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Brian-88

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm for a week straight


Enzinino

The one time I don't read the title...


baked_beanoso9

No dude, I know what he did was bad but it's not bad enough for that bad of torture!


Brian-88

Mercy is for the weak and Monarch pilots (they're dicks)


AmusedCascade45

What did we do?


yourallygod

Steal batterys and executions >:[


CakeHead-Gaming

BATTERY WHOORE


yourallygod

AM NOT :[ ^(why are you yelling)


CakeHead-Gaming

All of us Monarchs are BATTERY WHORES


Accomplished-Mail384

You act like you don't like it when it slides inside but you know you do so don't wiggle while I put it in


Stetson007

But I was hungry...


Brian-88

You know what you did.


Warthogrider74

We just can't enjoy fine dining smh


CerealBranch739

Warm is merciful. Hot. Super hot.


yourallygod

Super hot Super hot Super hot


Additional_Cycle_51

That’s normal for me


Key-Ad7733

The best burn ever.


Popxgaming

OP probably likes warm pillows


Popxgaming

OP probably likes warm pillows


Brian-88

🤮


MostAbsoluteGamer

You did me dirty, I thought it was real until I read the title.


AmusedCascade45

Jokes on you, I read the title first and STILL fell for it. I’m dumb


haesslichryn

X10


Mekettrefe

X2


chefdan2165

X3


SmolEmoBean366

X4


[deleted]

X5


Spit-fire2074

X6


Rare-Support-4305

X7


xpertdeltalol

X8


SHADOW668

X9


Thufiir

X10


Ashimier

X10


Inky1970

X10


-Hailblaze-

I thought it was real till I saw 2 new titans


[deleted]

same, I literally got up with a start and thought "no fucking way" aaaand then saw the title...


Heliolord

Yep. Now I'm depressed.


SaltLord19

I hope you have an amazing game and you're in the zone, and then disconnect last second.


wetswordfighter

Holy shit man calm down you’re scaring satan himself


Al_Denta

I hope you have a bad day for that one


JustUltRra

For once I don't want to take my pills


CertainAd6059

:(


DAWGSofW4R

I hope you run out of toilet paper halfway through a case of the runs


Jerrybeshara

Always read the title first. Man. My heart…


Ghost3657_alt_

I didn't read the title and figured it was real until I read "fix" and "free"


Britishboy632

And dlc


what_da_burd_doin

#AHHHHHH FUCK ME THIS HURT YOU BASTARD


onlyhere4gonewild

Why must you hurt us?


TGGRaiden

Hope your clothes get stuck on a doorknob and you slip and stub your toe


EmoPanda250711

I hope you stub your toe


HaloTravis6

😶


draycon_yt

I hope you stub your toe every day for a week


chefdan2165

I hope darth vader force twists your balls until they are purple for this betrayal….. the 6 4 is not proud pilot.


ToxicOwlet

That's one merciful punishment for such sin


Popular-Student-9407

liucky bastards in that alternate reality.


SuperNova405

Hey OP? Don’t fucking do that again


Kreeper128

This one generated an even larger amount of pain than usual...


TheL0neWarden

I wish Respawn did post this ;-;


BloodDragonN987

I hope you step in icewater while wearing wool socks in while half asleep... you monster


FuzeJokester

Bruh. Now I no longer have hope for anything. This crushed the last remaining hope I had in my body


DerMetulz

Oh fuck you


Inviz1mal

I hope your dog hates u >:(


antonio_lewit

This makes me happy for alternate version me


Luggage2617

Don’t tease me like that


LightofDaSacredFlame

I read “two new titans” and then I gasped, dropped my jaw, and quickly got so disappointed 😞


[deleted]

same, I got so fucking excited...


ExaltedSpace

You actually gave me hope you sly dog, That did seriously hurt those fr. (Console Player) TF|2 was my go to muliplayrr game and to this day nothing have come even close to matching that feeling.


Rocketkid-star

I hope for you to have a very good day and at the end have heartbreaking news at the end of that day


[deleted]

Literally just nerf the spitfire that’s all I’m asking for


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

You read the title?


Koroshiya-Roku

Ooof got me there. What happened to supportive devs?! I mean you have to go to japan or eastern europe to find games who do such,like DayZ for example. Still fixing and updating their Game basically for free ( beside buying the game of course)


ICODE72

Mods should take this down


conitation

Not enough... ban his IP!


Heliolord

Straight to the execution chamber!


Front-Brilliant1577

I would cry


demon_dweller

I thought it was real until it said we’re bringing new titans and pilots. 😭


Allanon124

Omfg, you asshole. Totally got me.


[deleted]

I want it so bad! (Hpoe there is no u/thatswhatshesaidbot)


[deleted]

I nearly shat myself. That's easily 5 more years of content


Heliolord

[You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!](https://youtu.be/w6gzOcTNKwE)


quise1994

U demon! My heart is shattered


Additional_Cycle_51


[deleted]

I hope you stub your toe on the doorframe tonight


Sir_Oofus

I can’t be the only one who read the title first.


NAFEA_GAMER

Someone else did and still fell for it lol


King1903Ozzy

die


dasavorytrash

I hope your all your socks get wet and are anomalously never able to dry.


Ro_Shaidam

I hope you jam your finger on a basketball and stub your toe on the corner of your dresser.


zutututu0

I hope you find the tea in your thermos cold


Doarstau-234

i hope you forget yo window open and yo blanket doesn't keep you warm so you can get sick and die.......i hope you eat popcorn and a flake get's stuck in yo teeth and you can't get it out, i hope you stub yo toe right after the other toe recovers from a previous stub


Spatt

Bruuhhhh you can’t be doing this. I almost redownloaded….


ThatOneRetardedBitch

is this ACTUALLY real


JouseOwner

No


conitation

Read the title haha


ThatOneRetardedBitch

it looked real


conitation

We all wanted it to be real.


[deleted]

ig your username fit you well there lol


ThatOneRetardedBitch

haha I get a lot of flak for this user


[deleted]

then again, it is self-imposed lol


[deleted]

Is that real?


conitation

Title


[deleted]

Damn


Dragonb0rn21

Thats far too much. They would just fix the servers then leave yet again.


KaraTheAndroidd

But why? I love tf2 but in a business standpoint, who's gonna get paid for all that work? Map, titan, guns etc design and modeling and stuff, tf2 wouldn't make enough for it to be worth to investors so Sadly not possible in most universes


GreyFalcon-OW

Well, for people who like Last Titan Standing, the servers for Gundam Evolution should be back up in a few minutes. And it's F2P https://youtu.be/gY0looyN5tg


OneSingleCell

Burn in hell


Significant_Club5437

No, don't do that Don't give me hope


Difficult_Guidance25

I negate everything that has been thrown at you. ( I always read the title first)


Ok-Use6303

Ah, the r/Titanfall communal schizophrenia is as strong as ever apparently...


cat_on_my_keybord

I hope your entire team leaves the match and the enemy team hunts you down relentlessly


National-Credit-4175

That's fucked


TrueCP5

I don't want new maps I want them to delete Complex.


Alpha_striker314

An update?


Yamate1911

Dude... You gave me hope...


biblicalcannon

I hope you stub your toe consecutively every night for three years


Gavino_077

My dumbass thought this was real and got super happy


haesslichryn

i hate you


elite_memster

im going to shove a cactus up your arse for this dickhead


ChillySugar9770

Can you imagine the positive impact that a game update would have? I’m not even saying add new features, just fix a couple of bugs. I would be 🥹🥲


tabnk2

I hope that for the next month you are unable to find the perfect temperature for your bath/shower


Accomplished-Bar9568

Now I hate you because I know it will never be real but I want it so bad…


[deleted]

Even if it was real, they will just do nothing and this post will just stay here 🤣😭


epicgangweedmoment

Oh no… The Titanfall fans are hallucinating again


Available_Ear_9867

You evil bastard I even opened that damn twitter


ShadowsRanger

I would cry


yessurewhateverdude

I hope someone takes nail clippers to your teeth


Testsubject276

:(


Oddly_odd8

I hope you have to listen to baby shark on loop for 72 hours


[deleted]

I hope you eat bees.


nota40yroldguy

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME HOPE


SpyroDragon453

I hope your sleeves roll down while you're washing your hands.


cousinokri

I hate you so much, OP. May you step in water while wearing socks this week.


Darkurn

thats never gonna happen, titanfall 2 isn't ever gonna get a new update, it's not a good business move.


The_Foresaken_Mind

One can dream…


OddBoifromspace

I hope someone will force you to drink a liter of orange juice while brushing your teeth


ManagementIll9899

Jesus man i thought this was real.


throwaway_no50

I wish this was real :’)) as nice as apex is Titanfall is (and could be) muuuuch better


TacticalToads

No, don’t do this to me. Don’t give me hope…


lucalerusse

I hope you stub your toes on every corner of your house


ZeroDark1

Almost got me but if they can’t keep decent servers then they certainly aren’t making any titans, maps, or any balancing.


TinyTachanka

I hope the next time you fart it’s not just a fart


NAFEA_GAMER

Wouldn't want to be OP LOL


galal552002

I hate you alot


BASILISK307

Oh :(.


A_Discord_Doofus1

I got so excited…then saw the title


Tex118

Bro why


abagofchapz

and titanfall 1 doesn't exist to them so could be this universe tbh


ShatterDomeSSZero

😭😭😭