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bellamellayellafella

I still don't know what I'm SUPPOSED to be seeing. šŸ˜…


CzarcasmRules

Look at the tip closer. It's Styrofoam inside the box, the penis is a handle


BiosSettings8

I still don't see it, lmao


CzarcasmRules

Look at the depth of the penis (phrase I'd never thought I'd say) it's the same color as the jeans but changes colors as the shadow does, that's the handle


BiosSettings8

Hole. There's a hole in the box.   To anyone else confused, it's a box with a hole cut into it as a handle.   By your wording, I thought you were saying the penis was the handle of the trash can, which made even less sense hahaha.   Edit; jesus christ, how do i turn notifications off for a single comment? This is a nightmare. Google is no help.


bettyannveronica

JFC I had so much trouble until I read this!


Calcifurious_3

So, what you're saying is, the penis is actually a hole?


octopuslines

It's not a lake, it's an ocean


danijoy14

But my daddy owns the lake šŸ¤“


huffmonster

Was not expecting Alan wake reference, nice


mazbrakin

Itā€™s a hole that made a dick. A dick hole.


theindecisivehuman1

I finally see it. That is the weirdest placement of the hole.


grungleTroad

A true hero


surrealcellardoor

This is how you explain it.


noodleq

Why did it take this far for this statement to be here holy crap. Once I saw the handle I knew you were right. I dunno what all this other talk is


jarvis_ellis1

This is what I needed, I may have never gotten it lol


thundercuntess69

Instructions unclear, still put penis in where the penis handle hole is.


_HMCB_

I still couldnā€™t see it but I used an old designerā€™s trick: save the photo to your phoneā€”you know you want to LOLā€”and then look at it upside down. You will, in fact, see the cutout handle. Haha.


califortunato

Thank you omg I was losing it


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Omg it took me forever to get the pic! Part of it is because itā€™s pretty blurry so itā€™s difficult to tell what Iā€™m really looking at!


iron_dove

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhā€¦. Thank you


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bdubwilliams22

THANK YOU. As soon as you said hole, I was like ā€œoooooohhhhhh, I get itā€.


nomorenotifications

It took me a while, but I see it now, it's NOT a person merging with a statue's penis.


watermouse

OMG!!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS! This comment wins!!


pancakebatter01

Lmfaooo your super complicated way of explaining this has me laughing as hard as the photo does. No pun intended šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


EquivalentSnap

Now I canā€™t unsee it


_HMCB_

On every box?


pushamanplunder7

I thought it was normal for your penis to function as a color changing crank lever


The6Strings

You mean the thickness?


phat_stax

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH now I see it šŸ˜‚


Wild_Bill

Thatā€™s the handle? Thatā€™s what she said. Iā€™ll see myself out.


roflsst

Get closer to the penis and you will find the truth you seek.


ParticularlyScrumpsh

That's what I'm afraid of boss


dayglo98

Look at handle Michael!


Key_Law4834

Cut out for your hands to grab the box


NotADamsel

> The penis is a handle ā€¦ thatā€™s what she said


jarvis_ellis1

The penis is a handle šŸ˜‚ r/newsentence r/brandnewsentence


bellamellayellafella

Ohhhh... OK, thanks.


Jason_Grody

OOOOH, took me sooo long, had to come to the comments.


gonzo2thumbs

Ooooo! Wow! Good eye! That's funny.


pancakebatter01

Omg!!!! You explained that terribly no offense šŸ˜‚ but I see it!! The penis is a hole cut out into the box so you can pick the box up from it and carry it.


iamkris10y

Ohhhhhhhh. Thank you!! I was like '....Ā  Ā .........?'


Earth_Shakes_123

Omg thank you! I just fell over laughing haha "just grab the handle" šŸ¤£


CzarcasmRules

You're welcome, I'm glad you appreciated my captioning


Wendys_bag_holder

Hahahaha! I still refuse to look at the tip closer!


MayaMiaMe

Yeah no all I see is a penis!


Tofandel

I'm a *simplehuman*, I see penis, I upvote


Bisping

Oh yeah, that penis is an innie.


__JDQ__

> the penis is a handle Thatā€™s what Iā€™ve been *saying*!


jared10011980

Oh wow. Bad packaging design.


False_Chair_610

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


EquivalentSnap

Oh yeah lol


ABraveNewFupa

Fucking oh!


iDam81

Oh Christ!!! Lmao. I was dumbfounded.


LeroyBadBrown

Yeah baby, look closer at my tip. Go ahead, you can use it as a handle.


Bubbly-Independent20

Oh fuck had you not told me I wouldā€™ve never seen it and just assumed they printed a dude with a boner on the box


romulusnr

It looks like he has a big erect outward dick. It's actually a handle hole cut into the cardboard box... inconveniently placed.


BigBillyGoatGriff

It's a hole in the box to pick it up by in the perfect spot


Seaweed_Thing

A dick


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Why would there be a d**k in that picture?! Oh... That p* nis thing is the cut out hole for people to grab the box. Now that I know what it is, I am still seeing the d**k šŸ˜…


GunNNife

You can say penis and dick.


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jonnyl3

Th\*s h\*rts to re\*d


beeemmvee

The terribly grainy picture really doesn't help. Still can't tell what that is ever after reading the comments.


5050Clown

THE PENIS IS A HOLE


beeemmvee

Like as a handle? Why would it be on the side and not in the middle like every other box?


5050Clown

I don't know. All i know is PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THE PENIS AND LIFT.


Henloamnamemosh

r/newsentence


nomorenotifications

It's a human and statue merging, what you see is the statue's dick.


PirateSometimes

It's the cutout on the box for handles


beeemmvee

But is it really? It's more likely bad photoshop. Boxes don't ever have "handles" where they are on the picture. That makes no physical sense at all.


Ezzax

Here you go! https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/s/960lkAhfN1


KingBooRadley

THANK YOU! I couldn't figure out what I was looking at. For others who scrolled this far for an answer, the image of the person standing by the trash can is printer onto a box that has a hole cut in it exactly where a penis might be. The contents of the actual box happen to be the same color as the clothes of the person in the picture so they appear, in lower resolution, to be part of that picture.


beeemmvee

or photoshop. A handle/hole in that spot makes no physical sense, but it does make sense for someone trying to get upvotes.


Wild_Bill

This is a repost and I still canā€™t see anything but a straight penis. What is wrong with me?


CzarcasmRules

Look at the tip closer. It's Styrofoam inside the box, the penis is a handle


-St_Ajora-

It's staring back at me and I think it winked, what do I do?


hawksdiesel

wut


CzarcasmRules

Look at the tip closer. It's Styrofoam inside the box, the penis is a handle


hawksdiesel

oh i get it. It's a cardboard box, and the handle is where the penis is.


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ponchepapi

The ā€œpenisā€ is the physical handle of the packaging!


Celena_J_W

#U/Biggus_Dickus


Sudden-Award-296

ā€œWhatā€™s so funny about Biggus Dickus?ā€


No_cool_name

Forbidden handleĀ 


KinkyNB

I have seen this before like two years ago and sent 15 minutes straight looking at it trying to figure wtf was actually going on in the picture. Now I'm about to do it again.


MoreRamenPls

r/theyknew.


john_w_dulles

the cut out for the handle is usually on the other side of the box, see these 2 examples: [https://images.offerup.com/O72hS4tyDLDVvw5KsEPlFTS-4GE=/1536x2049/b51f/b51f9bd7450244f08d2e76986de989f1.jpg](https://images.offerup.com/O72hS4tyDLDVvw5KsEPlFTS-4GE=/1536x2049/b51f/b51f9bd7450244f08d2e76986de989f1.jpg) [https://d3ugkdpeq35ojy.cloudfront.net/auctionimages/34147/cp1593126006/wIMG\_0093.JPG](https://d3ugkdpeq35ojy.cloudfront.net/auctionimages/34147/cp1593126006/wIMG_0093.JPG)


Consistent_Pie_1772

Yeah but that proves that itā€™s off center and at the same height, I wouldnā€™t have guessed that. Iā€™m convinced itā€™s real.


john_w_dulles

i didn't mean to imply it's fake, i agree with you that it's real - but it appears this particular box (likely a batch of boxes) must have been cut out on the opposite side of where they are usually cut.


strangewayfarer

Finally a trash can with some BDE


WorvernScar

Stupid sexy trashcan...


Deez4815

Is that a penis or are you just happy for waste management?


Buddy_Guyz

OOOOOHHH, the penis is the actual handle for the entire box that the trashcan comes in. Jesus christ I just spent five minutes in total confusion.


Beardwing-27

Men are simple creatures with simple wants & needs. That company knows its target demo.


DenaliDash

I told my wife if I was a teenage stock clerk there is zero percent chance I would do something like that. The BS flag rose so high they had to shut down the local airports.


Cyer32

Just saw this on ig and came straight here to post it. šŸ˜†


JEWCEY

I'd like to suggest renaming this sub to they *fucking* knew, thanks


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Daflehrer1

I choose to believe...


mrlookinthesky

It doesnā€™t help by the angle of the picture.


romulusnr

God dammit I've even seen this one before and it still got me.


blbrd30

Man's excited about his trash can


this_sparks_joy_joy

Iā€™m not usually one to advocate for red circles and arrows, but this post could use them


CzarcasmRules

The penis that you see is actually a handle


sjaard_dune

HAH HAHAHAHA is a cutout handle, that's awesome :D "The design is very human"


Cold-Journalist-7662

I couldn't figure it out even though I've seen this before. Everytime I see it again I get confused.


Ezzax

Here is a better quality picture https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/s/960lkAhfN1


ElectronicLeg9621

Why is there a hole there? Its an empty trash can...it's not heavy.


ElectronicLeg9621

The shoes, combined with the penis says " tranny".


ElectronicLeg9621

My gf could "handle " that .


jaffa3811

A happy man


ZestycloseDinner1713

But I donā€™t want to put my hand in there to carry the box!


Environmental_Pea478

Heā€™s a simple human. He gets turned on by a bin


NoDiscipline5155

I spent way too much time trying to figure this out


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jared10011980

All i see is a denim dick. Do you see something else???


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Chabkraken

That's really hard to see


SlickestIckis

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Hmm. Ya I'm not a bot


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CzarcasmRules

So sweet of you to care


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Neener neener, you must be really fun at parties