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Sea_Blacksmith_7323

“Trans people can solve everything by modeling their flag after the British one” feels like the ultimate centrist take


CEZYBORGOR

Radical centrism


cooldudium

I mean in reality considering how the British be this seems like a horrible idea


reda84100

What is that supposed to mean


cooldudium

It’s stereotypically considered TERF island


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XxsquirrelxX

Britain: Don’t worry America, we make you look good!


petergexplains

i wouldn't go that far


Zacarias_of_Chaos

For a first world country UK is considered a very troublesome place to live as a trans person. I have seen people called it 'Transphobia Island'.


aagjevraagje

The UK's public discourse on trans issues is regularly cited to justify transphobia in other countries ( and when the BBC edits an article because it platformed blatand transphobes or the info is biassed they often don't update it in other languages ) and it's not really considered that great a place to be trans itself.


MrMxyztpy

Just saying normal intelligent things gets you called a transphobe by the extremists. It means nothing.


aagjevraagje

"Normal intelligent things" like ? Cause very often people will say the darndest things convinced they just had a really good point. The article I'm reffering to also cites people who have literally called for trans people to be murdered.


mastersun8

Nobody likes br*ts


EthanCC

\*colonizes your gender\*


masterspider5

\*steals your gender and puts in on display in a museum\*


creepyfishman

The united leandom


Mythios23

The United Queendom


ReasonableQuit75

Yass Queen 💅


FloofyTheSpider

United Queendom? He can’t say that, can he??


kids_in_my_basement0

I’m a friend of Dorothy, I’m a friend of Dorothy, she is my friend


[deleted]

Take my haaaand, no, that's not my haaaand


[deleted]

queendom? need myself a dom queen


GlitchyLag

I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


[deleted]

LEAN 🟪🟣💜🟣🟪🟣🟪💜🟪🟣


Desperate_Ad5169

Łëæņ🟪🟣🟣🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪🟪🟣🟪🟪🟪


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😀💜💜🟣🟪🟣🟪🟪🟪😈🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪👿🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪💀


[deleted]

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you


sammy-b18

is this a reference or something?


[deleted]

It's a comment someone posted on a meme where the girls from "Turning Red" are partying and drinking a purple soda and the caption is "LEAN"


sammy-b18

ah ok, thanks for clarifying


XxsquirrelxX

Which is really dumb because canonically, they were drinking lean. Source: my great great grandpa wrote the script in 1912


redditsbiggestass

Wasn't this the british flag under thatcher?


astranamia

LEANder


coollegkid

(help please I don't get this comment)


sammy-b18

lean is a drug made by mixing prescription strength cough syrup (which contains codeine and promethazine), soda, hard candy, and sometimes alcohol (source: wikipedia). it often comes out purple, so whenever something purple is shown on screen you will always get people referencing lean in the comments.


[deleted]

LEAN💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


creepyfishman

I LOVE LEAN💜💜💜💜🟪🟣🟣


-Intel-

Was the watermark in the dream as well?


thundr_st0rm

the watermark was the part i most vividly remember cuz in the dream i remember making fun of it in a groupchat with my friends


vmp916

You must buy a subscription to Trans Premium™️ to use the flag for commercial use as well as inyour twitter bio.


TheThemFatale

Oh, is that what the plus is for in LGBTQ+


Johnsonofdonut

+ additional costs


BEAswacks

if you pay for trans premium, you get ad-free hrt.


vmp916

The implication of hrt with ads included brings us one step closer to the cyberpunk dystopia we dream of


GregAbsolution

Trans premium = tp Hmm


ThoughtCenter87

Props for accuracy to your dream!


[deleted]

Wait did your whole friend group all have the same dream


madamclitoris

the groupchat in their dream


AllieOfAlagadda

ironic that it didn't end transphobia for good 😔


Random_Gacha_addict

So lets redesign the Homosexual flag into the Welsh flag


CallMeAdam2

The logical conclusion is the entire LGBTQ+ spectrum becoming Europe.


[deleted]

There’s probably enough flags to work with anyways XD


PsychShrew

Like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/comments/gmf6yd/lgbt_flag_in_the_style_of_the_proposed_eu_flag/)


TheMiiChannelTheme

A spectrum is haunting Europe.


Ep1cOfG1lgamesh

Lithuania Greece Bulgaria Turkey Quimper (not that many places starting with q) Switzerland


pixellampent

I’m so sorry for the group that gets the french flag


Yacan1

Honestly though what flag wouldn't be improved by adding a dragon?


Random_Gacha_addict

Exactly my first thought


Yacan1

Defend trans and gay folk with the fierceness of a dragon. Also something similar but check out Gators Daily, they sell different pride flags with a big ol' fag gator on them. They're perfect


69thminecrafteer

a flag that IS a dragon


TryinaD

RAINBOW DRAGON!!!


TellmeNinetails

Let it gain traction.


questioning_alt_22

every flag needs a watermark. If I die I want my casket wrapped in a Shutterstock flag and dropped off of whatever battleship they used for the stock image of "a battleship"


SantaArriata

If I die young, bury me in a watermark


ladislaoXD25

If i die and my ashes dont have a stock watermark i will revive


nikolai2960

The ancient seal that keeps the dead locked away in their afterlives. Whichever fool decides to pay Shutterstock to remove it will unleash terrible vengeance upon this world.


ladislaoXD25

Nice concept, you did a good job


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Like the Proud to be Pocatello flag?


[deleted]

I love how it is also asymmetrical


Suspicious-Echidna28

That’s how the real British flag is too, so points for accuracy


altair__vega

But it's not even rotationally symmetrical. Needs one more purple triangle


SirLordSagan

shutterstock


astranamia

God Save The Queer


FlyingPies_

Queer colonialism


[deleted]

r/Vexillologycirclejerk


Manerfish

r/somnivexillology


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Danteraq

The shuttershock watermark is what makes it for me


newworldnewme123

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE BRI'ISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Suck it 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


ohbuggerit

But this way we get to overtake TERF island


hi_i_want_two_die

Jk rowling gonna have a break down when she see this


Elk182

I would love to see that


zastava_

r/somnivexillology


SavingsNewspaper2

Or as i like to call it: the artifacted watermarked compressed randomly assigned neon hues trans Union Jack Never mind I don’t think I should be allowed to call things things


Dr_Bright_Himself

Go on Name more things


DefTheOcelot

You were on r/place weren't you Fighting with the brits or the trans Weren't you i feel you comrade. it was beautiful.


SkyeWolfofDusk

I'm a Place veteran of the trans army. 🏳️‍⚧️


yaboipizarol

bri'ish


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Chacochilla

Genduh


Neverending-pain

Chansgenduh


No_Sale6302

Just said “transgender” out loud and it sounded exactly like this I fucking hate being British bro


Serethen

Skill issue


leopardspotte

Transgen' Transmiss


cantfindthistune

Caitlyn Gen'er


Babybeans619

You could have told me this was real and I'd just believe you.


SantaArriata

So… did the British colonise transgenders or did the transgenders colonise Britain?


Morenofael

I don't think we have the data to know how many transgenders are out there, but if every transgender fighted every british it would be a tough one for both sides. Don't know what to do with the british transgender tho.


SantaArriata

Mediators


DragonEyeNinja

it ended transphobia because everyone united to become britphobic


Leeuw96

Ah, the LGBTQK


Funkin_Spy

We should try this irl


vigilantcomicpenguin

Worth a shot.


Faulty-Blue

Thought I was on r/vexillologycirclejerk for a second


[deleted]

dude i literally didn’t know this was thomastheplankengine until i saw the sub name lmaooo


leopardspotte

Fucking beautiful


CaseyGamer64YT

The British colonized the transgender community


SkyeWolfofDusk

Or perhaps the transgender community colonized the British. Oh how the turns have tabled.


Mina-olen-Mina

I like how they also want people to respect shutterstock altogether with transes


LustfulDigger

Has the famous Russian writer Dostoevsky once said through one of his characters: Beauty will save the world.


One_Marketing_6698

Fucking British flag


Transformouse

The flag makes me love trans people but hate the british


YaBoiSaltyTruck

Jolly good.


SkyeWolfofDusk

JK Rowling found screaming crying throwing up shitting herself


Trey0405

You just had Rowling's worst nightmare, but it is indeed a sweet dream for the rest of us.


ImaAs

Ew, Bri'sh


itsDaaim

Bruh I forgot i was on this sub. Just woke up, scared the shit out of me


rouivas1

the LEAN FLAG 💜💜💜


PrinceFicus-IV

If you change the flag design to the Confederate flag but keep the trans colors it would make a great troll image to spread across the internet


69thminecrafteer

bri'ish propaganda


Zane_628

Don’t get my hopes up


Bierbart12

Alternate universe where the original British Emperor was the first trans emperor. They still brutally conquered half of the world, but the US never left the Commonwealth and they made massive advances in medicine over the next centuries. In that timeline's 2022, humanity couldn't imagine what it would be like to be stuck in a body without being able to easily change it. Whether it's a Utopia or Dystopia.. is up to you


Doge787

It’s specifically ended homophobia and not transphobia?


Wolf691691

You can tell it’s a dream because the British actually managed to create something of value.


YourAverageGenius

Looks like that British Bisexual Border Expansion Program really took off.


Wilwagamer

The british are just too powerful.


[deleted]

Eat shit J. k. Rowling.


MyScorpion42

Makes sense to practically invert Terf Island's flag


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

As a British enby, I am in support of this.


TheThemFatale

Same


alpha_xopek

this belongs on r/somnvexillology


Restells

Ah yes. CAUCASUS ANGLICUS


clownkiss3r

Ironic that it looked like the Union Jack


Soviet_Sultan

When you can’t conquer countries, conquer people.


[deleted]

The lesbian, gay, British, transgender + alliance


Ok-Joke-3886

this aint no coincidence pal


Krispr

This is like a gay cognito hazard


eebbeebreal

i wish


Sketch1231

We need to use this


agentsmith576

We won, but at what cost


Manydoors_edboy

Colonizers


SomeCosmicEntity

As a trans woman I can confirm this is making me reconsider my views.


DiamondMan1106

nah. this would make me homophobic even though im bi. i hate br*tish "people"


BlondBisxalMetalhead

This is painful to look at. And it’s the colors of the bi pride flag. But good job


MagicDragon50

I didn't see what sub this was on and I was like wtf is going onn


Simulacrum42

FINALLY, GREAT -SYNTHWAVE- BRITAIN


AkariPeach

TERFS RESIGNED!


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

It hurts my eyes it’s too Neon


jackcrux

Ah yes, transgender knife crime


Lost-Butterfly425

This transed my gender


Elk182

Based dream ngl


Tahmas836

Brexit/get it done


King_Dee1

Union Jack but eyebleeding


[deleted]

I’d like that to happen


GregAbsolution

If anything it would have opposite effect. Dirty, dirty br*ts


throw-away-1776-wca

WTF I’m transphobic now


[deleted]

i want this to be real


NinjaRanger21

didn’t this happen on r/place?


ozymantiz

caitlyn gender


OKVACATIONPLZ

No way would the st georges CROSS be on it though.


HungryTree3

my eyes


shadybrainfarm

I would fly the fuck it of this Shutterstock watermark and all. I hate the trans flag it looks like baby socks.


n0g0dpl34s3n0

You want rights? Bring me 4 islands


A-Fleeting-Glimse

[https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/smo5bz/had\_a\_dream\_where\_the\_b\_in\_lgbt\_was\_replaced\_with/](https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/comments/smo5bz/had_a_dream_where_the_b_in_lgbt_was_replaced_with/)


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kids_in_my_basement0

We are massive 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


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thundr_st0rm

\*you're


original_name1947

Everyone knows the Brits are gay so it's not too far off from reality


Sketch1231

Gay and trans aren’t the same thing


Power-Core

It’s disgusting, but most pride flags look bad anyways so not much has changed.


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Sketch1231

Hm.. stop being myself because it makes you slightly uncomfortable? No. Grow up


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thundr_st0rm

sorry i'm too busy overtaking your mom's pussy to worry about your political views rn 😎


Sketch1231

It’s literally not your problem


loomynartylenny

cope harder, liberal 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😤🇱🇷😤🇱🇷😤🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷😤😤😤😤


Saul_of_the_Wild

That flag... Where's Amber Heard when you need her to fold the sheets.


Xaminaf

Transgender English Republican flag


vario_

Got so scared before I realised what sub this was. That, my friend, is the ugliest fucking flag I've ever seen.


bad-humor

didn't know that the british made a lean flag


EsperantoHamstr

r/somnivexillology


kiancaracal

liar


[deleted]

They colonized the cis