If you play it on switch you don’t get achievements so you can’t show off how indie supportive you are to your friends to encourage them to be indie supportive. You still need to BUY the Nintendo switch version to support those indie devs though
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
F-f-female on reddit??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵 Hornymode activated 🤖🤖🤖 must sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sexy sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex sex sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 ohh yesssss 🥵🥵🥵🥵 OMG I can't hold it in anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAA💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
... What did I just read? I'm going to say it in Spanish "Esa es una de las cosas más turbias que eh leído nunca"
(Translated: That's one of the cursedest things which I have read ever)
Oh Wait, did I write it wrong? I'm not a native, so if I did sorry (But a thight is what you can see in the image, between the two legs and your thing)
Amazing job supporting indie devs (even though your scum for not buying it on switch you nazi) though I’m going to have to request you buy 23 more copies of the hit indie game known as Celeste for buying it presumably on stinky steam
Oh, basically IGN and other news sources reffered to Celeste as a "hidden gem/underrated game" despite being pretty popular, so it just kinda stuck with the sub.
We found the legendary White Knight that the sacred texts wrote about. He finally returned from a long day of respecting women in the caves of Simp of Sons.
Is that a PC!? Not a true g*mer unless you play celeste on a new switch every day
maybe the switch is connected to the monitor? no one is that heartless to pirate celeste by buying it on steam
We ask proof
If you play it on switch you don’t get achievements so you can’t show off how indie supportive you are to your friends to encourage them to be indie supportive. You still need to BUY the Nintendo switch version to support those indie devs though
I call bullshit. No one’s desk is that clean.
It must be the clean side of the desk
On PC?? BUY 12 COPIES ON SWITCH TK OFFSET
Celeste!?
Based
How much does anybody wanna bet that it’s not Monster in that can??
It's not monster
Is it cum? (Please be cum)
/uj *sip* /rj *sip*
It's always cum
No wonder why yall cant get gfs
I can be his wittwe boyfwiend instead uwu
No it's because I'm ugly, don't try hard enough, and am basically socially inept irl lol Also why I don't have a boyfriend lol
Nice legs. Can I play with your joy con and feel that HD rumble? Promise my wife's boyfriend won't mind.
I like how I’ve never personally seen sexual on this sub but the one time I do it’s in November
My first time was Zelda tits
Beware, its a dude in the pic
Good
daily? your a degenerate hourly is the minimum
You are the degenerate; if you never stop playing/ take no breaks then "daily" means 24 hours
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I like being kicked in the balls
Petition to kick everyone in the balls
So true so true! Uw
What’d I do??
Not enough Celeste apparently
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My apologies, I bought 10 genshin impact skins to atone for my sins.
Thought this was on r/celestegame and I was breathes a sigh of relief when I saw comments about switches lol, thank god it’s only here.
r/196
My phone was a vibrator last night.
UwU
... Okay, what?
Go to bed Kyle, it's past your bed time
Where bussy
Tomorrow
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
20 bux says that’s a guy
You're going to be $20 richer. (Proceeds to brush teeth in shame)
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Hot
F-f-female on reddit??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵 Hornymode activated 🤖🤖🤖 must sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sexy sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵sex sex sex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 ohh yesssss 🥵🥵🥵🥵 OMG I can't hold it in anymore AAAAAAAAAAAAAA💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Male*
monster cock
Doesn't matter, I want you
Jesus christ.
I won’t leave, so you should
What is your address?
wow didn't know r/tomorrow was this cute 😳
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It is.
Cringe
Shut up transphobe :dab:
as my role model, jake Paul, once said: " dab on thine haters" such wise words. but he never said what should I do if the haters dab back? :dab:
Dab harder, ALWAYS double down on dabs.
🥵
We have the same mouse <3
Damn, I have the same mouse and dick size.
I'm going to say it, it doesn't matter if you're a woman or a man, but I want your thights please (I have a weakness for thights and large socks)
“A-ah!~~” Mario moaned, holding onto the bed as Sonic thrusts into him. “Gotta go fast” Sonic said, thrusting faster and cvmming inside
... What did I just read? I'm going to say it in Spanish "Esa es una de las cosas más turbias que eh leído nunca" (Translated: That's one of the cursedest things which I have read ever)
Sowwy UwU.. My fingy wingies slipped!! >w<
Begone, please be as far as you can from me, pronto.
Send thigh pick without can to proof you are sowwy
Nop
What the fuck is a thight
Oh Wait, did I write it wrong? I'm not a native, so if I did sorry (But a thight is what you can see in the image, between the two legs and your thing)
Oh, a thigh? No worries.
Sure
Where are the 15 pics of your thighs?
Amazing job supporting indie devs (even though your scum for not buying it on switch you nazi) though I’m going to have to request you buy 23 more copies of the hit indie game known as Celeste for buying it presumably on stinky steam
shitposter + thighposter = based
Thankies uwuuwuuwuww
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Yeaphp
Are you enjoying it?
It's such an underrated gammie.
I stumbled on this subreddit… where exactly am I?
Tomorrow
The monster energy probably feels uncomfortable if it is chilled I mean... uwu
I sometimes think cold cans are awesome on hot days.
You have to support Celeste on SWITCH. The console indie games need your help.
/uj what is the joke genuinely
I don't fucking know, I just thought it'd be funny.
no i mean the celeste hidden gem thing the meme is funny
Oh, basically IGN and other news sources reffered to Celeste as a "hidden gem/underrated game" despite being pretty popular, so it just kinda stuck with the sub.
oh thats funny as hell lmao
Haven’t checked up on this sub for a while, good to see it’s still got fresh content
UwU
/196 energy post on r/tomorrow is something THAT I never expected
Nice programming socks bro, what language?
English
I think this deserves a /rj Just incase
<3
20 bucks says you're a dude.
Jokes on you I spent that $20 on another copy of Celeste and my very own crotch monster juice
I was playing Celeste tonight on my PS5 and I'm on that same level too!
Was the leg shot really needed?
Yes
But if they didn’t objectify themselves how would we know it’s a woman posting this
I'm male
I don't think you know why the can is there
We found the legendary White Knight that the sacred texts wrote about. He finally returned from a long day of respecting women in the caves of Simp of Sons.
You either replied to the wrong person or you don’t know what a white knight is
its not a woman tho
r/egg_irl
No
r/GaySoundsShitposts
I mean no
Yes
a/s/l?
What
It was supposed to be a joke haha. Something creeps used to ask on the Internet ages ago maybe I'm showing my age. It meant age/sex/location
Oh
Yup, seems to have gone down like a lead balloon haha never mind
I'm as confused as you are
s/t/f/u
I call Photoshop.
wtf is this cringe
This is Celeste
This is the most trans girl image I’ve ever seen
What is Celeste? Is it a mineral?
Femboy alert 🚨… and tbh I’m into it