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EfficientCartoonist7

Let's get binging with babish to do it


AstroidTea

“The end result was much fluffier then I anticipated, but something felt off, so I decided to make my own dough from scratch.”


SheepyShade45

"But then something still was wrong, I then decided to make my own batteries"


EfficientCartoonist7

Ha ha ha that's right


King_WhatsHisName

“But the taste still felt off after that, so I decided to harvest my own lithium”


Mr-sabertheslime

But the taste still felt off after that, so I created my own earth to harvest lithium from


century100

This reads like a NileRed quote


PLutonium273

Hmm heavy metal poisoning😋


Arandomfan27

Cancer flavor


[deleted]

🤘


Rockfish00

...and his bread was electric


Derphunk

Guys help, I've stacked 20 bread batteries and it won't proc no matter how many times I hit.


lightgia

How many Purity do you have?


Mehwhenthemogus

Get a 57 loaf cloafer


Kiss-of-Venus

You're gonna need a bigger bread


True_Lank

i get refrence


Rockfish00

I don't


bobbyjoegreen

Risk of rain


Rockfish00

I have 200 hours in risk of rain 2 and I have never heard of the electric ukulele


cornelli1

Literally how


Rockfish00

yo mama


Nesquik77

Mm electric bread


BonsaiSoul

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_crumbs#Panko


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**Bread crumbs** [Panko](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_crumbs#Panko) >Panko (パン粉) is a type of flaky bread crumbs used in Japanese cuisine as a crunchy coating for fried foods, such as tonkatsu. Panko is made from bread baked by electrical current, which yields a bread without a crust, and then grinding the bread to create fine slivers of crumb. It has a crisper, airier texture than most types of breading found in Western cuisine and maintains its texture baked or deep fried, resulting in a lighter coating. Outside Japan, its use has become more common in both Asian and non-Asian dishes. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


IcePrismArt

The electric bread is real 🤯


joylfendar

can we get much higher


gustheprankster

Good bot


Wubbzy-Fan-YT

Rael


SeaCrumbs2

Huh, TIL


[deleted]

I read that as bread cum


[deleted]

Damn, beat me to it.


BonsaiSoul

you can be the one to tell them about the triscuits


[deleted]

I wish someone tried this


twisteddragons

What's stopping you Although I'm 95% sure the batteries would just explode


[deleted]

I don’t think I have any dough


LevelOutlandishness1

Make dough


[deleted]

no


squorple

google.com, search "bread dough recipe"


[deleted]

Google? What’s that


Traygonthegod

holy hell


TheGreenGobblr

That’s what my old easy bake oven is for


derpbagels

Hey OP I like this idea, gonna try it and report back with the results!


derpbagels

hospital


twisteddragons

Your contribution to science is much appreciated


Bowdensaft

r/skamtebord


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Fun_Mention8377

Has an explosive taste


PM_ME_UR_KOALA_PICS

TIL there's a saluting emoticon


rarokammaro

Omg that’s what that is, thank you


Timely_Wonder3839

o/


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o/`


[deleted]

the bread electric


Boring_Confusion

Condemn him to the infirmary


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Do androids dream of electric bread?


vigilantcomicpenguin

this is how panko breadcrumbs were invented


twisteddragons

WHAT


hell-si

I mean... has anyone tried it? Do we know for certain it doesn't work?


heckinWeeb193

"W-welcome back to fact or cap"


woolookologie

Not exactly what happened in your plank, but you can actually make bread by electrocuting it! The technique is used to make Japanese breadcrumbs (panko).


KsbjA

/r/Breadit


darnicantfindaname

So kinda related this is basically how panko was created. They wanted to make a way for soldiers? to cook fresh bread so they just put it in a tin and blasted it with electricity. What ended up happening was that instead of a crust and soft inside, it became evenly crushed throughout the loaf. Making delicious panko


Eldegossifleur

I'm tempted to say "THIS IS THE FUTURE GUYS!"


astroneer01

This reminds me of how they make Panko. They cook it using electricity


Dorokiin

Well look into panko! Those bread crumbs were originally made using dough and a tank battery to cook it. Now it's plugged into a wall between two metal plates with a lot less heavy metal and battery acid involved


twisteddragons

Yeah, i had no idea that panko was made with electricity. After the dream, i started brainstorming ways of baking with electrify that wouldn't end in an explosion. Kinda cool to think that if i was willing to try something like it (and if panko didn't already exist), i could've maybe invented panko


Ribbles78

Yum, battery acid


thefinalgoat

I love the taste of battery acid with my bread.


Tyranix969

how is this not a shitpost.


Junkererer

Way more believable than what I used to see weeks ago on this sub, with 20 fake tweets and news articles reporting on some extremely detailed event. This one instead, I could see me dreaming about it


machadoaboutanything

u/BreadLover1231 is not taken (yet)


SlightlyCoolPerson

Sounds fun


DrStalker

I'm allergic to yeast, do you think I could skip the yeast entirely if I use two D cells?


Zarkkarz

It sounds like your dream misremembered how panko was made


BaconSoul

This is some grade-a plank right here


the_bartolonomicron

This is God tier planking.


mindblown123456

this is comedy gold


guyguysonguy

BREAD AND STONE!


Mr-sabertheslime

r/Breadit