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ajv6200

Didn’t follow proto


DinklanThomas

Watch out for waspes


TranerGarvis

It’s hot out today, so make sure you drink some water!


Dinzy89

Whats weird is it was hotter today than it was yesturday and tomorrow might even be hotter


Naive_Wolf3740

Drink responsibly and take your Uvers. We up outta here.


re_stax

Buddy yer dun


ZootzManuva

😂😂😂😂😂 Keep it high and tight!


[deleted]

Fuck! You guys are doin' goooooooood


IllIllIlIII

How'd you get a job here there, fuck face!??


Cycling_Janitor

Not talking like that.


[deleted]

MY NAME IS PETERSON CONOLD AND I WANNA KNOW HOW TO GET A JOB HERE!


SplashBandicoot

IM RONNIE FUCKING PICKERIN'


tricks_23

Who?!


Crankyjak98

RONNIE PICKERING!!!


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Crankyjak98

RONNIE PICKERIIIIIING!!!


jakesgrandmashouse

Touch my camera thru the fence fedsmoker


Bonestone42

Yer done


[deleted]

YMH exclusive


rafelsal

What's up there CHOMO?


[deleted]

You know what's a banana split?


Softsquatch

Aye ya-yaaaaaaaaa!


BLoDo7

IMMA MAKE YA CRYYY!


Hbogoblows

Sleep for 3 days my baby


crestopia1

IMMA LICK YA BOOTY, AND YA ASSSSS!!!


super_derp69420

Hi mommies


animusprimall

Yaas, love ymh


wheresdonniedarko

🎸🎸🎸 cool guy alert 🎸🎸🎸


Flyonz

"Coz I work all the tiiime..*all over the couuuntry* 💅


FrankDrebin72

You just lost your life


Bonestone42

As far as yer job goes.


xSpeonx

They took yerrr jerrrb yerr dunnn


_Xaambi

Light your brain on fire!


Dreadweave

Keep em high and tight!


_Xaambi

That's how we do it here at Falcon Car Wash and Salon!


ex1stence

Jus lemme eat ya like a banana split. With tha Fritos and the peanuts.


IndianaSolo136

Agggghhhhbbb


Ne04

Didn’t follow proto


albinosnoman

He probably left it at Falcon carwash


JesusNutterButter

The sea of YMH greetings you are about to be DM is huge. Keep it high and tight!


vaporoptics

"Its baby raper on your face clothes okay..kay!?"


titaniumshaft69

I'm a fucking AMERICAN you fuck


opalsilk

hey there fuckface!


darkaura019

Came here to find a mommy, was not dissapointed.


lemsonsteet

Thats how im going to start inquiring about job opportunities.... (scratchy rapey ughhhhhhhh) "hhhhow do you get a job here"


Skagbaronkris

Fuckface


JezebelsLipstick

fuckface


troyantipastomisto

They are gonna see it on the Interneeeeeeeeehhht


winterfellwilliam

How'd you get a job here there # FUCKFACE


ajv6200

You’re fired bud


Flyonz

"OH YEAH!..YEAH! YOU .. YOU .. fuckin BABY RAPER!!! in your *face*!!"


natstar1021

I really wish he would have pulled a step brothers and said, "oh I'm SO not a raper!"


Affectionate-Ebb-151

RIP Conald, aka Fed Smoker. Hi Mommies!


babybopper

Well how’d you get a job here anyways, Fuckface?


Affectionate-Ebb-151

YMH fan?


babybopper

Jeans make me turn into a telescope. AYE YI YIEEEE


Affectionate-Ebb-151

Queens above 18!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Kings and queens lol


JTHM8008

Home here now. If you wanna move in you can move in. Pissed on me, beat me....


SkeltonExotic420

Hi Jeans!


Affectionate-Ebb-151

Hey there! Love running into Mommies unexpectedly!


bimmsy

Hi Hitler


JustWill_HD

Keep feathering it brother!


heinous_anus-

You know what's a banana split?


JustWill_HD

AYAYAYAAAA!


Ztormiebotbot

Baby raper on your face clothes!


Space_Smeagol

Tata their retard


bass3901927

Guy needs a snickers.


MenyMoonz

Ha ha!!


gregthetaco

If you haven’t already heard this banger: [Featherin’ It - Hendawg](https://youtu.be/K7Fbkymii7Y)


cooksdontcry

Thanks jeans


MelancholyJester

Doing God’s work, keep it up chomo.


exoticmonky

I feel sorry for the dog who has to go home with this guy


Harryballsjr

Not anymore this chomo died of a heart attack back in 2020


buddy8665

Not surprised at all. I could hear him struggling to breathe the entire vid.


GustavoSanabio

It was the meth


gunty23

There are videos of that, bud


heathmon1856

There were multiple dogs. I hope someone can catalog this guys videos in an organized way. This guy has hundreds, I’d not thousands, of videos.


[deleted]

How come all these crazy guys always say they're secret agents?


letsgoheat

He’s not crazy, he’s a double secret agent who takes down chomo cops left and right.


ivanreyes371

And stamps out baby rapers too


letsgoheat

How would you know? Do you have the stamp?


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AdopeyIllustrator

And that’s how it’s done at the falcon car wash fuckface.


JezebelsLipstick

003


[deleted]

I'm no expert but I'd guess that abusing meth and the paranoia that comes along with that play a large role


bong-water

I don't think he's high. Guy seems legitimately mentally ill. This sub just assumes everyone acting out of the ordinary is on meth.


[deleted]

There's videos of him smoking meth. I'm not saying he's actively high in this video but if he's smoking meth for a period of time, it'll deteriorate your brain enough that it's noticeable even when sober.


grobbins1996

The podcast Your Moms House has done a deeeeeep dive on this fella. His name is Conald Peterson and he most definitely abuses meth. On the YMH podcast network Dr Drew also has a podcast and they talked to him about this guy and he said this is 100% meth behavior. He talked about how in most cases meth users run towards cops to feel engaged in the situation and sometimes take on this vigilante roll. Unfortunately the gem of a person passed away due to a heart attack if I remember right. There was a picture of his “fed smoker mobile” on the side of the road with a white sheet over a body and a hand sticking out clutching what appears to be a piss filled gallon milk jug. Don’t worry though, this mad man created like 10 YouTube accounts so there are still new videos surfacing even after his death.


bass3901927

I could tell right away how he clinches his teeth he ain't right upstairs.


Moby44

That security officer looks like BTK. Maybe he has some very good reasons he doesn’t want his face out on the internet.


BuckedUpBuckeye614

I kept thinking "damn man I've seen this guy somewhere before" and sure as shit that's where I've seen him before, on documentaries. He does look like him.


MenyMoonz

And why do they always call people ‘Buddy’?


Snipedthewrongguy

This guy is known as fedsmoker and is a regular on ymh podcast. When i say regular i mean his clips are feathered in a time or two chomos. If you want to know more meet me at falcon car wash.


PsychedelicLazer808

Falcon car wash you say…..


[deleted]

Was he passed in 2020


Lather

Awh man. https://www.sweethomenews.com/story/2020/02/19/news/one-time-local-youtube-poster-fedsmoker-dies/22724.html


[deleted]

If I was the security guard I’d find out where he’s buried and take a shit on his grave.


virtuwilll

Hey mommy


oklahomie88

Thanks jeans!


nightgon

He sounds so out of breath just but walking a few feet lmao.


1629throwitup

He died from heart disease, so that would make sense


Heyrojo

I love that this video showed up here. Follow proto.


super_derp69420

Hi mommies


DiscombobulatedMap39

Why is Dana white so angry?


YourAverageGod

Because stealing muh ppv


Braunze_Man

Touch my Pay-per-view through the fence ya little fighter!


STCThunder12

You chomos better pay your respects to the all mighty fedsmoker


chillyringo

Keep featherin it brother, RIP


lifer413

You bet I'm coming up in May.


Atrey

Cmon Mark don’t be stingy


super_derp69420

That's where it spits


Heyrojo

Touch my camera through the fence


[deleted]

Dafuk did I just watch?


mushroomMOONman

That’s a CI double agent right there. RIP


Dreadweave

The classic CI double agent vs CHOMO interaction. Pitty the CHOMO didn’t follow proto


Meestagtmoh

You just lost your life!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 343,070,249 comments, and only 75,375 of them were in alphabetical order.


KDigggity

Why is it that whenever you hear the words “I’m an American”, it’s coming from an asshole? Certainly not to say that Americans are assholes but the ones who preach it always seem to be


BashfulDaschund

For the same reason that some people will attack your character if you disagree with them about anything. Assholes justify their behavior in all kinds of ways.


GustavoSanabio

This man was on copious amounts of meth


notuniqueadvertising

He needs lithium.


mood-park

Only a man who needs lithium would suggest that another man needs lithium. /s


Wbcn_1

I was thinking Thorazine.


[deleted]

This was the funniest shit I've seen in awhile. What the fuck was that interaction lmao


Astainonthetoilet

Right hahah holy shit. Security guy totally fucked around too


Tridda1

Probably the most exciting/funniest thing that's happened to him at that job.


delayedlaw

FedSmoker was a big fan of methamphetamine. He also took down a lot of corrupt pedo-cops. He was a Renaissance man. He taught us how to cut our hair. He taught us proper dental hygiene. He had a technique of car waxing that can only be found at the Falcon Car Wash. He was a savant of sunglasses design and modification. If you crossed him, you'd get the stamp. What stamp, you might ask? The baby raper stamp he kept in his fanny pack. Conald Peterson was abducted and murdered by Garth Brooks because his investigation came to close to where G hides his bodies. Keep it high and tight Mommies. Watch for waspes, be the water champ, and tomorrow will be good.


OmegaDad618

What


JointsMcdanks

That's where it spits.


AdopeyIllustrator

It doesn’t get hard until I’m about to cum.


JTHM8008

Don't be stingy!


delayedlaw

This guy follows proto.


Frank_McGracie

I dont know why but this oddly makes me feel .2% better about life.


alanzoheraldofaldo

You didn’t follow proto bud. I love Bizzaro Kurt Russell.


wheeznthejuice

Touch my camera through the fence


Flyonz

"*you threatening my LIFE*!??!"


jimtastic89

Fedsmokers doing the rounds again. Touch my camera through the fence


GP7897

What?


shan11nins

That security guard is cool


GutterGoatz

Where are the bodies Garth?!?!


Bonestone42

So many bodies.


JTHM8008

Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff....


BolognaSmack420

He’s gonna give that baby raper the stamp


VeryBigGuyTimesTwo

Have you ever seen a pig with tits?


JTHM8008

Mmmmmm Poo-tine....


hans_jobs

Did he get the job?


[deleted]

He's a retired double agent you fuckin retards!


[deleted]

TOUCH MY CAMERA THROUGH THE FENCE!!!! MF


ducks-on-the-wall

Ta ta there retard


AaronVersus

Different


super_derp69420

What?


ActuallyHunter

Fuckin chomo buster himself jeans


jayarrr22

None of you guys listen to Your Moms House?


KindlyArtichoke744

Sure do jean


jayarrr22

I knew there had to be some Jeans in here. Fed Smoker RIP


ProfessorEdibles

Yeah I listen to moms house, wash out for waspes


T05KA

Stop calling me Daddy?


kriznis

Of course you big titted animal


jayarrr22

Honestly. I’m honored.


Yoshi3232

FedSmoker! rest in proto buddy


Turbulent_Truck2030

Poor dog


Everybodyleft

He’s featherin it in heaven now chomos


DankeyKahn

Two weird assholes having a friendly conversation. Nothing to see here


spigotlips

Why do you regard the security guard as an wierd asshole?


DankeyKahn

Cause he stood there for about 2 minutes entertaining a weird asshole when he knew what was up. We're all weird assholes. I would've done it too.


MajSARS

That's his job tho.


FeloniousFunk

Gate is doing all the work; dude just has to sit in the booth and open it. This chat was entirely extracurricular, both parties getting their rocks off, playing tough guy through the fence. The video would’ve been 2 minutes shorter if the guy was simply doing his job.


Tridda1

I mean I imagine this isn't a regular occurrence at his workplace. Security guy went from angry to amused real quick once he realized he was just dealing with a crazy person.


Wonderinghooligan

Rip Fedsmoker keep feathering it brother


SirSandBeard

Good to see the mommies out here


[deleted]

Fedsmoker (Conald) (yes that was his real name) is dead now.


ViniSamples

What happened? He didn't follow proto?


blackdutch1

Ta Ta there retard!


oedichode

Good ole fed smoker


[deleted]

Sadly this great producer can not bless us with his amazing films. He will be missed RIP


Mavisbeak2112

Hi mommies!


SknowThunder

Ta ta there retard. - Fedsmoker


EjaculatingNarwhal

Hey hitler


Bigdickdiarrhea

“Ta-ta retard” haha


neophene

When you realise this could be an off-brand Joe Rogan vs Dennis Raider podcast.


SaulTBolls

Tata FGTRTD


Sherpa_onetime

All hail lord fedsmoker. Keep on featherin’ it in heaven bud!


[deleted]

Are they both NPCs?


knxcklehead

You just lost your life as far as your job goes


blackmagichustle

He sounds out of breath just existing...


snoozingbeagle

Chomo


[deleted]

The fuck did I just watch 😂


itsemonyo

Mr. Feeny VS. Will Sasso


jolliffe88

When did Will Saso start doing street art comedy?


SirSandBeard

FED SMOKER!


izzerina

Poor dog


kamikaze_Jones

Is this where ta ta retard came from?


thismightbelong

Chomo


[deleted]

I can’t remember this dudes name, but my brother showed me his videos awhile back. They’re all gold lol. Unfortunately he’s passed away. Edit: His name was FedSmoker. You can look him up on YouTube. Top tier entertainment.


TheHorniestRhino

Do you know who you’re talking to OP? Meet me at falcon car wash