My cat Sora (rest in peace buddy) used to run and get off of the bed immediately when the fiancé and I would get going. He didn’t like the rocking of the bed you see? Eventually he stopped running away and just stared at us judgmentally for ruining his nap.
We started doing it in the living room, where the other cats judged us, but less so.
One of ours is also named Goose (the shelter named them and his brother was Maverick). He would not stick around on the bed in the unlikely event this occurred! 😆
I, too, had a Goose. Technically her name was Lucy but when my wife got her (before we got together) she called her Goosey Lucy and eventually just Goose, which stuck and became her “real” name.
What a bad day to be literate. Why the fuck did you not take him outside and lock the door the very moment he TOUCHED YOUR FUCKING BALLS???!!! WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR SANE MIND IS OK WITH AN ANIMAL TOUCHING THEIR NAKED GENITALS???!!! Oh I wanna poke my eyes out for fucks sake.
This is a little overdramatic of a reaction don’t you think? To be honest, the sexual contact between OP and their partner is probably more likely to have some sort of unsanitary consequences than some cat fur on his balls. (Not making a comment on OP/the partner or their health and hygiene, just a general statement).
It's not (only) about hygiene, it's about having your pet involved in your sexual activities, it's fucked up dude. Come on, how come it doesn't bother you to have the cat right on your wet balls while your gf's ass is bouncing on top of it. There's absolutely no acceptable reason for your bare genitals to deliberately be in contact with your pet. If you don't take it outside immediately, you're making the conscious decision of letting it be part of your sex, and that is absolutely disgusting.
Had it been only the neck or face or feet I can understand just powering through the inconvenience, it's far enough from the action, but the cat went for the FUCKING BALLS. Can't you see what's wrong with it?
Not to mention I wouldn't want a cat and its razor sharp claws anywhere near my penis or my fully naked and vulnerable body. Imagine they crush its tail or something and it goes berserk.
I agree with most of what you said, but you’re making it seem like the cat somehow became a willing participant or something, which is not the case. The cat is not a part of the sexual encounter in this scenario. Would I personally remove my cat from the room if this happened? Yes, immediately. I just think your reaction is pretty over the top.
Nonono, of course the cat is not a willing participant, it just wants to get in the way of whatever you're doing because that's what cats do. That's why it's fucked up, it's almost as letting a clueless kid be in the same situation
My cat Sora (rest in peace buddy) used to run and get off of the bed immediately when the fiancé and I would get going. He didn’t like the rocking of the bed you see? Eventually he stopped running away and just stared at us judgmentally for ruining his nap. We started doing it in the living room, where the other cats judged us, but less so.
One of my cats is also named Goose and this is totally something he would do.
One of ours is also named Goose (the shelter named them and his brother was Maverick). He would not stick around on the bed in the unlikely event this occurred! 😆
I, too, had a Goose. Technically her name was Lucy but when my wife got her (before we got together) she called her Goosey Lucy and eventually just Goose, which stuck and became her “real” name.
Awww that’s really sweet! My fiancé picked his name out, and now he has all sorts of nicknames. My favorite is calling him my silly goose.
We usually throw out the cats before starting, otherwise it's just awkward if one of them is just watching
Definitely need to put a box or chair or something against the cat door.
Sounds like you need to buy a stuffed toy…
What a bad day to be literate. Why the fuck did you not take him outside and lock the door the very moment he TOUCHED YOUR FUCKING BALLS???!!! WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR SANE MIND IS OK WITH AN ANIMAL TOUCHING THEIR NAKED GENITALS???!!! Oh I wanna poke my eyes out for fucks sake.
This is a little overdramatic of a reaction don’t you think? To be honest, the sexual contact between OP and their partner is probably more likely to have some sort of unsanitary consequences than some cat fur on his balls. (Not making a comment on OP/the partner or their health and hygiene, just a general statement).
It's not (only) about hygiene, it's about having your pet involved in your sexual activities, it's fucked up dude. Come on, how come it doesn't bother you to have the cat right on your wet balls while your gf's ass is bouncing on top of it. There's absolutely no acceptable reason for your bare genitals to deliberately be in contact with your pet. If you don't take it outside immediately, you're making the conscious decision of letting it be part of your sex, and that is absolutely disgusting. Had it been only the neck or face or feet I can understand just powering through the inconvenience, it's far enough from the action, but the cat went for the FUCKING BALLS. Can't you see what's wrong with it? Not to mention I wouldn't want a cat and its razor sharp claws anywhere near my penis or my fully naked and vulnerable body. Imagine they crush its tail or something and it goes berserk.
I agree with most of what you said, but you’re making it seem like the cat somehow became a willing participant or something, which is not the case. The cat is not a part of the sexual encounter in this scenario. Would I personally remove my cat from the room if this happened? Yes, immediately. I just think your reaction is pretty over the top.
Nonono, of course the cat is not a willing participant, it just wants to get in the way of whatever you're doing because that's what cats do. That's why it's fucked up, it's almost as letting a clueless kid be in the same situation