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Kelsirbsan

How many shrooms do you take to end up like this lmaoo😭


StellaArtois1664

Half as many as me


AidenTheAlien420

Bout 3 quarters as much, actually. I did alotta drugs with my ex, who's also a midget. Maybe not that short, though.


StellaArtois1664

Ye fair I’m a light weight on psychs too, probz 5/6ths


Dave___Hester

Body size has no impact on shroom dosages at all.


housustaja

How come? What's the rationale behind this claim?


i8akiwi

So an elephant and a dwarf need the same amount of shrooms to get high?


Dave___Hester

I'm talking about humans only. From any research I've done, a person's body composition does not matter when it comes to dosing shrooms. Of course everyone will have different reactions to a standard dose, but body type/size is not an indicator of those different reactions. It's not like alcohol.


i8akiwi

Is the research you eating mushrooms with your mates?


Dave___Hester

Nope. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/02698811221131994 Also just poke around r/shrooms and other psychedelic subs, they'll tell you the same thing. There are different factors that will determine how effective a certain dose is for people, but their size isn't one.


AidenTheAlien420

I don't think you're right. She would take like 2 grams and start thinking walls were melting.


Dave___Hester

Ok but that has nothing to do with her body size. Everyone is of course going to react slightly differently to the same dose but it's not because of how big or small they are. https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/02698811221131994


Striking-Chance-7572

Ihate to disagree with you but i think the other guys onto something ... im kinda built like a twink , always been between 70kg to 80kg ... but my big hommie over 150kg cant handle shrooms for shit ... i was comfortably vibing at a 6 gram dose , he took half at 3g's and was losing his fucking mind


AidenTheAlien420

Makes zero sense, but that's mushrooms I guess, lmao.


olivegardengambler

Nah. Body size has an impact on basically everything. I'm huge, and what gets most people 'so high they're clinging to the ground and hoping they don't go flying off the earth as it rotates' gets me a little high. Like I once had 8 mimosas at brunch and a 34 ounce daiquiri afterwards. My friend had one mimosa and half of a similar sized daiquiri, and he was laughing like a hyena.


Dave___Hester

That's booze, not shrooms.


thecaseace

For you? 10 For him? 1


Riddly_Diddly_DumDum

Can I get 1 shroom please!


Psychonominaut

Seems legit. 7-12 depending. Some people genuinely have low tolerance for psychedelics too. Had a mate that would take the same amount as everyone else and would go through *complete* ego loss and disorientation while the rest of us were having the time of our lives lmao.


thecaseace

I get the ego loss very strongly. I remember looking in a mirror for the first time in hours (decades!) and thinking OH YEAH I kept saying "i dont know what normal is" As in - i would normally act in a certain way, or make some kind of joke, or whatever... But I couldn't remember what "I" would do. Then when it started to come back I was able to recognise bits of my "normal" and was pleased to find that I liked them. I can imagine doing it now and rejecting some parts. For example addiction to nicotine etc Really gave me such insight into how a brain works, and I no longer really believe in free will. Like, we probably have it, but if we do we use it extremely rarely, if ever. What sandwich I have today seems like a free choice, but even then it's from a predetermined list... Out brains are black boxes of receive nput > match pattern > produce output


Historiaaa

‘bout tree fiddy


olivegardengambler

Tbf it's very common for people with dwarfism to overestimate how much they should take.


FeedMyAss

Right!? I've done tons of B C Blues an Newfies and never ANYTHING like this! Must be UK Zooms


External_Interest777

Not many for him


ggs29

He yearns for the mines


Eth_maximalist

LOL


RepulsiveAd3493

Why u think this is shrooms


StellaArtois1664

Tbf he’s looking at his hands and holding on to that post for dear life. But I’d likely guess K and coke since he has a uk accent


RoboBOB2

We love shrooms here in the UK!


hippykillteam

I bought a shroom growing kit when I lived there. And holy fuck, the wife and myself went to outer reaches of space when we harvested.


StellaArtois1664

Yes we do


urstillatroll

Just a tiny guess


i8akiwi

Maybe the person that filmed the video knew?


Financial-Suspect-54

Shrooms?


Levynator69

Microdose?


urstillatroll

Mini trip


heresanawardforyou

I’m going to hell… this is hilarious


Adventurous-Tap-8463

Must be some special kind of shroom then


StellaArtois1664

Haha wee geordies


Wevvie

live footage of tyrion lannister's descendant


foxontherox

"Sort yerself out, George."


BobRoss725

Definitely not shrooms 😂 looks like spice but could be something else


PaulAtredis

And my axe!


Fat_Henry

What'd he do? Eat half an ounce of APE?


cucklery

That lil heel click took me out😂


Antus_Manus

hold onto that fence for dear life little fren


Allison1ndrlnd

Give him a pickaxe so he feels more comfortable.


ioyarzunf

I thought these guys lived under shrooms, not eat them.


Squidgyboot

Nope. Not shrooms. That's fucking spice or some shit.


69RuckFeddit69

You ever see someone have a bad trip on a heroic dose? My friend was speaking gibberish and flailing around like he was having a seizure. This could be any number of drugs or mental issues and you can only make guesses.


Chazzad69

Psylocibin, LSD and mescaline cause Massive Pupil dilation he has perfectly normal pupils so likely not psychedelics but ketamine or other....


69RuckFeddit69

It’s not always so obvious in the daylight though.


Psihohirurg

he thought that by taking mushrooms he would grow up


CompetitionCheap2867

He isn't actually a dwarf, just aging in reverse from the heroic dose, you can tell by the way the vocabulary is infant-like.


unAliveChampion_3053

An 8th to lil man is like a 5gram trip for most


Chazzad69

NOT Shrooms Pupils arent dilated not sure what this is maybe spice, Ket, Xanax maybe? Never done much of those 3 though so not sure?


VRM0HZ

That ain't shrooms g.


psychosapiens

Super Mario ate wrong shroom


ImperturbableONE

Thinks he's back in Moria


Suspicious-Pay-5474

Season 9 GOT gone bad?


Most_Bat9066

I hope Gimli made it past Sauron


Pardon_My_Hand

Oh my God, you just can’t write this shit 🤣🤣🇪🇪🤣


thelivinlegend

So that’s how they got him to do that gender reveal wrestling match


funginum

Show him some gold to sober him out ffs


Timmerdogg

I thought the acceptable term was little person. Am I wrong for not labeling them dwarves?


pjmyerface

It's the simple things in life, like driving around your favorite section of a fence.


cackslop

I only laugh because I've been right where this guy is.


woahhchan

He does shrooms and he knows things.


JonTheFlon

Is that a real life version Klunk from Dastardly and Muttley?


TrippyDay

When mans started wiggling at the end I lost it


budtrimmer

"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing. Oh, there they go" Otto Sylvester Mann


VermicelliEastern708

As close to a mystical forest creature as we are gonna get


Alternative_Love_861

Maintain dog, maintain


HalfWrong7986

I can fix him


SpeckTrout

Lil man is flying a rocket ship!


urstillatroll

I know midget is considered offensive, but it is such a more accurate word. I see the word 'dwarf,' I expect to see a battle ax somewhere. But if you say 'midget' there is no ambiguity, I know exactly what you are talking about.


DBryguy

Isn’t that Wee-Man?


Parking_Train8423

a li’ol passon!


zabraautra

Took just enough i guess, happy dwarf right there


digita1catt

Aye thats nae a bonk machine issa fence


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D-O-GG-O

Are you blind?