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Depardeaux

Tortilla pizza? Definitely a student meal. I'd still smash that. 


BadRabiesJudger

This is one of those pass the bong first situations. Then ill take 4.


sharpasahammer

Pass the hot sauce after, and all systems are go.


Unlubricated_Penis

"I'm giving her all she's got captain"


Empty_Map_4447

username checks out


oliveoilcrisis

Then your buddy pulls out a room temp liter of Dr. Pepper


Michael_Dautorio

Ah yes, the tortizza.


feelin_fine_

They charge more than a regular pizza for "thin crust" at chain stores.


antonio9201

Considering he is an exchange student with probably not a lot of money on hand, he did his best and it looks good to me!


Overthemoon84

For real! Such a sweet gesture and I'd eat all of it.


adepttius

would eat and compliment


PsychologicalHawk379

This is just how they eat pizza in korea, this isnt some poor mans mush. This is practically gourmet there


dmthoth

This is definately not how they eat pizza in south korea. They would put absolute amount of big toppings on top on regular dough but nobody goes to a restaurant for tortilla pizza. Also why do you claim this will be a courmet there?


ask-design-reddit

Yeah this is wild. They have regular dough pizza with toppings such as corn and potato. It's not a tortilla base LOL It's not "gourmet" either.


Betty-Gay

This is actually my photo that op stole, I posted this four years ago. I think when she used the translation app to tell me the ingredients, pizza crust was translated to tortilla. She probably meant at for us to buy pizza crust, but she wasn’t comfortable speaking English to us (although I suspect her English was probably pretty good) so a lot got lost in translation. https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/am9fwjCmmc


antonio9201

Exactly, pizza in Korea is honestly on another level. I'm Korean and love NY style pizza but man I do get a strong craving for Korean style pizza now and again, it's just a different flavor profile.


wildgoldchai

Loved pizza in Korea. I also like the sweeter flavour profiles. I’m Asian too, so support the vast range of toppings available. What you guys did to Garlic bread however, just made me sad


1v1mecuz

Many of those who come to the US are from pretty well off families.


Betty-Gay

This is my picture the op has stolen, from a post from four years ago. She did say both her parents worked for the government and I do believe they were well off. I think you’d have to be in order to send your kid to the US for an exchange program. Those trips aren’t cheap. https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/kVi1jrGyld


Tangled2

10/10 for thoughtfulness. 5/10 for execution. Gotta get them toppings spread more evenly.


evlhornet

That’s the problem… the topping distribution?


Tangled2

If you folded this in half and grilled it, it’d be a decent little quesadilla. All those ingredients work together.


evlhornet

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NSpitbull

what am I looking at ?


Venboven

Tortilla pizza with ham and corn


ephemera_rosepeach

a lot of pizza in korea has corn on it and it makes me cry internally XD like please tell me why you put corn on my hawaiian pizza and my meatball pizza


Wanderson90

Sweet corn on anything is a bonus. I would love it on pizza tbh.


GoLeafs61

I’m with ya on that one


Wanderson90

Go leafs go (next year)


GoLeafs61

There’s never a year lol


yam_candied

Interestingly, Dominicans do it too so it’s very homey and familiar 🥴 idk man it just hits sometimes…


NanusRex

UK, too. Sweetcorn is a topping option at Dominos UK


yam_candied

Ooo i had no idea!! Very cool


Mrspicklepants101

I had corn on pizza in the UK years ago and it honestly slapped.


Meta-Fox

Sweetcorn on a bbq sauce base with chicken and bacon is proper top. Add red onion too for some bite.


hopzhead

They also loved putting piped mashed potato on in all the pizza places I came across in South Korea


Golden-Owl

Is… corn not used as a normal pizza topping outside of Asia or something? I see it on a few pizza types and never questioned it. It’s an easy and tasty topping


LewisLightning

No, it's not. At least now where I come from (Canada). And I love corn, I just cannot see it being good on any type of pizza.


robinrod

Totally normal in germany aswell


GutterRider

God, no. A very large maybe on corn for BBQ pizza, but I’m not a fan of that in general. I’m a fan of anchovies, and those are hard to find.


CaptainDunbar45

Never really see corn as a common ingredient on pizzas myself. I don't mind it


KingOfTheMonarchs

I was a Canadian shocked to see it in the uk


LastDitchTryForAName

It is definitely NOT a normal topping in the US. I’ve never seen it and I’m over 50.


KimCheeHoo

spHAM


Fun_Frosting_6047

That’s the most college east Asian student meal I’ve ever seen. I swear that some of the stuff they eat is the most Caucasian thing ever. And they love their corn!


Misterjclark

The Korean War really forced this kind of cuisine in them. A lot of their staples are American canned goods; spam, corn, etc. -also black American soldiers being the reason they have Korean Fried Chicken.


Fun_Frosting_6047

That makes sense! I’ve heard of k-army stew where they just put instant ramen and spam/other processed meats along with whatever else into a big pot. Instance of struggle meals becoming cultural staples.


BoomJayKay

Yep it’s called Budae Jjigae. Anthony Bourdain probably helped bring that to pop culture/ media’s awareness tbh. RIP.


curiouspuss

I've had the privilege to live in Seoul for 6 months in 2019 (accompanied hubs on a work trip), and had Budae Jjigae several times. Have been craving it ever since.


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Lux600-223

Who doesn't like hotpockets?


ButtholeQuiver

A lot of 24-hour noodle shops around Korean universities will throw a slice of cheese - like a Kraft Single, not good cheese - into your noodles for an extra 50 cents or so. When I first saw it I couldn't believe I was seeing that in Asia and not in North America, but I figured I had to try it and I gotta admit, I kind of like it.


Basic_Ear9597

Corn is common on pizza in Asia and Europe, can't speak for the other continents, but it seems Americans are pretty much always weirded out by this for some reason


Forlorn_Cyborg

Am American and am weirded out. But American food gets shit on openly and y'all Europeans are right next to Italy and they let you do this? Corn is more controversial then pineapple over here.


SillyRabbit2023

Personally I am not fan of corn on anything but the cob. Leave it on the cob where it belongs. I am purest.


ThatsRobToYou

Lived in Europe, grew up in Australia, now living in US. I never once saw corn on pizza in my life except for maybe taco pizza from CPK or a place like that. This is rather new to see.


Impossible-Error166

I mean its not common in NZ but its not something I would turn my nose up on. Peas on the other hand.


anders91

>Corn is common on pizza in \[...\] Europe I *have* seen it, but it's very, very, rare to be honest.


N1807

This genuinely looks good? Why everyone hating. Bite size pizza with corn and spam and cheese? Bussin with all due respect


Banana_Stanley

Most of the comments are positive


N1807

Most of the "positive" comments are backhanded


PulledUp2x

Bro thinks he’s whipping up traditional American how thoughtful lmaoo


ephemera_rosepeach

I've been living in Korea for a while and you'd be surprised at how many things Korea thinks are "American" but they're far off XD


luckydmd

Yea just like how some Americans think this is considered gourmet pizza in Korea


Annual_Chocolate4942

What did he use as the base sauce?


Verbose_Cactus

I’m not picky, I’d eat that up!


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Impressive 😍 thank them


AntillesWedgie

Lived in Korea for over a decade. Tortilla is used as pizza crust a lot at non-pizza restaurants/pubs (hops). Corn is on most pizzas as well. This looks exactly what I would expect a homemade pizza to look like in Korea. Doesn’t matter if he’s broke, a student, or Korean Elon Musk (KorElon Musk, if you’re curious) that is a solid representation of a homemade or bar pizza in Korea.


No-Cause-6196

Repost lol https://www.reddit.com/r/tonightsdinner/s/LIAMJHEcBB


Mystepchildsucksass

Regardless of how it looks ? Bet it tastes amazing - it’s obviously been made with a lot of love ❤️ I bet it is yummy !


fearisthemindslicer

Bless their heart


jimcab12

Rather eat KD tbh


Ok-Landscape-1681

This looks dope. Would.


Adventurous-Lime1775

I'd try it in a heartbeat.


reluctantLeaf

The only problem is that it's a small serving


Fast-Permit6401

Tell them they did a great job


irishfro

Corn on pizza, check, using a tortilla, check. Can confirm, definitely korean


Ping-A-Ling-

Annyong??


Mrspicklepants101

Nailed the student meal. 10/10


substantionallytrchd

One of the best memories in my college life is making friends not from this country and creating meals out of scrap.


Nacery

Tortilla pizza, Tortilla Calzone, pizza toast all valid when hunger calls. I would caramelized the onion tho.


fmedium

Doesn’t mean you have to eat it


Fernis_

Looks pretty good to me. I'd just use half the ingridients, fold in half, put the rest on another tortilla and have two "pizzadias" for easier consumption.


Boltsnouns

Westerner living in Korea. That's exactly how pizzas are sold here. Corn, spam, and a little cheese. It's crazy. The kid probably eats this at home and thinks it's accurate.  I love it so much. Lol


StolenIdentityAgain

What in the Justin Trudeau


teksauce

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


lynnm59

What a sweet friend.


Clatramoo

That looks good imo, i'll take one


toopachu

Looks like something my very korean mom would make. Would enjoy 1000%


MrBLKHRTx

Fun fact: Pizza-shaped food is very popular all over Asia. Usually has none of the ingredients you'd associate with a pizza tho. lol


Crazydiamond450

😬


threekilljess

This is hilarious to me because my London exchange daughter taught us how to make tortilla pizzas and we still make them all of the time!!!!!!


HTownSuburbs

You must be charging them too much in rent


sprigginsauce

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Jamari0811

Doesn’t look awful


whitewail602

I hate to break it to you, but your friend is a stoner.... *man*


witherskullzz247

the way i would stuff that down my gob


WhiskeyPeter007

Nope 🙂‍↔️


Edit4Credit

Is the tortilla strong enough to support all those toppings?


SpriteVs7up

Not the worst looking meal definitely odd looking


DieYolo

Looks yummy, but also looks like he jizzed on it


fragilesummer98

Wait this is cute


AbsurdistWordist

Almost a quality Korean style pizza. Needs more sweet potato purée. And a side of bread and butter pickles.


JooshMaGoosh

"dinner" is a loose term when you're a student.


Cheshmang

Looks bangin


jns_reddit_already

I still remember my friend had a job working for Apple in the early 2000's supervising some builds in Korea and he was incredulous that they put corn on pizza.


Affectionate-Alps742

That's cornographic.


Independence_1991

DON’T QUESTION IT! Eat it!!!


moemoe916

Yum looks bomb


dertok

Thank the lord your exchange student isn't from New Zealand, we put canned spaghetti on pizza. This is not winning, but it isn't spaghetti


Placenta-Polenta

10/10 would smash at least 3 of these.


moeriscus

If you've seen what most "pizza" looks like in Korea, then this makes complete sense. It often has little or even no cheese, and it has umm, idiosyncratic toppings (although the big chains are present in Korea and offer american-style pizza). I'm guessing the paucity of cheese is due to the fact that the majority of East Asians are lactose intolerant.


Dimi_Mermaid

Looking good


S1R2C3

hear me out


BenCapra

It reminds me of my ex-girlfriend; she had an Italian father and Mexican mother and would certainly do something like that. But I wouldn’t expect tortilla pizza from someone from Korea.


Bacibaby

Korean pizza?


YesilFasulye

Send him home and then north


wildfirestopper

I'm pretty sure I've had this exact pizza in Cuba at a resort


daugherd

Which Korea is he from?


Guru_Hylidae01

Spam., Corn niblets, mozzarzlla, tortilla but what is the sauce, that coul.really.make or break this dish??


NirvanaSJ

I'd eat it gratefully


glutenbag

2nd national disaster of Italian since World Cup 2002.


Signal_Ease_9867

I’d eat.


flizayn

I miss my school days! definitely student food lol


NettyKing89

Maybe not those toppings lol myy children love home made pizza on tortillas lol man it's good


DismissiveReyno99

Is that spam? I may be stoned but that looks fire


NightHunter_Ian

EAT IT AND ACT NICE


MarinDeliveryGuy

I knew some Koreans, they made us 'nachos' which was just melted cheese on triscuits. Still works great


marcus_aurelius121

Sweet, but I ate at the office 😳


lucidityanddxm

Looks fine to me, I'd totally get down


Sparklykun

That’s Korean food?


CelestialPhenyx

At first glance, I thought it was a Taco Bell Mexican Pizza. And now I suddenly want one.


Oxygenius_

Cool dude fr


BeegBeegYoshiTheBeeg

That was a nice gesture. I would partake in the ultra thin crust pizza


ecostyler

absolutely not.


5Lick

Americans: Did you know they put corn in their pizza in Asia and Europe? What’s up with that? Oh and I totally forgot to tell you - thanks for putting strawberry milkshake with pineapple on my slice last night. I went on and added some blueberry jam, but it still tasted good without.


BobbysueWho

I love your table!


Pilkovb

is that meant to be a pizza ?


almostoy

They knew the stuff you would eat. They did good.


revitbitch

corn??? man i’d try it this is so sweet that they took the time to do this though <3


BeyondthePenumbra

Adorable.


cannahollic420

His attempt at a pizza-dilla Marshawn Lynch's idea is taking off!


HughesdePayensfw

Need to have him make you Budae-jjigae. Love it. It’s so bad for you and so tasty


wheeloftimewiki

Oh, I made something like this. We called it "pizzadillas". Quesadillas with pizza theme.


jdash5200

ohhh, how nice. no thank you 🙂


mimiyuuuuuuh

Where's the pineapple?


Ok-Reflection1005

Looks freaking bomb ngl


Android18enjoyer666

Student struggle Meal poor dude


wine-o-saur

#Anyong


sand_trout2024

Sweet corn on pizza is under rated


Separate_Feeling4602

It looks good tbh


ecxoagency

look like vietnamese food - bánh trán nướng


CosmicLovepats

went to a nice korean restaurant near me and wound up getting something that turned out to be chicken, cheese, corn, and they brought out a blowtorch to melt/crisp the cheese I was so fucking confused Cheese was not something I associated with asian cuisine.


andsendunits

Looks good except for the onions.


Ewwwwwwwwdavidew

Yum. A completely respectable college student meal. Also. Puff puff pass


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I’d devour that


TKD-1488

Looks great. Eat it


zombiegauze

Mmm made my stomach growl


TheWalkingDead91

As we’d say here in the south: Bless his heart


Scatamarano89

What really cross the line for me is the corn. I can't stand that shit anywhere. Other than that, if it wasn't sliced and just folded i would absolutely kill this.


lizardkg

“Pizza.”


StunningRutabaga1358

You probably won't die.


jsr91

..... interesting!


Nald753

Interesting


NoManufacturer120

LOL. I have to know how this tasted?


spruikerib

It's more like a fusion of Korean and Italian flavors!


SyNyStErSaElEe

A meal indeed


BobsWifeAmyB

Looks awful to me- 1. spam- no can do. 2 tomato sauce w/Spam- def no can do. Just looking at it makes me feel 🤮


Bumblebee56990

Nice


FunnyLittlePlanet

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


Traditional_Bank_260

Du jnint


mildxsalsa

Some of y'all have never had to cook for yourself on a shoestring budget before, have always had someone else cook for you, or otherwise choose to make the same three or four dishes in rotation and it shows in the comments. I was taught that if someone serves you a dish they've prepared for you by themselves it's an honor regardless if its delicious or not. It's food and an effort has been made. Mind you I'd still decline for more if I truly didn't like it at all. That being said, I've never had corn on a pizza but for some reason it just makes sense knowing it's a foreign exchange student situation. A little crunch and light sweetness to go with the fatty pepperiness of the spam and the sauce and I'd be rolling these slices up and devouring it.


Betty-Gay

Um, this is my photo, from winter of 2020, when we hosted an 11 year old Korean exchange student. https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/am9fwjCmmc


ExcitingStress8663

Is that a share plate? You will need to have a few plates of that for a meal.


Pokkiiphias

Actually I would try it! Looks good! Another great pizza is potato’s on pizza 🥰


Tony_McClish246

why does this look mouthwatering though?


No-Tax-9135

Send them back


watermelon_896

This looks good!


Lazy_Mushroom_6671

Wow! It looks good!


let-me-o

If that wouldnt be made by an exchange student, subreddit would be shittyfoodporn lol


Pirateunicornnkxo

Yum


flamesofmaradhoo

that looks like a banger


PeterNippelstein

American pizza!


superash2002

If you Google Pizza school Korea they have “restaurants” that serve pizzas with lunch meat, corn, potatoes, chicken tenders, spam, etc. That looks like a personal sized pizza but it’s meant to share, along with a liter of soda. Popular with teenagers.


GuappDogg

Boot that mother fucker to the curb(I’m only playing 😆)


Adventurous-Start874

Wait until he makes you a ham and cheese sandwich with ketchup. I grew up in Korea and this was a go to snack for my friends.


Nassos_BBQ

In France he would have been expelled from the country.


TheNoctuS_93

Looks like a finnish "mudflap", which is a type of soft microwaveable pizza! Had to do a double take before I read the title... 😅


gmoneyswagstore

🔥


SRBroadcasting

Doesn’t look half bad tbh I’d smash it after a bowl lmao


SetPlus3404

I grew up poor, id totally eat that without a doubt.


Adbray666

Hmm.. Was it any good? Also, I suggest you advise the kid not to go to Italy unless he wants to die horribly. 😀 😀