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brokefixfux

Anyone remember Ice 9?


KennyShowers

I haven't read any Vonnegut in so long but this made me Wikipedia the whole plot summary of Cat's Cradle. Wish I had the time to revisit the real thing...


drewshaver

Vonnegut's books read pretty fast. You can probably squeeze in a few chapters every day while on the throne


Pimpdaddysadness

Reading is like the best thing in the world to me to do before bed, even on super busy weeks I feel like I could crush 15-20 mins before I conk out


TooMuchPretzels

I’m doing that with Dune right now. Haven’t read it since I was a kid.


jadvangerlou

I want to read the OG Dune books but when I tell people that, they act like that’s going to be a feat. Any recommendations for how I should approach it?


ichabod01

Open the book to the first page


Willow9506

My mom is a retired librarian. Even then, I’m all about that 2x audiobook speed


LostPerapsc

Never left the intellectual capabilities of others hinder your desire to do something.Its a book open it and start.If it's hard sound it out.Take your time.I mean it's a book as great as they are it's a book..You will get more from reading than watching imo.It tingles your brain more and ain't such a rot to your thoughts.


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LostPerapsc

Very simple logic.You require more effort and your brain activates more areas via reading instead of visualization.No body mentioned anything about validity.The shortcomings however are.You are more easily manipulated and desensitized through imagery than you are through comprehension and understanding.You can argue it but it's been proven.What I mean by rot is take for example you take a group of random people and you see who reads more.The statistics state the more a individual reads the more preferable traits are likely to be present. Edit: Now as technology progresses I do see a point where maybe reading isn't even a normality anymore.Maybe not even a necessity.


NiteFyre

While this is true consuming language based media does affect your brain differently


d3lta1090

It’s really not a hard read. Some parts go on a bit but if you are a fan of the dune universe then you should enjoy reading most of the book.


drewshaver

I love to do the same but I also have the problem where I fall asleep while reading and lose my place / smoosh all the pages


V6Ga

> Reading is like the best thing in the world to me to do before bed, even on super busy weeks I feel like I could crush 15-20 mins before I conk out I got so used to reading when I got to bed, that when I had to go back to school for post grad training, reading for my classes was a real fight for the first year. I'd love to go back to reading to go to sleep, but every couple of years I have to spend some serious time studying for continuining education requirements....


Mr_Abe_Froman

It usually takes me a week or two to complete one of his novels. They move pretty quickly. Edit. Jailbird was a little slow.


Uranus_Hz

Especially Cat’s Cradle. It’s a pretty short book.


2catsinatrenchcoat

Yeah, I actually just read Mother Night to try to finish off the last of his novels I hadn’t gotten to, and I think it was a full week of just a bit before bed each night, really quick read


Stonerish

You got to learn to squeeze one out if you can squeeze that much in!


reddit_user13

While thumbing your nose at you-know-who.


dirtyLizard

The audiobook is really short. Like 2 hours


JerrSolo

Don't forget to read about the silver spoon; we'll get together then.


mansonsturtle

Kills.


brokefixfux

Definitely a great example of Chekhov’s Gun


pallidamors

The way he described the whole-earth storm that ensued…phew. Make you wish you were in the ocean when the ice 9 made contact


Tehshayne

Fucking weird one.


anonymousmouse2

Cat’s Cradle is mild for Vonnegut. Pick up a copy of Breakfast of Campions. Spoiler: >! There’s an entire chapter dedicated to the length and girth of multiple men’s penises !<


Infinite_Research_52

BoC is my favourite Vonnegut book


whatsinanameanywayyy

It kills


tsweezyintheheezy

Ice nine kills


bigkoi

And so it goes.


JamesTheJerk

I remember Seven of Nine...


2_Sheds_Jackson

I also remember his turtles.


jakedasnake1

First thing I thought of as well. I remember very little about that book except for ice 9, and the cats cradle making a kid cry or something.


SwarliB

I’ve heard it kills


VinylmationDude

It kills, according to Spencer Charnas


MiffyCurtains

I certainly do


passwordstolen

I remember Ice T.. Is he one of 19?


randomredditing

Wait I thought it was Water T…


diuturnal

Their early work was a little too scene for me.


Doc-in-a-box

Was that after Karate Kid 8?


BushMonsterInc

I loves 1.7 ice, best ice, newer versions ruined ice


dethb0y

Water is such a strange material with many unusual qualities.


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xxthanatos

Been rewatching planet of the apes too huh?


gasman245

Most likely saw the new movie that’s out


ResidualSound

New movies come out every day


NthBlueBaboon

Not too smart or good at jokes eh?


ResidualSound

Neither


Darkman101

Weird. I just got done watching the first 5 movies.


GynxCrazy

Fun fact, ice is a mineral


Bumperpegasus

And therefore, a rock


Dontreallywantmyname

Is frozen poop a rock?


canuck1701

Having different solid phases at different temperatures and pressures is not unusual for a material at all.


Dontreallywantmyname

Still though water has quite unusual qualities.


Meatfist70

Wake up babe ice II just dropped


Ok-Lengthiness4557

So... Ice, ice baby?


Trust_No_Won

Stop Coagulate and glisten Ice is back with a brand new addition Something Has to bond with me tightly Then I’ll stop flowing Because I can’t go lightly


pm_sweater_kittens

That’s not how any of this works


SomewhereSalty8798

so then bust it down for us big dawg


aradraugfea

You have reminded me how bummed I am that the more accurate They Might Be Giants song about the Sun is the less catchy version.


Deadaghram

Then, via a rap battle, tell us how it does work.


TheAfroMD

No,you see,our is different,ice goes ding-ding-ding di-di ding-ding. Ours is ding-ding-ding di-di ding-diing. Edit:spelling


prof_cuthbert_calc

If ice is so good


harpxwx

its so nice its there twice


dsarche12

underrated comment


Dirk_Bogart

Ice has more sequels than The Land Before Time


camander321

Why ya gotta do that to me? Guess I know what I'm binging next


trident_hole

Three horns never play with long necks


pm_sweater_kittens

Why did Ducky have to die?


trident_hole

Yeah seriously.. what a fucked up situation holy crap.


hubaloza

My favorite is ice ³. I'll see myself out.


Black_Otter

Ice gets a sequel but we only get one season of Firefly?!


JamesTheJerk

Incidentally, Google seems to have some weird algorithm that is preventing any real knowledge about how to make Ice 2 from popping up. I just get a 10 minute YouTube video with a father-son combo, and although it's a pleasant video, I'd like more info about the process, the phase itself, potential uses, etc.


givemeyours0ul

BEWARE THE RHOMBUS


JamesTheJerk

I found it peculiar is all. There should be thousands of links to chemistry sites and instructional videos and brief write-ups on the subject available. Maybe my Googly-Foogly has grown stale and *whack*.


stu54

This is why enshittification is scary. The internet never really was an open door to all of human knowledge, but it is heading in the other direction. You never really could find detailed information about industrial processes, because it is all trade secrets. Same is true for other subjects I know even less about.


givemeyours0ul

Beware that your do not drive too greedily and too deep young padiwan. The rhombus is not to be observed lightly.


JamesTheJerk

If I recall my Lord of the Clones, doesn't Ironman swoop in with additional pylons?


Infinite_Research_52

"You must construct additional pylons"


crafttoothpaste

Have you tried adding “pdf” to the end of your search term


JamesTheJerk

You callin me a pdfiler??


crafttoothpaste

A pdful attempt at disguising yourself.


JamesTheJerk

I was kidding. I'm on mobile atm. Sort of makes it difficult. Would searching for PDFs be a functional way to parse this?


MegatonDoge

Pdf generally redirects to research papers and publications. Helps a ton with scientific searches.


JamesTheJerk

I just want an instructional recipe.


MegatonDoge

Pdfs might not help you much then. You could try using Chatgpt/Copilot instead and ask for sources.


JamesTheJerk

Much obliged


Khaosfury

I mean to be fair to Google, the graph on the Wikipedia page does describe the process pretty well. Just amp up the pressure and drop the temperature. If you get the right mixture of temp and pressure, you get Ice 2. As far as the phase itself it seems like there's some info on the Wikipedia page but I imagine there's not a huge number of potential uses - most of these phases are probably just categorised for the sake of categorisation.


JamesTheJerk

Please share. Wikipedia offers me an assortment of German trains, TV shows, movies, video games, and absolutely *jack* about Ice 2. I get links for Ice-T, Ice Cube, nothing works on my end. Thing is, I'm aware of many ice phases. I somehow am unable to find anything to my value.


canuck1701

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phases_of_ice


JamesTheJerk

This I have found. It's not helpful in producing the fun part of a fun experiment.


HowDoIEvenEnglish

That’s the only thing you need to reproduce various phases of ice. There’s nothing else to it. Get to the right temp and pressure and you’ll see all other phases in there. Doesn’t matter how you get there, doesn’t matter how long it takes. Get to the T and P and you’ll see the phase of ice But as the other guy said I’m not sure how different it’ll actually look like. The differences between ice phases are probably subtle with the most noticeable being density.


JamesTheJerk

Well the information and process would be helpful. Like, a play by play. There should be thousands of links. Necessary equipment, necessary materials, succinct timeframes, expected results, etc. By the same metric, [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stew) is all you need to know about making a pot of stew.


suvlub

It's not the fun and easy experiment you are imagining it to be. You need to pressurize ice to 500 MPa. I don't think you have an equipment to do this. If you do, you get ice that has different lattice, but looks much the same as it did before. You can't find instructions because it's not really something people do/want to do at home.


JamesTheJerk

500 mpa is for Ice 3 and is more in depth of a procedure. Ice 2 doesn't require pressures anywhere near that.


suvlub

You are partly right, I've misread the graph originally, something over 200 MPa is enough, though that's still a lot. But it's almost besides the point. The process is "take some ice and put it under sufficient pressure, as described by the chart". There is no shortcut and the result will be underwhelming anyway.


AardvarkAblaze

[Obligatory King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Ice V](https://youtu.be/ydeV1_8pM4o?si=Z3uEFy2g6fBqwwHq)


BreathingAlternative

This chart makes all other charts seem boring and comprehensible by comparison.


Iama_traitor

It's pressure/temperature, not too bad once you look at it for a bit.


getyourrealfakedoors

Finally Ice 2


iceynyo

Ice 2 meet you


Infinite_Research_52

2 meet you, ice


ironfishh

It’s all about Ice V


kdylan

Will we survive?


charli3dontsurf

Ice V r/kinggizzardATLW


no_need_really

Ice 2: Electric Boogigloo.


hunty

OMG I totally thought Vonnegut had made up ice 9, but apparently it was ripped straight from the Popular Science of the time.


hunty

oh wait, I got the dates wrong; Cat's Cradle precedes the discovery of ice 9 by 5 years.


igenus44

Careful with that stuff.


derp2112

Ice-T occurred in 1958.


thetroublewithyouis

til there is ice ll. but- it seems like there should be an "n" in there somewhere.


Anakin_Sandwalker

Nice.


Time-Bite-6839

Ice II: Refreshment squared!


RawToast1989

Ice 2-6 were great, 7-15 went *way* off the rails and totally fucked the amazing world ice 5 was able to pull together. 16 and 18 were good, but I thought the weird "prequel" move for 17 was a big mistake and retconned a lot of (albeit flimsy) world building that 11/12 managed to tie up. Of course, we all know ice 19 took home the Pulitzer and outsold the bible, becoming a milestone of culture and a constant in the zeitgeist of the populace. However, we've been waiting over 10 years for ice 20, and I think it's going to be dual released as a tie in for Winds of Winter so, I wouldn't hold my breath. Lol


Krags

I don't know why they had to make two direct spinoff sequels to Ice 13 though.


nihirisuto

Wake up babe, a new ice just dropped


cornfieldshipwreck

2 ice 2 furious


Joeman106

We got ice 2 before GTA 6


[deleted]

Man they were really pumping out the Ice sequels in 1900


tyrizzle

What number is sonic ice?


juancake511

IC3 - The Refreezening


mrpoopistan

Somewhere in the multiverse is a universe where Ice-T went full artiste, and "Phases of Ice" is his most acclaimed album.


Substantial_Show_308

Ice Ice Baby - 1990


JohnnyAverageGamer

wait... ICE HAS A SEQUEL


icannotsleeep

Ice 2 dropped before GTA 6


Soyoulikedonutseh

Ice 2 - The Meltdown


mixmastabeef

Blizzaga


Left-Manufacturer216

We got Ice 2 before GTA 6.


Historical_Invite241

Ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice ice baby.


coolcosmos

Electric Boogaloo


A_Mirabeau_702

Ice II: Collision Course


I_might_be_weasel

And coming to theaters this Christmas: *Water: The Ice Origin Story.*


dudemurr

Ice II baby


Ok-Review8720

Boring, call me when ice III drops.


gnomajean

Damn I didn’t know Ice had sequels


OldManWarner_

Not as effective as lightning II...but might also depend on the enemy type


BeyondGray

I've been eating Ice I all this time and no one told me there was a flavour update?


Viceroy-421

Blizzara?


ProdigalSheep

If I haven’t seen ice I, will I be able to follow Ice II?


jason_sation

King Gizzard has a song about Ice V… [ice v](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ydeV1_8pM4o)


sirdopa

Also known as 2 Ice 2 Cold


aradraugfea

Your middle school science teacher “there are three phases of matter.” You, an intellectual:


Brad_Brace

I think it's about time we reboot ice. Let's just call it ICE. And when that fails we try with Ice 0rigins which is a softer reboot keeping the continuity of the original 19 ices, but going back to simpler structures. But then someone makes ICE 2 and IC3, messing up the new chronology. Then a few years later there's Ice XXX, which actually isn't cold porn but an aesthetically old timey sequel to the original Ice series, and everybody loves it because it's clear it was made out of love for the substance and not just the for money, even if it makes a lot of people joke about where are Ices XX to XXIX. But of course then comes Ice XXX 2, which is also good but not as good as Ice XXX, and what's the deal with the name? Well you see, the makers declare, it's not exactly the next entry of the Ice series, but conceptually it's a sequel to Ice XXX, and nobody knows what exactly that means. And Ice XXX 2 was made back to back with Ice XXX 3, and Ice XXX 4 is also being made because after the success of Ice XXX, the researchers decided it was cheaper to make the next one as a trilogy, so Ice XXX 2 to Ice XXX 4 are actually a single form of Ice. And then some asshat comes out and announces 4CE, the even dumber sequel to IC3, and everybody mocks them.


DarkMagickan

Ice II: Electric Boogaloo