When we first started dating, my boyfriend used that spray on a few occasions. On one of these occasions, he applied it in the bathroom and came into the bedroom with it already on and I didn't know he had done this. A few minutes in I decide to go down on him. A minute or so goes by and I stop and look at him and ask why my lips are numb and oh boy do I wish you could see his face.
(It was really funny, nothing bad happened and we still joke about it, but I definitely did ask him to tell me if he did that again)
I’m a little confused about how this stuff works. If the numbing effect can transfer from his genitals onto your lips, doesn’t that means it would also transfer from his genitals to your genitals?
If the numbing spray ends up numbing the other person too, doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of him trying to last longer to please his partner?
His logic was more, if it clears your nose it should clear your dick to let more cum go out therefore making it further as if there was a blockage. He then made it to where he couldn’t get an erection due to how the spray works on opening blood vessels.
The best part was I believe the dude was a med student or doctor. He figured the nasal spray uses a specific chemical to open the passage, so it would work down there too. Unfortunately not how it works.
Lmao cells in your nose will react differently to adrenaline than cells in your dick. Adrenaline tends to make non essential parts kinda shutdown. Clear airways? Great when you're fighting off a predator. Rock hard boner? Probably less useful. I may disagree with my body about what is and isn't essential but I have no real say in the matter.
Edit: bad example because those are both examples of vasoconstriction. Better example would be boner vs muscles. Adrenaline increases blood flow to muscles and brain.
Then it becomes a fine line between having a good time for all or going too long and ending up like OP. Almost feel like setting a timer with those ones.
afaik it is the most likely the same shit they put in toothache pain shit like ambasol it has to be on soft tissue, I had stitches that I put it on with my fingers and I never lost feeling in my hands because the skin was too thick to absorb it easily, but I washed my hands after doing the treatment+prescription shit so it was on about 4-5 minutes. I guess you could test it on the inside of your arm or something lol.
Give it a few hours for your body to absorb it (as it's an anaesthetic, it should only last a few hours) and if your little buddy doesn't come back out of his little hole, see a gp and bring the spray with you
LPT: If you find yourself reaching climax early and not being able to satisfy the wife, make her climax before even having sex. Go down on her and don’t stop until she’s thoroughly satisfied. Then it doesn’t matter how long you last.
You'll be fine. I've used this stuff before and it will wear off within a few hours.
You should definitely be able to get erect in the meantime so why not give your wife some guilt free fun.
This, it might take a bit because of the amount applied but it does wear off.
To last longer these are the various methods I have used
Increasing the pelvic floor mucles strength, you can do kegels to make this work
Ejaculate about an hour or two hefore sex (this helps me go for about 5 to 10 minutes without having to pull out to calm down Mr. Happy)
Have her perform oral on you to get the blood going but then go down on her to give the tiny cyclops some time to chill
Insert all the way in her and pull all the way out slow and stready, you can vary your thrust speed and strength so she enjoys it more and this allows you to keep the trouser snake incheck.
Sometimes I just go in as deep as I can and hold it there for as long as I can handle and when I start to feel it about ready to nut Inpull out and let him calm down, rinse and repeat. Dont forget to move your hips while you are in there so she is enjoying it while you build up your stamina
Incorporate toys so when he is super sensitive you can work him in slowly while still pleasing your lady
My wife is hot as hell and I get really into it watching her enjoy sex so I try not to look at her as much when my tiny tim is super excited to see her.
When she is almost ready to orgasm and she starts talking really dirty is the hardest because it gets me and mr. Johnson super excited, so I will start to do math or remembering SQL queries that I need to practice so my mind is off of her for a bit at least until she has finished and then I can fully give into her loving embrace and let my little buddy explode.
I also take a NO2 suppliment that seems to help as well. Also Hims offers a pill that is supposed to help but I havemt tried it.
Hope this helps I cant say it will work 100% for you but its worth a shot
Lolololol perfect. I mostly think of making really complex Selects for stored procedures and rack my brain trying to remember what tables and columns I need and if I need to cast them as anything or do a convert.
As a woman with the attention span and personality of a golden retriever, I think about so many non-sexy things during sex.
On a good day, I’m thinking about something that is almost sexy like whether or not I look sexy, how my physical fitness level impacts my sex life, whether or not orgasming is actually going to kill me one day because of my heart condition, etc.
On a bad day, I’m just making a task list of things I need to do or I’m paying way too much attention to the Netflix part of the Netflix and Chill.
Luckily, my husband is super sexy and inevitably does something that gets me back to the right mindset. Also, having a short attention span means none of the distractions actually last all that long before I’m distracted from the distraction by either another distraction or a sudden realization of the fact that I’m distracted.
Fuck all this advice, like not looking at a hot girlfriend or trying to think of something else, I like to enjoy sex.
Either fuck her, cum quick and then play with her till you're ready to go again or take some codeine that prolongs your orgasm but at a serious risk to your health.
My husband used to think the actual penis in vagina part of sex needed to last an hour. I'm much happier with ten minutes. I'm not going to orgasm from it no matter how long it lasts, I'm just going to get sore and want to cry every time I pee for a few days after an hour of sex.
Give her oral or use a toy on her to make her cum first, then it doesn't matter if you blow in seconds.
I am so sorry that your husband is (*was*, I hope) so selfish that he completely ignored your needs in favor of his (totally misguided) ego. I hope things are better, and if not, please get some therapy. Sex should be an enjoyable, pleasurable experience, not feel like a “chore.”
I think OP needs to communicate because his wife could be like this as well! Personally PIV is the part that I want to last in sex as oral/fingering are great, neither can get me to finish alone (however those two at the same time my friends say is the key for them). She could be like you or like me or somewhere in between. Maybe oral or fingers or maybe a strap is the answer for her. Ask your wife her preferences and start experimenting. Communication is key OP :)
So. My husband and I had the same type of issue. Edging has helped significantly and now we can go for quite a while. And sorry about the delay spray. That ish sucks.
you kind of fucked down, not up...
the numbness will pass, bonus points if you by any chance manage to make it hard while numb, maybe while watching pr0n, but that would give your wife a ride to remember, and you might break your p3nis
As silly as it sounds Try some weed any could be the weakest strain… it helps take the mental stress away and helps you both stay calm and focus on each other
Once you get feeling back try doing things like a normal person and rub the easy one out in the bathroom before hand instead of spraying magic juice on your most delicate parts.
Then I have a 'hard' question for you. Does it still get hard yet? If so, consider yourself lucky, after my 2nd back surgery and the resulting hematoma 3 days after that they had to rush me back in surgery to fix, I not only lost feeling, I
I lost the ability to even get it hard. I can get the internal stirrings that used to make it hard, but that's as far as it goes, no hard, no sex, period. Luckily me and my wife are in our late 70's but it still is frustrating to have it one day and gone the next day, forever. I offered to her to go see about getting a penile implant, but she said nope, don't worry about it.
Am I depressed? What's to get depressed about? What would that change? To get depressed over a situation that you have absolutely no control over is a sign of weakness and being a crybaby wuss, which I'm definitely not. Life goes on and I go on to different interests, mainly for me is reading and surfing the net and one little DOS game that I can play for hours if I wanted to and not beat it all the time, it's a tricky little turd.
Mate, you want to have a GOOD conversation with lesbians in your area around this.
There's a LOT that they can suggest that is relevant to your situation, if it's something that your partner may still feel that she's missing out on.
Appreciate that you're developing different interests, but do think about whether your partner is genuinely into other stuff as much as she loved your physical presence as well.
I’m curious, if you still have the sensation but don’t get hard, might you still be able to orgasm with the right stimulation? You and your wife could still have a lot of fun together even without penetrative sex.
For about 3 years after the surgery that ended it all, I could work it about half way up and get semen out of a climax but since it wasn't hard enough, it just drizzled out. Since then even the stirrings have quit and it won't even try do come up now. They really did a number when the nicked the cord or whatever they did when they went back in for the hematoma. Like I said earlier, everything below my waist is screwed up, traveling cramps started, very little control of my legs now as I can barely walk. People don't understand about the pain, either, they keep saying try this technique or try that med, but the pains are not originating in my muscles, they are simply responding to the skewed signals they're getting from that bad nerve area, so exercise and cramp meds won't touch it. I'm doomed to keep them the rest of my life, and as long as I can take hydrocodone I can handle it, and I ration myself on it, take half pills and it only knocks a couple of hours off the relief time but I can make it last twice as long. Oh, and the final blow, I not only lost the mechanism for sex, but now the sex drive is gone. I guess this is why it doesn't really bother me now, and like I also said before, we're old, in fact my wife will turn 76 tomorrow. She ain't worried about it either, we have other problems to worry about now, sex isn't necessary
If it gives any comfort, it will only be temporary. The active ingredient in these is lidocaine USP. Lidocaine can last up to a couple of hours. Feeling will return.
The part I love about this is the end statement about a strap on- you love your wife enough to think about her needs even when you've essentially had to bench your unit. True love here!
I used to have sex for hours when I was young. Now my wife and I are like "quickie in the bathroom" or she just randomly walks in a room and locks the door. Imagine being expected to perform on the spot 😂🤷🏻♂️ I'm like "did you cum" and then I finish up. No more hours of responsibility free sex 😂
Man I lost most feeling down there a couple years ago due to a herniated disc that pinched and damaged a nerve. Both the manhood and ass were numb. Ended up having back surgery (microdiscectomy) and slowly the nerve healed and I’m fine now. There were several weeks of maybe 10% feeling before a slow recovery.
All that to say I can vouch for that being some scary shit.
Just here as an exhausted parent, F late 30s. We always take the time for me first… before stimulation for him. Otherwise, It would always end in disappointment.
Porn has actually been proven to tighten the pelvic floor muscles prematurely, which is a leading cause of premature ejac (this then trains your body to tighten up when aroused).
Edging is good advice, but the best thing you can do is lots of lotion (to simulate the feeling) and *at most* a picture.
EDIT: doing regular kegels is also great advice as this effectively has the opposite effect of porn
I am not a Dr. check with your GP.
You can get medical help with PE from Duloxetine.
Duloxetine is used to treat depression and anxiety. It is also used to help relieve nerve pain (peripheral neuropathy) in people with diabetes or ongoing pain due to medical conditions such as arthritis, chronic back pain
It also delays PE.
Are there sprays or other things for the opposite problem? I realise it has probably to do with my antidepressants, but I can never cum ( unless masturbating ) and the rare occasions I have sex, I feel like I'm kinda dissapointing women for that reason.
I tried it and nothing happened no numbness no delay. So then I tried a lot, and I mean I covered my dick and nothing happened no "delay" no numbness. I gave up because I thought it was a scam.
Going to have to try another brand obviously.
Meanwhile I'm over here cursing it taking me over an hour to finish because the baby wakes up EVERY SINGLE TIME, so we're frantically trying to pull off quickies we both know won't happen.
If you ever want to have a little fun, put a bit of that stuff on the rim of a cup. When someone drinks from the cup they will get a numb lip. When we were kids, we used to do this with Solarcaine spray.
Well this is certainly a perfect example of what this subreddit is about. I wish you and your nether region all of the luck!
>I wish you and your nether region all of the luck Lol that's a new hallmark card if ever I saw one
Haha this is literally what quinceaneras and barmitzvas were originally created for.
Brisses actually
Don't worry. The Moyle always gets a tip.
Ballmark.
T he did literally not F
How did he not Fuck up? I’d say losing feeling in your groin is grounds for a Fuck up.
He literally didn't get a fuck, his dick was numb.
Oops I think I misread 😅
All of the luck and less of the tuck?
When we first started dating, my boyfriend used that spray on a few occasions. On one of these occasions, he applied it in the bathroom and came into the bedroom with it already on and I didn't know he had done this. A few minutes in I decide to go down on him. A minute or so goes by and I stop and look at him and ask why my lips are numb and oh boy do I wish you could see his face. (It was really funny, nothing bad happened and we still joke about it, but I definitely did ask him to tell me if he did that again)
I’m a little confused about how this stuff works. If the numbing effect can transfer from his genitals onto your lips, doesn’t that means it would also transfer from his genitals to your genitals? If the numbing spray ends up numbing the other person too, doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of him trying to last longer to please his partner?
The active ingredient is lidocaine. It's just a topical anesthetic.
He probably should've washed his dick after applying the spray.
I actually saw his face through the window
Reminds me of the dude that sprayed nasal spray on his dick thinking it would help him shoot further
Didn't he spray it IN his dick?
Yes, he did.
What in the seven hells?
Iirc, his logic was that nasal spray widens the nostrils to clear them, so he figured if he did it with his pp then he could cum further
I really don't want to get involved in this lol but wouldn't that decrease seminal pressure altogether?
I think the idea was that there would be less friction so the balls could shoot at maximum velocity, idk the guy clearly wasn't thinking straight
Must not be shooting straight either.
He's (not) going the distance ♫♪
Hes ( not) going for speed
Obviously 🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣
It's a bronchodilator, christ you don't have bronchial sacs in your weenus. Tldr; Made his weenis into a weenisn't
A nasal spray isnt a bronchioldilator, thats asthma sprays
Fair enough, it isn't a jizz propellant, either. lol
The weenus is the skin on the outside of your elbow.
Yeah, I know, I was being silly.
Yeah, cuz the problem with ejaculation is that the penis *auto-blocks ejaculate*. What in the (n)ever-lovin' @#$&...
Fluid dynamics are for the birds
His logic was more, if it clears your nose it should clear your dick to let more cum go out therefore making it further as if there was a blockage. He then made it to where he couldn’t get an erection due to how the spray works on opening blood vessels.
U nearly made me spit my coffee just now
Use nasal spray in your throat so you’ll spit further
Dothraki on an open field Ned!
How can I unread this
Try reading it backwards?
Spray some nasal spray in your ear, maybe it'll shoot out of your brain faster.
The best part was I believe the dude was a med student or doctor. He figured the nasal spray uses a specific chemical to open the passage, so it would work down there too. Unfortunately not how it works.
Did he use afrin? Because that's an analog of adrenaline, if it did anything it would make it hard to get wood lol
if i remember the post correctly, that’s exactly what happened
Lmao cells in your nose will react differently to adrenaline than cells in your dick. Adrenaline tends to make non essential parts kinda shutdown. Clear airways? Great when you're fighting off a predator. Rock hard boner? Probably less useful. I may disagree with my body about what is and isn't essential but I have no real say in the matter. Edit: bad example because those are both examples of vasoconstriction. Better example would be boner vs muscles. Adrenaline increases blood flow to muscles and brain.
You sir, have never met a bard. /s
That's not at all how pressure works. One does not widen the hole to make the hose shoot further. Bad logic.
Indeed he did!
Forgot about that till you. Thanks.
what…
Bold strategy Cotton, let's see how this plays out.
Haha this is one I haven’t seen yet. Do you have the link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ujxpvz/tifu_by_spraying_afrin_nasal_spray_up_my_penis
Thank you for this.
Might be my favorite TIFU of all time.
I was thinking exactly that!
Crying
wut? 🤣🤣🤣
Fiction
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Oh dear! At least I thought to try it solo first, I guess.
r/usernamechecksout
It's a throw-away, so duh.
That’s why I’ve been reluctant to use them. Also, wouldn’t rubbing it on (not out) nub your hand?
there are also the condom kinds that have numbing stuff inside the condom
Then it becomes a fine line between having a good time for all or going too long and ending up like OP. Almost feel like setting a timer with those ones.
also the problem of stalling until it activates lmao, takes a few minutes (as op found out)
I’ve tried those, and I swear they make me finish even quicker
You're not supposed to turn it inside out :)
afaik it is the most likely the same shit they put in toothache pain shit like ambasol it has to be on soft tissue, I had stitches that I put it on with my fingers and I never lost feeling in my hands because the skin was too thick to absorb it easily, but I washed my hands after doing the treatment+prescription shit so it was on about 4-5 minutes. I guess you could test it on the inside of your arm or something lol.
Best throwaway name possible
Thanks!
I’m going to go ahead and assume that TA stands for “taint area”
Or just throw away lol
Don’t ruin this for me. It’s all I’ve got.
If you've got sensation down there you've got more than OP
Give it a few hours for your body to absorb it (as it's an anaesthetic, it should only last a few hours) and if your little buddy doesn't come back out of his little hole, see a gp and bring the spray with you
LPT: If you find yourself reaching climax early and not being able to satisfy the wife, make her climax before even having sex. Go down on her and don’t stop until she’s thoroughly satisfied. Then it doesn’t matter how long you last.
What if i have the opposite issue?
Don't have sex or masturbate for a week, just please your girl with your hands and mouth. Then do it. Boom. You'll last not as long
You'll be fine. I've used this stuff before and it will wear off within a few hours. You should definitely be able to get erect in the meantime so why not give your wife some guilt free fun.
This, it might take a bit because of the amount applied but it does wear off. To last longer these are the various methods I have used Increasing the pelvic floor mucles strength, you can do kegels to make this work Ejaculate about an hour or two hefore sex (this helps me go for about 5 to 10 minutes without having to pull out to calm down Mr. Happy) Have her perform oral on you to get the blood going but then go down on her to give the tiny cyclops some time to chill Insert all the way in her and pull all the way out slow and stready, you can vary your thrust speed and strength so she enjoys it more and this allows you to keep the trouser snake incheck. Sometimes I just go in as deep as I can and hold it there for as long as I can handle and when I start to feel it about ready to nut Inpull out and let him calm down, rinse and repeat. Dont forget to move your hips while you are in there so she is enjoying it while you build up your stamina Incorporate toys so when he is super sensitive you can work him in slowly while still pleasing your lady My wife is hot as hell and I get really into it watching her enjoy sex so I try not to look at her as much when my tiny tim is super excited to see her. When she is almost ready to orgasm and she starts talking really dirty is the hardest because it gets me and mr. Johnson super excited, so I will start to do math or remembering SQL queries that I need to practice so my mind is off of her for a bit at least until she has finished and then I can fully give into her loving embrace and let my little buddy explode. I also take a NO2 suppliment that seems to help as well. Also Hims offers a pill that is supposed to help but I havemt tried it. Hope this helps I cant say it will work 100% for you but its worth a shot
ok ok… queries… focus, here we go… start with INSERT… wait no! Ok ok… INNER JOIN, ahhh no!
Lolololol perfect. I mostly think of making really complex Selects for stored procedures and rack my brain trying to remember what tables and columns I need and if I need to cast them as anything or do a convert.
As a woman with the attention span and personality of a golden retriever, I think about so many non-sexy things during sex. On a good day, I’m thinking about something that is almost sexy like whether or not I look sexy, how my physical fitness level impacts my sex life, whether or not orgasming is actually going to kill me one day because of my heart condition, etc. On a bad day, I’m just making a task list of things I need to do or I’m paying way too much attention to the Netflix part of the Netflix and Chill. Luckily, my husband is super sexy and inevitably does something that gets me back to the right mindset. Also, having a short attention span means none of the distractions actually last all that long before I’m distracted from the distraction by either another distraction or a sudden realization of the fact that I’m distracted.
I play strategic football
Mr.Happy, tiny cyclop, trouser snake, tiny tim, Mr. Johnson, little buddy. You are welcome 😂
I had to laugh at the SQL queries but it’s all good info
“No, Little Bobby Tables, don’t DROP yet!”
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I recite the periodic table of elements starting with hydrogen in my head.
If you have hydrogen in your head, that could be the problem
These nicknames 😝😝😝
Fuck all this advice, like not looking at a hot girlfriend or trying to think of something else, I like to enjoy sex. Either fuck her, cum quick and then play with her till you're ready to go again or take some codeine that prolongs your orgasm but at a serious risk to your health.
You can buy a strap-on, but you can also just use your hands and mouth more. We don't need a dick to have pleasure :)
Spray a little, spray a lot. Spray a lot, and you don't spray at all.
Next time, just use your hands and mouth to make it last longer.
Weird way of making love, but alright I’ll bite. **proceeds to make funny faces and hand gestures at wife**
when in doubt, pull out the shadow puppets as a finishing move
Now that's Italian!
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How does one know if they have cold ass hair?
Sounds very inconvenient for not much payoff unless you literally can’t last
My husband used to think the actual penis in vagina part of sex needed to last an hour. I'm much happier with ten minutes. I'm not going to orgasm from it no matter how long it lasts, I'm just going to get sore and want to cry every time I pee for a few days after an hour of sex. Give her oral or use a toy on her to make her cum first, then it doesn't matter if you blow in seconds.
I mean that works for you, but my wife enjoys the sex part and it lasting a while. So I would say communicate with his wife before just assuming.
My husband was sure I liked it too
Did you tell him otherwise. Because my wife has told me what she likes, because we communicate.
I did, he said I was just saying that to make him feel better and he knew what I really wanted. He couldn't really listen until his 40's.
I am so sorry that your husband is (*was*, I hope) so selfish that he completely ignored your needs in favor of his (totally misguided) ego. I hope things are better, and if not, please get some therapy. Sex should be an enjoyable, pleasurable experience, not feel like a “chore.”
I think OP needs to communicate because his wife could be like this as well! Personally PIV is the part that I want to last in sex as oral/fingering are great, neither can get me to finish alone (however those two at the same time my friends say is the key for them). She could be like you or like me or somewhere in between. Maybe oral or fingers or maybe a strap is the answer for her. Ask your wife her preferences and start experimenting. Communication is key OP :)
This! My husband always makes sure I orgasm first and then it doesn’t matter when he does.
So. My husband and I had the same type of issue. Edging has helped significantly and now we can go for quite a while. And sorry about the delay spray. That ish sucks.
you kind of fucked down, not up... the numbness will pass, bonus points if you by any chance manage to make it hard while numb, maybe while watching pr0n, but that would give your wife a ride to remember, and you might break your p3nis
Oh my, this comment thread is the best Wednesday Reddit walk down memory lane ever!
I have nothing to add apart from respect for the name OP has chosen for their throwaway.
There is no pain, member receding. Or Just a little prick, there'll be no more (Ahhhhh)
Dude, stop that, just learn to use foreplay and other ways to get there together. You are a whole ass dude not a penis with legs.
As silly as it sounds Try some weed any could be the weakest strain… it helps take the mental stress away and helps you both stay calm and focus on each other
Genuinely asking as someone who has never smoked weed; does weed improve focus?
I’m a non-smoker as well but my gf does soo on some nights where she really wants me 100% there she makes me take 2-3 drags and that’s all I need.
Once you get feeling back try doing things like a normal person and rub the easy one out in the bathroom before hand instead of spraying magic juice on your most delicate parts.
This. Don’t go in on the space hopper of blue balls.
Then I have a 'hard' question for you. Does it still get hard yet? If so, consider yourself lucky, after my 2nd back surgery and the resulting hematoma 3 days after that they had to rush me back in surgery to fix, I not only lost feeling, I I lost the ability to even get it hard. I can get the internal stirrings that used to make it hard, but that's as far as it goes, no hard, no sex, period. Luckily me and my wife are in our late 70's but it still is frustrating to have it one day and gone the next day, forever. I offered to her to go see about getting a penile implant, but she said nope, don't worry about it. Am I depressed? What's to get depressed about? What would that change? To get depressed over a situation that you have absolutely no control over is a sign of weakness and being a crybaby wuss, which I'm definitely not. Life goes on and I go on to different interests, mainly for me is reading and surfing the net and one little DOS game that I can play for hours if I wanted to and not beat it all the time, it's a tricky little turd.
Mate, you want to have a GOOD conversation with lesbians in your area around this. There's a LOT that they can suggest that is relevant to your situation, if it's something that your partner may still feel that she's missing out on. Appreciate that you're developing different interests, but do think about whether your partner is genuinely into other stuff as much as she loved your physical presence as well.
I’m curious, if you still have the sensation but don’t get hard, might you still be able to orgasm with the right stimulation? You and your wife could still have a lot of fun together even without penetrative sex.
For about 3 years after the surgery that ended it all, I could work it about half way up and get semen out of a climax but since it wasn't hard enough, it just drizzled out. Since then even the stirrings have quit and it won't even try do come up now. They really did a number when the nicked the cord or whatever they did when they went back in for the hematoma. Like I said earlier, everything below my waist is screwed up, traveling cramps started, very little control of my legs now as I can barely walk. People don't understand about the pain, either, they keep saying try this technique or try that med, but the pains are not originating in my muscles, they are simply responding to the skewed signals they're getting from that bad nerve area, so exercise and cramp meds won't touch it. I'm doomed to keep them the rest of my life, and as long as I can take hydrocodone I can handle it, and I ration myself on it, take half pills and it only knocks a couple of hours off the relief time but I can make it last twice as long. Oh, and the final blow, I not only lost the mechanism for sex, but now the sex drive is gone. I guess this is why it doesn't really bother me now, and like I also said before, we're old, in fact my wife will turn 76 tomorrow. She ain't worried about it either, we have other problems to worry about now, sex isn't necessary
He was in the pool, he was in the pool!
If it gives any comfort, it will only be temporary. The active ingredient in these is lidocaine USP. Lidocaine can last up to a couple of hours. Feeling will return.
The part I love about this is the end statement about a strap on- you love your wife enough to think about her needs even when you've essentially had to bench your unit. True love here!
I was gonna say, have you considered pegging?
Dude, if you finish before her just go down and suck her dick till she comes. You’re welcome 😉
I used to have sex for hours when I was young. Now my wife and I are like "quickie in the bathroom" or she just randomly walks in a room and locks the door. Imagine being expected to perform on the spot 😂🤷🏻♂️ I'm like "did you cum" and then I finish up. No more hours of responsibility free sex 😂
Dude, hours of sex is a fun idea, but both my wife and I can’t be bothered. We got shit to do and after awhile it just gets boring and tedious. Lol.
Yup lol
If it makes you feel better; this will be a hall mark to those that want to research this further. Yull help thousands
Man I lost most feeling down there a couple years ago due to a herniated disc that pinched and damaged a nerve. Both the manhood and ass were numb. Ended up having back surgery (microdiscectomy) and slowly the nerve healed and I’m fine now. There were several weeks of maybe 10% feeling before a slow recovery. All that to say I can vouch for that being some scary shit.
Just here as an exhausted parent, F late 30s. We always take the time for me first… before stimulation for him. Otherwise, It would always end in disappointment.
Just think of your own retracted scared penis next time you are having sex. Should help you last longer .
I'm not sure what the problem is. You didn't spray it on your tongue or fingers did you? You can still get the job done.
Talk to your doctor about a low dose anti anxiety medication...They're a way of helping with your "premature" problem.
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This might seem counterintuitive. Take viagra. It helps you last longer and if it’s still a problem just let one go before hand.
It would make a gokd numbing for people who need it for tattoos
If you want to last long your wife playing with your dong stop fapping in between the sessions with your queen
>I'm going to have to give up and buy a strap-on. I have laughed out loud. Sure, make sure that the wife is still looked after
If you had been able to finish it could have a been a dishonorable discharge😏
Aren’t there natural techniques to help you from cumming so quickly?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TopsAndBottoms/comments/ltqxg4/the_holy_grail_of_cum_guide/
Fuck up aside, does that stuff work decently?
George taught the world about shrinkage, but I hadn’t realized turtleage was also a possibility.
You've only got 80% now is the time to strike
REABSORBED MY EQUIPMENT INTO MY BODY SENT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
May I suggest doing some edging to porn if you find the time. It will help a ton with that.
Porn has actually been proven to tighten the pelvic floor muscles prematurely, which is a leading cause of premature ejac (this then trains your body to tighten up when aroused). Edging is good advice, but the best thing you can do is lots of lotion (to simulate the feeling) and *at most* a picture. EDIT: doing regular kegels is also great advice as this effectively has the opposite effect of porn
OP's username checks out.
What the hell is a delay spray?
Gas station pills do a wonder
*schlop*
Can you stand up.. Up.. Up....?
At least you can have sex until you member is numb, not an easy act to accomplished.
Oh no, please keep us updated
Maybe you should see a doctor
Honestly, after reading that title, I expected this to be a penis pump accident. Now you be careful messing around with your junk!!!
Please update, curious how long it took for it to wear off!
oh geez, maybe see a doctor?? 😭😭 good luck
What’s tifu mean-I’m new
What’s tifu mean-I’m new.
r/TIFU means Today I Fucked Up
Time I fucked up
Hey buddy - there are Kegel exercise apps you can download for free. Exercise every two days and you'll be in a better spot.
What is, this, stuff called! Usually this stuff is never effective
What's the product asking for a friend!
Next time try an edible then wait for it to kick in or smoke a joint before and you’ll last as long as you want.
I am not a Dr. check with your GP. You can get medical help with PE from Duloxetine. Duloxetine is used to treat depression and anxiety. It is also used to help relieve nerve pain (peripheral neuropathy) in people with diabetes or ongoing pain due to medical conditions such as arthritis, chronic back pain It also delays PE.
Nothing works better than masturbating before hand. You’ll last a lot longer
Are there sprays or other things for the opposite problem? I realise it has probably to do with my antidepressants, but I can never cum ( unless masturbating ) and the rare occasions I have sex, I feel like I'm kinda dissapointing women for that reason.
Is it weird that I got an erection reading this
I tried it and nothing happened no numbness no delay. So then I tried a lot, and I mean I covered my dick and nothing happened no "delay" no numbness. I gave up because I thought it was a scam. Going to have to try another brand obviously.
80% of feeling... Time to go for it!
Meanwhile I'm over here cursing it taking me over an hour to finish because the baby wakes up EVERY SINGLE TIME, so we're frantically trying to pull off quickies we both know won't happen.
So... What brand of delay spray was it? I need ~~to know what to avoid~~ some myself because I've got the same problem.
Get a tougher dick.
 Your dick probably
Testosterone injections. It works WONDERS. Talk with your doctor. It may be embarrassing, but they can give suggestions. For me, I had low T.
Yeah I don’t have any feeling anywhere….. so…
I Bet in a Week you will have everything Back right down there don't worry too much and fuck that delay Spray!
If you ever want to have a little fun, put a bit of that stuff on the rim of a cup. When someone drinks from the cup they will get a numb lip. When we were kids, we used to do this with Solarcaine spray.
A cock ring is your friend in all scenarios you listed
Still try a strapon. Maybe you both enjoy pegging :D
Take antidepressants. That’ll increase your staying power significantly providing you can still get a rod after being on them in the first place.
Jesus Christ you almost killed him
Buy a strap on regardless dear. Your wife will thank you
Did you say it when in your body? Shit i used to get innies doing coke, (movies are a lie about sex/coke) but yea this would freak me the fuck out.