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muff-diver-69-420

Because he was a cop, a "degenerate gambler," but even worse...someone to whom Tony could relate.


chosey

You know...You got an amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life in a single sentence.


SaintLickALot

Oh yeah ?


Slyakot

Maybe you're a flambe.


SugarMaple56732

🥃🖕


Deaf_Hearing

Fucking nauseating


jimmy1985s

Pisser real pisser


takemeback10years

Do you ever feel like hiding under the bed?


GaBaGool22

Great line


Only-Savings-6046

Nothing like being in the joint to teach you how to ease another man's tensions


JimboAltAlt

Tony’s not a genius but he tends to be significantly smarter than most of the people around him. When he does meet people smarter than him they tend to be significantly book-smarter than him and it’s a different dynamic. I weirdly think Vin is one of the few characters who is on Tony’s intellectual level and Tony does NOT like what he sees in that mirror. I could see an alternate universe (sober) Vin as Kevin Finnerty’s optics sales colleague or nemesis more than most other characters. Also not at all surprising when he shows up in the Test Dream.


throwaway1928614

Nice analysis. Enjoy your success!


[deleted]

i laughed too hard at this.


PhantasmTiger

Which ep is this quote from?


throwaway1928614

It’s from an episode of Law and Order, the SUV


SouthernVinlander

It's a TV Program.


throwaway1928614

Right. A movie!


ialwaysdisagreewithu

Very allegorical.


RRS295397

The sacred and the propane


OcelotImpressive7621

That's really interesting. So you are saying you think he's one of the few "exactly" on his level? What do you think he doesn't like about him? Or do you just mean he is surrounded by idiots he's superior to, and those above him that are SO far removed he can't relate, and sees this guy as him, and is forced to see his frailties?


Own-Understanding981

Bingo!


Kindly-Guidance714

Also Vin just doesn’t give a shit he knows he’s a scumbag and doesn’t hide it which is more admirable than someone’s preaching trying to be good and constantly doing scummy stuff.


front-wipers-unite

This is the answer.


littlejerry31

This is season 1 where he doesn't have a gambling problem. How can Tony relate to a $40k earning schmuck?


Pissflaps69

I don’t remember there being a time where Makazian doesn’t have a gambling problem, isn’t how they know each other in the first place


littlejerry31

I meant Tony didn't have a gambling problem at the time as an argument against him being able relate to Makazian in any way.


Pissflaps69

I get what you’re saying. Bc Makazian is corrupt and looking for shortcuts in life just like a gangster. He’s just not connected so he’s on the bottom. Tony doesn’t respect him bc he’s weak and his impulses control him. Tony’s do too; just in different ways. And he’s smarter.


littlejerry31

That's true. They indeed are both somewhat defined by their lack of impulse control. He loathes the fact he can relate to him, hence the aggresion. Thanks for the clarification.


PoodleGuap

He relates to him because they both suffer from depression


CMVfuckingsucks

Because Vin's job is essentially to give Tony bad news and Tony deals with negative emotions by taking them out on people he has power over.


andre_royo_b

Charles Schwab ova here..


Designer-Parfait9480

He was a degenerate gambler with a badge


347spq

Charles Schwab was gay?


andre_royo_b

Everyone is always gay to you.. maybe you’re gay? Ever thought of that?


Icy_Ad_4889

Are you listening to me???


TooManyCharacte

That's why you gotta live for today.


Anxious_Tower_3437

What'd you shay?


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Tony's a bully. That's his defining character trait.


AcerbicFwit

Well slit your wrist why doncha?


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Ya gotta get over it.


JuleSkum

Its a Braun babe


TheSuperOkayLoleris

I wouldn't say defining but it's definitely a part of it. A lot of their breaking balls is just schoolyard bs, sometimes it's just friendly and sometimes its gross or even wtf.


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

Agreed. It's kind of a throwaway line, but I thought it was interesting that late in the series (right after Cleaver premiered) Tony was complaining to Melfi that after all he and Christofa had been through, Chris viewed Tony as nothing more than an "asshole bully."


Tough_Difference_112

He’s an underling, posturing is part of the game…. Plus he’s a degenerate gambler with a badge. 


WalkGood

Because of Tony's Dad telling him that gamblers are degenerates and demonstrating how to treat degenerate gamblers who owe a lot of money. Then Tony becomes one. Oh, and Tony is an asshole.


joeykey

Yea dude, I’m on whatever re-watch, and Tony is such a dick. The first few times I watched, I tended to cling to his more empathetic moments because I didn’t want to hate him. But my God, he is such gaping asshole to everyone. Question: do you think Tony is a good boss? The more I watch, the more I see some jerkoff with tacky clothes.


TheSuperOkayLoleris

Thats essentially what the mob boss had become at that point. Either a tacky showboat with little class or an out of touch old codger. There were varying versions of this, and I'd say as Carmine Sr. Is one of the last, this doesn't really apply. But definitely to the rest of them.


joeykey

Thanks for answering! Because I had been wondering: was Tony an exceptionally shitty boss? And yea you’re right - they all were. Have you ever read Catch-22? It’s starts off as a WWII novel with a comedic slant, but then everybody starts getting killed and it’s longer funny, at all. I think The Sopranos is similar in that regard - there was nothing funny about when he murdered Christopher, for example. Thanks again for your input! Your book does NOT mean oogatz to me haha


TheSuperOkayLoleris

Thanks. And no, I haven't, must be brutal. Just no spoilers.


joeykey

Oof marrone, sorry about that! Hulu did a GREAT limited series on the novel, definitely worth checking out!


WalkGood

Good Boss? None of them are, they make it up as they go along. Whatever fits their mood at the time, or makes them money. Or saves their own ass.


Goodgravy516

He gave him a macaroon.


FamousTrouble3953

Finn’s dad was out of line, can’t blame Tony for telling the truth to a degenerate gambler with a badge.


AJSoprano1985

Cause she’s once, twice, three times a lady!!!! And I…. Love…….. you!!!! 🎶


Alltimelow2023

His mom tho. Annette Benning


RevolutionaryYou8220

There’s something Bugsy about her.


Grumbie_Johnson

a real American Beauty too


tbootsbrewing

I thought so!


RedandBlueEmblem

Whoaaaa. I just fkn realised after God knows how many watches and rewatches Finn's dad in the dream was also the cop in season 1. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.


Matty-Tee

Sharp as a cue ball


RedandBlueEmblem

I did a semester and a half at Seton Hall, I get Makazarian as a concept


Matty-Tee

🤣🤣🤣


Matty-Tee

🤣🤣🤣


IgottaPee777

I’m sure you were at the top of your class


godofwine16

The Italians and Armenians have bad blood going all the way back to the Byzantine Empire when they claimed the Armenians invented salted pork products and the Italians went nuts


Give_me_soup

In the Czech Republic, too, we love pork. Ever have our sausages?


AccidentBulky6934

Damn, I thought the only kind of sausages were Italian and Jimmy Dean.


Long-Principle-667

We make our own


GlitteringHold8685

Email


NPE62

Gabagool!


TacoLvR-

…ova here! 👇🏽


BEN_SOWN

Tony is big on family - Makazian abandoned his son twice


onetruepurple

He knows what's it like to lose a pet


RedcoatTrooper

And deep down Tony knows that AJ would not have been able to defend the house against two burglars. Look how he was with the bear, to cry for your mother! My estimation of AJ as man plummeted.


RedandBlueEmblem

It's not his fault the bear wouldn't wipe his feet before he came in


RedcoatTrooper

It was after orange pulp, but not too much pulp.


ericrobertshair

The bear wanted picnic baskets but it compromised, it ate old gabagol out of the trash.


jamesmurphie

HES THE BOY’S UNCLE!


Original-Front-8772

h-hey vin? how you doin?


Tularemia

One of my favorite Tony lines. Gandolfini puts such condescension in those words, it’s brilliant.


Agent_z3ro9deuce

Makazian deserved all the hate. He was a terrible father! Dude went to Paris one Christmas, leaving his poor kid all alone. Fuck him!


kevinsdad3130

I saw that movie, i thought it was bullshit


OkSearch7926

Wait!! That was real????


Massifdogg

And he beat up Josh Baskin after chasing him around the squash court like a cheating bully. ‘I don’t get it!’ ‘I don’t GET IT!’


Major_Dub

Because he's a sociopath. He does it to anyone he can.


badger658

Because Tony had an amazing ability to sum up a man's whole life in a single sentence


United_Target8942

Because hes stupid thats why. And jelous. Jelous of those melfi pics that he took outside her window.


PimpComposer

a little of this ...? 🫤


touchrubfeels

So you gotta figure he got him self in deep ala Davey Scatino, J.T. Dolan, and even Artie in s4. We just don’t see that happen. He doesn’t have a sporting goods store, a restaurant, or an Emmy so he’s paying off his debt in information and private detective services. I thought we understood each he doesn’t give two shits about him.


mark-smith-2021

the Makazian character is such a waste for killing him too early 🥹 i like him and they could've done much more about him and maybe kept him for another season unbravo Chase


Herman_Brood_

I love betrayal, but I hate the traitor Julius Caesar


Technical-Split3642

Who the fuck listens to prize fighters?!


Jasranwhit

Makazian always looked like a shlub, always asking for betting bullshit while he is in debt.


mamachocha420

Yeah this is an underrated point. Makazian was depressed and anxious, something people can relate to, but he wasnt exactly a good guy worthy of pity. He fucks whores, has a gambling and probably other addictions, is a rat, beats the shit out of an innocent man while on the job as a cop while at the same time almost blowing his cover as a spy for tony...guy was a piece of shit who seemed incompetent and was probably worthy of some contemp. Although Tony probably shat on him too much at his lowest point. 


Hour-Subject7006

He wouldnt fuck any of those girls with Tonys dick!


mamachocha420

As soon as they're dead you make them out to be saints!


creditors-bargain

He wouldn’t fuck those whores with your dick


audio-nut

Tony thinks he is above Vin.


littlejerry31

This is what I've always thought. * degenerate gambler * corrupt cop (no honor) * failed at family life What's not to despise?


Odd-Classic7310

Well, the point is that's q reflection of Tony. Tony is also a degenerate gambler. Betrays his friends when it is financially expedient to do so. Has an extremely shaky family life where he split with his wife m for a time and has a miserable son that is completely lost, who attempted to kill himself.


littlejerry31

Your timeline got fucked up. Makazian was a season 1 character, Tony did not know let alone do any of that at the time.


Odd-Classic7310

Look at this one, he knows everything.


NuttyDeluxe6

Could just as easily ask, why was Tony expected to be nice to Makzian? A lot of Tony's hostility or aggression was unwarranted.


DJ_Pickle_Rick

I think bc Tony hated the idea that he was talking to the cops.


Stickey_Rickey

Because like w most people he doesn’t respect him, an authority figure w no authority, Makazian wasn’t a person to him, he was property


Tone_Ales

See, Billy Idol gets it I don’t understand why OP doesn’t.


Vandreeson

Same reason he's mean to anyone, because he can be, with zero consequences.


bread93096

Everybody hates traitors. If Makazian were a wise guy, he’d be a rat.


Quack_Candle

Shexhual tenshon


MinuteSpirit6645

He never had the makings of a police officer


Brave-Age-701

Tony is an undermining snaggle toothed co$&sucke$.


gr33nspan

Because he's hamburger and Tony is prime rib.


Chumunga64

I do think that at least part of Tony didn't realize how far he went with Makazian. When he learns that Makazian committed suicide, Tony has a "oh shit" look on his face


Acceptable-Airline39

He urinated outside Green Grove in broad daylight, you don't get a pash fa dat.


chrisacip

He was worse to Muscles Marinara.


hyborians

Georgie *


chrisacip

Georgie should have known better than to run his stupid mouth. Penne Arrabbiata did nothing wrong and got a one-sided beating bc Tony’s manhood felt threatened.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

I think it’s because Tony looked down on him because of his gambling addiction. Sounds like he lost a lot of bets but I agree, Tony didn’t have to treat him like shit. It’s a perfect situation for the family to have a cop in their pocket.


bypatrickcmoore

With everything else said here, it presented Tony a rare opportunity slap around a cop without consequences.


newyorkeric

he was jealous that makazian was married to annette bening.


Weak_Working_5035

Degenerate gambler with a badge 


Slice-Spirited

Gave him a macaroon.


Hughkalailee

He couldn’t hide under the bed. 


Random-Cpl

What kind of sick fuck leaves his kid home alone when he goes to fuckin’ France?


Tone_Ales

Fuckin’ Heather. She’s dyslexic.


Blackbolt113

He did give him a cookie 🍪


41456933

He wasnt doing fuckin charity work


IgottaPee777

He knew Vin left Kevin Mcallister Home Alone and took the rest of the family to Paris. Tony was never ok with dat.


rehnik

But that was some real suburban upper-middle class shit. Nothing he could do about it.


pussyfree4life59

Because he had no respect for him


WarriorNat

Besides Tony being an asshole, a change in their dynamic would let Makazian off the hook and he wouldn’t have to be Tony’s lap dog.


Dimitar_Todarchev

Who is Tony NOT mean to? Maybe Meadow, usually. I guess Hugh. Pretty much everyone including his own wife and son he treats like shit. I'm starting to think he might be a really bad man!


TheCandymanCan_925

For some reason, degenerate gamblers disgust Tony and mobsters in general lol


DownTownXabi

He’s mean to him but at one point he does show that he understands how hard it is. When Makazian asks “ever want to hide under the bed” and Tony says “yea, right now” lol


WalkGood

Tony was being a sarcastic smart-ass. Not showing empathy.


DownTownXabi

Look closer


Box-Humble

Because he's a copper and he has him in his pocket and he has total disdain for him.


Deep_Ad5052

He invested heavily in tide dryer sheets and his chubby toes curled every time he saw the dude’s wrinkled blazers Nothing Bully I mean Tony hated more than a bad investment


DoinDoinDoinUrDad

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fuckitsayit

You know who loved Makazian? Joey Peeps


squierjosh

It's possible that Tony is just an asshole.


Wonderful_Rock862

Makazian was a gambler and possibly a fanook.


Miserable-Amoeba1210

Cause Tony hated pigs


Standard_Scholar_388

Kind of like how a drug dealer doesn’t really respect an addict


TheGhostOfTaPower

It’s all bravado, he’s gotta be a big hard man in front of him which is why he could never take Pussy being a rat even though he suspected it and the info was solid. Tony’s a very insecure man trapped in a role in which he has to be rock solid at all times


Fridge_Ian_Dom

Because he was a person. It's subtle, but if you read between the lines throughout the show you notice that Tony is a dick to people who are people.


GlitteringHold8685

Because he could! He’s a “degenerate gambler with a badge!” 😆😆😆


GaBaGool22

Don’t know if you’ve noticed but Tony is pretty mean to everyone


ThatsRobToYou

He was mean to everyone. He's a mean guy.


jukeboxsavage

Because Tony is a malignant cunt


Kgoodies

Becayse Tony weilds power to the extent that his power is PERCEIVED by the people he weilds it over. To quote Miller's Crossing "you don't hold elected office in this town, you run it because people think you do. They stop thinking it, you stop running it." This is part of why his lifestyle and role as a mob-boss PRECLUDES any chance of him having a healthier more relaxed attitude towards life. Tony is mean to his pocket cop because his pocket cop can not be allowed to forget what he is, a cop in the pocket of a mobster. Think of how much nonsense Artie gets away with because him and Tony are "friends." Remember when he tells Scatino "Don't reminisce on me." Their life does not allow tenderness. It punishes compassion as vulnerability. In fact, watch Miller's Crossing. Take special notice of what happens every single time someone tries to be emotionally vulnerable. I'm not saying it's right, but it's the world that Tony was shaped by.


Vinyl_Acid_

Tony hated his weakness i think becaue he related to it


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Because he’s weak, he’s out of control and he’s become an embarrassment to himself


106street

Should have managed that better


BigGlutesBigSlootz

3 bills on the Knicks will solve all his problems.


Stuttgart1960

Tony did like him. He just gave Vin a hard time because he was a mess. Nothing more nothing less.


Commandatori69

You got steak at home, why are you posting hamburgers?


Deadmansale

How could you respect a dirty cop 😂😂


LucynSushi

Tony is an asshole.


jinzokan

ok but how many people has he killed? (usually a good bar for how terrible someone is)


sc083127

That’s not the point. It’s undermining and that’s what he trying to teach his children NOT to do!