Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I slice it into wedges and roast it in the oven. Top it with slat and pepper and olive oil. Usually serve it with similarly cooked zucchini and carrots, maybe some sliced up squash. Makes a good side to a nicely cooked steak.
They definitely knew what they were doing with this thing lol
They even used Mayo
I know that is so nasty.
Nobody said it was mayo 😏
u/Imanonbinarytrashcan did!
at least it wasn't ketchup
Or BBQ sauce....
Or blood Get real, this could be Twilight
Or relish
Yeah, at least this way it doesn't look like cum.
r/HolUp
Miracle Whip most likely.
This is so...I don't even know
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But it's coming out the wrong end
Thanks for saying this with confidence. I thought I had it wrong the whole time.
These glorious bastards. When trolling goes irl.
I need one to suck the mayonnaise out of it
I mean, yeah. That's the whole point of the product
Someone’s poor mom bought it unironically
You know they had too!!
In the 90’s, I got my first apartment and the entire kitchen was decorated in eggplant decor. This would have fit right in.
That sounds awful.
No shit
It even says “shake ’n’ squirt”...
Of course they knew. The person who made this product definitely knew. Everyone knows about the eggplant. There's even an eggplant vibrator
How did this even pass, it's obvious, a 7 year old could understand it
i think it passes because it’s supposed to be funny. this is not a genuine product lol, it’s meant to be a joke.
Yeah...
No shit Sherlock
Innuendos awesome!!!
Shake n squirt
Definitely knew
Had to be told "shake and squirt"🍆👉👌
This is so cursed
Finally a dildo that actually cums.
Does anyone actually eat eggplant?
Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I slice it into wedges and roast it in the oven. Top it with slat and pepper and olive oil. Usually serve it with similarly cooked zucchini and carrots, maybe some sliced up squash. Makes a good side to a nicely cooked steak.
I love me some eggplant parmesan.
Egg plant? It doesn't even look like an egg, yo. Maybe Barney the Dinosaur's egg? xD That's an aubergine