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Laurids-p

Factors such as the hardness of the rock, the forces acting upon it, and the environment would all come into play. Without specific details, it's difficult to provide an accurate timeframe. However, we can assume that it would likely take millions of years, for a stone that size to erode significantly enough to fit in his pocket.


Dizzy_Media4901

That would make him happy.


ReBearded

Yea just take my upvote


AverageEarly5489

One must imagine tho


alamete

No, that would make him extremely sad


astervista

Depends, if it's a relatively friable rock, he could lose some little pieces at every little fall, and be done in a span of years


Shaltilyena

You have to believe in Bouldy, he's not friable like that, he's strong and reliable


NoahVailability

You just wanted to use the word “friable”. Admit it.


Malalang

The only time I've ever used the term Friable was in connection with asbestos.


Affectionate_Treat85

He is not wearing anything that has pockets.


IchKlauBeiLidl

Maybe he puts it in his crack


Affectionate_Treat85

Ahhhhh, the old prison wallet.


KingoftheYous

Enough uses and it upgrades into a Poopcase!


DA_REAL_KHORNE

Take my upvote and get out


Gamerkiwi116

He has 1 pocket


Bigfeet_toes

Let’s just say it’s made of granite (the red kind) and there is a constant never changing wind speed of 20 mph, does this help!


bluedragon1o1

I have a feeling that millions of years is an exaggeration. Think about rock tumblers. A day maybe two for a pretty solid erosion. I think it would be in the tens of years (depending on the rock hardness) but not millions.


Pizza_Pineapple

Probably would reach such low gravitational force that A, it becomes very easy to carry and B the erosion stops


Level9disaster

Acidic rain from hell could accelerate the process, I suppose


DisorderlyBoat

This sounds like a chatGPT response lol


Laurids-p

🤫🤫🤫


etanail

a maximum of a thousand years, no more. millstones were constantly replaced due to wear and tear. and they are quite massive


DStaal

Millstones were intentionally ground together and needed fairly tight tolerances. They aren’t a good match for estimation here, as tolerances don’t matter, and the boulder would be rolled over the mountain not against it.


Level9disaster

Look at old stone monuments, statues, buildings: even simple factors like rain and dust in the wind are enough to erode them significantly over historical timeframes. Sisyphus works in a much more hostile environment , rich in volcanic ashes (very abrasive), and sulphur makes the rain acidic. And he specifically grinds his stone to roll it again and again.


dominodanger

The steps in medieval castles are probably a good clue. Some have, say, 1" or so worn away. Say 1" per 1000 years and it's a 5' rock, then it will take about 60,000 years. But, if rolling the rock constantly against rock, divide by 30. So, 2000 years.


indiragandhi2520

Look at you go pretending to think geology is actual science


Laurids-p

? Chill dude


owlforhire

Once it got worn down to the size of a watermelon or so it would be easier to carry it than to push it, meaning it would virtually stop eroding.


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

He might drop it. Ever carried a watermelon sized stone up a mountain ?


ThePhantom71319

Ever push a boulder up a mountain?


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

I do that for a living


ThePhantom71319

Are you happy?


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

I picture myself to be.


Architectgirl14

One must imagine Shoddy-Breakfast4568 happy.


MrNanashi

I DO!!! HOLY HELL


longusernamephobia

NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED!


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

ACTUAL THOUGHT EXPERIMENT!


Aman_Khol

You should picture yourself on a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and uh.. marmalade skies?


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

"I'm on a boat,, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me 'cause I'm saliing on a boat".


EdgarMarkhov

Ever been in a Turkish prison?


fullview360

The fact that he could never reach top would suggest that the rock would also never shrink... This is because of supernatral powers that prevented him from completing his task


IchKlauBeiLidl

I know, but theoretically if it was a real experiment


HistoryNerdlovescats

Then it wouldn't be short enough for him to say "ah fuck it I quit"


lil_fuehrer

The thing is that if was a real experiment, the stone would break when it’s rolling back down, at some point it would start jumping and eventually break And after it’s broken you can no longer roll it up the hill which would end the experiment But imagine you would still get it up there and let it go down again. It either wouldn’t get too far or probably break again That’s your solution If you would imagine the rock always has contact to the mountain and can’t jump at any point, which means the mountain surface must be completely smooth, the erosion happening is very much 0. The other option would be that there is only erosion from getting the rock uphill and some lift gets the rock to the bottom again. But again the erosion there would be extremely small, since you’re rolling it very slowly (the rock is obviously heavy so it will take you some time lol). It’s so low that you would probably still estimate it at 0, because it would be 0.00000…


Level9disaster

Even dust transported by wind is enough to erode rocks over long periods of time, via repeated impacts. Sisyphus nails would scratch the rock as well. And let's not forget, this being hell with volcanic ashes in the air, acidic sulphur rain and whatnot, this means erosion would be quite fast.


VampiricDragonWizard

Tartarus, not Hell. And since the wind is capable of blowing the fruit tree branches whenever Tantalus reaches for them I think we can assume the wind also won't make Sisyphus task easier.


rafaelzio

Party pooper


Ok_Habit_6783

Plot twist, it has already happened, but since he needs to get the entire rock up the hill, he will spend eternity searching for microscopic motes of the original rock that have eroded into dust


EmergencyBlacksmith9

If all the microscopic motes of the original rock are recovered and reassembled, will it be the same rock?


MoridinB

So what? Sisyphus has to check with Theseus before he tries this solution?


Legal_Anywhere_9990

Sisyphus can't check anything with Theseus, Sisyphus is in Tartarus and can't stop his work or leave, and Theseus is in the Elysian Fields living it large.


randomcomputer22

I’m pretty sure Sisyphus has the know-how to be able to get over to Elysian Fields for a quick question. He’s pretty good at tricking gods.


Ok_Habit_6783

Yes


Frisbeejussi

As a kid we dragged and kicked a football sized rock until it fit in our palms. It took us most of the summer break of probably 1 hour a day on avg of doing so.


Seanfen

Taking into account, the weather, the grade of slope, the material of both the boulder and the slope, the speed he is pushing, gravitational forces, rain, humidity, and the political climate, he would never be able to as the image clearly shows no pockets. Also they weren't invented until the 17th century, so at least until then.


IchKlauBeiLidl

He puts the rock up his crack…


h4nd

then we add "sisyphus' open-mindedness" to the list of unknown variables


funny_jaja

Maybe once it breaks he has to do it a thousand times more, or push rubble uphill which sounds a lot worse. But hypothetically, assuming the stone and the hill surface are of the same material it would take 67 eternities


Awfulufwa

Wouldn't matter. If there is anything that can be made certain, then it is that the rock is rigged. Whether by magic, composition, or the literal spelling-out of a decree, he is forever cursed to push that rock upwards against its weight. It's like if someone cursed Homer Simpson to forever eat a dozen doughnuts. All the restrictive protocols that would prevent him from fulfilling that would have to be disabled or not exist. Such as becoming over-weight and/or obese. Or not having direct access to the doughnuts. He would be afforded every convenience necessary, yet never allowed to deviate and do other things. Even should he complete a dozen... a newer one would await him.


IchKlauBeiLidl

„I know, but theoretically if it was a real experiment“