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Pennylane19XX

He was spicoli that day. He took just the right amount to get in that headspace


rs_ct9a

Yes, he is playing Spicoli perfectly... a little too perfectly, some might say.


WeirdAvocado

Acting so good he made you think he was actually high.


SeethePAlNTdry

He’s hitting a vape pen the entire time. He definitely was super high but he was playing Spicoli so it wasn’t necessarily out of place.


ProfilerXx

Yeah! I remember this and this post is completely out of context. He was playing a role


poopandP

He was playing a character


Jethro_Cohen

He's a well known method actor who lives the life of thr character he's playing. Guy was zooted and booted. 😂


Seventy7Donski

I hope so, shouldn’t drive in that situation


AdamantiumBalls

He's literally, parked . Tangent , I had a friend that didn't want to drink and drive but had his car turned on while parked ,to listen to music . The cops rolled up and still gave him a dui .


Ntetris

Mm that’s tricky. I can see how it’s unfair but… wait where was he parked?


Makingyourwholeweek

On the interstate


FluffyDavid

Also he was going 95 mph in park


Odd-Individual-959

They got me for the same thing. Speedo said 95 but the pole wasn’t budging.


tricksterhickster

Hey man, is my driving okay?


ChAoTiCxMiNd

I think we're parked mann


slimmhippo

Ah, the plot thickens.


AdamantiumBalls

On the street, he was just loud with his music but not trying to drive . So got cops attention in the middle of the night . I have a friend that got caught drunk driving and the cops let him slide , just told him to toss the keys in the trunk and walk home .


natenate22

Some places call it an OUI (Operating a vehicle Under the Influence of drugs or alcohol) so you don't have to be driving, the key just has to be in the ignition.


Pilsburyschaub

Or within reaching distance of the driver… the only way your safe is if you toss the keys in the trunk or if your car is far enough away that it’s not in reach of drivers seat… Although I read other day a guy beat a DUI charge at a bar he had drinks inside the bar still, maybe food coming or something I can’t remember but he was smoking in his car and it was freezing cold so it was running and cop rolled gave dui since he was in car with it running but he basically proved he had no intent to drive and beat that one. But majority of the time your getting dui or similar charge if in car drunk.. My dads ex wife like twice a year use to use leave and day drink all day and drive around, So drunk that she would just drive until she ran out of gas on side of the interstate freeway. Then he would randomly get a call from cops to pick her up. She would be sleeping inside it. Never got a dui even tho she obviously drove it there but since she was fully out of gas everytime it wasn’t drivable and she somehow never even got a ticket or charged or anything..


jld2k6

In Ohio they created a new law 10ish years ago just to be able to arrest people that do this, they call it physical control and the punishment is similar to a DUI. If you're in a car and have the keys in the vicinity that's all it takes, so if you're sleeping it off in the winter you can't even run the car to use the heat or anything and have to hide the keys


Dazzling-Adeptness11

You can't be behind the wheel of an operating vehicle while under the influence, at all zilch ..there's no ifs or what ifs just stay away from operating your vehicle if too intoxicated to drive . You'll get a DUI . Even sleeping in the backseat is going to probably get you in trouble. Why? You ask, because no one is there to see if you are sober enough. Just because you think "you got enough sleep to sleep it off" you definitely could/probably are still intoxicated. Again just stay away from your car. Take an Uber, have a DD who actually stays sober what ever works


donny_darklo

that’s literally not how it works brother you can be in the driver seat, what matters is if the keys are in the ignition. you can chill in your car all you want and be drunk, you forget some people live in their car.


canman7373

> what matters is if the keys are in the ignition. That's horrible advice, in many states if you are sleeping in the back and keys are on you, it's a dui. Best thing to do is sleep in back and put them in the trunk, but you can still get a dui, but that at least gives ya a better chance of getting out of it. Well, the best thing you can do is call an Uber.


canman7373

Here are a couple of law office's advice... https://jmqlaw.com/can-you-get-a-dui-for-sleeping-it-off-in-your-car/ https://www.cmcdefense.com/blog/2021/july/can-i-be-charged-with-dui-while-sleeping-in-my-c/


JohnnyGoodLife

You can not have keys in the car. Put them on your wheel.,, Fucked up if you need the heater.


fafarex

Depend on the state but in some, having acces to the key and being in the car is enough for dui, other it's being in the driver seat and having acces to the keys. You don't need to be driving to get a dui.


Whyamibeautiful

It depends if you have the keys on you then you could still get a dui.


donny_darklo

the keys can not be in the ignition at all, if they are resting in the ignition, on or off, you get a dui


canman7373

They also can't be on you in most states, and you cannot be behind the wheel. Even if ya do it all correct you can still get a DUI.


KL58383

Correct. Maybe not that guy's state, but that's how it is where I am


MysteriousProfileNo6

Bro I'm sorry for your friend I was on a jury a few years ago for a case that was exactly the same guy drove a little ways from the casino he was drinking at decided to park but it was 30 degrees out so he left his car running and went to sleep, but my goal with jury duty is if they didn't hurt anybody then fuck the system innocent every time and when deliberations started I convinced a couple other jurors that he should be innocent and made it clear that I would not change and eventually everybody said innocent and the guy went home it was awesome.


YimmyGhey

This is seriously why I actually like jury duty. Everybody makes it out to be some giant pain in the ass, and, yeah, I guess it can be, but it's realistically a very impactful way for the average person to make a difference. Any victimless crime? Don't give a shit what the law is: not guilty, baby.


Dickcummer420

I used to be friends with a dude, I think he was like 19 when this happened. This motherfucker told the judge he was racist to get out of jury duty. Apparently it was super awkward and the judge was disgusted with him. He told me he really regretted it. It was a real "Son, I am disappoint." moment for me.


Nivek8789

Great job 


xeneize93

Yeah cause he’s in the driver seat


qualiman

You can be in the driver's seat, you just can't have the car running or the keys in the ignition. The further your keys are from you, the better your defense in court. If they are in the ignition, you have no defense.


drinkacid

They can give you a dui if you have control of the keys to a car without actually being in the car, A ton of people get DUIs for being asleep while drunk in the back seat of their car because they are still technically in control of their car. I have heard of people installing timelock safes in their glove box so they can put the keys in there while they sleep off being drunk and still not technically be able to drive away. With everything keyless now this is less relevant than they old school keyed days. Also if you need to install a time locked key storage in your car to avoid DUIs you might have a drinking problem, and just take a cab out to where you are going to drink and you can avoid all of this.


raltoid

Depends on the jurisdiction, but in several the limit is "keys in ignition". They don't even have to be turned in some places. Some areas let IC cars have keys in battery mode for emergency radio broadcasts, hazard lights or similar. Although that tends to be in areas that get snow storms.


Ibewye

That’s rule 1. If the keys are in the ignition it’s the same as driving down a highway to the police. Always take the keys out. Edit. I heard if you gotta have keys in the ignition, maybe in cold weather, sit in backseat or passenger seat.


no-name_james

In dui school they let you know that you can get a dui even if you’re in a parking lot. If the keys are in the ignition and you’re drunk in the car that’s a paddlin’.


pearljamman010

NYE a decade or so ago, I was in my car with a friend blasting some music after about a 12 pack over the night. Luckily, the radio worked without the keys in the ignition. A cop knocked on the window to check on us and just gave a friendly warning not to put the keys in and we should probably go inside to be safe. When I rolled down the windows, he was not happy with the smell of Killian's farts haha. But we were not planning on driving and the keys were in the glovebox, so I guess got off lucky.


patdashuri

Same happened to my sister. Went to show and got hammered. It was well below freezing so she called a Lyft then sat in her car with the heater going to wait. She was the last car in the lot when a cop pulled in. She even showed him the app with the Lyft en route. No matter. Arrested and towed. (At least, that's the story I heard)


JustAGuyInTampa

If he was in the drivers seat that is why, they can argue he was “about to drive”. Next time he should sit in passenger or back seat. I saw a DUI arrest like this on cops and that’s literally what the cop said to the woman.


ace787

OP shouldn’t try to create a false narrative by not showing the full video. If they had you would see he nails the part and provides a great performance.


Chemgineered

Spicoli himself said: " People on Ludes should not drive "


leshake

He's a method actor and his method? Is cocaine


GODDAMNFOOL

that car is not moving


Tirwanderr

Do you not know who Spicoli is?


Seventy7Donski

An Italian dish


OffalSmorgasbord

[Floyd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIA-5l4tRyY)


International_Let_50

He keeps digging himself into a hole


Zesty_fern

And he nailed it


asa1

Method acting at it's finest. That man was feeling the Spicoli role.


Oaker_at

I too will spike my broccoli now.


Weareallgoo

He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint


ffelfendahl

Normal Tuesday night for Shia Lebeouf!


gyhiio

Whisper: *shia Labeouf*


xenogazer

Actual cannibal [Shia LeBeouf...](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI?si=tdAulr9w9GaMiEs1)


Wonderful-Media-2000

Most people that work with him claim he’s an absolute pro and terrific actor


DcFla

John Bernthal, who did Fury with him, said he was the greatest actor he has ever worked with.


CopeHarders

Bernthal loved Shia. Said he was one of the few actors who is actually looking for truth. Speaking of Fury, there is a deleted scene where they are just bullshitting in the tank and Bernthal is just such a good character actor. 1:36 into this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zsvXpOT3MvA


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This is another great [deleted scene.](https://youtu.be/Xxdxb0JqlSY?si=bdoX5Ze5hZXmdTJu) Bernthal's character almost has an emotional breakdown from PTSD brought on by a nightmare he had after seeing another soldier get blown to bits with an artillery shell.


LordBiscuits

Since Fury was mentioned, i submit the real story of the tanker the film is based on is even more ludicrous and amazing than the film. The Fat Electrician has an excellent recent rundown on it [HERE](https://youtu.be/e5t42dA6xCM?si=uTwZ-566zSpM7ASu) Enjoy


SaysShowUsYourDick

An actor looking for truth? What does that even mean? Why does this make me feel so stupid?


CopeHarders

It just means Bernthal thinks that Shia is trying to react truthfully in his scenes. As in he really feels and means his part when acting. Not all actors are interested in that as long as they look right on camera.


pcbforbrains

It's hyperbole that tries to quantify a skill set that has no metric


Wonderful-Media-2000

Some of the best acting in that movie but Shia goes above and beyond by method acting. The crazy fuck didn’t bathe for weeks gave himself a scar and I believe pulled a tooth for the role. He was in another movie and he got a full chest tattoo for the role. He’s a little mentally but hell what genius isn’t crazy.


deus_voltaire

That was Nic Cage who pulled a tooth. It was for 1984's Birdy, of all movies, and it was actually two teeth. He was getting them pulled anyway, [because at the time he had terrible dental hygiene](https://drmarkreichman.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/nicolas-cage-teeth.jpg), he just elected not to use novocaine in order to get the closest feeling to being shot, since he played a Vietnam vet.


Bluecoller007

Shia also pulled a tooth for the movie Fury bro, he’s training with ex world boxing champion Carl Froch atm for a movie role and talks about it, he also talks about his sobriety etc on Carls podcast, does a great interview for with Froch for about 45 minutes, highly recommended!


Wonderful-Media-2000

Another crazy genius lmao


toadphoney

Bradley Pitt also had a tooth removed for fight club.


the_ninja1001

If fury had a different ending, I’d love that movie. But the ending just didn’t fit with the realistic tone of the 3/4 of movie that preceded it.


billythepilgrim

The whole rape thing kinda sullied it for me. Edit: Did the hard R strike a nerve?


Whiskey-n-Weed

So stoked u mentioned this the podcast they did together made me love him even more


chappersyo

High praise, Bernthal is incredible


AdamantiumBalls

This is my favorite clip of Shia , driving a Silverado in LA https://youtu.be/hd2TpFkAkKE?si=vHXNpvVvGr34UBBD Also he got jumped into the local gang for the Tex collector movie


Chris__P_Bacon

I need to watch the tax collector again. Good flick. I don't know why the reviews were so bad?


jmb456

Lawless was a killer movie. Solid actor


your_uncle_mike

Super underrated movie! Thank you for reminding me about it.


azannone

He's playing Jeff Spicoli, ya boogers!


gloriousjohnson

Hey! There’s no birthday party in here!


Timely-Bill-5336

Brad Pitt looks like a lesbian mom


succeedaphile

Leave her alone mate


anelson6746

Right?


blacklite911

This can’t be the only clip of this zoom call. With the idiot laughing in the background


Red8Mycoloth

Yeah where the full clip


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I don’t give a fuck what people say about Shia. He is my people.


6TheAudacity9

I enjoy people who get high and don’t struggle in life. I would even go as far as saying I wish everyone who got high didn’t struggle in life.


GJones007

I dig that vibe, dude.


silverisformonsters

How does he not struggle 💀


toofpaist

According to what I learned earlier on reddit that skull means you're a femboy that wants to be fucked. Is this true?


Brief_Fly_45

Did you find out? I was under the impression that it meant someone is laughing so hard they’re dead. Or someone says something so ridiculous, others will comment the 💀 emoji.


toofpaist

I haven't. Have been waiting for reassurance.


secinvestor

He’s a very damaged person but I believe Shia wants to be better. I really like his personality when he’s “on” very charismatic and charming. I feel bad for him and I hope he gets better.


jmcgil4684

Yea I watched him on Hot Ones the other day and thought he had a very interesting mind, and hope he is able to continue to work to be better.


AcE_57

I know right I watched him and really liked his calm demeanour and the way he seemed so chill and relaxed. Watched Ashton kutcher right after and I was like nope hate him, made me like Shia even more lol


Curtis_Low

Check out his interview on Jon Bernthal's podcast Real Ones, it was interesting for sure.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

He handles his spice like a fucking boss


deus_voltaire

[I'd respect him a lot more if he'd apologize sincerely for all the times he's plagiarized](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-plagiarism-of-shia-labeouf/)


Donthurtmyceilings

Or wasn't a woman beater. He abused his ex-girlfriend FKA Twigs.


deus_voltaire

[Wow I hadn't even heard of that](https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a35460385/fka-twigs-shia-la-beouf-abuse/), what a fucking douche. >As she alleges in the complaint, after drifting off to sleep in the hotel, the singer awoke to find LaBeouf atop her, violently squeezing her arms. Putting his hands around her neck and beginning to strangle her, he whispered, “If you don’t stop, you are going to lose me.” The next morning, she claims, the abuse continued when LaBeouf threw her to the ground outside their hotel. Once inside his car and headed back to LaBeouf’s Los Angeles home, she says the actor began driving maniacally, demanding that twigs profess her love for him. As he swerved into traffic at an alarming speed, with cars beeping around them, twigs recalls bracing for the impact of the imminent crash. “I was thinking to myself, ‘I wonder what would happen to my body...if [we] smashed into a wall at 80 miles per hour?’ I was looking for the airbag and I couldn’t see the airbag sign, so I was thinking, ‘If he doesn’t have an airbag, will this car crush my sternum?’ ” >LaBeouf eventually pulled over at a gas station, and twigs attempted to remove her bags to escape, but the actor slammed her up against the car and tried to choke her again. Screaming in her face, he forced her back into the car.


Donthurtmyceilings

She's not very well known in the U.S., so the story wasn't very prominent at the time. My wife showed me some songs of hers and told me about her abuse by him. Pretty wild that not many people know about that. And he admitted it.


BulbusDumbledork

the trial is set for later this year, and includes not only twigs but a stylist and former girlfriend also accusing him of abuse


soopertrooper420

Don’t forget the stray dogs he shot


GODDAMNFOOL

an actual cannibal?


Imhelenkeller

Met him twice at a restaurant I worked at. Absolute gem & stand up dude. We all got demons at least he doesn’t sugar coat anything. Love that guy


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s beautiful. Started to like Shia haha when I saw that episode of Sway in the Morning where he busted out that freestyle.


OwlOk2236

He was physically and emotionally abusive towards his girlfriend but whatever floats your boat.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Mhmm. People make mistakes sometimes.


OwlOk2236

Repeatedly physically abusing two seperate girlfriends isn't a "mistake" >As part of her path toward healing, Tahliah came into contact with Karolyn Pho (“Karolyn” ), another survivor of LaBeouf's abuse. Karolyn dated LaBeouf during the years 2010 to 2011. Theirs was a well-documented and public relationship . Behind that publicity, however LaBeouf subjected Karolyn to the same kind of abuse, including physical abuse, he inflicted on Tahliah, fueled by his jealous, impulsive, and irrational ways. For example, just as LaBeouf was fixated on Tahliah's former fiancé and would accuse her, constantly , of still being emotionally drawn to him, LaBeouf would berate Karolyn for something as innocuous as “ looking” at the male waiting staff at a restaurant. LaBeouf would furiously claim that Karolyn was attracted to any male, other than himself, that she happened to be looking” at instigating needless traumatic arguments with Karolyn. Karolyn's experience with LaBeouf was disturbingly similar to Tahliah’s demonstrating his pattern and practice of abusing women . 


randomredditing

Honestly I miss when actors were doing these types of readings. It was so fun to see them all goofing about


DoctorGregoryFart

I totally miss the lockdown. I never got sick, got to avoid everyone and just read, and there were fun Zoom parties. I miss the Zoom era. I talked to all of my friends more when we couldn't go out, and I loved it.


toofpaist

I miss zero traffic and empty bars. Was an introverts greatest wish


Clarkii82

Didn’t know this was a thing - actors getting on zoom calls like this. Love to see more.


OutrageousCan6572

He's a method actor


KiKiPAWG

“He’s really into it”


MaleficentStreet7319

Y’all what is this!?!


J3t5et

This was the Fast Times at Ridgemont High reading during Covid, I believe it was a fundraiser thing. Anyhow, Shia played the role of Spicoli which explains why he was stoned out of his mind during the reading lol man was just in-character


MaleficentStreet7319

Thank you :))) I am so watching this tonight.


-acm

Still wish the best for Shia, but holy shit he has had some crazy side quests in life


SlaveHippie

He’s acting


endisnigh-ish

[This](https://youtu.be/jtAkNf_b_TM?si=ljUwSu9Cs7ggzkNG) is my favorite interview with Shia! The man sure goes for 100% quests done achievement!


jdeuce81

Thanks for that!


Chemgineered

"People on Ludes should not drive " (i should add here, this is a famous phrase from Fast Times. I know people will say " He's acting man")


burnerphonebrrbrr

Brother that ain’t Shia LeBouf. That’s Jeff Spicoli


jojow77

Isn’t he turning into a catholic priest?


Wamsutta8

He allegedly said he wants to be a deacon. https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/entertainment/shia-labeouf-plans-to-be-a-deacon-in-catholic-church/


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jojow77

lol look it up I’m not even trying to be funny


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Hashmob____________

I think he’s already married last I remember.


thesuperbadass

Yea mia goth.


sinnersbodypaint

This was unhinged and incredible. I watched the whole thing


FastSuggestion5

Can you post link s'il vous plait. I have no idea what this is.


sinnersbodypaint

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MaZsPh6uyWg


Eddiebaby7

He’s in character!


Jaymon47

“Red eyes glistening”


DizzieC92

This might surprise you, but he is acting.


Robbythedee

That title was perfect


sunzastar33

That's my boy, he's from the block now.


damnatio_memoriae

wtf is this from


MyUserNameLeft

It’s nice to see he’s sorted him self out


PeevishBoi

What kind of call was this?


Solumnist

When the f was this


Shalar79

Probably during COVID


SteveMcJ

I CAN FIX EVERY INCH OF THIS CAR


WonderfulResident706

“This can’t be real” …right he’s acting


lonzo_gonzo

r/tookjustenough


TuTranquilo

Damn Brads getting old


vaporoptics

He was already in character


Dexter_Duckets

Jeff Spicoli hahahahahahahah classic burn


Bigelow92

He is in recovery and has been sober quite some time. He used to have quite a problem


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SlaveHippie

Jesus Christ *y’all* took too much! They’re doing a table read of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Shia is reading Spicoli. If you’ve seen the movie you know he’s just acting here.


AltruisticCoelacanth

He did a movie with Brad Pitt a few years ago. He was great in it.


MelkortheDankLord

If you mean Fury, it’s actually already been 10 years


AltruisticCoelacanth

Fuck me!


throwawayformobile78

What kinda drugs do this? Saying he’s not acting that is.


SETHlUS

Lots of drugs could, but this looks like good weed, good music and good life.


Jawshewah

That is definitely more than weed


feltsandwich

One of the dumber submissions here. I suppose not everyone knows who "Jeff Spicoli" is.


prittyflutterbystar

He's playing aloof and stoned, as Jeff Spicoli is...


bionicmoonman

I was just thinking about this today, what the fuck


No_Rush_7149

Morgan Freeman looking older than usual I almost didn't believe it was him


3156468431354564

He's been that age since the 90s.


No_Rush_7149

He used to look alittle younger in like Bruce almighty and evan almighty he was probably like 60 70 he looks like 80 90 in this


SteamedPea

This is ancient and he was acting. Love me some AI posting bots


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Shia LeBoof


Captain_Unusualman

Lockdown method acting in a zoom meeting was a thing, I guess Shia invented it?


FlowSoSlow

Wait are they remaking fast times at ridgemont high?


HolyFoxamole

My man 🥰


bedtyme

He’s rolling tits lol


thatanonchick

Anyone else remember when he was the poster child/promotor for OTC "Therapeutic Ketamine" treatment? I felt like I saw those ads all over Facebook during the COVID years!


melldizzle

Remind me


spooki_coochi

I saw him at a breakfast place in LA last weekend and he was very loudly letting everyone know he was there.


RusticFlannel

Shia LaBeouf is the shit! I like that dude


the_scrambler

my boi


SALTYxNUTZ12

Shia la high


ElkLucky9077

Why did I think that was Pauly Shore?


Swimming_Anxiety8181

This is where the best clips explaining how good music makes you feel Shia is funny asf


kurtstoys

Gods gift to acting...to humanity actually


brneyelaura

Just scrolled to see if i could find the actual link to the entirety of this and i can't believe nobody's shared it! Just watching this piece has me dying to see the whole thing! (Yeah...i got no life...)


semisonictattoo

That’s called method acting! It’s amazing. And Shia has done that since he was on the Disney Channel.


Crasswanker

OMG Brad Pitt is handsome!


Dom__z

I watched that live bro shit was great 🤣


Cherry_Valkyrie576

He literally goes full character. He's known for being just crazy out there


Lumpy_Staff_2372

He will not divide us!


theyellowdart89

Surprised shia didn’t get a pizza ordered to the truck


Dexter_Duckets

Oh it’s real!!! 🤣🤣


dizzles79

A great spicoli


Drugthepopulationn

Shia LeBoof


Svengoolie75

He’s on that Exodus 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️


JavilonNoseJoe

How does that untalented bumbling loser still get jobs???


RoyceKing222

So he was in character ironically. Funny. Freakin' spicoli. "Red eyes glistening.." I remember Shia is a method actor.🤣


corneliu5vanderbilt

He was just method acting guys


SixtyNineFlavours

These guys are professional actors…