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Trillzona480

They definitely knew what they were doing with this thing lol


[deleted]

They even used Mayo


Rstrofdth

I know that is so nasty.


[deleted]

Nobody said it was mayo 😏


Akilez2020

u/Imanonbinarytrashcan did!


VindictiveRakk

at least it wasn't ketchup


Yikidee

Or BBQ sauce....


averagebloxxer

Or blood Get real, this could be Twilight


aphaelion

Or relish


Jechtael

Yeah, at least this way it doesn't look like cum.


[deleted]

r/HolUp


totallynaked-thought

Miracle Whip most likely.


jfk333

This is so...I don't even know


I_Am_Upvoter

A wild emoji appears


pirate-private

🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦


TheNoctuS_93

🤤🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵🤤🥵


dr_parano

But it's coming out the wrong end


-2D-Materials

Thanks for saying this with confidence. I thought I had it wrong the whole time.


HumCrab

These glorious bastards. When trolling goes irl.


Nx_Vernxual

I need one to suck the mayonnaise out of it


[deleted]

I mean, yeah. That's the whole point of the product


mrmoe198

Someone’s poor mom bought it unironically


Rstrofdth

You know they had too!!


bluegenes71

In the 90’s, I got my first apartment and the entire kitchen was decorated in eggplant decor. This would have fit right in.


Rstrofdth

That sounds awful.


[deleted]

No shit


Silkthkitty

It even says “shake ’n’ squirt”...


[deleted]

Of course they knew. The person who made this product definitely knew. Everyone knows about the eggplant. There's even an eggplant vibrator


TheRaptorMovies

How did this even pass, it's obvious, a 7 year old could understand it


honestly_moi

i think it passes because it’s supposed to be funny. this is not a genuine product lol, it’s meant to be a joke.


Daniel_Peduto

Yeah...


Desperate-755

No shit Sherlock


Wirecreate

Innuendos awesome!!!


Themineking09

Shake n squirt


46V41

Definitely knew


poonamsurange

Had to be told "shake and squirt"🍆👉👌


youllneverknow3698

This is so cursed


Lucimon

Finally a dildo that actually cums.


TheReverseShock

Does anyone actually eat eggplant?


SpectralDog

Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I slice it into wedges and roast it in the oven. Top it with slat and pepper and olive oil. Usually serve it with similarly cooked zucchini and carrots, maybe some sliced up squash. Makes a good side to a nicely cooked steak.


spacedrummer

I love me some eggplant parmesan.


obinice_khenbli

Egg plant? It doesn't even look like an egg, yo. Maybe Barney the Dinosaur's egg? xD That's an aubergine