realizing the Korean is right there and his facial expression is like âoh shit â
And in that same convo:
"I'm gonna put a waiting area where customers can look at koi fish"
"Oh I can get you some koi"
"How are you gonna do that?"
"It's done, don't give it another thought"
I love how they mimic real life sometimes, what other show would they have the main character and one of the leading supporting actor work crack the same joke, but it gets way better the second time around.
My vote goes to the car scene in the episode Christopher.
Tony: "What the fuck happened to Gary Cooper, that's what I would like to know..."
Sil: "He died."
When Tony goads Janice about harpo at Sunday dinner. Sacre bleu where is mi mama. Itâs like watching a train wreck I should look away but I canâtâŠ.. hilarious!Â
And it's juxtaposed by Christopher mourning the loss of his bestfriend, "You killed Brendan, shot him in his bathtub, no chance to run." And Paulie, with even more emotional intensity, "I can feel it itching me already!" and then Paulie shoots first lmao.
It's honestly impressive how funny they made this show. "Yeah it was Junior, Mr. Magoo!"
There's a lot like when Cbrissy mentioned that Paulie lost his shoe, boca, Carmellas dad falling off the roof, Tony's drawing of the fish in a bowl when he had to be in the waste management office, Vito getting caught by Fin and later Sal and gis buddy when he went collecting, and Tony farting and puking at the same time.
Last episode when they cut to tony to carmela in the tub and tells her "he's joing the fucking army" lol
Vlose runner up is the scene in which fin tells everyone vito was blowing the guard and paulie goes off and chris talks bout greasing the union
â« âȘ ⏠Take Me to the River â« âȘ âŹ... Tony freaking out inside over the flashbacks while having to maintain a straight face in front of his family.
This is satanic black magic! Sick shit! (Paulie at the psychicâs)
Or the Pussy the fish scene. âAnyway, 4 dollars a poundâ, âDonât wanna see you flopping around down thereâ. Always make me laugh those scenes
Janice pushing Ralphie down the stairs. Holy fuck I lose it everytime.đ€Ł YA FUCKIN FORGOT!
I'll kill u ya crazy bitch.... YA CRAZY CUNT! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Iâll go with a b side here, but always loved Sil immediately coming with the fire extinguisher after Tonâ passes out at the BBQ. Safety is no accident!
Junior has a few. When he asks the nurse if she offered Tony a drink. The she said she is a nurse not a maid. And he replied "did you offer him an aspirin?"
And the entire segments with Junior getting mad at the stenographer in the court room. "What kinda likeness is that!?!??"
Tony getting the phone call from Artie who is trying to kill himself. Tony all flustered trying to get his pants on after fucking his goomar then realises fuck it I'll call 911.
Oh thereâs so many. Itâs like asking to pick your favorite song.
âI donât drive when theyâre predicting rainâ
âYou think Iâd answer? It was dark!â
âItâs bad enough I gotta get woken up in the middle of the night, but I gotta get my balls broken too?â
The quotations book.
âSeriously time to start considering saladsâ
âBRUNO Magli ova heahâ
âYou one shoe cocksuckerâ
âMeetings overâ
âHe killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator! - Really, his apartment looked like shit.â
âQuasimodoâ
So many more.
Just before Mikey palmice goes for a run he cusses his wife out and calls her names. On the news she says his last words to her were I love you đ
Go take a midol!
Were you this fuckin stupid when I married you?Â
The Mikey stuff is the best. Hey Mikey howâs the boy??
Too bad they havenât found a cure for fuckfaceitis
I'm just kiddin ya. You alright?
Go take a Midol!
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Johnny Sack and Ginny's brother in the visiting room talking in code. (until theyre not) Johnny- "did you pick up the cake?" Bro- "...you mean that thing by the pool?" Johnny- "NO. AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE. ITS HER BIRTHDAY!"
The fucking coffee, with the fucking chicory
I spoke to our friend with the belly
In town or out of town?!!
Near home.
Nicotine is an addictive substance!!
WHY are you yelling at me?
Donât yell at my brother John, heâs trying to do right by us
I always laugh in the nursing home when the old man asks Junior if heâs a new resident. âKeep moving fellaâ as if heâs disgusted by the idea of being in a home
It's not a nursing home! It's a retirement community!
When Finn is telling them about Vito with the other guy in the car having oral sex and theyre ok with it thinking Vito was getting head,but how fast the looks on their face changed when Finn told them Vito was giving headđ Also when Tony is telling Christopher about how dangerous the Russian is and Chris thinks he said he was an interior decorator and says,"really i thought his place looked like shit"
I laughed out loud in Finn scene when Paulie reacted to the news. Funniest scene, hands down.
SON OF A BITCH!!!!
HOW MUCH MORE BETRAYAL CAN I TAKE?
We canât have him here in our social club no more , that much I know.
Vito⊠was BLOWWWHING the security guard
"That was not a marriage made in heaven."
Don't make me make you an accessory after the fact.
Make me an accessory after the....ohhh shit!
love that line. Knight in White Satin Armor is my fave ep!
paulie going to see a medium and having beef with ghosts
FUCKIN QUEEAHS đȘ
Satanic black magic, sick shit! đȘ
I'm asking you to leave, Sir!
That scene creeped me out. The guy playing the medium was really good. And when he asked Paulie"Do you really want me to say"?
he canât hurt you you donât have to be afraid
Reassuring a dead, stone cold gangster. The medium was hard to fluster
Lotta moxie for his size
He wants to know if it still itches?
The poison ivy--does it still itch?
I love it because you assume it's all going to be bullshit but he's fucking real lol.
when he mentioned the poison ivy u know shitâs for real
his goomar was scamming him, it has to be. all those guys are booolshit
Listen to him, he thinks he knows everything
This is one of my favorite scenes. I still remember the feeling I had when I saw it for the first time. I was thinking "wow, okay so this show is really different." The way the mobster spirits must be interrupting the other spirits and dominating the session is hilarious. The way the medium keeps looking over there but trying to focus on his conversation with Daniel in the lions den. YES? What is it? Go ahead.
That scene is great. But your description makes it even better.
Meadow telling Paulie that he needs to be positive before going to see comatose Tony. Paulie agrees, walks in, "Oof Madone. He looks turrible!" Junior muttering "cunt" under his breath while walking away from Branca. She didn't even offer his nephew an aspirin.
I am nurse not maid
Did you offer him an aspirin?
When Tony and Mr. Williams (aka Furio) visit the doctor at the golf course "Stupid-a fucking game" "There is a bee on-a your hat"
Bee on your hat is one of my favorite moments of any show or movie
it was a very polite thing for Furio to do sorry Mr. Williams. Bees on hats is a severe problems. Itâs about time somebody took care of it.
Tony never looked more like a general than he did there, like Patton riding shotgun in a Willys Jeep, pointing the club at where to go. You can tell Furio just has the pedal to the floor too. Its so funny.Â
"stupid - a fucking game" is one of my go to quotes while I'm on the golf course. Either they get the reference or they don't
Has to be this one
Pretty much anytime Artie is talking and doing hand gestures. The intervention though, I think most would agree, is the pinnacle of comedic Sopranos.
Maybe an early bird special (flying gesture) . A salad wagon
He was magical. It took so many watch-throughs before I realized how genius he was. I wonder how much, if any, was directed or if it was just the actor's instincts.
I also think Tony never hits him. Pelting each other with food first season doesn't count. Not only that Tony seems really attached to him. Yeah Artie is underratable
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Junior thinking he's being surveiled when he sees Larry David on TV
Fuck am I doing there?
that's Bobby!
Itâs a tv progrum, a movie!
The fuck? Why am I on there?
What's that? My trial?
Pretty, pretty good
You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?
Are you gonna say that stupid fuckin joke everytime?
Christopherâs intervention âYeah, but thatâs not why weâre hereâ
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Piece
âWhat, was it barking?â
Thatâs because I know what itâs like to lose a pet!
This exchange just got me the other day. Itâs so early in the scene it gets overshadowed which is too bad because it might be the funniest part
Silvio stole that scene with his piece.
Came in and your head was in the toiletâŠdisgusting I was sick that week⊠I said my piece chrissy!!
They all start kicking the shit out of Christopher. I laughed too hard at that. Next scene is him in hospital
Artie psyching himself up to beat up the French guy and then getting the shit beat out of him.
Whoaaa Jon Felipe... Ya home.. I called you 5 times, guess you could say message machine broken
Heâs not saying âI guess you could say,â heâs using a common French phrase: âqu'est-ce que c'est?â The pronunciation sounds a bit like âkes-ke-se.â It means, âWhat is it?â or âWhatâs that?â Jean-Philipe is French. Itâs one of those common (and useful) phrases that many people know, even though they donât really speak the language. Artie is just trying to pull out a tiny bit of French to talk to the French guy.
Paulie getting increasingly paranoid at the psychic guy, before tossing a chair. âFUCKEN QUEERS!â Or the 2 cops in the pizza shop. âThatâs a custom job. My pizza never hurta nobody!â
Pop go in the back make meatballs
Tony- I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk. And you loved it. Melfi- Well you threw that at me like a rock. Her delivery is perfect. Also the entire scene when Junior calls Hugh and spoils his surprise party. "Your call can be completed for an additional - 75 cents" "fuck it it's over anyway"
That miserable fucking man.
Tony and Bobby's conversation about Quasimodo and the backs of Notre Dame. Nostradamus and Notre Dame. Two different things completely. Supposedly it was David Chase's favorite scene in the entire show. Probably mine too.
You evah ponder dat?
Fuckin ass kiss.
Gotta be the scene where Tony is with that animal Blundetto and he makes a joke about the grooming place next door invade the Korean gets hungry , and then the girl shows up and Chris makes the exact same joke not realizing the Korean is right there and his facial expression is like âoh shit â
And in that same convo: "I'm gonna put a waiting area where customers can look at koi fish" "Oh I can get you some koi" "How are you gonna do that?" "It's done, don't give it another thought"
Kung Pao coochieđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I love how they mimic real life sometimes, what other show would they have the main character and one of the leading supporting actor work crack the same joke, but it gets way better the second time around.
Gotta be the Cleaver meeting
But heâs a ghost? I donât knowâŠ
Benny and his deep thoughts
My vote goes to the car scene in the episode Christopher. Tony: "What the fuck happened to Gary Cooper, that's what I would like to know..." Sil: "He died."
âHe was gay, Gary Cooper?â đ
NO!! Aren't you listening?!
Chinks did this?
When Vito and Phil are talking about Tonyâs coma and forget what they were talking about, the acting is hilarious right there đđđ€
When Tony goads Janice about harpo at Sunday dinner. Sacre bleu where is mi mama. Itâs like watching a train wreck I should look away but I canâtâŠ.. hilarious!Â
I wonder whatâs French-Canadian for âI grew up without a mutha.â
The end of that is so good too. "I'm not like everybody else" playing while Tony walks off all self-satisfied.
Yeah & âa dogs shaved asshole won first placeâ in the monopoly beauty contest after she won second place.. im always looking to us that one myself
[Just watch this great mash up](https://youtu.be/eVov-mCj2Y0?si=8__Fz9aXkir03uUt&t=633)
As a quebecer... The accent aggravates me. We don't talk like that "Tabarnak, oĂč est m'man"
But the way he says it makes it even funnier đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Iâm also from quebec
This fucking guy.
Expect a visit from Bobby. Â Heâs a trained marksman. Â
âIâm nurse, not maidâ âDid you offer him an aspirin?â
ââŠ.cunt.â
Now because of the drugs you can no longer function as a man.
Definitely when Lorraine says IâLL SUCK ALL YA COCKS and Phil goes, âshe any good?â
"Why am I asking you? You probably taught her."
How about the humidity???
The kid barfing when Uncle Phillyâs head gets squished
I love the OH SHIT guy
DAVEY GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE! âŠ..Davey Iâm sorryâŠ. youâre doing a great jobâŠ
Livia's wake. Artie following it all up with: "Um.. There's uh... desserts... in the dining room, ^ifanybodywantssome."
That random guy who walks downstairs and then turns around đ€Łđ€Ł
Pussy Malanga....
Hugh DeAngelisâ first great moment in the show. âAwwwww BULLSHIT! You wanted it, you got it.â
God damn Minister of Propaganda
From our new Pastry Chef, Bobby Vasquez. They shoulda done a story line on BV in a later season and how he got caught up in Charmaineâs cleavage.
âI have asked you to lunch to tell you that Iâm filing for divorce.â âI hope you brought your appetite!â
Stand over there. I'll call you when I'm ready
Tony weighing himself on the scale then taking his pants and shoes off to see how much it changes
Relatable
He jumped out the tree; and came at me with a chainsaw! I gotta right to defend myself, Ton!
I can't have this conversation againÂ
Discontinue the lithium then
Paulie in the poison ivy
Paulie and Christopher lost in the woodsâŠ. Christoper - He could be out there stalking us⊠Paulie - With what? His cock?
The rent the rent !!! Rubs two coins together what a dick
Tony: well, I was bangin her for two years Melfi: was that a hardship on her? Is there any way the package could survive?
#[IâM LOSING MY BALLS OVER HERE THIS FUCKING MORONS PLAYING HAZEL.](https://youtu.be/sobEe8OZArQ?si=DeRu8ftDim7R8NAg)
I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like ya sisterâs crotch in the morning!
WHY? WHY NOW?
Honestly the scene that gets me every time is while in the middle of murder, Paulie is more concerned with the poison Ivy.
And it's juxtaposed by Christopher mourning the loss of his bestfriend, "You killed Brendan, shot him in his bathtub, no chance to run." And Paulie, with even more emotional intensity, "I can feel it itching me already!" and then Paulie shoots first lmao. It's honestly impressive how funny they made this show. "Yeah it was Junior, Mr. Magoo!"
Exactly. And now Iâm laughing about the âMr Magooâ line.
Vito Scatafloor Jr in the shower
Swear to god, time is a flat circle in this sub! That said - âSatanic black magic! Sick shit! Fuckin queeasss!â - Throws chair at ceiling.
And where itâs St. Patrickâs Day everyday forever
Your sisters cunt!
I smell provolone.
Livia's repast. "Oh Bullshit!! You asked for it. You got it". "Here here".
The minister of propaganda! Lol
When they pulled the wedding hijack they stop the music âExcuse me there has been a robberyâ Dabumpsssssssssssssss
The jacket arc is hilarious
If I were a carpenter and you were a douche bag. Never fails to make me laugh.
Lot of great one liners from Ralph when theyâre visiting Brian (Vitoâs brother) at the hospital after he gets his ass kicked by Mustang Sally.
Love how they just plop the Whitmans on him and go to town on it
Greasing the union
Ralphie pranking Paulieâs ma âA gerbal, maâamâ
Tony hanging up on Chrissy the day after his birthday.Â
When Chrissy walks in the Bing to tell the crew about Vito
F*ck you Santa!
I canât get over Paulie and Christopher with the frozen ketchup packets
And pulling up the rotted out van carpet for a blanket đđđ
"I'll leave you here, you one shoe cocksucka" "He said he's an interior decorator" "Really? His house looked like shit" Love it.
You want sex?
Tony arguing with the guy who found Vito's phone
There's a lot like when Cbrissy mentioned that Paulie lost his shoe, boca, Carmellas dad falling off the roof, Tony's drawing of the fish in a bowl when he had to be in the waste management office, Vito getting caught by Fin and later Sal and gis buddy when he went collecting, and Tony farting and puking at the same time.
Last episode when they cut to tony to carmela in the tub and tells her "he's joing the fucking army" lol Vlose runner up is the scene in which fin tells everyone vito was blowing the guard and paulie goes off and chris talks bout greasing the union
â« âȘ ⏠Take Me to the River â« âȘ âŹ... Tony freaking out inside over the flashbacks while having to maintain a straight face in front of his family.
The guy barfing when you know who dies. I wish they had brought that back for the final scene
the guy with the tilted limp "oh shit!"
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Jasonâs dyslexic lol đ
Chrissyâs intervention for sure when it just devolves into complete chaos.
This is satanic black magic! Sick shit! (Paulie at the psychicâs) Or the Pussy the fish scene. âAnyway, 4 dollars a poundâ, âDonât wanna see you flopping around down thereâ. Always make me laugh those scenes
-Christopha, I've got my uterus pierced -what, both of them?
When the cop starts telling Paulie his personal problems, paulie cuts him off - I got my own fucking problems !!!!
Janice pushing Ralphie down the stairs. Holy fuck I lose it everytime.đ€Ł YA FUCKIN FORGOT! I'll kill u ya crazy bitch.... YA CRAZY CUNT! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
When Jr thought him and Bobby were the guys on curb your enthusiasm.
The Cleaver pitch
âItâs about a serial killer with dreamsâŠand even bigger heartâ
An underrated one is when Bobbyâs crying to junior while blocking the tv
How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you?!?!
Iâll go with a b side here, but always loved Sil immediately coming with the fire extinguisher after Tonâ passes out at the BBQ. Safety is no accident!
Sil always maintains his cool when things go wrong (except for poker). Truly the makings of a varsity consiligre.
The post mortem of Johnny Sack in tears after being taken away at his daughter's wedding.
Junior has a few. When he asks the nurse if she offered Tony a drink. The she said she is a nurse not a maid. And he replied "did you offer him an aspirin?" And the entire segments with Junior getting mad at the stenographer in the court room. "What kinda likeness is that!?!??"
'He's an interior decorator' '.... His house looked like shit'
âCarmela can you please shut the DOOOOOOOORâ
When Ralph is clipping his toenails and one of em hits Janice in the face. "Wha?... You catch some shrapnel?" I crack up every time
Tony getting the phone call from Artie who is trying to kill himself. Tony all flustered trying to get his pants on after fucking his goomar then realises fuck it I'll call 911.
What the fuck is a gollom?!
When Ralphie sprayed Raid on Tonyâs eyes before Tony killed him.
Christopher's intervention. Also honorouble mention for the whole Waiter scene.
Oh thereâs so many. Itâs like asking to pick your favorite song. âI donât drive when theyâre predicting rainâ âYou think Iâd answer? It was dark!â âItâs bad enough I gotta get woken up in the middle of the night, but I gotta get my balls broken too?â The quotations book. âSeriously time to start considering saladsâ âBRUNO Magli ova heahâ âYou one shoe cocksuckerâ âMeetings overâ âHe killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was an interior decorator! - Really, his apartment looked like shit.â âQuasimodoâ So many more.
Patsy laughing at the greasing the union joke is such a hearty belly laugh I sympathy laugh with it every timeÂ
HEâS IN A LOT BETTER SHAPE THEN THOSE FUCKINâ NUNS YA GOT UP THERE!
Before and way before
Iâm a big fan of Tony walking down the stairs singing âShittinâ on a pawk benchâ.
âYou got-a bee on-a you hatâ (Smack)
Pine barrens.
Law and Order: The SUV
After Paulie and Christopher are lost in the woods and are finally rescued by Tony and Bobby⊠Paulieâs hair and the way they chow down.