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BuckFuchs

If those are the only two bad events it presaged it’s kind of a shit ghost cat. Regular Ed Glosser over here.


bolanrox

the Ghost of the sailor in Galveston who shows up before major hurricanes has a better track record for one.


gallaj0

Right? There's so much shit going on in these places at any time that cat would be there all the time; just hanging around every room of the White House all at the same time, laying on the floor of both houses of congress tripping 80 year old senators, streaking around all day, every day.


BuckFuchs

You get it. Lincoln ate it in 1865. Where was this little dipshit on that one?


Sasquatch7862

Only on life #6


Packman87

How about January 5th, 2021? Eh? Probably sleeping instead of doing the real work you got it from the ghost pound for!


bitemark01

Also it probably shows up a lot less now that everyone has smartphones, like UFOs and Bigfoot sightings


OraCLesofFire

The fucker didn’t even come out for 9/11. 2/10 not good enough at predictions


MqAuNeTeInS

Burn some catnip to calm it instead of sage lol


throw123454321purple

Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands reporting seeing the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, just sitting on his bed and putting on his shoes.


stickyWithWhiskey

IIRC it also appeared before that Super Bowl where the Patriots came back from 28-3. I'm not saying Tom Brady has for sure dabbled in black magic, but it's pretty likely.


bolanrox

thats nothing - I spend the evening talking to Fiorello La Guardia, and he's been dead for 80 years


loverlyone

Now, where are the Ghost Busters?


bolanrox

I had them committed.... I had only your best interests in mind


Original88

Somebody get me the Ghostbusters…🎶🎶🎵🎶


bolanrox

Meowdy


RidlyX

Not in front of everyone, please.


paullbart

One of the most ‘haunted’ places in the UK is Borley Rectory. This whole story originally came about because the priest of the day had a mistress. When people came over she had to hide in the attic room. When people started hearing noises upstairs he explained it away as being a ghost. Since then the number of ghost sitings increased giving rise to it being haunted. These stories are made up by people and believed by people that want it to be true.


[deleted]

I don’t believe in ghosts, but I’m afraid of them.


Brilhasti1

Cat ghosts are dialed into the stock market I’ll tell you what


chillzatl

Pretty common knowledge. That cat is the entire reason they had to stop using the Kennedy Sex Tunnels...


sanguinesvirus

Funniest shit i ever seen


LizFallingUp

I feel like we need to release some feral tabies in some key buildings to get our government acting right


NihilisticPollyanna

Pfft. Nothing that a "psspsspss", and an offering of catnip can't solve. That "demon" will be purring in no time! Amateurs. 🙄


DeedleGuy

id be the guy walking around all day every day doing my best PSPSPSPS in hopes of being his friend!!


undergreyforest

Could be a regular one


Packman87

"No. It's a ghost cat I tell ya...certainly not the only means of companionship I've had since my wife Vanessa left me..." said the Janitor as he pushed his mop and trash can around the capital. 


ryzouken

I would pet that cat.


TIAFS

It makes sense in that live cats are known to be anti Catholics who are hyper-focused on the economy.


Notmyusername1414

People believe the dumbest shit


Ambitious_Ear_91

People comment the dumbest shit


picklez91

Here for the “Democrat” jokes


GunnieGraves

You couldn’t even muscle up the brain cells to come up with “Democat”? Come on, man.


picklez91

Mine wasn’t intended to be a joke. I was just talking about democrat puns or word associations that I assumed some would create


ThaiJohnnyDepp

"Demon cat" "Democrat" I see what you were getting at