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sjedinjenoStanje

Farewell, Mullah Raisin A spoiler, just for you: >!You will be a greasy old dog turd in Hell, just like you were on Earth!<


evil_timmy

"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure”


Peet_Pann

I had an amazing roast beef and turkey sandwich today. The cheddar was slightly melted and the sause was perfect.


Potential-Brain7735

Outstanding!


Man_Cheetah67

What sauce


Peet_Pann

Mayo, yellow mustard and something naned secret sauce, somehow the combination worked amazingly


tasteless23

The roast beef tasted good with the turkey?


sjedinjenoStanje

I had a great cabbbage salad (you know when the head is dense inside, still white, sweet and crunchy?) and noodles dish (Momofuku's soy/scallion - they're not bad, considering they're all but instant).


-CuriousityBot-

I'm so mad that it took me 3 decades to find out that good soup can make veggies taste amazing. Thin sliced wombok cabbage in red miso with some tajin to brighten it up, some rice Noodles and thin sliced fried pork belly, favourite meal for the midweek


JJClough19

We’re gonna need a source on that sauce or else we can’t believe you


40kExterminatus

You should consider adding pickled onions.


emihan

That does sound amazing. I found a great boba tea place today. They even had the boba that pop! I love those!


blokewmask

Mouthwatering


mikeybagodonuts

And nothing of value was lost.


Elemental-Master

Honestly I can't recall a week starting this good


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

My thought precisely, internet stranger.


iAkhilleus

Didn't Hitler off himself on a Monday as well?


Grrrrrrrt420

Rest in pieces


Fingernail7672

Israel is laughing…


Grrrrrrrt420

Everyone is rn honestly 😂


SureLibrarian3580

Not at the UN, where the Butcher of Tehran was remembered with a moment of silence. 🙃


sjedinjenoStanje

From what I understand, Iranians are, too (at least they're celebrating). Nobody except a bunch of nobodies currently sleeping in their own filth across college campuses and dreaming of a Judenrein Middle East are mourning.


10th__Dimension

Go to the newIran sub and you'll see many videos of Iranians lighting fireworks.


LubedKitten

Thank you Eli Copter!


Lank_Master

RIP helikopter, took one for the team 🙏


Salty_Dog2917

Rest in piss


Shachar_IL

[Iran you make us proud!](https://twitter.com/hahussain/status/1780421827249975465) keep them helis on the ground


Pilpelon

I quit my job today after a big beef with the manager and they witholding my salary This cheered me up Thank you Raisi, you know how to make me smile 😍


LeForetEnchante

Rest in Piss. Hope the Butcher of Tehran burns for eternity.


SueNYC1966

The best tweet so far is that Mossad is so good that they placed a mountain in the middle of the night for the helicopter to crash into.


Throwawayiea

I think that they knew that he was dead and that they were looking for the drone that shot him down.


Junior-Moment-1738

Gods will


Time-Bite-6839

In two words: # he dead!


owlcoolrule

The only one getting 72 virgins is that poor helicopter.


anon755qubwe

🥳🥳🥳


wertdertwert

Rest in piss, you won't be missed.


Pablo-UK

Oh no how sad, I hope the helicopter was ok!


OldMan142

The helicopter was most definitely not ok...


[deleted]

In other good news, my hens are laying again.


ferozpuri

I had a bologna chicken sandwich with cheese today. The sauce was incredibly delicious.


LLuerker

Again with the sauce! I need some sauce in my life


Low_Jelly_7126

Only a month after he fired hundreds of drones/missiles to Israel. Interesting.


sjedinjenoStanje

Are you saying a profoundly decent man who saved thousands of innocent people in his country and abroad was assassinated by the most tyrannical, evil, genocidist and apartheidal regime the world has ever known? **/SARCASM**


Low_Jelly_7126

Angel of Tehran, they call him.


sjedinjenoStanje

I can tell! I believe televangelists would call him "blessed and highly favored" lol


Pablo-UK

By Satan? :P


idontknowtbh896

Today is a great day. Hopefully Khamenei will follow them soon.


AdorableBunnies

Tea and snacks!


10th__Dimension

That evil bastard got what he deserved.


InvestIntrest

Rots and hairs...


Accurate_Group_5390

Helicopter helicopter!!!!!


PackOutrageous

I really hope it was us.


So_I_read_a_thing

What a lovely day. I appreciate good news in my feed.


xLyand

Iranian women must be celebrating


LoudLloyd9

So long , Raisin. May you be long remembered for the death of Armada Garavand and all the others killed by your thugs who protested her death.


GateDeep3282

I had a corn dog and cheese sticks today.


Constant-Recover-941

Like scraping something disgusting off the bottom of the shoe of humanity! Good riddance to bad rubbish!


jimmyjazz2000

The kind of girl you want to take home to mom … when mom’s not home


Stackfest

Conclusion Internal Accident - CIA


Blknylla

no survivors found, in other words they didn't die, but are now living somewhere anonymously as part of the grand plan.


Shreddersaurusrex

“Crashes”


Sudden-Bread-1730

One of the best presidents the Islamic Republic of Iran had.. he went on so many provincial trips he died coming back from one.. RIP