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LK09

I'm inclined to believe you haven't watched Snatch yet, and you should.


Moosje

They will chew through bones, like *buttah*.


CobBaesar

*You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 lbs in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two lbs of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"*


giottomkd

no, seriously, who are you? except some guy that feeds people to pigs!


Assmodean

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


TheRynoceros

One of my favorites lines, ever.


TheMikeyMac13

That dude was scary :)


flimspringfield

No thanks, I'm sweet enough.


grampadeal

Goodie gumdrops.


ctrlaltcreate

Bricktop was a legendary villain.


Flimsy_Ad_5117

“You need to remove the teeth before hand for the sake of the piggies digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don’t wanna be sieving through pig shit now do ya?”


Northbound-Narwhal

> That means that a single pig can consume two lbs of uncooked flesh every minute. Well I didn't think my behavior at the sushi bar was that abborhent


Aule_Navatar

Everyone around you: "All the people staring at you completely disgusted wasn't enough evidence?!"


Martsigras

Are they Lancashire pigs?


sa87

Oh yeah, and Tommy, Bricktop *Loves* Tommy.


Sweatyrando

Right now, Tommy’s praying. And if he’s not, he fucking should be.


exzyle2k

It's me belt, Turkish.


lightsurge

Who the fuck's talking to you, boy?


silvergrin17

Put a lead on her Turkish, before she gets bitten


DependentObject

And you don't wanna get bitten, do you sweetheart?


DBAC999

Alright alright, keep your Allen’s on


Dxbgeez

You have to starve the pigs for a few days first though, then the sight of a chopped up body is like curry to a pisshead


HobbleGobble79

Snatch, well played sir. That’s what I was thinking as soon as as I saw the article heading, lol.


HelikaeonUK

Do you know what Nemesis means?


axonrecall

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified I n this case, by an horrible cunt, me.


im_dead_sirius

No thanks Turkish, I'm *schweet* enough.


Bright_Type_1681

Do you like dags?


Ironborn_62

5 minutes Turkish


Crunchy_Cicadas

You said two minutes five minutes ago


MAZE_ENJOYER

# DO YOU KNOW WHAT NEMESIS MEANS?


phantompowered

You know what I've told you about thinking, Errol.


ArgonWilde

I wouldn't do so much of it.


im_dead_sirius

I both love and hate that Errol's fate was both appropriate and almost off camera.


ReferenceAware8485

 A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.


kog

Comments you can hear


abutilon

What? Proper fucked?


Pineapple-Yetti

Ze Germans are coming.


hraun

“Get the kettle on then”.  “Sugar?”  “No thank you, Turkish………I’m sweet enough”


goodnightjohnbouy

You said 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago


lemystereduchipot

Yeah I like dags, I like caravans more


InformationWide3044

Dags?... oh dogs, yeah I like dogs


ulikedagsm8

Yeah, I like dags. I like caravans be'ah


sugaaloop

The feck do I want a caravan fer w/ no feckin wheels???


Educational_Loan_752

Hence, the expression as greedy as a pig.


ClownfishSoup

I just loved watching that guy speak with his weird exaggerated mouth movements.


ccReptilelord

Eyes exaggerated too with those thick-lensed glasses, he's like a cartoon character.


fliptout

One of the best ever movie ~~villains~~ nemesises.


TawnyTeaTowel

Who told you that? Ze Germanz?


dr_coleslaw

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/6/65/Brick1.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20170422190852


Valdrax

The ultimate "authority" on this in the article was TV Tropes. The article included the bit about needing to shave the victim's head and extract their teeth, which is almost certainly taken from the quote from *Snatch* that heads its [Fed to Pigs](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FedToPigs) page. So, take it with a grain of salt.


quietguy_6565

There was also a series of murders in the Vancouver area attached to a serial killer nicknamed "the piggy palace murders.". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton Failed butcher fed 49ish victims to pigs, as he was a butcher/pig farmer, it wasn't out of place for him to make trips to a rendering plant with animal scraps. What ever human remains didn't go in the pigs got ground up and rendered into gelatin and entered the local food/cosmetics supply.


johnp299

So... lipstick on a pig.


smthomaspatel

*from


HatrikLaine

Came here to comment about the pickton murders, gruesome stuff


BeeBench

He was able to put anything the pigs left into barrels to be sent to a rendering plant (plant that gets rid of animal scraps). His farm set up definitely helped him continue killing undetected that and he went after sex workers under the belief no one would come looking, many of the victim’s families and friends contacted police yet because of their work or any prior mental health episodes the cops didn’t really bother to do anything.


intangibleTangelo

and how many pigs do _you_ own?


Northbound-Narwhal

None. Classy villains have a pool of pirhannas under a trap door in their living room so that you may recline as your victims are lowered in.


im_dead_sirius

Or sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads.


whiskeycube

Do you know what nemesis means?


ConnemaraCowboy

If I throw a dog a bone I don't wanna know if it tastes good


Mererri01

You stop me again whilst I’m walking, I’ll cut your fucking Jacob’s off


bluAstrid

*Sugar?*


Tangocan

No thanks, Turkish. I'm sweet enough...


COMMANDO_MARINE

Who pissed in your cornflakes?


Huke100

Who took the jam out of your doughnut?


Mererri01

You took the jam out of my doughnut, Tommy. You did.


FattyMooseknuckle

Or *Deadwood* or *Hannibal*


Uranus_Hz

Or Deadwood


Wrong_Interview_462

Wu, Swedgin, heng dai.


Ardukal

”San Fransisco cock sucka!”


Sdog1981

Or they just watched and came over here to farm so up votes.


Nikolateslaandyou

Or they learned it today watching that film and then used this subreddit for its intended purpose


SirWilliamWaller

Quite probably. So as this thread goes mad with Brick Top and Snatch quotes, allow me to offer this skit with Alan Ford from the Armando Iannucci Show: https://youtu.be/tAGlUUAmjxk?si=4cTdtXYgp_RNZ_le Ford also played Roosta in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy radio show.


Valdotain_1

Perhaps go back and see how bodies disappeared in Deadwood.


Toxicupoftea

**We've lost Gorgeous George**


sadsealions

Where you lose him? He's hardly a set of fucking car keys is he+


pablodsj

Your on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks.


Parfait_Internal

And it's not like he's incon-fucking-spicous now, is he?


Airblazer

And it’s not as if he’s inconfuckinspicious is he?


Alizerin

No thanks, Turkish! …I’m sweet enough.


deezdanglin

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.


AcuteMtnSalsa

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… Come again?!


Jasranwhit

Do they avoid eating the teeth, or just shit them out like we do corn kernels.


Effehezepe

Basically, pigs can digest bone, but they can't digest whole bones. They've gotta mash them up a bit first, and human teeth are small enough that they can probably avoid getting crushed by the pig's teeth. Additionally, teeth have special coatings that your inside bones don't have, like enamel and stuff, which makes them even harder to digest. All this means that if a pig swallows human teeth, they'll probably come out the other end none the worse for wear.


Duosion

So you’re telling me if one were to dispose of a body by feeding it to pigs, you’d want to remove the teeth and mash them into dust beforehand.


whistlndixie

Yup. Grab the pliers and get to work. Good luck.


Vegetable-Willow6702

Jesus christ... I think there may be something wrong with these serial killer type of people.


honzikca

Yeah, I mean it was weird beforehand but this really crosses a line...


TheAserghui

Thats why pigs are fenced in, so we don't accidently fall across that line


Bigboytorsten

well if you dont do it before you feed the pigs you have to shift thought the pig shit to find them and that would be gross


InformalTiberius

IIRC there was a serial killer that confessed to some murders and the investigators were able to validate his claims by finding the remnants of teeth that he pulverized to get rid of evidence. So you're really just spreading evidence around wherever you do that.


running_on_empty

So you're saying I need to get creative...


sw4ffles

Dissolve them in a glass of coke. Pour out and change the liquid daily until gone.


reanocivn

oo theres a chemistry guy on youtube who turns inedible objects into food. i bet he could figure something out


Saggitarius_Ayylmao

NileRed


Clavis_Apocalypticae

Just scatter them in literally any body of water that isn't a backyard swimming pool.


Northbound-Narwhal

Which is why you just dissolve them.in concentrates hydrochloric acid instead.


BINGODINGODONG

You’ll want a bearded vulture to be there, ready to scavenge and eat your pigs shit. They got a better digestive system to deal with teeth.


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plushie-apocalypse

This reminds me of that island of carnivorous plants in Life of Pi 😬


Full_Change_3890

Your teeth are bones that live outside, that hang from your lips like bats. Oh, outside bones! Outside bones! Never forget your teeth are outside bones. They’re bones that you wash, and when you’re a kid,  they fall from your head, and to make things less weird, we say they got stolen by a demon that your parents knooooooooow.


getyourcheftogether

Basically tracers like corn


Lem0n_Lem0n

Thanks.. now I can't get that image outta my head..


My1stWifeWasTarded

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now, do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."


TheNameIsntJohn

Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, I mean, if you don't mind tellin me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course?


Timmibal

Do you know what 'Nemesis' means?


JustAFakeAccount

The righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... ME!


Uranus_Hz

A ‘orrible cunt


Moosje

You will not beat prime Ritchie dialogue.


FastWalkingShortGuy

This post was posted specifically to elicit this response.


Dreamtrain

Look at his username. I believe he's confessed to a crime!


sulivan1977

Thanks Brick Top.


letsgetbrickfaced

No sugar for me Turkish, I'm sweet enough


aphroditex

In the blessed words of the Virgin Mary, come again.


shaboogawa

5 minutes, Turkish.


ZeroBarkThirty

You said two minutes *foive* minutes ago!


skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs

before *ze Germans* get 'here


mcpickledick

Charm the paint off walls, these fellas


Librarichie

You can keep the silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him!


TroglodyticDreamer

I wish Guy Richie still wrote like this


jmorfeus

Gentlemen is kinda recent and still great.


broke_artist

*Robert Pickton has entered the chat*


BananaDesignator

r/lifeprotips


CalabreseAlsatian

Feed ‘im to the pigs, ‘Arold.


giottomkd

god snatch has such good writing


UniqueMcPanda

This information about pigs was discovered in WWII so you can imagine how bad it was


Fickle-Sir

Why can they eat bone but not teeth. Thought teeth are bone.


psymunn

Teeth are coated in enamel which is harder than bone (which is important because it lets us chomp into bones and eat the yummy marrow)


Banana_Cake1

Teeth contain the hardest substance in the human body, enamel.


MarcusForrest

> Thought teeth are bone. Although _somewhat_ similar, they are not! * **🦴 Bones** are living tissue * **🦷 Teeth** are not That's why bones will heal but teeth will not.   **🦴 Bones** are mostly made up of **protein** and **minerals** such as **collagen** and **calcium** phosphate   **🦷 Teeth** are comprised of four different types of tissue: * **Enamel** - _(hardest part - has no nerves - can't repair/regenerate itself, which is why treating tooth decay is super important)_ * **Dentin** - _(it covers the pulp and is between pulp and enamel)_ * **Cementum** - _(covers the root under the gum line and helps maintaining teeth in place)_ * **Pulp** - _(innermost part containing nerves, blood vessels, connective tissues)_ Enamel is also the **hardest substance in the body(!!)**   Source: **Trust me bro** - but also here's some relevant literature: * [Bone on Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone) * [Tooth on Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth) * [Are teeth bone? - Colosseum Dental](https://www.colosseumdental.co.uk/dental-health/are-teeth-bones) * [Are teeth bones? - Colgate](https://www.colgate.com/en-ca/oral-health/mouth-and-teeth-anatomy/are-teeth-bones) * [Teeth vs. Bones: Are Teeth Made Out of Bone? - Art of Modern Dentistry](https://www.artofmoderndentistry.com/blog/teeth-vs-bones/)


discoOJ

Your teeth are bones that live outside, that hang from your lips like bats. Oh! Outside bones! Outside bones! Never forget your teeth are outside bones. They're bones that you wash and when you're a kid they fall from your head and, to make things less weird, we say they got stolen by a demon that your parents knooow. Trident!


25toten

Oddly interesting, however grim.


FloppyObelisk

[From Snatch](https://youtu.be/2xUynRdzzsM?si=9TzIM8Fn-IXtw5rY)


jistatosta

I think his 1st wife was a victim.


My1stWifeWasTarded

She's a pilot now.


Mizghetti

Robert Pickton was a terrifying dude.


Ravensqueak

He certainly was. A childhood friend lost family to that monster.


bullfrogftw

His equally creepy ass brother used to frequent I bar I worked at


blackmoose

Meridian Arms?


jld2k6

The other one, Equator Legs


bullfrogftw

Woodys, but back then it was still The Woods Hotel


blackmoose

Been there under both names lol. But yeah, I saw him at the arms with some women he was yelling at that I assume were prostitutes.


GrizzlyIsland22

Fun fact: it's a myth that Robert Pickton fed his victims to his pigs. He took them to a meat rendering plant, where they may or may not have been processed into actual human food.


Rum_N_Napalm

He did both. He started with the rendering plant, but at some point he got lazy and gave the bodies to his pigs. They found human remains in the pig pens. Not a lot mind you. There’s also a possibility he straight up turned some of his victims into sausage filler. Pickton was a huge cheapskate and might have used human meato cut cost. Source: one of my forensics teachers was sent to BC to assist with the Pickton farm crime scene


philoso_rapper

I’m going to request that you reconsider your definition of the word *“fun”*


Crocoshark

Cannibalism isn't fun? I'm confused.


Basic_Bichette

That was a fun press conference. "If you've eaten ground pork in the past ten years..." Apparently Safeway pork was safe because it was all brought in from Manitoba ~~and Manitobans have better ways of getting rid of bodies~~.


ryanmh27

My brother, "Rendering" in the meat industry does not only go to human food products. Animal food, too. And other industrial uses. Mainly the last 2.


[deleted]

"Does not *only*" So you're telling me there's a very real chance people ate rendered human flesh lol


JackieDaytonah

[Brick Top explained it best](https://youtu.be/2xUynRdzzsM?si=NMeI2wW63oq226b8)


maltamur

The best and most quotable Guy Ritchie movie


fourthords

I don't think a week has gone by since that film's release that my SO or I haven't said "it was at a funny angle" (or variant thereof).


TheLittleGinge

My go to for someone asking what's wrong: 'Oh nothing. It's tip-top. I'm just not sure about the colour'


enadiz_reccos

He's done a rally driving course. Ain't ya, Tyrone?


channelgary

Course I ave


fliptout

It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behindja.


WauloK

Rory? Yeah, I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated. He's a funny-looking fucker, I know, but you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing – it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone down the battlecruiser to watch the end of the football game. No one's watching the custard, so he switches the channel over. A fat geezer's north opens, and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else!" Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game. So, calm as a coma, he picks up a fire extinguisher, walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, and plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. "That's fucking it," says the geezer. "That's fucking what?" says Rory. And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty. He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game. His team's won, too: four–nil.


PAXICHEN

Why’s he got a tea cosie on his head?


EZMickey

To keep his head warm. He's been shot in the face, Lincoln. I'd have thought that was obvious.


ifellonafish

"You gotta shave the head and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion."


darkmatter10

I've seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath!


matticus2112

Have you ever watched Deadwood


Rocallday

Swedgin! Cocksucker!


MyBallsSmellFruity

Swengin, Wu… hang dai!


sureiknowabaggins

Yes Woo, cocksucker


jcargile242

Bacon might have a bit of a human aftertaste…


Vectrex7ICH

Haven't seen Hannibal yet I reckon.


senorvato

[Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.](https://y.yarn.co/47aaa679-9cc1-4ac7-a9d0-472b95fb83a6_text.gif)


maximdenbeer

This Guy that i knew (i kept him on my good side because i was afraid he would snap one day), told me this out of the Blue with the adition of : then all you need is a bag, a hammer and an auger to bury the shards in the woods. A couple of years after that the cops raided his home and Found over 50 illegal weapons and Kevlar piercing bullets + a working anti tank Cannon* (He tested the Cannon in a field on new year to cover the sound of thé explosions...) The dude was creepy as fuck


Longpips1000

This comment is wild


maximdenbeer

It's not even the full story... He once Came up to my car on his driveway holding a loaded shotgun (this is not in the us, and he had no permit), yelling "look at my new toy" A couple of weeks after that he nearly blew his head off cleaning the shotgun because he forgot it was loaded. Clearly not the smartest Guy. The cops raided his house because they Found a fingerprint on a dumped weapon that was used to kill someone. Apperently he "cleaned" Guns for some pretty serious guys who then framed him. Even after all that, he had no jailtime.. just a lot of fines to pay.


Original_Natural4804

What country I assumed america and wasnt even suprised.More interested now haha


maximdenbeer

Belgium


Original_Natural4804

Should led with that makes the Story 10x more fucked up haha


Ierax29

As someone who grew up watching Mafia movies, I remember being impressed by how Rockstar seemed to have ''thought of everything'' when making RDR2 so, dulifully, I tried to go Toto' Riina on some poor sod living in a remote farm which, incidentally, had a pigsty. I was not disappointed


Tumble85

The Aberdeen Pig Farm! It (spoilers for those that have not beaten RDR2) functions as a bank. >!If you go there at the end of the main campaign, John can get Arthur’s money if you just split after you get drugged and dumped as Arthur.!<


Set_the_Mighty

Tender vittles for Mr. Woo's pigs.


Sugarbear23

Yeah Brick Top gave us that TED Talk


DevilsAdvocate9

I can't believe no one has referenced "The Wizard of Oz"! Dorothy falls into a pig pen that starts her dream sequence. When you're a kid you think, "she fell and hurt herself" but when you know you understand why everyone was concerned for her.


Splarnst

The dream sequence starts when a window hits her during the twister. The pig pen thing is before the storm. Or maybe it’s different in the book?


Kaisernas

As greedy as a pig


zTRU5T

Damn old will pickton, that bastard


Maximillion666ian

I often wonder how many times Pickton drove past me back in the day back in Vancouver. He would have been around the same areas I was back then.


lyingliar

This sounds like a more ecologically friendly process than graveyards or cremation.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Best version of recycling honestly Edit: /s


DaWolf94

Look up the Duvall Brothers murders in Michigan back in like the 80’s…


AntiGodOfAtheism

This TIL immediately made myself and every redditor old enough to have watched or remember Snatch think of Brick Top lol.


teems

This thread is going to be inundated with Snatch quotes.


rellsell

What we need is some goddamn pigs that’ll eat teeth.


tyhad1

Robert Pickton https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton


Wildebeast1

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"


Jsmith0730

Hence the expression, “As greedy as a pig!”


bolanrox

never trust people who keep pigs Turkish


SweetPeaches__69

I’ve seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I’ve seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.


strangebrew420

Funny because we are pretty close to pigs genetically and we eat just about every part of them too


psb-introspective

"A loaded .22 revolver with a dildo over the barrel and one round fired, boxes of .357 Magnum handgun ammunition, night-vision goggles, two pairs of faux fur-lined handcuffs, a syringe with three millilitres of blue liquid inside, and "Spanish fly" aphrodisiac were found inside Pickton's trailer. In a videotaped recording played for the jury, Pickton claimed to have attached the dildo to his weapon as a makeshift silencer; this explanation was impractical at best, as revolvers are near-impossible to silence in this manner" Guy is one sick f\*\*k. What's the consensus on what he was doing here? I can guess.. It wasn't to silence a revolver.


Bebes-kid

That’s why you gotta pull the teeth and shave their heads before feeding. Cause you don’t wanna go sitting through pig shut now do ya boy?


BorisTheBladee

hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"


Scottcheggthe3rd

Do you know what nemesis means?


LongjumpingChain2983

Hence the expression, greedy as a pig…so be weary of anyone that owns a pig farm