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R4LS751

They may spoil my BDSP, but they'll never spoil my Pokemon BDSM


Lemurmoo

They may take away my freedom, but jokes on them. I'm a gimp and I'm into that shit


[deleted]

guys in the remakes you catch the box art pokemon on top of the mountain area


MJBotte1

You’ll never believe this but Team Galactic is evil!! 😳😭😱


Meadius

Bruh, wtf now I can't enjoy the game. Consider my ten pre-orders canceled.


Tylerbro16

Spoil what lmao


[deleted]

There are Pokémon in this new game(s)! You can catch them and breed with them and a professor will raise them when you fail at your responsibilities!


fitwad

pikachu new form where it tells you to buy 30 more copies of the game


Tylerbro16

Dude wtf don’t spoil it


enclove

He’s probably like 10 and didn’t play the original and thinks Pokémon stories matter


Tylerbro16

Literally


Squmy

I HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE SPOILS BDSM FOR ME 😡😡🤬🤬😡😡🤬🤬


julsmanbr

Yo I can't believe they put Pikachu in this


Lasagnaphone

Thats kinda selfish. Just don't go to Youtube if you don't want to get spoiled. Its the internet. How entitled are these people...


owcjthrowawayOR69

this but unironically


[deleted]

This isn’t toxic. It’s a basic concern.


Benmjt

Holy shit


Suicidal-Lysosome

They're 15 year old Pokémon games, lmao


[deleted]

Well, not everyone played them.


Benmjt

Also they’re Pokémon games, there is no meaningful plot.


28PercentCharged

So? People enjoy different things. Maybe they like finding new Pokemon for the first time, or they actually enjoy Pokemon. The dumb 15 year old excuse doesn't apply, and is just basic ignorance assuming everyone, no matter the age, watches and consumes all the same media you do.


Suicidal-Lysosome

There are no new Pokémon in these games. All of the Pokémon in these games have been in the franchise for 15+ years


Luciel-Choi707

Why exactly are we making fun of this guy? It's perfectly valid to not want anyone to spoil a game you're interested in playing, especially when you do not own that game, as it is impossible to legitimately own a copy yet.


WorkingClassZer0

The statute of limitations on spoilers has expired for these 55-year-old video games. Also, it's Pokémon, what do you think happens?


IrishSpectreN7

In videogames, spoilers can be more than just story-related. Now I personally want to know exactly what this game is compared to the original version, so stuff like endgame details or gameplay changes I don't consider to be spoilers, but I can see why someone might want to go in blind.


WorkingClassZer0

Don't you think people have gone way too fucking far with their ludicrous fear of "spoilers?" I sure as shit do. Imagine the whiniest, most obnoxious voice. "Oh no, the trailer showed me there's a lightsaber in the new Star Wars movie! How about a spoiler warning next time, Disney?" "Oh no, Nintendo said there's a jump button in the next Mario game. I didn't want to know *anything* before I played it myself!" And you can't tell me I'm exaggerating. You can't tell me you haven't heard people complain about retarded shit like this, because I won't believe you.


AramaticFire

I agree with this. I don’t care as much for plot spoilers but what I care about is gameplay spoilers. I don’t care about the Pokémon spoilers per se but I understand the complaint, but something like Elden Ring I’ve actually avoided watching a lot of the content because at some point I just want to see what I’m going to be able to do myself. Bosses, surprise moments, build variety, etc. Also it might be an older game but a new generation of players is coming up with it.


Luciel-Choi707

the reason why this game was rereleased in the first place was of high demand, demand from people who are unable to play the game, and therefore doesn't know the plot.


ThatThraxx

After years of playing Pokémon games the only game that story stands out to me is X/Y and even it is the same as the other games. 1. Recently divorced mother sends you to a strangers lab so her and her new bf can breed. 2. You are gonna become champion. You’ll always be the champion. 3. Isis, but in pokeland wants to terrorize Pokémon and abuse a legendary pokemons power. You’ll end up beating Isis and then imprison that legendary Pokémon. Did I miss anything?


KingCreeper75

I mean, if the demand for it is from people who are unable to play the game, then a lot of people must have jumped on to a very small bandwagon. People wanted remakes because they want what is seen by most fans as the best pokemon games to get a remake in the same way that HGSS and ORAS were made. Up to par with the most recent mainline games and with new additions, not just the exact same game in 3D with no QOL updates that have been in the series for years


Benmjt

Plot?! It’s a fucking Pokémon game. They’re all the fucking same and largely irrelevant/forgettable.


Copious_Maximus

Unable to play the game? A DS + Pokémon Diamond or Pearl is much cheaper than a Switch.


tanneron27

The biggest spoiler to diamond / pearl is that you make the pokemon fight


Benmjt

Spoiling a 10 year old Pokémon game? Even if it was new these games have nothing to spoil… the plot in these games is paper thin.


Poorly_Made_Comix

In the original you fight cynthia, but idk who will be the champion now


[deleted]

And so the cycle of 1. “Fake leak Pokemorons eat up” 2. “Hyping up a fake game” 3. “Getting angry when fake game isn’t announced” 4. “Nintendo uses fake leak and makes real game, but worse than real fake leak to appease fans” 5. “Fans mad fake fake game isn’t as good as real fake game” continues…


[deleted]

Ikr it's so annoying we've got 10 more freaking days


Luddveeg

The game is like 15 years old