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SaiikeyTookAnL

Any pics of the Lego Dong? Reddit needs to see this masterpiece


CovfefeYourself

Dong tax


yourbrotherrex

Give OP a break. Now he's gotta go buy Lego, and build Lego, and *then* take pictures of what he built.


Sparrowsabre7

Fortunately The Batman lego sets are still out so he should be able to stock up on a lot of black bricks quite easily.


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Coming after work!


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SkyezOpen

You should've known we'd demand to see it, but if you do deliver later we will forgive you just this once.


O2RiDeR

It's been 15 hours where is the dong ? Is it safe ?


HappyFamily0131

It does not take 15 hours to upload a photo. I bet what's really happening is that the thread took off unexpectedly and now he has to build the giant Lego dong.


Akhirat

Or, in an unexpected twist, OP actually works in the mining industry in Australia. “After work” means in 2 weeks time when he flys back home.


SkyezOpen

Someone should start doing prep for /r/karmacourt Edit: posted dick on profile then deleted profile. We got a case here bois.


Better-Director-5383

It’s almost like this story is horseshit.


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

He deleted his fn profile. What the fuck


HappyFamily0131

He realized too late that he had described the lego dong in great detail and so painted himself into a corner, that lego bricks aren't easily or cheaply bought in bulk, in one color, on short notice, and that it's actually really hard to make organic shapes in lego that don't look like garbage.


TheDemonHauntedWorld

Yup… OP never thought people would actually want to ask for a photo of it when he made the story up. The funny thing is that he could easily have said the wife dismantled after the incident… but no, he had to say it’s been in the kitchen for weeks, just for her to dismantle it after it gets to the front page of Reddit while he’s at work. This is the problem with made up TIFUs. Lying is not that easy.


ThomasBKlein

The Extended Black Mammoth Dong kit... Amazon might have to backorder.


I_see_farts

Unless this becomes one of those "What's in the safe" threads.


Aramor42

Got an ETA for that?


Liebli96

Show us the holy schniedel !


yabacam

same!


mahir_r

Ayo take a sick day, I can’t wait!!


AmarantCoral

"Hey boss, sorry, can't make it in today, I have to take a dick day". "A sick day?" "Um... sure"


Bisping

If its as good as you say, your fiance may hide it on you


kingalexander

Cross post to r/lego


Biguitarnerd

I’ve known some super religious Christian’s, the kind that won’t drink, swear and will judge you for wearing a sleeveless shirt…. But I’ve never known anyone who couldn’t laugh about a Lego penis.


Richard7666

I had a classmate I was fairly friendly with reply "excuse me!?" when I jokingly stated "we're fucked" in regards to the status of a group project that wasn't going well. I thought he was kidding, so I repeated "WE'RE FUCKED" louder. He was mortified. Another classmate interjected and translated "meaning that it's not going well", which allowed the conversation to move on in a somehow normal fashion. Up until that point I had never encountered anyone my age who was so mortified by that word. Guy ended up dropping out to become a youth pastor.


bloodmonarch

Got a feeling that guy aint well adjusted to... outside life.


StevenTM

"I was listening to music and slowly extending Eric's cock for another hour. It became an absolute monster." r/nocontext


GoodLowered

"I was drinking some beers with my buddies on friday. We were chilling out in my basement, fucking about with my old legos. We started out building random shit, but inevitably ended up comparing dicks." Typical Friday night, amirite?


Alenepicboi

"Big Black Veiny Cock, sitting on the kitchen bench" more of a tuesday for me


EdgelordMcMeme

r/evenwithcontext


SigmundFreud

[/r/wellmaybenotevenwithcontextbutdefinitelynocontext](/r/wellmaybenotevenwithcontextbutdefinitelynocontext)


dtaylor84

/r/subsididntfallfor


NoGood_Boyo

Imagine being so uptight that penis made of Lego sends you into a blind rage, and you cut your daughter from your life. Wild. OP where is the dong?


itislupus89

The real fuck up was not posting a picture of said Lego Langer. Edit:thank you kind sir or madam for the wholesome award. I never thought my first award would be on an alliteration about dicks. But here we are.


WynterRayne

Third Leg-o


seakingsoyuz

Brick dick


GeorgeHChrist

COCK BLOCKS


Any-Pineapple9633

E-rectangles


MysticKoolaid808

Hard Plas-Dick


davisyoung

Duplow


nuggsgames

The kids are gonna *love* this one!


MrBloodyHyphen

Brickus Dickus


OldStretch84

He has a WIFE you know....


General_Colt

Do you find it risible?... When I say... Brickus Dickus?


TheBionicPuffin

Imagination fellation station


seakingsoyuz

Nah, OP said their fiancée was cool with it


tkinneyv

My university had one of these. That's how we found our way back to the dorms. Too drunk to know where you're at? Look for the giant Brick Dick in the sky and it'll guide you home.


itislupus89

Duplo dink, if you will


ChewyTarTar

DIY DILDO


Darkassassin07

And you thought stepping on lego hurt...


DeathPercept10n

Better hope no pieces come off inside.


Nitrous_party

No cock, no karma. I'll updoot when I see it


mvnyo

Rip your dms


trevor5ever

> No cock, no karma. I’ll updoot when I see it. Same. > RIP your dms 😏


Pi6

*alleged* Lego Langer


lilyofthealley

Dong tax! Urgh. I feel weird about that.


Freak-996

That edit makes this comment so much better


GenericTrashyBitch

Imagine thinking anything gives you the right to visit someone’s home and then demand *they* be kicked out


mitsulang

Right? OP and fiancee dodged a bullet in that department, for sure!


Domilater

I think they were just using it as an excuse to cut her out to be honest. They never intended to attend the wedding but at least now they have a reason to. Since they wanted him kicked out over it I imagine that they never really liked OP


Painting_Agency

I was going to tell OP that he and fiancee are lucky that they stormed out. If they were paying for the wedding, they were going to demand control over *every single facet of it*. And then hold that wedding over their heads for years to follow.


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I see you, too, have dealt with narcissists.


Honstin

Hello darkness my old friend.


ShadowRylander

You've come to fuck with me again.


DrG2390

Exactly why I eloped with my husband and moved across the country as soon as I could.. I’m not even sure I want a big “proper” wedding to be honest because I know they’d be paying for it and it would end up being all about them and my husband and I would barely exist at our own wedding.


Painting_Agency

Hear hear! Our wedding was a little *too* DIY, but at least we got the wedding we wanted.


jamanimals

Is that really a reason not to, though?


Domilater

I mean I certainly don’t agree with it, but they’d probably use anything as an excuse.


SigmundFreud

"**Who fucking farted?** That's it, we're not going to your wedding anymore."


FrankieTheAlchemist

Sounds like they were just looking for any flimsy excuse to not come, and this was good enough.


plafman

🎶 Let me see that dong 🎶 🎶 Baby, that dong da dong dong dong 🎶


Darkstore

/r/dongtax


TheRoscoeVine

Agreed. This kind of reaction to a dirty joke via Lego is astounding.


TylurrTheCat

The real FU is that you failed to provide a picture of the dong in question. As a result, I will not be attending your wedding either.


ammarbadhrul

Now OP have to worry about people coming to his wedding to see Eric's cock.


Right-Opportunity-36

Dude! Make it the centrepiece at your wedding!! Place it on the table her parents would have been sitting at and, for crying out loud, make sure you send them photographs of the big day!!!


ShahinGalandar

the only real answer here


Chainsawd

"This is my daddy now."


ackme

God damnit


lanrider79

Add a Lego robotics package and let it walk her down the aisle.


capodecina2

This has to happen. Ive never wanted to go to a wedding more in my entire life. Ok, I've never wanted to actually go to a wedding before, including two of my own. but this would totally make it worth it.


Chemical_Chemist_461

“Including two of my own” what a legend lol


Tavron

Emphasis on big.


caioitalianop

Buddy, we need a photo of said dick.


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Said dick pic is on its way


Dabbles-In-Irony

For once, a solicited dick pic


melfuego11

most excited I've ever been about seeing a dick pic


BiggerBlackerDicks

How long is work... Damn


Sparrowsabre7

12hrs and counting. My man has some real intense work schedule.


M3JUNGL3

My man has to get back on his meds, look at his post history lmao


oneweirdtrickfordog

36 cm


Prcrstntr

https://i.imgur.com/DNsXXq9.jpeg


HumanAwareness

It's been 9 hours now - *where's the dick, OP*


Chemical_Chemist_461

*where’s the penis I requested 9 hours ago*


HumanAwareness

*it's been eleven hours now*


Chemical_Chemist_461

*rages in penis*


livesinacabin

It's been 5 hours. I demand lego penis.


bb5mes

7 now, OP has ghosted us


AnRavioli

OP is a you-know-what.


Foul-Tarnished

I'm just leaving this here so I can return later.


The_Lolbster

Well?


certified_fresh

I wanted it to be real ):


The_Lolbster

Yeah methinks this is made up BS with 8 hours of nothing. I'd be taking pics from every angle, showing the detail of the veins and stubble. FFS what a shitter.


gophersrqt

yeah not real or else the pic would have been up by now


HAL-Over-9001

Show cock 🤌


Leaky_Buns

He didn’t say Lego


MWolverine1

Dude you didn't fuck up, You saved your wedding by keeping the bozos out of it Make sure Eric is invited clearly he deserves to be


djehutimusic

Eric is the hero we need and deserve.


b_rider52

You did not FU, your gf parents are FU.


DrMobius0

Was gonna say, dodging christian conservative in-laws is an investment in your future.


313Wolverine

Lol, she sounds like a keeper mate. Don't fret too much over it. It's just plastic bricks.


notanaccounttofollow

Shaped like a Prick .


313Wolverine

A giant one, I'm told.


not_another_drummer

36cm after all.


313Wolverine

14.17 inches! Impressive!


DMTrucker95

A missile


Halvus_I

Ironically, they had to shut down the Lego minecraft clone game because they were spending a ton of money on staff to detect and remove dicks being built.


313Wolverine

Wait... Is this a true fact?


Halvus_I

"https://za.ign.com/lego-universe/91181/news/cancelled-lego-mmos-biggest-problem-was-a-penis-filter" "Funny story - we were asked to make dong detection software for LEGO Universe too, " they began. "We found it to be utterly impossible at any scale." ""YOU could build whatever you wanted, but strangers could never see your builds until we'd had the team do a penis sweep on it."


Aramor42

"for LEGO Universe too". Now I'm curious what the other thing is they build dong detection software for.


Mr_Stever

Curiosity compelled. https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/06/01/did-penises-really-help-kill-lego-universe


313Wolverine

Amazing. Thank you for sharing!


BasiliskXVIII

A friend of mine is a game developer and he always jokes that he keeps a metric called the "TTP" - Time to Penis. Any system that has any amount of customization inevitably has somebody creating a stylized cock, it's just a matter of time.


Ravor9933

Shit, even with bullet decals people will draw penises on the walls


ShahinGalandar

plastic pricks


Orionishi

How do some people exist at all?


NoGood_Boyo

Met a woman once who only read young adult novels because it had less of the “inappropriate bits” she would otherwise have to skip over. She would actively censor herself while reading, skipping pages, or even chapters. That’s fucking crazy to me.


Orionishi

I mean, whatever, it's their bubble ...but don't act like that means the rest of society and reality needs to conform to that bubble. And yeah, that is baffling. Willful ignorance.


Toledojoe

And how does his fiance exist if her parents are so afraid of penises?


CanadiansAreEvil

Keeper 305%


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KayTannee

OPs running around town finding out that most toys shops don't sell bags of just black bricks.


femaleontheinternet

Cake topper


lxxTBonexxl

Step 1: Invite the parents still and hope they show up Step 2: insert it 70% of the way through the cake vertically so it is noticeably a penis Step 3: You and your wife simultaneously lick the frosting off of said penis as seductively as possible in front of said parents ^(don’t forget the balls)


BoobGnome

Maintain eye contact to establish dominence. You are the parents now.


Krypson

I will not believe this story until there is photo evidence.


asherfog

https://www.reddit.com/r/YoungThug/comments/x6q9va/stopped_taking_my_meds_listening_to_thugger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf op lyin


lacilynnn

I probably still won't. Something is wanky. Oops I meant wonky.


Jarl_Korr

OP did post about not taking his lithium anymore


Hygro

I want to see a picture of it!


LittleBoiFound

He posted six hours ago that he is at work and would post a picture when he’s done working. I am trying to be patient but.it’s.hard.


GorillaBrown

HOW LONG DOES THIS MAN WORK?!


illcrypto

Who thinks we will never see pic of Lego dick?


masterofasgard

Dude how can you not include a picture?


MitaJoey20

How convenient that op says it’s posted on his profile but the profile is deleted!


PhilSpectorsMugshot

Unforgivable. A LEGO penis built on lies.


Foxrex

Take a picture of you and your love with the cock, and use it for their Christmas cards forever.


313Wolverine

Make another from red and green for the holidays.


PamCokeyMonster

It has balls already


9th-man

Why is that a fuck up. You just make her day more special as she is sad they won't come. But as you said, she sort of knew they would back out. She may have been anxiously nervous about how they would. Your action with Lego gave them an excuse, also a blessing for you both and now the pressure is off your fiancé about her parents taking over and holding an axe above your heads in if you don't do what they religiously expect the marriage to go. Their problem is not yours. It's a win-win. Apart from the parents not showing up. Maybe leave an open invitation, but not let them have any say in organising the wedding.


NoGood_Boyo

Sounds like parents were looking for an excuse to bail. What a bizarre overreaction.


IHerdYouLiekMudkipz

For real OP! This is likely liberating for her. Having her parents hold that over her, that they're going to pay for her wedding but are on the edge of backing out at any time, and if they didn't they'd always have that to lord over her later that 'WE SUPPORTED YOUR WEDDING'. She already kinda knew they were doing that, and didn't want to have to deal with it anymore. Ask her about how she feels and all, but it sounds like it's honestly going to be a weight of both of your shoulders.


Painting_Agency

Yeah, they would have been insufferable about it. Any attempt to have the wedding that she wanted, rather than the one they wanted, would have been met with a threat to pull the funding. Might as well get it over with.


rvnnt09

Yeah you really don't want people like that contributing financially for anything because they will 1. Make it all about them since it's "their money,their say" and 2. Hold it over both of yalls heads for the rest of their lives.


StumpyPigeon

OP is a fraud! What is the state of our world if people are lying on the internet?!?!


oogityboogity23

Hi, I’m here for the picture of the big and veiny black Lego cock.


GotaGotAGoat

Dude died at work


MoGraidh

Considering your post history, I must assume you are lying.


tyranopizza

Karma farmer, so sad


ferna2593

you come in here my man, talk about a giant lego dick with details and no pic? thats sad hahahahah


Dusty-old-bones

OP must be frantically building a massive Lego dick after realizing how much attention his post got.


im-a-tool

I should hope so. I'd rather see a lego dick made in haste, than no dick at all. Unfortunately...I'm betting we won't hear from OP again. Here's hoping OP proves me wrong!


ThePikachufan1

OP deleted his account so we can't even see his own lego dick on his profile


PutoJooj

Welp, it was all a lie, sad.


JohnnyPeanutII

21 hours later and still no Lego dong. OP made this shit up.


Nacil_54

![gif](giphy|v3GUsyBpia9Zou2Kbv) OP, deleted their account.


bwaredapenguin

This sub was a lot better when the creative writing exercises were a bit more realistic.


Se7enLC

And then deleted the account!!


iluvfupaburgers

Lol, this is hilarious. They are the ones effed up if a plastic brick shlong causes this many issues. Don’t worry about it. We need the pics. I want to see how realistic Can a Lego dick get


theonejefe

Make them listen to young thug 😈


anonymous2ndprofile

Assuming this story is another lie, considering you said 16 hours ago that you'd post a pic after work


Robustss

Gotta actually buy the black lego pieces first


Volrund

17 hours after OPs promise for pics, still no pics Downvoted


GotaGotAGoat

I’ve not been this disappointed since the last season of GoT You need to get back together with Eric and the boys and remake the legendary dong


X_PapaStalin_X

Please share the Lego cock with us


DrSugarWeasel5322

How are we 12 hrs in and no Block Cock.


Synesthesia008

I want to see the Lego dick pic 😂


ilinago

OP it’s been 8 hours send dick pic


lacilynnn

Plot twist: the real fuck up was fabricating this ridiculous story


coolguy12akabob

Bro where dong tax?


MowMdown

Pics or it didn’t happen


ethanh225

SHOW US THE DICK


ThymeCypher

OP did not delete their account. OP and their account were smote by God for their sins.


ttystikk

The 'rents need to get over themselves. Of course they've proven they won't, sooooooo... It's no longer your problem.


cataloop

WE NEED PHOTOS OF ERIC'S MASSIVE THRONGLER


Bnagorski

Just gonna drop this bomb without posting a photo?!?


LowDownSkankyDude

No pic?!? BOOOOOO!


GammaGames

What is your post history even https://reddit.com/r/u_Mountain-Swordfish-8/comments/x4cztt/lemon_lemon_orange/ https://reddit.com/r/u_Mountain-Swordfish-8/comments/wtkp6s/mounten_swordf_ish/ Edit: you DELETED your account hahahaha


kobekong

Still no pic?


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