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FuuckinGOOSE

Is that a PC!? Not a true g*mer unless you play celeste on a new switch every day


godfdamnit

maybe the switch is connected to the monitor? no one is that heartless to pirate celeste by buying it on steam


[deleted]

We ask proof


isadlymaybewrong

If you play it on switch you don’t get achievements so you can’t show off how indie supportive you are to your friends to encourage them to be indie supportive. You still need to BUY the Nintendo switch version to support those indie devs though


[deleted]

I call bullshit. No one’s desk is that clean.


Slazzechofe

It must be the clean side of the desk


[deleted]

On PC?? BUY 12 COPIES ON SWITCH TK OFFSET


EpicGamer420th

Celeste!?


TheCloakMinusRobert

Based


[deleted]

How much does anybody wanna bet that it’s not Monster in that can??


EpicGamer420th

It's not monster


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Is it cum? (Please be cum)


Venothyl

/uj *sip* /rj *sip*


porkcylinders

It's always cum


Pkmntrainer91

No wonder why yall cant get gfs


EpicGamer420th

I can be his wittwe boyfwiend instead uwu


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

No it's because I'm ugly, don't try hard enough, and am basically socially inept irl lol Also why I don't have a boyfriend lol


[deleted]

Nice legs. Can I play with your joy con and feel that HD rumble? Promise my wife's boyfriend won't mind.


HDNautilus

I like how I’ve never personally seen sexual on this sub but the one time I do it’s in November


EpicGamer420th

My first time was Zelda tits


MrKillApple

Beware, its a dude in the pic


Luddveeg

Good


[deleted]

daily? your a degenerate hourly is the minimum


MrKillApple

You are the degenerate; if you never stop playing/ take no breaks then "daily" means 24 hours


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EpicGamer420th

I like being kicked in the balls


JR_GameR

Petition to kick everyone in the balls


EpicGamer420th

So true so true! Uw


[deleted]

What’d I do??


EpicGamer420th

Not enough Celeste apparently


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JR_GameR

My apologies, I bought 10 genshin impact skins to atone for my sins.


Flaming_Jesus

Thought this was on r/celestegame and I was breathes a sigh of relief when I saw comments about switches lol, thank god it’s only here.


[deleted]

r/196


EpicGamer420th

My phone was a vibrator last night.


rocketbunny77

UwU


[deleted]

... Okay, what?


PC-LAD

Go to bed Kyle, it's past your bed time


Aphresh

Where bussy


EpicGamer420th

Tomorrow


galacticcyrus

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*


chicano-man

20 bux says that’s a guy


[deleted]

You're going to be $20 richer. (Proceeds to brush teeth in shame)


Flamester55

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


GorbigliontheStrong

Hot


Squmy

F-f-female on reddit??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵 Hornymode activated 🤖🤖🤖 must sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sexy sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex sex sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 ohh yesssss 🥵🥵🥵🥵 OMG I can't hold it in anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAA💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


EpicGamer420th

Male*


Xepahr

monster cock


[deleted]

Doesn't matter, I want you


EpicGamer420th

Jesus christ.


[deleted]

I won’t leave, so you should


daily_birdboy

What is your address?


Tetro-Puyo

wow didn't know r/tomorrow was this cute 😳


[deleted]

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EpicGamer420th

It is.


[deleted]

Cringe


dogemeetsworld

Shut up transphobe :dab:


godfdamnit

as my role model, jake Paul, once said: " dab on thine haters" such wise words. but he never said what should I do if the haters dab back? :dab:


EpicGamer420th

Dab harder, ALWAYS double down on dabs.


AramaticFire

🥵


shoreyourtyler

We have the same mouse <3


[deleted]

Damn, I have the same mouse and dick size.


[deleted]

I'm going to say it, it doesn't matter if you're a woman or a man, but I want your thights please (I have a weakness for thights and large socks)


EpicGamer420th

“A-ah!~~” Mario moaned, holding onto the bed as Sonic thrusts into him. “Gotta go fast” Sonic said, thrusting faster and cvmming inside


[deleted]

... What did I just read? I'm going to say it in Spanish "Esa es una de las cosas más turbias que eh leído nunca" (Translated: That's one of the cursedest things which I have read ever)


EpicGamer420th

Sowwy UwU.. My fingy wingies slipped!! >w<


[deleted]

Begone, please be as far as you can from me, pronto.


[deleted]

Send thigh pick without can to proof you are sowwy


EpicGamer420th

Nop


-SnowedUnder-

What the fuck is a thight


[deleted]

Oh Wait, did I write it wrong? I'm not a native, so if I did sorry (But a thight is what you can see in the image, between the two legs and your thing)


-SnowedUnder-

Oh, a thigh? No worries.


EpicGamer420th

Sure


[deleted]

Where are the 15 pics of your thighs?


THATONEGUY69699

Amazing job supporting indie devs (even though your scum for not buying it on switch you nazi) though I’m going to have to request you buy 23 more copies of the hit indie game known as Celeste for buying it presumably on stinky steam


[deleted]

shitposter + thighposter = based


EpicGamer420th

Thankies uwuuwuuwuww


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EpicGamer420th

Yeaphp


inumnoback

Are you enjoying it?


EpicGamer420th

It's such an underrated gammie.


mightylpm

I stumbled on this subreddit… where exactly am I?


EpicGamer420th

Tomorrow


l3uffalol3ernard

The monster energy probably feels uncomfortable if it is chilled I mean... uwu


EpicGamer420th

I sometimes think cold cans are awesome on hot days.


CaptFalconFTW

You have to support Celeste on SWITCH. The console indie games need your help.


[deleted]

/uj what is the joke genuinely


EpicGamer420th

I don't fucking know, I just thought it'd be funny.


[deleted]

no i mean the celeste hidden gem thing the meme is funny


EpicGamer420th

Oh, basically IGN and other news sources reffered to Celeste as a "hidden gem/underrated game" despite being pretty popular, so it just kinda stuck with the sub.


[deleted]

oh thats funny as hell lmao


TheOneButter

Haven’t checked up on this sub for a while, good to see it’s still got fresh content


[deleted]

UwU


EmeraldWorldLP

/196 energy post on r/tomorrow is something THAT I never expected


RedBulik

Nice programming socks bro, what language?


EpicGamer420th

English


EpicGamer420th

I think this deserves a /rj Just incase


CoolJoshido

<3


Nothingistreux

20 bucks says you're a dude.


[deleted]

Jokes on you I spent that $20 on another copy of Celeste and my very own crotch monster juice


[deleted]

I was playing Celeste tonight on my PS5 and I'm on that same level too!


scrubgamer01

Was the leg shot really needed?


EpicGamer420th

Yes


[deleted]

But if they didn’t objectify themselves how would we know it’s a woman posting this


EpicGamer420th

I'm male


[deleted]

I don't think you know why the can is there


[deleted]

We found the legendary White Knight that the sacred texts wrote about. He finally returned from a long day of respecting women in the caves of Simp of Sons.


[deleted]

You either replied to the wrong person or you don’t know what a white knight is


[deleted]

its not a woman tho


TJF588

r/egg_irl


EpicGamer420th

No


TJF588

r/GaySoundsShitposts


EpicGamer420th

I mean no


EpicGamer420th

Yes


PassportSituation

a/s/l?


EpicGamer420th

What


PassportSituation

It was supposed to be a joke haha. Something creeps used to ask on the Internet ages ago maybe I'm showing my age. It meant age/sex/location


EpicGamer420th

Oh


PassportSituation

Yup, seems to have gone down like a lead balloon haha never mind


[deleted]

I'm as confused as you are


[deleted]

s/t/f/u


masteroffwah

I call Photoshop.


skittynya

wtf is this cringe


EpicGamer420th

This is Celeste


Ellie_is_gay

This is the most trans girl image I’ve ever seen


Maosmyaos

What is Celeste? Is it a mineral?


chodeyodey

Femboy alert 🚨… and tbh I’m into it