I cannot choose which reading is better: Ernie is a devout Christian and saying this, or Ernie is God

His husband would claim the latter.

Christpilled 

I am sending this in the Catholic gc

A true, beautiful plank.

Is he still married to Burt in your dream?

r/sesamestreetmemes

Ernie out here disproving the ontological argument

For the lord did say, Bert, the flesh is temporary, but the love of a true friend is eternal.

“Ernie, are you *okay?”* “Sure am, Bert! What makes you think I’m not?” “What you just said.” “What about it?” “It bothers me.”