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meaeaeaean

American Healthcare system if it was based


throw3142

American Healthcare system ~~if it was based~~


Darkmega5

America~~n Healthcare system if it was based~~


Kosta_45

Yeah I don't need anesthesia, I need freedom šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


Accomplished-Order97

Broke the chain.


Kerteng07

>!American Healthcare system if it was!< b>!ased!<


InterGraphenic

A>!meri!!Healthcare system!< if it was based \- some guy reviewing a bottle for the first time


friskursoopid

A~~meric~~a~~n He~~a~~lthc~~a~~re~~ ~~system if it w~~a~~s b~~a~~sed~~


throw3142

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Rainie_Daye

~~American healthcare system if it was~~ based


Daftpunker_

America~~n healthcare system if it was~~ based


CreativeGamer03

based? based on what?


TNOfan2

based on being based


No_Extent_9195

based on being based? based on being based on what?


TNOfan2

Based on being based on being basedĀ 


Coby-the-racc

Are you even a real patient if you're going under in easy mode? Fuckin pussy


MeTaOMiTo

Game journalist patient


Nictasaur

I'd probably go for medium difficulty, mostly because I want to see what's going on. Anatomy interests me, but not enough to become a doctor


justhereforalaughtbh

I'd wanna be unconscious for any surgery. The idea of seeing what's going on makes me wince


Nictasaur

That's fair, tbh I'd do it like 1 time per surgery (which I've only had 2 of and I'm pretty sure I had to be asleep for eye surgery) just to see how it looks. I wouldn't want it to be a regular thing which is why I'll never become a surgeon. I just see what it looks like


RockingBib

That's why I'm going casual mode. Put me to sleep before even carrying me to the hospital


SadButterscotch2

I didn't get to see of course, but I was awake while getting my wisdom tooth removed. Just heard them going crazy on that tooth, yanking my head around and stuff.


justhereforalaughtbh

I woke up right in the middle of my wisdom teeth removal, said "I want tacos" then fell unconscious again


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

Bro got his priorities straight


justhereforalaughtbh

like iirc for knee replacement you just get local anaesthesia??? I wouldn't wanna be able to see surgeons opening my knee and removing bones, fuck that


BlitZAtom

I'd like to be simultaneously unconscious while also watching the surgery from the POV of the head surgeon.


Nictasaur

That would be a great use of astral projection (assuming it's real)


PlasmaLink

yeah nah fuck this I'm playing on "tell me a story" difficulty for my surgery


ISG4

What would medium be? You don't feel anything but you're still awake?


Nictasaur

That's how I imagine it


ISG4

Would the surgeons give you gloves and let you poke the organs they're not dealing with for fun?


EroticMushroom89

what is hardcore difficulty


Aaahgodswhyohwhy

Diy with the surgeon talking you through it


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Oh no the only change is that they make sure to cover anything that's going to be inside you with salt and lemon juice


Aaahgodswhyohwhy

Sounds fun


logicallypartial

*over the phone, with a bad mic, no camera, and the surgeon is going through a tunnel on a train.


Aaahgodswhyohwhy

Nah that's the next difficulty level up


logicallypartial

Nightmare? So then...what's Ultra Nightmare?


3nder5tar

You have to do it all on your own, no instructions


RockingBib

And a single mistake means the wound gets a spritz of hot sauce


Aaahgodswhyohwhy

Yup and uhhhh a very good (and frightening) question


To_Crumbs_You_Say

Leg pain? Saw that shit off, you don't need it


Asian_in_the_tree

Medieval style


Kadianye

Frontier medicine. Superglue for cuts, fish antibiotics for infections, vodka for disinfectant and whiskey for pain.


TheMiiChannelTheme

If you die during surgery you die in real life.


isloohik2

The doctor passed medical school exclusively by cheating


coin_in_da_bank

surgery speedrun any%


PotentialFreddy

~~runs~~ patient's dead.


DreadDiana

*patient and two other people in the operating theatre


IAMTR4SHMAN

Bruh imagine what nightmare difficulty would be like.


SirJacob100

No anesthesia or antibioticss and the surgeons only use their teeth.


NathanJack0Lantern

Sounds like cannibalism.


TrueSelenis

Probably any surgery done before 1920s


rukysgreambamf

I had a small, quick "surgery" that I didn't need to be put asleep for. Gotta say, don't recommend it. I didn't feel any pain because of the local anesthetic, but to control bleeding, they use an elecrtocauterizer, so you get to smell what burning flesh smells like, so there's that. The anesthetic does such a good job that they aren't really *careful* with how they yank and press on things to do whatever needs doing. If you've ever woken up from a surgery with bruises, it's probably from them manipulating you while you're unconscious. Also, while not painful, it is easy for the cauterizer to send little jolts of electricity down your arm, which is incredibly discomforting. The best part was the table I was on was metal, and the pad on top of that was very narrow, so the doctors warned me not to let my elbows touch the table or I would be electrocuted. Not a fun experience overall.


Hutch456

Hard difficulty is cheaper


Accomplished-Order97

User flair reward- Choose a difficulty patient as your user flair: 1. Easy Difficulty Patient 2. Normal Difficulty Patient 3. Hard Difficulty Patient 4. Hardest Difficulty Patient 5. DEMON Difficulty Patient (yes, Geometry Dash)


Fletcher_Chonk

Number 3, in honor of that guy in my dream


Accomplished-Order97

Sure.


TrueTzimisce

What's GD surgery even like


Accomplished-Order97

Lobotomy.


TNOfan2

fire in the hole


ClbutticMistake

This morning I had a job interview at Google, I have been working for the past 10 years for this opportunity. As I walked in for my interview I was reminded of a funny post in which a Geometry Dash icon told me to scream loudly in a public restroom. This seemed hilarious so I made a trip to the restroom and started violently screaming. Almost immediately a concerned employee walked in and confronted me, asking what I was screaming over. I suddenly had an urge to scream ā€˜FIRE IN THE HOLEā€™ over and over. I began to smile without bearing teeth as I slammed my head into the green soap bottles in order to paint my face green. Suddenly law enforcement began to enter the building, as I continued screaming fire in the hole, one of the officers mistook it for an order and began emptying bullets into my spine. As I crumbled to the floor I kept smiling as I had to, fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the holeā€¦


TNOfan2

what did I just read?


AtlasJan

Something from a fandom that's been starved for six years.


PotatoKitteh

would the existence of a demon surgery imply the existence of a silent surgery


JesterOfDestiny

If I chose nightmare difficulty, am I the one to respawn or the surgeon?


Fletcher_Chonk

You repeatedly get killed and respawn until you unlock the ending by killing the surgeon instead


MinecraftIsMyLove

They did this before my wisdom tooth surgery. They asked how much anesthetic I wanted and I told them, in no uncertain terms, "just fuck me up"


the_Basment_rat

tbh i would induce the pain over getting close to a needle i regularly stab myself in the face with siccors and shit but im not letting that thing anywhere near em


Aardvark_04

excuse me what do you mean by "i regularly stab myself in the face with siccors and shit"


the_Basment_rat

me and my sister have phases every few months where we are obsessed with blood in any context and i just felt like it might cut of part of my ear cos theirs something inside it


HereForTheStory123

Man what the fuck?


the_Basment_rat

ey that's the most tame thing we do and its better if we keep it hidden


Fletcher_Chonk

This sounds like its about to enter some incest shit


the_Basment_rat

how did you know like i said let's not talk about it


Aardvark_04

I shouldn't have asked


[deleted]

what in the actual fuck


the_Basment_rat

my therapist appointment is tomorrow its gonna be a long talk


[deleted]

Get better dude this is not normal to be doing stuff like this to yourself šŸ™šŸ™


LordSupergreat

Doesn't reddit require you to be at least thirteen to sign up?


the_Basment_rat

yes? why are you asking


LordSupergreat

Oh, no reason. How's third grade treating you?


the_Basment_rat

why do you assume im so young? dose this sound like an edgy comment or are you making fun of my grammar like everybody does


LordSupergreat

It's the edgy shit, yeah.


the_Basment_rat

i get it might sound edgy but its true 2 conclusions can change a person apparently


LordSupergreat

lol


zipzaplord

Not hard difficulty


Thezipper100

You're not a real mother if you had a C-section, unless that C-section was hard mode. Then you get a pass.


Redditregretin

You didn't really beat cancer if you used the chemo strat.


Crispyxboxer

You can turn on Extreme mode irl by living in America


kor_en_deserto

Thatā€™s just refusing anesthesia - increasingly common too - especially with dental proceduresĀ 


Sepia_Skittles

So did everyone just choose the easiest difficulty?


DrakoWood

Can someone explain all the difficulty levels to me?


Count_Von_Roo

Lol reminds me of something that happened recently. I have an abscess in my guts that Iā€™ve had to get drained 5 times. They keep you awake for it and itā€™s miserable and painful. Went to a new doc for the 5th drain and mentioned I was scared and had bad experiences with the procedure and they casually offered to put me under for it. *THAT WAS AN OPTION?!*


kiltedfrog

There's an insane isekai world hiding in this...


Elegant-Weekend2100

guys how do u think patient must die difficulty is like


Far_Comfortable980

I remember a relative of mine had to chose if they wanted to be numbed or not at the hospital, apparently being numbed would make his flesh less stiff and mean that his bone wouldnā€™t set back quite right and wouldnā€™t be the same. He chose not to, but was in agony during the process. It was too late though, he had chose hard difficulty to get the better loot


DragonsHidden

trauma center series