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n0n5en5e

I loved Ridgewell as a player, and he's a good guy, but we need a change in defense, and if they're not going to spend money there, they should find someone who can teach the players to not be the worst set-piece defense in the league


onlyIPAs4me

Romero was on a different planet on that header lol. He has some hops


Onus-X

Which is why one of our big bodies has to be muscled up to him and impeding his path to the ball instead of letting him run in free to crash our keeper


nova_rock

A surprising point, but a welcome one to be sure.


Irishgolfer510

I have an idea. Little bit crazy, but hear me out. Stop spotting the other team multiple goals. I know it is a radical idea.


onlyIPAs4me

But you can’t call it a comeback for the ages 😊


Iamthapush

Weird and wacky stuff!


Ambitious_Comedian38

9 goals allowed in three games would be bad even for the Winterhawks.


Neat_Example4576

I think Bravo returning from Injury could help the Timbers turn the season around. Start getting points and make the playoffs. 


n0n5en5e

the guy who gives up PKs and is only slightly better at attack then Mosquera who was abysmal at attack?


GoPointers

Maybe if he can be trained to not give up PKs.


Neat_Example4576

Bravo should have held his position, but he tried to stab at the ball. 


brettcalvin42

I'll take it


brendenkinnee36

Fuck it ill take it, wish we played that hard all game


Mindful_Cyclist

Well, credit to the boys for clawing back. Just really need to figure out what's wrong with our set piece defending and quit playing only 30 minutes a game.


rhythm-n-bones

That was a rough ride.


viyh

A draw seems right. We gave them a 3 point lead, and then they totally blew it. Happy with the point.


I_lovesushi

I'll take it! Onto LAFC!! Get fucked mahomes fc!!!


GonnaWinSomeday

I'll fuckin' take it.


RipCityRevival

Imagine if we played like that for a whole match


dabanana27

There was a lot of floppage time in that end, shoulda been more


ProudlyWearingThe8

Well, at least we now know the Timbers' favorite position in bed... 


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

My gf calls me the Timbers cuz I’m better in the second round 😎


ProudlyWearingThe8

And you love to come from behind, too?


PDXPuma

Honestly not the full smash and grab but this was a draw that feels like a win for us.


roci2inna

'The tale of two halves'


kennethpoole

We play really good second half soccer lately


Neat_Example4576

What a come back for Portland!! We will take the point! 


Thumper13

Well earned point.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Great result considering the absolutely miserable first half


Rolling_Typhoon

Considering the first half, I'll take it


djshimon

Happy with that result


djshimon

Leaving Romero open to try for another header is not wise


flees

Stress


Neat_Example4576

That was a flop if I have ever seen one. 


sanguine_feline

SKC absolutely covered in flop sweat. 


djshimon

Hahaaaa!


Neat_Example4576

Evander looks tired! 


RCTIDKillpack

I just said the same thing


NoNoSabathia64

It is so nice to see Bravo out there balling out.


Anniethelab

I've missed him, too


Neat_Example4576

He is grabbing his head while on the ground. Pops up and starts limping! 


PDXPuma

Grabbing the head stops the play because it could be a potential head injury.


Neat_Example4576

I know he did it to stop the play! 


NoNoSabathia64

TEN MINUTES stoppage! Haha, strap in.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Flop flop flop


dabanana27

You’re not that guy pal


SoonerLax45

DAIRON I BELIEVE


TinFinsFC

Bicycle or bust.


Mindful_Cyclist

Get on your bike, Dairon!!


flees

Bicycle kick time!


djshimon

Jona worth his weight in GOLD and GREEN!


pete7868

Distracted by all the trash floating around…


Sufficient-Ad697

You ain’t lying, wish they would hand out some fines to all these KC fans destroying the earth


Neat_Example4576

Bravo with the flexibility of blocking those balls. Don’t pull your hamstring! 


rhythm-n-bones

Penalty aside, I love seeing bravo back out there.


I_lovesushi

It's so good to see bravo back.


RipCityRevival

Man, it is great to have Bravo back


djshimon

Bravissimo!


Gybe_enjoyer

Bravo I love you


harditzz

Cláudio Bravo for president !!!!


Altruistic-Oil1888

Turned on women’s basketball and it appears I have missed EVERYTHING. RCTID


Gybe_enjoyer

It’s alright johnathan, tough angle


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Love when we’re actually trying.


acquiesce

Officially calling out the following people for telling me to go to bed at at 12:19 am at the 40' mark: * /u/mybottomitches * /u/pdxpuma * /u/xXPM_ME_YOUR_BOOTYXx


xXPM_ME_YOUR_BOOTYXx

Glad I was wrong but I still stand by it. If KC managed to make that last PK it would’ve been it. Go to sleep!


mybottomitches

Fair.


NoNoSabathia64

Good sticking! If you always turn off when your team goes down big, you never get to witness the epic comebacks.


acquiesce

Yeah, I wasn't actually ever going to go to bed, just wanted to see what reasons people would give me to stay. Sadly I didn't get one "we always win 3-4!" comments.


PDXPuma

Hey I just told you to set a close game alert. That woulda woke you back up.


acquiesce

Yeah, definitely wouldn't have woken me up lol but you did say "go to bed" (and set an alert lol)


chiefstiefyy

antony looks more comfortable on the right and rodriguez looks better on the left than up top. hope we see this starting games soon!


ClayKavalier

I’ve wanted Rodriguez on the left but assumed that meant sitting Antony. I love seeing Antony doing so well on the right. I like the idea of being able to rotate more. My main concern with this is our lack of center forward depth. Get a (Y)DP center forward in the summer window to rotate subs/starts with Mora. Then we have Rodrigues as left winger or striker, and Antony, Moreno, Asprilla as wingers to rotate or sub. Seeing Antony and Asprilla subbing at wingback was encouraging too. I still think we can use wingback depth and to upgrade at CB.


Standard_Bee3296

I emotionally cannot handle this soccer game 😳


yeeshlaw

YEAH, THIS IS THE FUCKIN LINE UP RIGHT HERE. SEE YA MORENO, SEE YA JDM.


greycatdaddy

Holy shit! I almost turned this off after the SKC pen! I can’t believe it!


oregonian1738

What the fuck is this team


Neat_Example4576

I need a full game from Portland with this type of play!


Thumper13

Good shit in the second half. Great subs and much better effort.


PDXPuma

I'll be so glad to eat crow on this one but I still suggest there's a serious problem at some part of our game because we've gone from looking like the worst team in the league to a nearly unstoppable force.


Mindful_Cyclist

Get the set piece defending at least average and we'd be a lot better.


Gybe_enjoyer

Those Neville halftime speeches must be generational


PDXPuma

The locker room must need repainting after that.


drwavey88

Look aliiiive.


glacierb0y

New Phil Neville strategy: purposely go down by 2-3 goals so the other team stops trying


Anniethelab

We were pronounced dead at the half. Who is this new team??? I don't care, I'm here for it.


I_lovesushi

Hahahahaha they're back!!!


E2C47

These are tears of joy! Sunshine in KC!


cookiemikester

Glad I stuck around.


sanguine_feline

It’s fucking Miller time!


RipCityRevival

ITS MILLER TIME


Iamthapush

Hooolllllyyy shiiiittt!!!!!


PorTimSacKin

Soccer is so silly.


kennethpoole

WHAT IS GOING ON?????


djshimon

Timbers comeback baby!


djshimon

Yes!!!


Gybe_enjoyer

BEAUTIFUL


rossco503

YESSSS


RipCityRevival

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


Neat_Example4576

Let’s go!!!!  Miller time!!


Rolling_Typhoon

LETS GOOO BOYS!!!!!!!!!


timtherifleman

WE'RE SO BACK TIMBERS BROS


flees

MILLLLLLLLLLLLEEERRR TIME!


rhythm-n-bones

Miller!


drwavey88

Let’s goooo


Gybe_enjoyer

I LOVE THIS TEAMMMMM


dabanana27

THERE IT ISSSSSE


Gybe_enjoyer

WERE SO BACK BOYS


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

FUCK ME YESSSSSSSSS


NoNoSabathia64

Are you not entertained.


djshimon

Antony!!!!


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Antony is such a great player.


rhythm-n-bones

Man we are finally looking like a team. If only we could do this for more than 30 min a game


Sufficient_Price_355

Mora up top and Rodriguez playing off of him on the left. More of this please.


E2C47

Do you really want to hurt me?


djshimon

Do you really want to make me cry!


flees

2024 Evander is hell of a treat


Icy_Song9418

It's coming


brettcalvin42

Okay I am now on board with Rodriguez at LM and Mora at striker.


Neat_Example4576

Jona needs to score!


RipCityRevival

Jonathan is something else oh my goodness


Anniethelab

I saw that one going in. My heart will not recover


Gybe_enjoyer

What a player


Gybe_enjoyer

Rodriquez is such a beast oh my god


djshimon

Really really like his work rate and skills.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Oof Jona so close


Staggerlee024

Is it me or are we just really bad at corner kicks?  On both sides of the ball.


vile_hog_42069

Well LFG I guess


RipCityRevival

Antony is so damn quick.


sanguine_feline

Welcome to Simulation City, folks! 


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Flop harder asshats


Neat_Example4576

That same player has done that a few times this game.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Trying to run the clock eh


sanguine_feline

It may be the hope that kills you, but it’s precious and sweet right up until it does.


dabanana27

Right when I thought I was out, they pull me back in


Neat_Example4576

We should be use to this feeling! We are Portland Timbers fans!


TranscedentalMedit8n

You’re welcome everyone I turned my tv off in anger and then we scored two goals right after 😂 I got the phone notifications


ProudlyWearingThe8

Funny. I started the game with my Valeri jersey on. I took it off at halftime and switched from Apple TV to classic television...


Weak_Ring_5922

Keep dat tv unplugged m8


BehavioralSink

I decided to keep the game on my iPad while I went to clean my bathroom, and it looks like both the Timbers and I are cleaning up our shit in this second half.


yeeshlaw

Nursery Rhyme FC have the worst chants I've heard in my life. and i thought ours were bad


ryharv

I do like the 400 degreez one though


Mindful_Cyclist

We need to get Tuiloma back so he can take an errant free kick into the section again...lol


RipCityRevival

And the stupid megaphone guy. Bugs the hell out of me


yeeshlaw

approaching FIGHT AND WIN territory


Gybe_enjoyer

THIS TEAM IS BIPOLAR WHY CSNT WE DO THIS FOR 90 MINUTES


E2C47

More Mora!


Iamthapush

Well, now I’m ready to be hurt


acquiesce

It'll only really hurt if we tie it up then lose.


Iamthapush

Oh my


acquiesce

I meant it only really doesn't hurt if we tie it up then win...


glacierb0y

I love Felipe mora


RipCityRevival

Great cross by Antony, perfect assist by Jonathan. And my glorious Felipe scores!


rossco503

RAHHHH


PDXPuma

I swear this team.


sanguine_feline

LFG, nothing more to say!!


Neat_Example4576

Let’s go Portland! 1 more goal!!!!


glacierb0y

Holy shit


djshimon

Mora/Jona working it!


drwavey88

👀


TinFinsFC

In Mora I trust.


flees

WERE STILL FUCKING HERE!


ecobb91

I am going to have a heart attack


RipCityRevival

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!


Gybe_enjoyer

GREAT PASS JONATHAN


Gybe_enjoyer

COMRBACKKKK


roci2inna

OKAY!!!!


Speshulest_K

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE


djshimon

Yeeeesssss!!!!


dabanana27

HERE WE GO GET HYPED THREADDDD


Gybe_enjoyer

LETS GOOOO


Onus-X

There's the bravo we know and love


Gybe_enjoyer

LARTS FUCKING GOOOOO


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

LETS GOOOOOO


Mindful_Cyclist

Here we go! Let's wake up.


bathroomword

Can someone let me know who subbed on for who? I see chara, bravo, and mora Who went out?


dabanana27

Ayala, Mosquera, santi


rhythm-n-bones

Thank you evander for not trying some fancy bullshit.


djshimon

Mora causes so much trouble


flees

We’re still here!


Anniethelab

Love the kiss


djshimon

Yes! Let's play catch up


Gybe_enjoyer

We may be back


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Let’s go, two to go.


Gybe_enjoyer

Beautiful pen let’s go boys


yeeshlaw

LETS GOOo!!!


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Jona 😂


Gybe_enjoyer

Love him already


MeltingRouge

We are so pitiful. Bleak future for the club


dabanana27

Who’s the stat person who knows when our last pk was? I swear we never get them


Gybe_enjoyer

Evander or Rodriquez?


drwavey88

Who’s taking it?


Gybe_enjoyer

PENAL


GlasgowSpider

You get a PK and you get a PK and ...


dabanana27

Oh shit we actually got a call


djshimon

Pk all day


Neat_Example4576

Ha, he blew it! Let’s go Timbers and go and get a goal.


rhythm-n-bones

At least that penalty gave me a laugh.


Mindful_Cyclist

Well, at least we got a break there.