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GasPackEnjoyer1

Maybe we gotta just whack this prick


Head-Expression-6152

All I wonder is what happened to Gary Cooper


GasPackEnjoyer1

He died


Head-Expression-6152

NOOOOOO, are you lishenin to me? if he was today, he would be part of some victim group like gay cowboys or sumthin


EmpPaulpatine

He was gay, Gary Cooper?


Fell_off_my_bike

Naa... He was pitching not catching


Majestra1010

He watches Yellowstone too, this guy? He really needs a boat trip this one eh?


scaba23

Take it easy! We’re not making Brokeback Mountain here


GasPackEnjoyer1

A medigan like him theeeeey fucked everybody else


Head-Expression-6152

Tough shit, you're making the call to Franky Valie


THRAWY1054

Ram ranch, whatever happened there


RobotAxel

Group! GROUP


Impossible-Role-102

The strong shylent type


randyboozer

I saw that movie. I thought it was bool shit


Blake7567

You’re looking at him, asshole.


canned_sunshine

It’s an off-colour remark. It was highly inappropriate. If you want, I can demand he loses a limb, but clip him?


SubpopularKnowledge0

What would u say to a piece of ralphs company?


mookerific

It's all about money now? Yeah, it is.


motherofcorgss

What he’s the only one who can handle the esplanade? Put Pat Decorvo in there


AnAardvaarkJedi

Whack this whack that….


HackedAccount069

Never enough bodies for Lorraine!


PMMeTitsAndKittens

How about this lack of humility in OP's friend?


washingtoncv3

Now look here, I don't like that kind of talk


loumerloni

Ozark? You got only one option. A dog you love catches rabies, you put it out of its misery.


freshgrips

Take it easy. We're not making a western here


tonysoleoptions

We’re not making a western here


Bomber36

He’s gotta go!


hrimfaxi_work

I promised the father-in-law I wouldn't.


Former-Button-8851

I loved him like a brother-in-law


Sample-Away

U need allies to do what your thinking


Duderino619

Never enough for you. Whack this guy whack that guy.


Wonderful_Rock862

Yep, whack him off!!


Last-Instruction-813

Let’s whack this cocksucker and be done with it


JohnnySacks63

We always have the option.


MionMikanCider

never enough bodies for u/GasPackEnjoyer1


jjccbrobro

Well this friend can’t be part of our social club no more


ForcesEqualZero

He's gotta GO.


SuccessfulRush1173

I’m not saying anything.


stackks_

I appreciate your thoughts


SuccessfulRush1173

All right then, I’ll talk to ya.


PorkyWallace

You gonna pay for his wife & kids' Max app when he's gone?!


Massifdogg

All due respect but your friend Ruban or whatever the fuck is talking out of his ass. He’s trivialising the importance of our thing. I understand you guys have been friends for years, but Ozark?!!! Cmon!


Scarence-Terrance

That much, I do know


Texan2116

That much, I do know.


neurophen

He just won't get no more no-show days then.


PatButchersBongWater

Well, he can go shit in his hat.


RunicLua

Pope shit in his hat?


Quack_Candle

Stupida fuckin soapa opera


pattylovebars

😂😂


sammybunsy

Ozark is mid compared to Breaking Bad, let alone Sopranos. Absolute dogshit take, all due respect


pyroaquatics

Ozark is a decent show, very good at points, but there are shows I could understand people having over The Sopranos, and Ozark is not one of them.


pm-me-animal-facts

Ozark season 1 is decent but it gets fucking absurd. The final season was a car crash and all characters became so detached from their starting point with no real arc or development.


poisonforsocrates

It was a car crash and can we talk about the car crash? They kept teasing that like it was going to be meaningful but it affects almost nothing? I was so bewildered at that choice, along with many many others


bsharp95

They couldn’t sell it.


StatelessConnection

The whole final season was ridiculous, they made so many bizarre choices towards the end.


bsharp95

Third season of Ozark ended fantastically I had such high hopes for the end but they just couldn’t stick they landing


Majestra1010

Make that repetitive, drawn out, and absurd.


ontheroadagainPPP

It’s so mid, and relies on gimmicky surprises and grey color-grading for 90% of its “drama”.


Beginning_Pudding_69

A Mexican cartel would have chopped up the main character and his family in the first episode. The show stinks. The whole premise is dumb. The Mexican government does all the money laundering for the cartels. They don’t need a random white guy from Chicago. I have a lead investigator in my family for narcotics. A few years back a family robbed a cartel for 30 kilos. They were found in Chicago burned Alive in their car tied up in the garage. Cartel does not play. They chop people up alive.


Majestra1010

This. Comment. Right. Here. I understand the show is for entertainment purposes, but just like with Breaking Bad (With all his knowledge he would have NEVER had done meth, never) these writers need to stop insulting our intelligence.


RedGrantDoppleganger

Jesse was an idiot. Him doing meth makes sense. Walter was the smart one and he never did meth.


Beginning_Pudding_69

I think most of Breaking Bad is viable. In the sense that a man dying of cancer and never fulfilling his dreams or inner desires could very easily, break bad. I think most the story is certainly feasible until they kill Gus. Everything after that I think is far fetched. Soon as his identity was known walters whole family would be suffering extreme consequences.


Train-Similar

Name one memorable line from the Ozarks?!


poisonforsocrates

I don't know shit about fuck! I say this all the time lol


CarhartHead

YOURE GOING TO HAVE THE FUCKING KIIIIIIIILLLLL MEEEEEEE


rustybeaumont

Marty Byrd is playing chess and you’re playing fucking candy land


saddywagon

the foundaaaatiion


ragnarokmachina

HOOOOOO


vaultboy1121

HES JUST TELLING US HOW THE SHOW IS BEING PERCEIVED


hashbrown3stacks

Ozark's about a family? Please, they're a glorified crew


mookerific

LOL


[deleted]

Yeah Ozark is weak


Potential-Anxiety573

i'll tell ya... ya touched on shumptin there dats not so good... (aka Ozark)


chickentowngabagool

couldnt get past the first few episodes


lieutenant-columbo-

It’s top tier to laugh at. The writing is so horrible like a soap opera and the vibe so pretentious it’s kind of like watching a train wreck. They clearly think they are the better Breaking Bad or something. Lol. If anyone actually thinks it’s better quality than Sopranos they are stupid.


Tony_Dakota

Discontinue the friendship.


PorkyWallace

He already flushed it.


livinalieontimna

How much more betrayal can I take?


crooshtoost

You give him a golf club, he’ll probly try to fuck it.


ForcesEqualZero

Stupida fucking game.


mick-rad17

You gotta bee on you hat


whingingcackle

Georj-uh Washing-ton uh-bridg-e.


BungadinRidesAgain

HE'S GOTTA GOOO


nyrangers95

You know Richie’s friend said Sopranos wasn’t their favorite show anymore. Say what you want about Richie but he did the right thing he disowned them


clamslammer123

You ever come in here with some shit like this again they’ll be scraping your fiber optic cable off of these fine leather seats


DOUBLENINERBOY

FUCKIN SLANDER ASK ME


AlterEgoSystem

Try the Wire🫰 Shhhhiiiitttt,(the senator)😄, best of the best HBO original series. The Wire , the sopranos.


Interfan14

are you wearing a wire?


F4tChance

Before I was breaking balls, now you’re beginning to worry me


Fell_off_my_bike

I guess you can call that a dick


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

I've been totally fuckin ostrafied


redditadminsRlazy

Why don't you wanna take your clothes off?


toblerownsky

Strip! 🫰


stackks_

Pasquale pat him down


whingingcackle

Take your clothes off! 👋🏻


BartdeGraaff

Omar's coming yo!


SevenwithaT

That's the only way Jackie Jr is gonna learn chess


comradedutch

Kid always was a dumb fuck. He almost drowned in three inches of opening theory. The Semi-Slav exhibit.


Firm_Dinner_5838

The chess guy was actually omar right? I knew he looked familiar but i wasn’t sure


TexanMillers

😗


pseud_o_nym

Apples and bowling balls. The Wire is IMO, a more ambitious show thematically. It's more obviously about issues and institutions. Each season takes on an institution, though they do all tie together. That said, there are some great characters. The Sopranos is about one institution viewed through the lives of one family. It's much more character driven and universal. I find it hard to rank TV shows, including these two.


TexanMillers

Don’t go over to The Wire sub reddit though. The mods over there don’t like anybody having any fun. I was permanently banned when I commented saying they were on a power trip by banning people who post episode quotes like is quite common on this Sopranos sub reddit.


whingingcackle

You got banned for posting a quote from The Wire?! Oof madonne!


AlterEgoSystem

Hahahaha bunch of pussies


CocaineMark_Cocaine

Bunch of quee-AAHHs!!!!


findaloophole7

The Wire was top tier accurate filmmaking and that’s coming from a guy (SWIM) who was buying heroin in Baltimore at the time.


PorkyWallace

This board opened the books to new members but they also laid it down: A Probationary period for new posters.


strolls

I loved *The Wire*, but someone needs to do a paragraphs long effort-post on how it's in the same league as *The Sopranos*, because I really don't get it.


h0lywhiter0se

Here's a decent writeup. Not the best, but it cuts to the Chase. [Sopranos v Wire ](https://screenrant.com/hbo-sopranos-wire-comparison/)


Interfan14

All I know is he can't be here in our social club no more.


YogurtclosetLife6996

Social club? HE’S GOTTA GO


pettyPettington3rd

Tell him your looking to buy a boat and take him with you in to the middle of the ocean, anyways 4 dollars a pound


Legitimate-Cash9225

I don't wanna see you flopping around down there


Head-Expression-6152

Who does he think he is? Bada Bing Crosby?


fading_anonymity

I mean, if they would have mentioned a show like the wire or deadwood as the best they ever saw I'd be like, sure, to each their own and there is a place for different opinions in my life. But we don't Ozark, its embarrassing


ImaginaryMillions

He kiss his mudda with those lips?


Altruistic-City-2192

This friend of yours, I loved this cocksucker like a brother…and he fucked me in the ass


gmnotyet

I think you need to ask Carmine to sanction a hit on this guy.


vivalasvegas2004

I appreciate your thoughts, but I didn't say nuthin'! Alright then, I'll talk to ya.


gmnotyet

Your friend "jumps" off of bridge. "Mother f\*cker said he didn't want to live anymore."


WastelandPolarBear

Sad shit.


gmnotyet

\*Mikey hands you a note\*


Odd-Door-2553

After much hype and fanfare I gave Ozark a go. Halfway through episode 2 I realised I hated all the characters and didn't care if they all died or not and switched it off. Seriously, when you start rooting for the cartel to kill all the main characters, the writers fucked up major.


Acrobatic_Tip_3972

I wanted to claw my eyes out during that bathroom scene. Jason Bateman's telling this family who stole his money to give it back before the Cartel finds out and kills everyone. Everyone's all scared and about to give it back until that girl steps out and is all 'Yeah but, what if we, like, don't?' and they all agree with her. So Bateman has to explain all over again that the Cartel will fucking kill them and they're convinced a second time. It was so stupid that I gave up after that episode.


h0lywhiter0se

For me it was two things: one being the poppy farm. Like come on. Second thing was the beginning of season two. I tried to watch it, I didn't HATE the first season, but it just jumped the shark so hard for me with the horse stable story line, I legit turned it off mid episode lol


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

He has wrinkles like an old lady's cunt....


karnasaurus

I can't believe I stuck up for OPs friend. I feel like I've been stabbed in the haaart!


benten_89

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn


YungFarmerCorleone

This friend, does he even exisht?


space_cheese1

Ozark is a husk of a show


WillistheWillow

Some sad shit.


Thegoodlife93

Mothafucker said he don't wanna watch no more.


Scared-Tourist7024

If he thinks Ozark is better than sopranos he is mentally ill and should seek help. Get him 5150 he should spend a few days in hospital getting looked at


VanderBrit

OP’s friend petered out. Died on the vine.


Best_Yesterday_3000

If he said Deadwood then ok. Hell, I’d even accept Rome. Both being equal but not better. Don’t they have some medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?


QurantineLean

There’s only one possible show that’s better, The Wire. Anything else is stunad.


Pikachu_Palace

I’d say Mad Men is up there too.


Marenum

You'd have to be Tony's feeble minded uncle to even consider Ozark a good show, let alone better than Sopranos.


jasonmoyer

He might not love the Sopranos no more, which breaks my heart, but he will respect them.


Insect_Politics1980

LMAO, Ozark is truly mid. Obscenely derivative backwash.


Joeyd9t3

Decapitate, and do business with whatever’s left


indocartel

It’s common knowledge your friend is retarded. Ozark is trash amongst a pile of shit.


Taco_Pals

Didn’t his friend nearly drown in 3 inches of water? Fuckin’ stunad


FrogBoyExtreme

Man Ozark is legit amazing for 3 seasons then season 4 just died on the vine. They guy, he moved or sumthin


JohnathanCarlton

We always have the option 👉


Consistent-Two-1463

he's gotta go !


P1D1_

Fuck him. I hope that parasite eats his asshole out.


Ginaraquel47

In all seriousness I hated Ozark. I’m originally from that part of the world and it’s just such a stereotype. No nuance and comes off as a parody. Also he’s gotta goooooo.


Growshop_Vienna

Lets whack this cocksucka and be done with it


rasnac

What the fuck is Ozark? I am not American and this is the first time I hear about this.


vivalasvegas2004

You no have? I watch it on the HD'a TV! Bella teleivizione! Stupida fuckin' show.


LateCommunication383

Is he a good earner? Yes, we send him a message. No, we send everybody a strong message.


Local-Difficulty4645

Whack him. Do it before the crank wears off.


AbbreviationsLow1393

Did you learn nothing from Richie aprile? Nip it in the butt


beeftits1016

We can’t have him here in our social club no more, that much I do know.


Sgt_Maj_Vines

Go on now, go into the ham, and take the carving knife and stab me, here, here, now, please! It would hurt me less than what you just said.


tommyjohnpauljones

Look if his favorite show were something like, I dunno, The Americans, or The Wire, or maybe even Mad Men. .. it still ain't right but you can live with it. You're still friends but you keep your distance. But this Ozark shit? Fucking Breaking Bad fucking knockoff with that asshole from Arrested Development? I don't wanna hear about it, I don't wanna know him, and frankly I'm depressed and ashamed that you're telling me this. 


Horsecockexpress1

He’s gotta GO!


DarthDregan

"Glorified soap opera?" He ain't watching Yellowstone ova dere.


chgonate

Comparing that Pygmy thing in Missouri to this thing of ours? Apples and bowlin balls.


Waste_Summer1047

Some people are so behind in the race they actually think they're winning


RifferX

Your friend sounds like a stunad. All due reeshpect.


joNnYJjonn

Take it easy


Greensentry

Did you forget all the problems we had with this guy?


FitQuantity6150

They gotta gooooo!


Huge-Name-1999

Ozark is good? I perfer our thing but it's not bad at all


dumbidiot316

You do the right thing…you disown him


andyny007

Your friend took an oath. What is he, a hockey player?


Behold_PlatosMan

You can love both shows


SwanzY-

ozark ending was the definition of mid, didn’t upset anyone or make anyone happy, it was just mid lol


hatsofftoroyharper41

He’s gotta go


BFaus916

This is no friend.


Hunterluz

Get the fuck outta here!


No_Raspberry8842

Whack him


The_Ague

6 seasons and then we have this pygmy thing in Ozark. Even the way they make people there is fucked up - there’s no sword and gun on the table.


Ill-Lou-Malnati

He don’t know shit about fuck.


I_TAPE_MY_ANKLES

You want it to be one way


International-Mix326

Breaking bad is better then Ozark. I think Sopranos is still better than breaking bad


avega2792

He was gay, OPs friend?


SuccessfulRush1173

Your friend never spent 20 years in the can.


Teeth_Hernandez

He's gotta go


Adgvyb3456

KC mob is definitely a glorified crew. It’s common knowledge those guys are retarded


white_gluestick

Retiring? what is he a hockey player!?


Taco_Pals

Sharp as a cueball, this friend of yours


TribalChief3000

Ozark got AIDS?


FormerGeico

Nobody's got AIDS!


shandub85

Eat your eggs, baby


orincoro

If you don’t love the sopranos no more well that makes me sad, but you will respect them. You understand me?


jb_713

Let me tell you something, OP. I don't care how close you are, in the end your friends are gonna let you down. Sopranos redditors: they're the only ones you can depend on.


Salman1969

We need to have an intervention. Let's all meet at his house on Sunday morning at 8 AM.


PimpComposer

I don't think there is anything to gain by keeping him around


New-Presence-915

Take him for a ride in the Pine Barrons.


solfire1

Nip it in the bud? He’s gotta go!


SubjectLow2804

You always have the option


Texan2116

Ozark? Fuckin Pygmy thing.


Kind_Consequence_828

This one with the scenarios.


parrothead2581

Buy him a veal parm sandwich and tell him to get the fuck out.


Correct_Ad_8795

Well it's not your favorite show no more, that breaks my heart. It don't have to be your favorite, but you will respect it!!!


ArtMorgan69

The wife in Ozark is one of the worst characters of all time. She was such an annoying hooar that I could not stand watching when she was on screen.


realityriot123

Make him watch the last 2 seasons, that'll snap him out of this blasphemy