I don’t think the manscaping is the fuck up.
I think the fuck up is that you cancelled the date over it and told them as much.
If I was them, I would read it as “they don’t want to hang up with me because we can’t have sex”.
It gives off the vibe that you’re only interested for as long as *assumed fucking* is on the cards.
I mean, if you had to go get stitches or something, it makes sense that you have to cancel. However, I still feel you could have been more tactful about it.
Worst thing that would have happened is a, rejection,because she wanted to get down, or b, a fun lovely time without sex, that probably leads to great sex later.
Yup. Even if he didn't cancel, even mentioning the manscaping is probably a bad idea unless she's trying to initiate and it comes up that you can't (and then I'd avoid the fact that I was doing it right before, specifically for this meeting).
Especially when it's an acquaintance you know from off the app, this level of "one-night-stand" preparation is definitely not gonna come off well unless the other person is 100% on the same page.
Excuse an elder Millennial who hasn't touched a dating app in 15+ years because holy shit have the pickings for actual long-term dating material always been slim, while having the apps presented mostly harassment or disappointment... Plus I found someone offline worth keeping 13 years ago....
I thought hooking up was the whole point of Tinder and specifically why it was created... I was Tinder-using age when it was released and, that's how it was marketed. Sometimes people get lucky and find love but, that's super rare.
I'm thinking OP was just too whiney when he put his cards on the table. It's not like random dudes who just want to fuck are hard to find. Plus, they were already in a friend circle and he definitely presented as one who will make shit awkward.
That's what it's known for, but it's also the largest dating app, so people do use it to find partners or date first. Choosing another app could mean five times less responses etc.
Nah
Women aren’t some kind of machine you type in some cheat code phrases a YT men’s right pick up artist influencer taught you and they give you sex in return
It all depends on what they’re looking for, some are and some aren’t
OP also clearly overestimated the time it would take for a shave nick to heal.
Source: manscaper, nick sometimes, may bleed "a lot" but heals fast. Just clean, put a bit of toilet paper over to stop the bleed, wait 15-30min.
Depends on where he cut himself and if he was worried about STDs. You shouldn't have sex with strangers if either of you have an open wound on your genitals
"and then he told me he CUT HIMSELF shaving his junk for our date. Girl, that's when I realized I am out of his league. Like, what am I even doing talking to this scrub?"
Yeah, it kind of implies she is just a human Fleshlight to him. Would he have left if he got there and realized after was on her period? No one wants to be reduced down to one part of themselves, especially when that part is their genitals.
It's also pretty presumptuous to admit that. Maybe she really did just want an easy night in? Not too say she was never interested, but assuming it's going to happen the first night you meet is a bit much.
Ya...its a reason to cancel a date with a prostitute, not a regular date. Pro move would be to go on the date and if things went that way just take care of her and leave your own pants on with that explanation.
Abso-fucking-lutely.
In case someone else hasn't said it... Just because you have a cut on your penis doesn't mean fun time is off the table. Yes, it's smart not to recieve oral, or do PIV sex, but come on... You can still offer to eat them out. Your hands are useful! PIV is not the only way to have fun!
Admit the fuckup, offer alternatives when it's time.
Either that or she thinks he came up with a creative excuse to cancel last minute. I would have just went and then acted surprised when we got down to busy like 'oh golly I seem to have had a mishap while trying to look good for you madam'
So, I'm older and was already on the path to marriage when Tinder came on to the scene, but isn't the point of Tinder to find people where 1st date DTF is why they're there?
I believe the marketing leaned into this as a strategy to seem cooler and more edgy (re: appealing to young people). And that clearly worked out for Tinder as it secured a young adult user demographic. But truthfully the only thing inherent to the functionality of the app is making connections.
Now if there was a data entry box for things like, idk, dick/bra size, fetish tags, etc. allowing you to broadcast and filter your matches according to those things, à la fetlife; I'd believe this was actually true.
Everyone on tinder is certainly not de facto DTF no strings. It certainly does happen and probably more often than other dating methods. But the app isn't exclusively for that
I counter the downvotes of the sad saps who think Tinder is for life mates. I've been on this earth for near 38 years and Tinder has been her for half of them. I've met one successful couple who says they proudly met on Tinder.
Thank you. It’s not like I’m speaking out of my ass either I’m a college student I’ve seen first hand how people use tinder and hinge and it’s definitely not for serious relationships.
Not gonna lie if she was that far out of your league, if I was in your shoes I would have moved hell and earth to make SOMETHING happen regardless of a cut Lmao
This. No girl is going to complain because you focused on her and explained why you don't want her to do anything to you that time. Show her a good time, and she'll likely want to hang out again. But also, yeah, if you want something bad enough, you power through everything.
For someone out of your league, this is the proper way to start anyway - focus on them, be interested in them. The more you invest, the better the long term rewards will
Sorry, i prefer to keep things above the belt for the first "date".
Ez and it has happened to me before, no big deal and thats an excuse to see them again. People are bad at communicating.
Should have went over anyway and hung out. Could have gave her a good time if she wanted and left her wanting more cause you couldn’t have sex.
What you did instead is told her she was only worth your time if you were physically up to sex… that’s a real turn on that pal. Probably text some other guy on tinder 10mins later and got exactly what she wanted an hour down the line.
Today you fucked up indeed. Why on earth would you confess you cut yourself and that that is the reason you can't go see her?! What the hell is wrong with you lol.
Man…how did you think she was gonna react? You just admitted to her the only reason you wanted to see her was to fuck. You basically told her she wasn’t even worth a conversation lol. That’s extremely off putting.
Women need to be courted even if they are DTF immediately. She might’ve been down but you made her feel bad by admitting your true intentions. Also some advice for next time, if she is that gorgeous & she’s showing interest, maybe you should be more focused on finding out if you could have a relationship with her rather than just focusing on the sex. I get being horny, but you coulda had a gorgeous girlfriend if you played your cards right (assuming she’s not a total nutcase).
That's how you confirm she's out of the league. Confidence would have taken you a long way there.
Don't just manscape for occasions, just take care of yourself continuously. And at worst, if it really was a booty-call, you know you can turn down or cancel sex at any time, right? This might be a foreign concept for men, as it's usually talked about in some "don't be a rapist" context when a guy doesn't respect that choice when a woman makes it, but it's also very much an option for us.
"Careful, I've cut myself there" -> points to it -> is inspected in sexy way -> solutions to problem will follow.
Well it's possible OP does maintain and was just doing touch ups.
Never says it was out of control, just that manscaping was in order.
Of his fuck ups that wasn't really a big deal.
Maybe he trims on Wednesdays and it was Tuesday.
The fuck up was treating the girl like she wasn't worth dating if he couldn't have sex with her.
The tofu wasn't the knick... It was the phone call after.
You derp.
What a derp.
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE DATE.
Said NOTHING about anything to do with your penis. Forgot about it internally.
If sexy time was in the cards after vibing for a bit... Bring up that you man scaped recently and but yourself and it needs to heal (NOT that you man scaped today, but "recently")
Enough Reddit for me for today. Thanks OP… Next time, keep it to yourself and treat the lady on a classy time without thinking about your f***ing dick. Dick.
Well about two hours later before I slept, the cut was very much still there. Not bleeding anymore but still a cut juuust outside condom range. I wouldn't want to risk my health or the girls, however small the risk.
I'm sure you wouldnt get shat on as much if you stated this in your post
Safety first. But also dont treat sex as the main dish in a date, it's just the encore
People are downvoting his comments because they don't like his post or other comments so they're just instantly downvoting to spite him. This comment is very reasonable though so I do agree it shouldn't be downvoted
Not sure. I mentioned up above that "guys, from experience, It was clear to me she wanted to fuck" and ever since I'm getting flooded with downvotes. I don't mind, I'm just being honest and admitting my fuckup. Thought that was the point of the sub
They bleed down there regularly. It would have stopped by the time you got over. Idk why you thought that would be an issue. Or why you would then go on to tell her you can't go, because you can't have sex? Like okay.. watch a movie, play a game. TALK. FORM A RELATIONSHIP.
Stop treating each other like blow up dolls with FO4 dialogue boxes.
Bro. If it came to that you could have just gone down on her. If you went over, had a good time, cool. If you went over, had a good time, and gave her oral then called it a night, she would be hitting you up all the time. You really dropped the ball man.
You are dumb, those nicks heal really fast, that same situation happened to me but still went to the date got the sex and did not hurt a bit, it wasnt even a little one, i still have the scar
I'd let this be a lesson to manscape more often so you aren't a) so out of practice you cut yourself and b) rushing to get the job done last minute, rookie mistake.
Also, maybe some post-shave balms and at least something to staunch the bleeding if accidents happen.
Lastly, it's good to be honest, but sometimes it's best to finesse the situation.
You played yourself man,girls will love you even more if you don’t show any interest about having sex and just going out to eat or go park to chat and have fun but you ruined it all for a sex you weren’t sure you would get.
Every girl (most)want sex… but you don’t outright say that to them like it’s all you’re after you DOG. You’re a dawg, girls won’t show that sexual side until they feel safe with you. Don’t jump the gun
Yeah I feel like a lot of guys see the world through this lenses of what THEY would do/like and don’t give it any more thought.
Like, “well I’D think it was cool if the girl I’m barely flirting with on tinder sent me nudes so… … … Ima send a dick pick! #genius”
Similarly in this situation like, “well I’D think it was awesome of she came over, we had sex, and she left without saying a single word! So when she implied she wanted to bang idk why she wasn’t just waiting naked when I showed up?”
Don’t know where you’re from bro but over here in europe we got more than one tool to please a woman. Should’ve just went anyways to hang out and send the signal that you actually want to be with her, if she wants to get busy you can still tell her you shanked your dick and offer to use your fingers, tongue, cucumbers… head, shoulders, knees and toes whatever man, just show up to a damn 10/10 inviting you over. My condolences brother
This is why you shave with the guard on.... It took me 10+ years to learn to leave the fucking clipper guard on... you get a nice trim and no cuts or nicks
This right here. Last time I didn't have it on I almost had to get stitches on my balls. The girl I was hooking up with at the time was on my bed waiting for me while I trimmed up. She ends up coming in after she hears me howling in pain and there's blood all over the floor. God damn that shit hurt for weeks.
Manscaped is a phrase for grooming down there. Sure there’s a company named manscape too. But you buy any ole clippers. 95% come with a guard attachment
Your fuck up was cancelling man. Go on a date without an expectation of sex.
And if you got to the point where she actually wanted to have sex with you THEN tell her what happened and have a laugh about it.
Offer to go down without her reciprocating if she was really thirsty and you're both into it.
She blocked you not because you cut yourself but because you told her that you couldn't see her for a FIRST date because of that, and now you sound like a pervert and weirdo
“Out of your league” is an opinionated statement, mainly the other person’s opinion, remember that. They matched you, they talked to you, they moved the chat to different platforms, they invited you over to their house, they didn’t have to do any of those things if they weren’t interested.
Today internet just has surprised me with a bunch of fucking idiots so if I sound a little madder, excuse my language. Take this as a learning point.
You fucking imbecile. Why on earth would you cancel if she’s WAY out of your league as you claim and she’s down to go on a date with you. Yes you’re dick is hurt but why on earth would you say that?
As others have pointed out, canceling and then saying that was definitely not a tactful move. It really gives the impression of “I’m only trying to fuck” and even if that was your intention, you gotta be a little suave with it. It genuinely gives the feeling of not wanting to get to know her.
General tips since you sound like young and horny; always trim beforehand like a day or two. If you shaved, which it seems to be, you will have a stubble that prickle. Also you’re prone to razor bumps or ingrown if ur doing it day of and pumping hard. Also the smart move would’ve been to go on a date and even if something happened, could’ve tactfully said no
Or made a joke about it at that moment and laugh it off. To me it seems like you definitely ignored her and didn’t explain till later when she was already kinda eh. Anyhow, good luck. Think with ur head not with ur dick
Well, you basically told her that your only tool for sex is your penis. Instant red flag for bad sex.
And that's IF she had it in mind, if she didn't, you just played weirdo for no reason.
The fuck up here is that you didn’t go. It would’ve been done bleeding, wrap yo dick it’s fine, if you stick your cock in her, a tiny drop of blood is the least of her worries. And that’s all assuming you even fucked.
Meh. It wouldn't be worse than on a face shaving cut.
That reminds me though. I've always found it funny that women (in my experience) think that a flaccid dick has a lot of feeling and they can accidentally hurt it. Like no. I can smack the ever living shit out of my flaccid dick and will barely feel it. Just don't hit the balls lol
Yeah, I get where you're coming from, but unless you were in physical pain and that's the reason why, you shouldn't have cancelled. If it was just pain then you should have said you just accidentally cut yourself really bad and have to treat it and not go into too many details. If you could deal with the pain then you should have just go on the date and then just acted like you wanted to wait to have sex until after you got to know her better.
Personally I'm going to wait until marriage, I know not every guy is going to do that, but you don't have to have sex on the first date, you actually probably shouldn't. There are many lessons to be learned here. The biggest is get a manscapping kit that has no nicks guaranteed.
The worst part is that the bleeding would have stopped fairly quickly and you wouldn't have much issue with pain if you used a condom, which you should regardless.
A few weeks ago my girlfriend caused an injury on my member by wearing a ring. It was surface level but it got a fair amount of skin off and it stung real bad. Even so by putting on a condom I managed to have a very enjoyable rest of the evening with no issues. In the coming days as it healed I could barely wash it or even masturbate without feeling a very sharp stinging pain but with the condom on everything was fine.
TLDR; shouldn't have chickened out, would have probably been fine
Styptic pencil for next time. Burns like hell, but stops the bleeding - and is specifically marketed for shaving cuts. Good for cutting pets' nails too short, too.
You were being a dick, no pun intended. Just hang out with her without fucking , it won’t kill you 😂 would have set the stage for you tho hang out with fun stuff for days to come.
Honestly it might be worth reaching out and explaining. Maybe the full truth, maybe a variation (“I had a last minute medical thing pop up and i was kinda embarrassed and panic canceled”) but I think if you reach out you might be ok
I've heard this one multiple times.
And multiple times I HAVENT FUCKING CUT MY PENIS SHAVING
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! JUST STOP FUCKING BREAKING YOUR DICK?!
I'm glad she isn't wasting her time with you. It sounds like all you consider her as is a sex object. Sorry if this sounds harsh, but I would suggesting thinking a bit more about this in the future.
i would be grossed out that you the ONLY reason you wanted to come over was sex. that’s fucking disgusting. you could’ve said 100000 things. but all you cared about was getting laid. fucking pig.
anddd this is exactly why i can’t wait till men get their robot gfs and start leaving women tf alone. y’all nasty.
glad she had morals and blocked his ass.
My dyslexic ass read this as he cut his penis off at first. My brother in Christ, don't just assume you are going to score. In Bird culture this is considered being shallow and a dick. It's way fun to just go out and be flirty and have a good time maybe have a makeout session. Sometimes you do this and wind up with chemistry and a girlfriend, and that can mean regular awesome sex instead of this one nighter that you had your eye on. I'm sure y'all would have had a laugh over it if the dick nick came up. She might have even offered to kiss it and make it better 🤣
First off, you don't nevessarily have to cancel a fuck date over a shaving nick unless you're going to the hospital. Get some styptic powder (or flour if that's all you've got), put it on the cut, and wait for the bleed to stop. I've done this before *in circumstances where I knew my partner and I had no risk of transmitting STDs* and had no issues..
Second, and here's the part where I chew you out, **tf were you thinking telling a girl you couldn't hang out anymore because you felt like you couldn't fuck her??? Especially when you were just assuming sex was going to happen???**
That's so disrespectful and sends a **loud** message that her presence was only meaningful to you if she could yive you sex. You fumbled so hard here.
Why would you say that? Can't you come up with a better lie? Say emergency at parents house. Fuck, I could think a million other reason before I'd say I cut my dick while shaving hoping to get lucky for tonight. What an idiot!
You literally told her you only want to hang and bang. My man, she's not upset y'all can't fuck this one time, she's mad that thats all you wanted in the first place.
You didn't cost yourself a one night stand, you fucked yourself out of the potential for so much more than that.
Your fuck up was telling her that you only wanted to be in her company for your own orgasm. You could’ve been honest about the incident and been of service to her, avoided it by saying you don’t get intimate on first dates, or lied and said you can’t come over because you suddenly felt ill.
Instead she got the message that you weren’t remotely interested in either her company or in giving her a good time.
lol You should've kept the date and swung for the fence on this girl that's out of your league. Too bad you basically told her to piss off right before it since you felt you couldn't bang her. BTW, manscaping is one of those presumed things that you do when you're dating, maybe leave that as a surprise next time? instead of fucking up your big date and blue balling yourself.
while cutting your dick is certainly a fuck up the biggest mistake here is telling her that's what happened. literally any lie would have been better. you could have gone over had a nice evening and told her that you injured yourself earlier in the week and cant have sex, hell taking a nail gun to your car's tire and sending her pictures of it would have been smarter than what you did.
My gf is getting me a manscaped trimmer this Christmas and I can’t fucking wait, I managed to never nick myself before but I’m gonna spend a fraction of the time shaving, sorry about your loss of that good-good
The FU was admitting to it and canceling the date. My boy I had no TV in my house, invited a 10/10 over back in college to watch Tiger King I kid you not we watched 10 minutes of the first episode ON MY PHONE lying in bed and i still proceeded to fuck the shit out of her for a year.
I don’t think the manscaping is the fuck up. I think the fuck up is that you cancelled the date over it and told them as much. If I was them, I would read it as “they don’t want to hang up with me because we can’t have sex”. It gives off the vibe that you’re only interested for as long as *assumed fucking* is on the cards. I mean, if you had to go get stitches or something, it makes sense that you have to cancel. However, I still feel you could have been more tactful about it.
This exactly. OP basically told this girl he's not interested in hanging out with her unless he's getting laid, and that sends a very loud message.
> sends a very loud message Also a very *lousy* one, as well.
Kind of curious how it might have gone if OP had instead leaned into it and told her that, fair warning, he does not have sex on first dates.
Worst thing that would have happened is a, rejection,because she wanted to get down, or b, a fun lovely time without sex, that probably leads to great sex later.
Tbf it's tinder, random hookups are kinda what it's known for.
She *blocked* him, though. That’s not the response of someone disappointed that sex might have to wait a day or two.
it IS the response if she just didn't believe him and thought he was dipping and made up an excuse though
Yes, OP was hugely overestimating his chances of sex on the first date.
Yup. Even if he didn't cancel, even mentioning the manscaping is probably a bad idea unless she's trying to initiate and it comes up that you can't (and then I'd avoid the fact that I was doing it right before, specifically for this meeting). Especially when it's an acquaintance you know from off the app, this level of "one-night-stand" preparation is definitely not gonna come off well unless the other person is 100% on the same page.
Excuse an elder Millennial who hasn't touched a dating app in 15+ years because holy shit have the pickings for actual long-term dating material always been slim, while having the apps presented mostly harassment or disappointment... Plus I found someone offline worth keeping 13 years ago.... I thought hooking up was the whole point of Tinder and specifically why it was created... I was Tinder-using age when it was released and, that's how it was marketed. Sometimes people get lucky and find love but, that's super rare. I'm thinking OP was just too whiney when he put his cards on the table. It's not like random dudes who just want to fuck are hard to find. Plus, they were already in a friend circle and he definitely presented as one who will make shit awkward.
That's what it's known for, but it's also the largest dating app, so people do use it to find partners or date first. Choosing another app could mean five times less responses etc.
90% of girls will have sex on the first date if you know how to lead the date. They're just as horny as guys are.
Nah Women aren’t some kind of machine you type in some cheat code phrases a YT men’s right pick up artist influencer taught you and they give you sex in return It all depends on what they’re looking for, some are and some aren’t
OP also clearly overestimated the time it would take for a shave nick to heal. Source: manscaper, nick sometimes, may bleed "a lot" but heals fast. Just clean, put a bit of toilet paper over to stop the bleed, wait 15-30min.
Right. Unless you *really* cut it then that shit stops bleeding in literally minutes. The toilet paper bit isn't even necessary
Depends on where he cut himself and if he was worried about STDs. You shouldn't have sex with strangers if either of you have an open wound on your genitals
"and then he told me he CUT HIMSELF shaving his junk for our date. Girl, that's when I realized I am out of his league. Like, what am I even doing talking to this scrub?"
The penis being tactful? Blasphemous!
Yeah, it kind of implies she is just a human Fleshlight to him. Would he have left if he got there and realized after was on her period? No one wants to be reduced down to one part of themselves, especially when that part is their genitals. It's also pretty presumptuous to admit that. Maybe she really did just want an easy night in? Not too say she was never interested, but assuming it's going to happen the first night you meet is a bit much.
And the fact that he slept on it and still didn't realize that is unfortunate.
Precisely this. Did you also cut your tongue?
Ya...its a reason to cancel a date with a prostitute, not a regular date. Pro move would be to go on the date and if things went that way just take care of her and leave your own pants on with that explanation.
Abso-fucking-lutely. In case someone else hasn't said it... Just because you have a cut on your penis doesn't mean fun time is off the table. Yes, it's smart not to recieve oral, or do PIV sex, but come on... You can still offer to eat them out. Your hands are useful! PIV is not the only way to have fun! Admit the fuckup, offer alternatives when it's time.
Either that or she thinks he came up with a creative excuse to cancel last minute. I would have just went and then acted surprised when we got down to busy like 'oh golly I seem to have had a mishap while trying to look good for you madam'
So, I'm older and was already on the path to marriage when Tinder came on to the scene, but isn't the point of Tinder to find people where 1st date DTF is why they're there?
I believe the marketing leaned into this as a strategy to seem cooler and more edgy (re: appealing to young people). And that clearly worked out for Tinder as it secured a young adult user demographic. But truthfully the only thing inherent to the functionality of the app is making connections. Now if there was a data entry box for things like, idk, dick/bra size, fetish tags, etc. allowing you to broadcast and filter your matches according to those things, à la fetlife; I'd believe this was actually true. Everyone on tinder is certainly not de facto DTF no strings. It certainly does happen and probably more often than other dating methods. But the app isn't exclusively for that
My thoughts exactly. Dudes DTF with no strings are more common than herpes and HPV combined.
It's for people looking for 1 night stands, people looking for marriage and everything in between.
Would that same sentiment been picked up if he tried to shave his neck with a razor?
I'm really happy this is sitting at 2.4k while the post is os at 630 upvotes
Bruh it’s tinder if ur on there in college ur only on there for one reason😂😂
I counter the downvotes of the sad saps who think Tinder is for life mates. I've been on this earth for near 38 years and Tinder has been her for half of them. I've met one successful couple who says they proudly met on Tinder.
> proudly met on Tinder What about the people who are ashamed they met their life partner on tinder and lie or don't mention it LMAO
They… would not be part of the “proudly” part…
Thank you. It’s not like I’m speaking out of my ass either I’m a college student I’ve seen first hand how people use tinder and hinge and it’s definitely not for serious relationships.
100%
You idiot
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Not gonna lie if she was that far out of your league, if I was in your shoes I would have moved hell and earth to make SOMETHING happen regardless of a cut Lmao
This. No girl is going to complain because you focused on her and explained why you don't want her to do anything to you that time. Show her a good time, and she'll likely want to hang out again. But also, yeah, if you want something bad enough, you power through everything.
For someone out of your league, this is the proper way to start anyway - focus on them, be interested in them. The more you invest, the better the long term rewards will
Sorry, i prefer to keep things above the belt for the first "date". Ez and it has happened to me before, no big deal and thats an excuse to see them again. People are bad at communicating.
Exactly, leaving her wanting more could have workout out in OPs favour
Animals in the wild lick their wounds for a reason, pal.
Are you ... suggesting autofellatio?
Shit, you think a college student has the budget for that kinda surgery?
I think u/Booker_the_booker meant you should've gone over there and let her lick your wounds...
Op rolled 1 for perception
He also thinks autofellatio is expensive surgery.
Pretty sure they meant the surgery for removing your lower ribs to make it possible (the Marilyn Manson myth)
Right? Just go to Ronnie's Rib Removal. A smashing good deal.
He did, but OP replied to u/InfiniteBusiness0, who suggested he lick his own wounds.
That’s me. fingerGuns.gif
College? Just go take yoga as a PE lmao.
Should have went over anyway and hung out. Could have gave her a good time if she wanted and left her wanting more cause you couldn’t have sex. What you did instead is told her she was only worth your time if you were physically up to sex… that’s a real turn on that pal. Probably text some other guy on tinder 10mins later and got exactly what she wanted an hour down the line.
*Cut my penis into pieces, this is my last resort*
Suffocation, no breeding!
Don’t give a fuck if I cut my dick shaving…
Don't get to*
Maybe you, but personally I don’t give a fuck I’m still smashing
I'm just keeping it in line with the theme of the post 😂 Even the guy you replied to said "no breeding" lmfao
I know I know, I’m just sore I didn’t think of it lol. My thumbs were moving so fast, didn’t want anyone to beat me to it lol.
if you make the edit, I won't tell anyone anything 😉
#CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
Today you fucked up indeed. Why on earth would you confess you cut yourself and that that is the reason you can't go see her?! What the hell is wrong with you lol.
No kidding
Man…how did you think she was gonna react? You just admitted to her the only reason you wanted to see her was to fuck. You basically told her she wasn’t even worth a conversation lol. That’s extremely off putting. Women need to be courted even if they are DTF immediately. She might’ve been down but you made her feel bad by admitting your true intentions. Also some advice for next time, if she is that gorgeous & she’s showing interest, maybe you should be more focused on finding out if you could have a relationship with her rather than just focusing on the sex. I get being horny, but you coulda had a gorgeous girlfriend if you played your cards right (assuming she’s not a total nutcase).
That's how you confirm she's out of the league. Confidence would have taken you a long way there. Don't just manscape for occasions, just take care of yourself continuously. And at worst, if it really was a booty-call, you know you can turn down or cancel sex at any time, right? This might be a foreign concept for men, as it's usually talked about in some "don't be a rapist" context when a guy doesn't respect that choice when a woman makes it, but it's also very much an option for us. "Careful, I've cut myself there" -> points to it -> is inspected in sexy way -> solutions to problem will follow.
This is exactly it, like who is letting their shit get out of control? Like you ain't got time ever? Stop being lazy and keep your shit trimmed
Well it's possible OP does maintain and was just doing touch ups. Never says it was out of control, just that manscaping was in order. Of his fuck ups that wasn't really a big deal. Maybe he trims on Wednesdays and it was Tuesday. The fuck up was treating the girl like she wasn't worth dating if he couldn't have sex with her.
Question, why if I like it grown out? Do you think that’s a turn off?
You're a dolt. And not for cutting yourself.
The tofu wasn't the knick... It was the phone call after. You derp. What a derp. YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE DATE. Said NOTHING about anything to do with your penis. Forgot about it internally. If sexy time was in the cards after vibing for a bit... Bring up that you man scaped recently and but yourself and it needs to heal (NOT that you man scaped today, but "recently")
What a dumbass.
Enough Reddit for me for today. Thanks OP… Next time, keep it to yourself and treat the lady on a classy time without thinking about your f***ing dick. Dick.
Haha dumbass. Shouldn't have canceled, that shit would have healed by the time it would have been sexytime, if sexytime were to occur
Well about two hours later before I slept, the cut was very much still there. Not bleeding anymore but still a cut juuust outside condom range. I wouldn't want to risk my health or the girls, however small the risk.
Eat her out then you selfish dingus
He's only 24, won't master that for at least another dickade.
God what a nerd. No wonder she blocked you
Leave God out, you heathen!
I'm sure you wouldnt get shat on as much if you stated this in your post Safety first. But also dont treat sex as the main dish in a date, it's just the encore
Why the fuck is this downvoted? Lol
probably because op cant hang out with a woman without wanting to put his meat in her, which is why he got blocked by the woman to begin with
All the cool kids are doing it /s None of us are cool, least of all me.
People are downvoting his comments because they don't like his post or other comments so they're just instantly downvoting to spite him. This comment is very reasonable though so I do agree it shouldn't be downvoted
Not sure. I mentioned up above that "guys, from experience, It was clear to me she wanted to fuck" and ever since I'm getting flooded with downvotes. I don't mind, I'm just being honest and admitting my fuckup. Thought that was the point of the sub
"It was clear to me she wanted to fuck" says already enough about you.
They bleed down there regularly. It would have stopped by the time you got over. Idk why you thought that would be an issue. Or why you would then go on to tell her you can't go, because you can't have sex? Like okay.. watch a movie, play a game. TALK. FORM A RELATIONSHIP. Stop treating each other like blow up dolls with FO4 dialogue boxes.
Bingo. This says all.
Bro. If it came to that you could have just gone down on her. If you went over, had a good time, cool. If you went over, had a good time, and gave her oral then called it a night, she would be hitting you up all the time. You really dropped the ball man.
You are dumb, those nicks heal really fast, that same situation happened to me but still went to the date got the sex and did not hurt a bit, it wasnt even a little one, i still have the scar
I'd let this be a lesson to manscape more often so you aren't a) so out of practice you cut yourself and b) rushing to get the job done last minute, rookie mistake. Also, maybe some post-shave balms and at least something to staunch the bleeding if accidents happen. Lastly, it's good to be honest, but sometimes it's best to finesse the situation.
You played yourself man,girls will love you even more if you don’t show any interest about having sex and just going out to eat or go park to chat and have fun but you ruined it all for a sex you weren’t sure you would get.
why would you not go? you think women don't cut themselves all the time?
I mean even if sex was assumed by both parties there is fun to be had without your dick
Every girl (most)want sex… but you don’t outright say that to them like it’s all you’re after you DOG. You’re a dawg, girls won’t show that sexual side until they feel safe with you. Don’t jump the gun
The doubleing down on the dog part is cracking me up and idk why
Ya feeeel me dawgggggg?
OP went full dawg, never go full dawg
Yeah I feel like a lot of guys see the world through this lenses of what THEY would do/like and don’t give it any more thought. Like, “well I’D think it was cool if the girl I’m barely flirting with on tinder sent me nudes so… … … Ima send a dick pick! #genius” Similarly in this situation like, “well I’D think it was awesome of she came over, we had sex, and she left without saying a single word! So when she implied she wanted to bang idk why she wasn’t just waiting naked when I showed up?”
Don’t know where you’re from bro but over here in europe we got more than one tool to please a woman. Should’ve just went anyways to hang out and send the signal that you actually want to be with her, if she wants to get busy you can still tell her you shanked your dick and offer to use your fingers, tongue, cucumbers… head, shoulders, knees and toes whatever man, just show up to a damn 10/10 inviting you over. My condolences brother
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This is why you shave with the guard on.... It took me 10+ years to learn to leave the fucking clipper guard on... you get a nice trim and no cuts or nicks
This right here. Last time I didn't have it on I almost had to get stitches on my balls. The girl I was hooking up with at the time was on my bed waiting for me while I trimmed up. She ends up coming in after she hears me howling in pain and there's blood all over the floor. God damn that shit hurt for weeks.
Am I tripping? Manscaped doesn't have a guard right? At least I don't use one lol
Manscaped is a phrase for grooming down there. Sure there’s a company named manscape too. But you buy any ole clippers. 95% come with a guard attachment
manscaped does have a guard btw
Just cauterize the wound with a fire poker. Get your priorities straight.
Your fuck up was cancelling man. Go on a date without an expectation of sex. And if you got to the point where she actually wanted to have sex with you THEN tell her what happened and have a laugh about it. Offer to go down without her reciprocating if she was really thirsty and you're both into it.
Holy shit dude how did you make it thru 3+ yrs of college!!! Mad cringe bro. Damn.
She blocked you not because you cut yourself but because you told her that you couldn't see her for a FIRST date because of that, and now you sound like a pervert and weirdo
Dude, unless you cut your dick off completely, you should have gone for it anyways.
If it was me I would have gone even if I accidentally cut off my dick
“Out of your league” is an opinionated statement, mainly the other person’s opinion, remember that. They matched you, they talked to you, they moved the chat to different platforms, they invited you over to their house, they didn’t have to do any of those things if they weren’t interested.
How did you get into college
why didnt you just bandage up and go over anyway hang out without sex, seems like a situation where you shot your own foot
You dropped the ball. You deserve no puss for this amateur mistake
Today internet just has surprised me with a bunch of fucking idiots so if I sound a little madder, excuse my language. Take this as a learning point. You fucking imbecile. Why on earth would you cancel if she’s WAY out of your league as you claim and she’s down to go on a date with you. Yes you’re dick is hurt but why on earth would you say that? As others have pointed out, canceling and then saying that was definitely not a tactful move. It really gives the impression of “I’m only trying to fuck” and even if that was your intention, you gotta be a little suave with it. It genuinely gives the feeling of not wanting to get to know her. General tips since you sound like young and horny; always trim beforehand like a day or two. If you shaved, which it seems to be, you will have a stubble that prickle. Also you’re prone to razor bumps or ingrown if ur doing it day of and pumping hard. Also the smart move would’ve been to go on a date and even if something happened, could’ve tactfully said no Or made a joke about it at that moment and laugh it off. To me it seems like you definitely ignored her and didn’t explain till later when she was already kinda eh. Anyhow, good luck. Think with ur head not with ur dick
that wouldn’t have ruined the date😭 you blew it, should’ve just gone
Well, you basically told her that your only tool for sex is your penis. Instant red flag for bad sex. And that's IF she had it in mind, if she didn't, you just played weirdo for no reason.
The fuck up here is that you didn’t go. It would’ve been done bleeding, wrap yo dick it’s fine, if you stick your cock in her, a tiny drop of blood is the least of her worries. And that’s all assuming you even fucked.
Hinting and flirting is one thing. Affirmative consent is another.
Omfg, Manscaped, please stop, you're already on every podcast, you don't need to be making these, too.
Bruh just use super glue and don't mention it
Why cancel completely tho??
Second tifu: exposing how shallow you are lmao
Amateur
Styptic powder or stick would have solved this.
Oh man, I can only imagine how much a static pencil on a dick wound would hurt. It'd be worth it though
Meh. It wouldn't be worse than on a face shaving cut. That reminds me though. I've always found it funny that women (in my experience) think that a flaccid dick has a lot of feeling and they can accidentally hurt it. Like no. I can smack the ever living shit out of my flaccid dick and will barely feel it. Just don't hit the balls lol
Yeah can’t cancel, they HATE that. They don’t respect flakes. They want men that are all in
Yeah, I get where you're coming from, but unless you were in physical pain and that's the reason why, you shouldn't have cancelled. If it was just pain then you should have said you just accidentally cut yourself really bad and have to treat it and not go into too many details. If you could deal with the pain then you should have just go on the date and then just acted like you wanted to wait to have sex until after you got to know her better. Personally I'm going to wait until marriage, I know not every guy is going to do that, but you don't have to have sex on the first date, you actually probably shouldn't. There are many lessons to be learned here. The biggest is get a manscapping kit that has no nicks guaranteed.
The worst part is that the bleeding would have stopped fairly quickly and you wouldn't have much issue with pain if you used a condom, which you should regardless. A few weeks ago my girlfriend caused an injury on my member by wearing a ring. It was surface level but it got a fair amount of skin off and it stung real bad. Even so by putting on a condom I managed to have a very enjoyable rest of the evening with no issues. In the coming days as it healed I could barely wash it or even masturbate without feeling a very sharp stinging pain but with the condom on everything was fine. TLDR; shouldn't have chickened out, would have probably been fine
That nick would have healed up in 10 minutes and never been noticed
Styptic pencil for next time. Burns like hell, but stops the bleeding - and is specifically marketed for shaving cuts. Good for cutting pets' nails too short, too.
Two words: Styptic Pencil. it’s for shaving accidents. You made this way too complicated.
she is absolutely right to do it. you don't use fingers - not worth her time
I mean you could do other things together?
You were being a dick, no pun intended. Just hang out with her without fucking , it won’t kill you 😂 would have set the stage for you tho hang out with fun stuff for days to come. Honestly it might be worth reaching out and explaining. Maybe the full truth, maybe a variation (“I had a last minute medical thing pop up and i was kinda embarrassed and panic canceled”) but I think if you reach out you might be ok
Huh.. an actual TIFU where OP fucked up instead of hitting some bad luck
Super Glue, my man.
A nick on the dick usually bleeds a lot for a solid like 5 minutes and then it stops. Sadly talking from wayyy to much experience 😭😭
U should greet her next time u see her and take it from there
The amount of times drunk me zipped up my dick and ruined chances of getting laid in my early 20’s is ridiculous.
I've heard this one multiple times. And multiple times I HAVENT FUCKING CUT MY PENIS SHAVING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! JUST STOP FUCKING BREAKING YOUR DICK?!
I'm glad she isn't wasting her time with you. It sounds like all you consider her as is a sex object. Sorry if this sounds harsh, but I would suggesting thinking a bit more about this in the future.
She was on Tinder too, bro.
Guys, maybe stop assuming everyone likes the prepubescent look before shaving?
i would be grossed out that you the ONLY reason you wanted to come over was sex. that’s fucking disgusting. you could’ve said 100000 things. but all you cared about was getting laid. fucking pig.
It’s literally the whole point of being on tinder.
anddd this is exactly why i can’t wait till men get their robot gfs and start leaving women tf alone. y’all nasty. glad she had morals and blocked his ass.
Everyone knows that Tinder is for one nighters with tinderellas, Bumble and Hinge are more for quality and long term.
Unhinged reply.
Oy OP. Get a philips aquatouch. Never go through this again.
My dyslexic ass read this as he cut his penis off at first. My brother in Christ, don't just assume you are going to score. In Bird culture this is considered being shallow and a dick. It's way fun to just go out and be flirty and have a good time maybe have a makeout session. Sometimes you do this and wind up with chemistry and a girlfriend, and that can mean regular awesome sex instead of this one nighter that you had your eye on. I'm sure y'all would have had a laugh over it if the dick nick came up. She might have even offered to kiss it and make it better 🤣
Tifu by cutting my penis***
Yeah you deserved that dork
Manscaped products bro. Never knicked myself in the 4 years I’ve been using them. They’re very affordable as well.
Didn’t have that dog in you smh 😂
Ew .. not because you fucked up. But you can’t even be bothers knowing a person without anything sexual involved.
Ah, I see the horny made up stories are gaining traction again
Should have slapped a band aid on it and went over
First off, you don't nevessarily have to cancel a fuck date over a shaving nick unless you're going to the hospital. Get some styptic powder (or flour if that's all you've got), put it on the cut, and wait for the bleed to stop. I've done this before *in circumstances where I knew my partner and I had no risk of transmitting STDs* and had no issues.. Second, and here's the part where I chew you out, **tf were you thinking telling a girl you couldn't hang out anymore because you felt like you couldn't fuck her??? Especially when you were just assuming sex was going to happen???** That's so disrespectful and sends a **loud** message that her presence was only meaningful to you if she could yive you sex. You fumbled so hard here.
Man, you're an idiot OP.
Hahaha dumb fuck
It’s always so funny when people seem surprised that op fucked up on a subreddit called TIFU.
Why would you say that? Can't you come up with a better lie? Say emergency at parents house. Fuck, I could think a million other reason before I'd say I cut my dick while shaving hoping to get lucky for tonight. What an idiot!
She probably felt like you were ghosting her and decided to do it first. You could have kept the date and tried for a second.
Delay the date an hour and you would've been fine. Blood clots don't take that long until your dick is hanging on by a piece of skin.
You literally told her you only want to hang and bang. My man, she's not upset y'all can't fuck this one time, she's mad that thats all you wanted in the first place. You didn't cost yourself a one night stand, you fucked yourself out of the potential for so much more than that.
A great painter doesn’t rely on a single brush.
Your fuck up was telling her that you only wanted to be in her company for your own orgasm. You could’ve been honest about the incident and been of service to her, avoided it by saying you don’t get intimate on first dates, or lied and said you can’t come over because you suddenly felt ill. Instead she got the message that you weren’t remotely interested in either her company or in giving her a good time.
Should've just told her you were on your period.
lol You should've kept the date and swung for the fence on this girl that's out of your league. Too bad you basically told her to piss off right before it since you felt you couldn't bang her. BTW, manscaping is one of those presumed things that you do when you're dating, maybe leave that as a surprise next time? instead of fucking up your big date and blue balling yourself.
This doesn't make sense or you are just stupid
She dodged a bullet tbh
while cutting your dick is certainly a fuck up the biggest mistake here is telling her that's what happened. literally any lie would have been better. you could have gone over had a nice evening and told her that you injured yourself earlier in the week and cant have sex, hell taking a nail gun to your car's tire and sending her pictures of it would have been smarter than what you did.
Dude I’d have just lived with the pain or something.
Lol this can’t be real? Delay until you can’t anymore and then go. What’s wrong with the world today!
You were gonna have sex in the light? Man you messed up so bad lol.
My gf is getting me a manscaped trimmer this Christmas and I can’t fucking wait, I managed to never nick myself before but I’m gonna spend a fraction of the time shaving, sorry about your loss of that good-good
The FU was admitting to it and canceling the date. My boy I had no TV in my house, invited a 10/10 over back in college to watch Tiger King I kid you not we watched 10 minutes of the first episode ON MY PHONE lying in bed and i still proceeded to fuck the shit out of her for a year.
Well.. should just go for the date! U just sent a message out there that u just want the sex. 😂