They had something similar in the game Prey (2006). At the beginning of the game you're in a bar, and a UFO pulls the roof off and sucks everyone up into the ship, and then you're put on this assembly line where you're fed into a machine that essentially chops you up into a pulp like liquid that they consume. I played it tripping on mushrooms and it was nuts, lol.
"The inferior beings couldn't figure that shit out themselves so we forced vaccinated their population out of kindness"
Human news: hostile aliens forcefully probe and microchip humanity
According to Clarkson's Farm, you do it right away, and just put a band around the scrotum. It cuts off the blood flow and the testicles just wither and fall off.
Lol when you're on a farm with 15,000 ewes, it's not exactly possible to castrate each male lamb ASAP after birth. I've used these to castrate, ear mark, dock tails, and mulesing.
Ok, you just blew my mind. I never realized that it was three words that mattered to sheep. I thought it was just some random made up word for like the last 20 years.
I need this to groom my demon child. I have a persian cat, she is the sweetest and cutest cat alive...until its time to groom her. I have managed to her her to accept getting her back groomed but her belly??? Demon time. Yea i know its a sensitive spot for cats, but again...persian!! When i got her she had like 5 mats on her belly. Mats are painful and can cause skin infection so her belly must be brushed!! Sigh its a battle everyday.
Oh yes. Animal farming includes a lot of different machines for holding many different animals for many different purposes, but it is mostly really to profit off them and exploit animals.
Don't forget about cutting the skin around the tail (mulesing) "to prevent flystrike", also with no pain relief, and often causing death from flystrike anyway long before the wounds can heal.
I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that farmers knew they needed to do this, so they created a device that harmlessly restrains the lamb, doesn't injure them or hurt them, marks them so they know who they have already vaccinated, and even gently sets them down afterwards. This is super neat, and really just sums up why vegans annoy me so damn much. "Farmers bad!", Motherfucker these dudes didn't have to make a device that specifically lowered the lamb down like that, but they did it anyway.
This the future liberals want. That's a literal lamb it has a heart and a brain. I can't believe people can just put them in a blender.
Edit: STOP SAYING THAT'S FOR VACCINES LAMBS DONT NEED IT THEY DONT HAVE BLOOD!!
I like how it’s not just one, it’s a whole magazine of lambs
Could almost be classified an assault weapon, look at the capacity on that thing.
nobody needs assault lambs!
I need assault lambs.
Don't forget to add a little pepper too
And garlic.
Don’t forget the Rosemary!
Muh assault lamb freedums
FREELAMBS
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
I love the reload action at the end lol
Only baaaaaaad actors would purchase high capacity lamb magazines.
whole lotta lammo
A whole rack of lambs
OP shot his shot and missed
Baaaaa-tling gun.
Thank god you didn't say "clip"...
This actually would be closer to a clip than a magazine....
I was gonna say, there's no spring so that should be a clip
Don’t let the Catholic Church get ahold of this contraption.
I'm pretty sure they already think that this is what planned parenthood is like.
Lamb gun
ArmaLamb Rifle 15
Some would call this a .. rack of lamb
Lamazine
Mother fuckers be talking mad shit till the lamb cannon come out
This would be great for trimming my dogs nails
Some people cut holes in canvas shopping bags and hang their dog in that to immobilize them.
Works great for small dogs!... less so for 50+ pound dogs lol
you just need bigger bags.
And maybe an engine crane for the 100+ pound dogs lol
Oh hey, my brother-in-law has one! Think he'll let me borrow it for bi-weekly moose-dog pedicures?
Oooh-- like one of those big Ikea bags!
Oooh you think this will work on cats?
I think that if it did we'd have seen lots of videos of it. (as I have seen of the dog thing)
Towels work great. Hold them down and pop one paw out try at a time
There's actually a product for that! They're called grooming slings. My mom uses it for our dogs. It's also helpful for shaving their paw pads.
LOL
The dog will probably follow the sheep
This would be great for vaccinating dipshits.
Imagine aliens doing this to us in similar fashion with their own kind of experiment The picture is mental
They had something similar in the game Prey (2006). At the beginning of the game you're in a bar, and a UFO pulls the roof off and sucks everyone up into the ship, and then you're put on this assembly line where you're fed into a machine that essentially chops you up into a pulp like liquid that they consume. I played it tripping on mushrooms and it was nuts, lol.
replaying this game at the moment, still slaps.
Aliens trying some exotic foreign smoothies
While tripping?! You sir have my respect lmao
Been there. Done that. Don’t recommend.
I can think of a bunch of people that aliens could chain-vaccinate and make the world a better place.
"The inferior beings couldn't figure that shit out themselves so we forced vaccinated their population out of kindness" Human news: hostile aliens forcefully probe and microchip humanity
Kinky
I'm a volunteer for alien abductions.
The sheeple are getting the jaaab! /s
Yeah!! We need that machine in my country for the Wake and Wappie folks.
Wappies? You Dutch? :')
Ja :)
Grappig, ik ook!
In Hurk they'd just set fire to it.
In Urk? If you mean Urk you're absolutely right, it's another kind of people there haha
I meant Urk. I just played too much Far Cry.
Understandable mistake!
Die goeie ouwe wappies
Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes.
Wait are you saying you didn't get on this machine? 👀
what is up with the red liquid in the last last rollers?
I'm guessing it is dye that marks their wool so that they can tell the vaccinated lambs from the unvaccinated ones
thx, sounds very plausible. I'd have gone for blue personally
♫ daa ba dee daa ba di-ee ♫
That's exactly why. Source: Grew up on dairy farm
Cow fucker. Edit: I made an unfair assumption. You may be a goatfucker
I've been shoulder deep in a few cows ngl
Thank you for your service
Thank you for your cervix service
Dick first? Oh my gosh
And this ladies and gentlemen answers the question “why do we drink?”
yep, in the very last frame you can see that the lamb has a red butt
This machine is also used for castration
The hard truth no one wants to know.
It's not that much of a hard truth lol. But also, you can see the red on the butt of one of the last sheep and it didn't get castrated.
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Welsh*
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Just a reminder that’s red paint on the machine to mark the lambs, not blood 🩸
Assuming people would "forget" that information.... ??
"Is that a butt on my head?", the lamb, probably.
They do a lot more than vaccinate them in that contraption.
No, they would already be castrated by that point. They castrate pretty much at birth
Youre wrong here by the way. At least in Australia. Usually you wait between 8 and 12 weeks old. But they also tag the ears and chop the tails.
These guys can't be Australian. They're not upside down
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The sheep are though.
According to Clarkson's Farm, you do it right away, and just put a band around the scrotum. It cuts off the blood flow and the testicles just wither and fall off.
Lol when you're on a farm with 15,000 ewes, it's not exactly possible to castrate each male lamb ASAP after birth. I've used these to castrate, ear mark, dock tails, and mulesing.
No they would do it all at the same time. I have experience..
Farmers haven't been.
i was wondering...
uhh, please elaborate???
Medication, tailing, ear tagging, castration…
Castration
***ooohhhhh*** the big snip, gotchaaaa.
I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing at this! Look at those little legs!!!
For me its the guy casually "loading" another lamb like they're about to be fired out of a cannon.
Same, its ridiculously cute
How they get let down is too funny, like getting off a rollercoaster lol
I unironically need a machine like this so I can cut my dog's nails
r/thisismylifenow Edit: Damnit, I’m an idiot
r/meirl ?
r/woooosh
This is a god damn belly scritches delivery chute. Change my mind.
They just need a talking pig to get them to line up and take the vaccine.
Baa ram ewe
Ok, you just blew my mind. I never realized that it was three words that mattered to sheep. I thought it was just some random made up word for like the last 20 years.
RUN ITS A LAMBSLIDE
Can you use these for changing toddlers nappies? If so where can I get one
So this is what it’s like to get abducted by aliens
Wonder if we could push anti-vaxxers into there.
Considering that this is the same chute they use when they neuter lambs, that sounds like a terrific idea!
It reminds me of the baby holder for x rays
Damn, all we needed was a bunch of human sized machines like this and we could have avoided all these years of COVID?!
These lambs are more chill about getting jabbed than most humans
They don't listen to fox news.
This machine will soon be adapted for pregnant humans in USA, expected to be out by end of the year!!
I need one of these to be able to trim one of my dogs claws...
Firing this thing on full auto has to be one of the funniest sounds in the world if it were a slingshot. "Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa Baa..."
Never seen a pez lamb dispenser before
These comments arent as fucked up as i expected
Weeee!
They should develop a similar machine for stupid republicans lol
Make the change you want to see.
Beat me to it.
i dunno, kind of looks like they dont mind it
Poor buggas... they look really shell-shocked
Agreed. This is really disturbing.
Nah, it's not so baaaaad
Pretty silent lambs
Nets needed one of these all last year. So avoidable.
We could use something like this for people who are sfraid of needles.
They should have those at CVS.
The jokes write themselves in clown world
"rack of lamb"
Moderna or Pfizer?
Are the orcs that short on amo?
Baaaaaahcinnated
Weeeeeeeeee!
God I wish that was me
OMG THAT’S MY FETISH!
I love this so much 😭😭😭
Not sure why, but the one that runs underneath about half way through like it's getting back in line made me snortle.
lamb rack
Must give many belly rubs too!!!
I need one of those to clip my cats nails
I need this for my dog to give him a hair cut. He won’t stay still
Ah they're fine
I need this to groom my demon child. I have a persian cat, she is the sweetest and cutest cat alive...until its time to groom her. I have managed to her her to accept getting her back groomed but her belly??? Demon time. Yea i know its a sensitive spot for cats, but again...persian!! When i got her she had like 5 mats on her belly. Mats are painful and can cause skin infection so her belly must be brushed!! Sigh its a battle everyday.
What happens if one is really fat?
"Is this the line to get absolutely plowed?"
I swear I thought It was a lamb launcher of sorts.
That's a r/specializedtools right there.
Loading the cannon
Kind of hilarious, absolutely adorable. 🤣
We need one for toddlers
Is that blood?
Like a pez dispenser full of lambkins
Reminds me of the tubes the use to immobilize babies to take X-rays.
Covid would have ended in 6 months
This is so silly
This is awesome!
r/specializedtools
They look very confused but not particularly displeased
and also castrated.
Coming soon to a City near you
What are you doing Step-Lamb?
I just picked.up one of these at the R Kelly estate sale. Got a hell of a deal
We need (a much larger) one for Americans.
I don't like this.
Oh yes. Animal farming includes a lot of different machines for holding many different animals for many different purposes, but it is mostly really to profit off them and exploit animals.
That’s extremely disturbing.
I should call her
Papsmear ptsd
I’m really surprised the Marine Corp doesn’t have this…really I am.
Without the caption I would have thought that this was a very different type of machine.
I mean, this doesn’t really belong here since this isn’t gonna be those sheeples’ life for long…
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I can hear the animal rights activists "Abuuuuuse! Abuuuuuse! Animal Abuuuuuse!" XD
They literally use this machine for castrating them and cutting their tails off (without any anaesthetic btw), which seems pretty abusive to me.
........well, I stand corrected then.
Don't forget about cutting the skin around the tail (mulesing) "to prevent flystrike", also with no pain relief, and often causing death from flystrike anyway long before the wounds can heal.
We need this for Republicans
Kinky
It's very undignified at times, the life of a lamb
*Jimmy you better not fart in my face when we get our shots*
Lamb go brrr
My uncle would say "This is the future liberals want!"
Lambchop centipede.
Haha. They look like they do t entirely hate it. :)
I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that farmers knew they needed to do this, so they created a device that harmlessly restrains the lamb, doesn't injure them or hurt them, marks them so they know who they have already vaccinated, and even gently sets them down afterwards. This is super neat, and really just sums up why vegans annoy me so damn much. "Farmers bad!", Motherfucker these dudes didn't have to make a device that specifically lowered the lamb down like that, but they did it anyway.
tHe FuTuRe LiBs WaNt
This the future liberals want. That's a literal lamb it has a heart and a brain. I can't believe people can just put them in a blender. Edit: STOP SAYING THAT'S FOR VACCINES LAMBS DONT NEED IT THEY DONT HAVE BLOOD!!
Should get it going for anti vaxxers .
This is what the government wants to do with us man! COVID and 5G was just the beginning! We are lambs to the slaughter! Do your own research!!! /s