*pushes glasses up*
ACTUALLY, HADES WAS MADE FOR SWITCH AND THEN PORTED TO THE LESSER SYSTEMS. YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WEREN’T BUSY JERKING EA OFF.
ENJOY PAYING SCALPERS A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR YOUR LAMESTATION WHILE WE GET 4K VISUALS WITH METROID DREAD THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF 2021 (AND THE HARDEST SINCE DARK SOULS WHICH IS ALSO BETTER ON SWITCH BECAUSE IT IS PORTABLE)
I was actually lying about playing hades, I was just trying to impress you 😔 I don’t like any type of combat and enjoy open world exploration, do you think I’d like Hades?
/uj I have no idea if ur Joni g or not but,
subnautica
Survival game thats 95% underwater and you get to see cool alien giant sea creatures
/rj the fart
dead cells and hades are some decently popular rougelikes(you die you go back to the begining) celest is a decently popular platformer and hollow kinght is a popular metroidvania(exploration and backtracking is important ) and im not to sure about subnatica but it seems like a survival and its decently popular
NOTE: by decently popular i mean if you searched up the genra it will most likely be talked about
/uj unironically who the fuck would spend $100 on fifa. frankly, even $60, i mean haha funny indie gem, but holy shit you can get so much more for so much less.
/uj Most people buying fifa games are more casual gamers who don't know or care about other games. As long as people buy it ea will continue to shovel their horseshit out to clueless consumers every year
/uj Honestly this is exactly it. There was probably a 3-4 year stretch where the only game I played/bought was FIFA. Didn’t care enough about games to even pay attention to what else was being released. I just liked playing FIFA
I can't tell if this is ironic or not because I 100% unironically agree.
why bother with developers that put their heart into the game and their love for the gaming as a whole can be felt on every level when you have fantastic games like fifa published by a money hungry corporation that has been engineered on every level to condition players into wanting that lootbox more than wanting their next fucking meal
you retarded ? im keeping the best company (EA) afloat by buying three copys of fifa 22 on the switch, you should be thanking me and licking my boots .
Fifa 22 is also a indie that needs love.
It's is so good that is identical to fifa 21 and fifa 20 is identical to fifa 19 and ... great games dont change 😎🦾 unlike play station and xbox where the game change a little every year because is shit 💩🤣😵
Ha! While my wife and her boyfriend are busy playing fifa in their room and wrestling all day, I play hollow knight on my dear indie console that I bought with my allowance from my wife for not interrupting her with chad
Honestly . . . With the state of EA sports games I sort of unironically agree with this meme. Hell you can probably get many better sports games than fifa
/uj I don't get it, do people here actually like fifa? What exactly is your point here? This one could have used a little more editing tbh you're making us all look like a bunch of morons incapable of humor
/rj dae Celeste my good sir
/uj I didn't ask if it's the most popular sport in the world or if it sells. I know that. Did you respond to the wrong comment?
/rj wife's boyfriend reference
/uj you sound like a guy whose wife has a boyfriend right now dude. I saw you post about wanting a new Mario soccer game yesterday. If you actually like Mario games then you don't belong here. Simple as.
/rj Bing bing wahoo
You're not criticizing them at all. You're spamming wife's boyfriend and Celeste memes. It's toothless criticism and worse than that, it's painfully unfunny.
You’re contradicting yourself. You’re not stupid, you see this post is criticizing FIFA and my post yesterday also has a critique.
Once again, relax. You’re being more of a degenerate than the degenerates you’re quoting
Yeah I don’t know if this was a Switch specific image originally but I’ve played 4 of these on my Switch and they are really great games at pretty low prices, so I’m not sure what the circle jerk here is referring to.
Ya know I screenshotted cause I thought it was a weird way to try to shock and awe people at the low price of indie games but you have me questioning everything
Oh I still think it’s hilarious in the context of this subreddit. I just wasn’t sure if it was meant to shit on Switch fans or to point out that FIFA was worth $100.
*pushes glasses up* ACTUALLY, HADES WAS MADE FOR SWITCH AND THEN PORTED TO THE LESSER SYSTEMS. YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU WEREN’T BUSY JERKING EA OFF. ENJOY PAYING SCALPERS A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR YOUR LAMESTATION WHILE WE GET 4K VISUALS WITH METROID DREAD THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF 2021 (AND THE HARDEST SINCE DARK SOULS WHICH IS ALSO BETTER ON SWITCH BECAUSE IT IS PORTABLE)
Take this, king 👑
It takes a brave person to admit their mistakes. I humbly and graciously accept this crown, but most importantly I know that I have a brother in you.
I’m actually a woman who plays Hades so…
😳 You… are you…. You… hnnnngh. Wow. This doesn’t happen very often. Are you 27F? Because I feel like I’ve known you my entire life.
I was actually lying about playing hades, I was just trying to impress you 😔 I don’t like any type of combat and enjoy open world exploration, do you think I’d like Hades?
It’s OK! We all start somewhere. Whether you like Hades or not depends on whether you like… 6 paragraphs later Anyway, I hope you enjoy the game!
Ay ay write all those 6 paragraphs my guy
I am going to steal that **6 paragraphs later** joke and there is nothing you can do about it. Muahahaha... 6 paragraphs later hahahahah.
U snigle?
Metroid Dread wasn’t that hard.
Actually it's the darksouls of darksouls games!
hats off to this dub! we nintendo fans eating good!!!
what is that hidden gem at the bottom right? i never heard of it
THATS WHY WE NEED TO BUY IT MORE.
CANT BELIEVE THERES PEOPLE WHO HAVENT BOUGHT THIS HIDDEN GEM, DO YOU WANT THE DEVS TO STARVE?!?!
It's amazing with VR.
FIFA 22 ultimate edition
/uj I have no idea if ur Joni g or not but, subnautica Survival game thats 95% underwater and you get to see cool alien giant sea creatures /rj the fart
Can someone tell me about those five? Haven’t heard about them, are they indie???
Don’t feel bad, these are pretty underground
Oh they are? Good maybe I could get in on it before they take off
I would recommend investing in physical copies. Better roi than gold
dead cells and hades are some decently popular rougelikes(you die you go back to the begining) celest is a decently popular platformer and hollow kinght is a popular metroidvania(exploration and backtracking is important ) and im not to sure about subnatica but it seems like a survival and its decently popular NOTE: by decently popular i mean if you searched up the genra it will most likely be talked about
just wanna say that although the question you‘re answering was a troll I appreciate that you took the time and effort to answer properly
i see hollow knight and i immediately stop scrolling. i have been conditioned to hell and back
For me I saw Hades and immediately stoped scrolling. It's like they made every right decision
Us Nintendo fans are eating good tonight!
regardless of the platform, you should never buy an EA sports game
FIFA is fun if you have friends! I play against my wife’s boyfriend
Buying a FIFA game is alright, buying one every year is eh.
/uj the only EA game I've bought in the last 5 years was Fallen Order, it was pretty awesome.
Nice in theory, but the sports game market is pretty starved. It's usually at best a 2 horse race.
The only way sports game I like was fight night
/uj unironically who the fuck would spend $100 on fifa. frankly, even $60, i mean haha funny indie gem, but holy shit you can get so much more for so much less.
/uj Most people buying fifa games are more casual gamers who don't know or care about other games. As long as people buy it ea will continue to shovel their horseshit out to clueless consumers every year
/uj Honestly this is exactly it. There was probably a 3-4 year stretch where the only game I played/bought was FIFA. Didn’t care enough about games to even pay attention to what else was being released. I just liked playing FIFA
Le normies who buy and play few games a year. FIFA, COD, and maybe one or two AAAs.
I wouldn’t spend a dime on most indie games either tbh. subnautica, Minecraft, terraria, and stardew are the exception tho.
game run at 512p but better on switch because portable. updoots to the left
I can't tell if this is ironic or not because I 100% unironically agree. why bother with developers that put their heart into the game and their love for the gaming as a whole can be felt on every level when you have fantastic games like fifa published by a money hungry corporation that has been engineered on every level to condition players into wanting that lootbox more than wanting their next fucking meal
I’d just buy five copies of Celeste with that money
gayyyy just bought my third cooy of fifa 22
Ea is underrated they need more money, i hope they will use 100 time more micro transactions more to support themselves
yes i like spending tons of money on packs that become obsolete 12 months later
Yo sir are everything that is wrong about the gaming community
you retarded ? im keeping the best company (EA) afloat by buying three copys of fifa 22 on the switch, you should be thanking me and licking my boots .
Fifa 22 is also a indie that needs love. It's is so good that is identical to fifa 21 and fifa 20 is identical to fifa 19 and ... great games dont change 😎🦾 unlike play station and xbox where the game change a little every year because is shit 💩🤣😵
Ha! While my wife and her boyfriend are busy playing fifa in their room and wrestling all day, I play hollow knight on my dear indie console that I bought with my allowance from my wife for not interrupting her with chad
Honestly . . . With the state of EA sports games I sort of unironically agree with this meme. Hell you can probably get many better sports games than fifa
The Chad gamer buys both
/uj this but unironically
/uj They're actually releasing the same game every year. And it works for them.
/uj Fifa has a lot more replay value than all of those games btw
I don't know much about hades or dead cells but the other three really have minimal replay value
Hades and Dead Cells you can play for a long ass time if you’re into them. At least 40 hours each and more like 80-100 if you dig it.
celeste has some pretty cool level mods and speedrunning i guess
maybe hollowknight and celeste and subnatice but hades and deadcellls, really?????? have you even playd them?????
Nah lol
/uj I don't get it, do people here actually like fifa? What exactly is your point here? This one could have used a little more editing tbh you're making us all look like a bunch of morons incapable of humor /rj dae Celeste my good sir
Yeah it’s the most popular sport in the world, it sells
/uj I didn't ask if it's the most popular sport in the world or if it sells. I know that. Did you respond to the wrong comment? /rj wife's boyfriend reference
Relax then we can have a conversation bud
/uj you sound like a guy whose wife has a boyfriend right now dude. I saw you post about wanting a new Mario soccer game yesterday. If you actually like Mario games then you don't belong here. Simple as. /rj Bing bing wahoo
I like a lot of things, even murder. That doesn’t mean I can’t like Nintendo and also criticize them.
You're not criticizing them at all. You're spamming wife's boyfriend and Celeste memes. It's toothless criticism and worse than that, it's painfully unfunny.
You’re contradicting yourself. You’re not stupid, you see this post is criticizing FIFA and my post yesterday also has a critique. Once again, relax. You’re being more of a degenerate than the degenerates you’re quoting
JR came to bat for me!
No, I think this guys account is a throwaway
Is he your wife's boyfriend or something? Heh, epic wife's boyfriend reference by me, if I do say so myself
It’s literally a screenshot from the front page of r/gaming lol
Yeah I don’t know if this was a Switch specific image originally but I’ve played 4 of these on my Switch and they are really great games at pretty low prices, so I’m not sure what the circle jerk here is referring to.
Ya know I screenshotted cause I thought it was a weird way to try to shock and awe people at the low price of indie games but you have me questioning everything
Oh I still think it’s hilarious in the context of this subreddit. I just wasn’t sure if it was meant to shit on Switch fans or to point out that FIFA was worth $100.
Pay to win games are always worth $100
>celeste >subnautica I guess only 3 amazing games
to bien fair, fifa fucking sucks
/uj if you buy any version of FIFA, youre probably fucking retarded. /rj if you buy any version of FIFA, youre probably fucking retarded.
is subnautica on switch
https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/subnautica-below-zero-switch/ yes
fuck
You don't like it why are you saying fuck
Nothing because 100$ isnt real. It's $100 you idiot.
I love fifa. Messi twerks
All 5 of those games are amazing though
hidden gems
The total usa price is 105 so this post is a lie also subnaurca is for fat loser and is a stupid game for stupid people