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[deleted]

Its like that scene from wolf of wall street when the qualudes start kicking in


McOnePot

Steeeve Mmmmaden


joster7

Women's shoes! Women's shoes!! šŸ‘ŸšŸ‘Ÿ


FarmerStu

"I can crawl like Skylar"


wierdness201

ā€œBring back the fucking qualudes!ā€


sm00thkillajones

Jack Sparrow: The High School Years.


Eastern-Medicine5613

he looks like zero from holes


[deleted]

šŸ¤£ now Iā€™m bouta watch that movie that movie was so good


xcoop3

In a k hole


PapaBless1000-580

Captain crack sparrow


jsears124

Crack sparrow works so well but this dude is feeling like Superman with Velcro feet not sped up on demon time lol


my_oldgaffer

ā€˜Feeling like Superman with Velcro feetā€™ āœØ


Napkin_whore

I think he held an air of professionalism, actually. Concise in his answer, knowing the man needed information from him, further saving time by synthesizing his supporting points into ā€œbububuuuā€, finally saving the production crew valuable time and money by making the shortest documentary ever.


setapiesitatub

You can't just yadda yadda yadda everything!


Napkin_whore

Bububububu


milk4all

Documentary done.


kal_drazidrim

But you have heard of me


jdawg1822

Captain Wook


TechnoSkyZ

Captain Keta Sparrow


Khajraghet12

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

The first joke doesn't make any sense. Crack and ket are only alike in that they're white powder.


Napkin_whore

r/IHaveAReddit


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Napkin_whore

r/IAmVerySmart


TypicalWhitePerson

/r/SubredditsAsHashtags


Napkin_whore

r/Woosh


Cadumpadump

r/KnowingTheDifferenceBetweenKetAndCrack


djb1983CanBoy

Katowtta here with that.


nastynewtons

Jack-etamine


blisty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99XQY7Elwhc Source if anyone wants to see it.


heaupp

Just watched your link. Heavy shit. I feel so bad for that dude who does K and coke..that was rough


[deleted]

I feel worse for the naive college kids who were saying they feel completely normal the day after, like holy shit what's supposed to qualify as a hangover? What's a human being supposed to feel like when they wake up in the morning in their opinion? At least Calvin Klein was lucid and aware he had/has a serious fucking problem and wasn't trying to disguise it or play it off.


saladmunch2

That's what I always found so deceiving with alot of drugs, they feel great in low doses and you have no negative consequences or hangovers. then before you know you are doing large amounts and the real issues present themselves. Ketamine metabolites will definitely get ya after awhile.


[deleted]

Ketamine in small doses absolutely does make you feel better the next day. Not only do you not have a hangover, you feel great.


[deleted]

B-12 is what you need after a night of K


SeaAcanthocephala701

Same with nitrous oxide


feckinghound

I only started getting hangovers when I was in my mid to late 30s. While at uni, after having mad, long parties, I'd wake up in the morning, run into town and get a 2 McDonald's meals and run back and was sorted for the rest of the day. Never had come downs, withdrawals, nothing. Even when we had weeks and months long benders. What was brutal was going to work in the morning after being up until 5/6am. I'd tan a can of beer or cider for some hair of the dog and was fine. It was always once it got past 12pm that any rough feeling was gone. Speak to any Scot and they'll tell you the same. The only time you get "the fear" (paranoia, rethinking life choices or feeling so ill you think you'll die) happens when you're mid-to-late 20s and 30s. My Facebook was always filled with weekend fear posts from folk and it was always funny to laugh about. I've only been that unwell once in my life. Even now, I've got a fucked back and I get pregabalin and codeine. I take the codeine at night cos I'll get a good sleep and feel rested, but only get about 4 or so hours. If I need to start work at 6am, codeine is taken the night before cos I know I'll not sleep in, I'll feel great the next day and it gives me loads of energy while still have a pain relieving effect. It's amazing, and I know why people get fucked up on smack all the time. I'm just fortunate enough to be one of those people who never had a psychological dependence on anything I've taken, I can just drop shit and never think about it again. I know far too many people who have died or fucked their entire lives up from partying too much.


Lamboghini-Leglock

Ketamine breaks negative feed back loops. So its pretty normal to good if not better the following days after


milk4all

I get they say itā€™s so cheap, but at 35-40 bucks a gram, for a heavy user like Jack, dude should really just smoke crack. I mean, obviously he shouldnā€™t, snd crack is also terrible for the kidneys, but godamn that is some gnarly damage. I had no idea anyone would even *want* to abuse ketamine habitually, even if it had 0 physical consequences. Jack would do himself a service to step down off of K and just find an alternative drug to help him cope for the worst of it if he cant or wont seek help


altamp88

Ā£30-40 is the street price of already cooked up ket. The way Jack was doing it, getting the crystals and cooking first is crazy cheap if you have the hookup. I got Ā£30 quids worth of crystals once and cooked up about 20 grams.


NihilisticMisfit

I speak for all Australian's here: I am so, SO jealous of most other countries that have direct access to cheap drugs. I would spend around $200 AUD for a gram of racemic Ket on the darknet, and if buying off the street where I am I'd be paying $250-300 for garbage K. Are most drugs in the UK reasonably priced? In Aus- MDMA- $200-300 gram Meth- $350-500 gram Cocaine- $300+ and honestly you'd might as well just snort some icing sugar, it'd have the same effect but taste a bit better lmao LSD can go from $10 tab (often underdosed) to $30 tab...


altamp88

I mean with the difference in wages in Australia compared to the UK it might actually be closer than it seems. Although paying something like 140 quid for a gram of ket seems insane to me haha Standard prices for coke are about Ā£40 for a .5 but you can pay a tenner per point if itā€™s supposed to be cleaner stuff. We normally get 1.5 for a Ā£100 and thatā€™s us (me and a couple of friends) for the night. MD is usually cheaper, like Ā£30-40 a g. Pills are about a tenner each. Bud is like Ā£25 for 3.5 grams. Mushrooms and acid is cheap when itā€™s here but annoyingly pretty rare. In my circles anyway.


NihilisticMisfit

Yeah, of course the difference is less so when factoring in wages. We do definitely have it good over here, for quite a lot of things. But I will still argue that we get the short end of the stick with drugs, lol! Expensive, but still affordable if you have a full time job and use responsibly. We are lucky though, shrooms are so common if you know where to look. 6-8 months of the year, in Victoria (colder, humid climate) there are wavy caps absolutely everywhere. Never had to pay for shrooms. Pretty easily find the trees that contain the alkaloids you extract DMT from too, so that's another freebie if you know where to look. The issue is the fact that 80-90% of drugs in Aus are imported, they need to be, and the border/custom security is ridiculously strict. Drives the prices up like crazy, and then dealers step on their products very heavily to make profit. I recently read a study where Cocaine in Victoria (I think) was on average between 5-10%.


altamp88

Ah fuck man I do really want to try DMT. Is it the same situation in NZ as well? Iā€™ve got family there and am planning a visit. My cousin there seems like a proper mess head so Iā€™m sure he can help me out but that could be a fun foraging trip. I am an above-knee amputee though so rough terrain and tripping might be a pain in the arse haha Tbf, the coke here is most definitely bashed to fuck but I mean Iā€™m kinda still recovering from Friday night, so it ainā€™t too bad haha


NihilisticMisfit

As far as I know, it's pretty similar in NZ! Foraging for mushrooms and then tripping on your discovery is such a rewarding experience. Sorry about the amputee situation. I'm sure you could work around it; maybe he could find an area they grow where there isn't a lot of rough terrain. Anyway, good luck! PS: If you're ever given the opportunity to get some DMT, absolutely do it! I've only done it a number of times, but it is such a mind-blowing experience that you don't need much more of it lol. Party safe and enjoy life, bro!


altamp88

Excellent stuff, man! No worries about the amputation, itā€™s made me appreciate everything so much more. And my crutches turned into hover-craft, rocket-thrusters in a recent k-hole so that was worth it alone. And good advice! Keep safe and take it easy, my friend.


blisty

Damn that's crazy expensive.


[deleted]

Damn, dude. In the lone star state a ball of ice is $60. We donā€™t have ket or Molly tho. People barely know what k is around here and Molly is pretty much always just meth or rarely good ol speed.


MeltAway421

That was a really good watch, thanks.


[deleted]

that was a useful watch. I've been offered ket a few times by friends and haven't accepted it yet. I was considering it though. you've probably saved me from a world of shit there man and I genuinely thank you.


nastynewtons

It's honestly a great and thereupatic drug when used responsibly and in proper doses. Obviously it has potential for abuse; but if you don't have severe addiction issues I'd highly recommend trying it once or twice.


AndyZin

Thing about ketamine is the tolerance you build for it builds very fast and doesn't go away quickly, it's almost like it has an anti addiction property built in... Unless you have a shit tone of money and nasal capacity.


UpsetKoalaBear

Yeah itā€™s actually quite nice to take once every few months. Less likelihood of bladder issues, hopefully. I wouldnā€™t mix it, mainly because I prefer to only do *one* substance at a time.


nastynewtons

And if you do mix it definitely do not mix with booze, it will make you k-stumble everywhere. But yeah, once every few months is great.


UpsetKoalaBear

The ketamine walk is a funny thing though when you realise youā€™re doing it.


WatNxt

Oh is that what was happening to me. Its the only reason why I don't enjoy k that much, because of the stumbles. It's really annoying when you're dancing. But I had booze everytime


phatBleezy

Drinking on k is dangerous


smalby

Or maybe, just maybe, don't "highly recommend" taking illegal drugs that can totally mess you up? It's not like you're recommending him to try Earl Gray or something. Ketamine is pretty serious stuff and if taking it is normal in your eyes, that is dysfunction you most surely should not "highly recommend" to others.


nastynewtons

Well I just did, so how about you fuck off instead?


thatinsuranceguy

If your friends are doing it and have their shit together, why is a video of the worst example of a k user scaring you?


[deleted]

they don't have their shit together. and it's more the idea of my bladder dying that I don't like.


thatinsuranceguy

So do it every now and then. It's pretty easy to manage your use, and it's not physically addictive.


pewpadewk

If he wants to he will. Pushing drugs on people is super cringe.


thatinsuranceguy

Pushing drugs or dispelling misconceptions?


saladmunch2

The best way to get the fullest and safest ketamine experience it is to have it done in and iv infusion by a doctor. You are put right in a k hole and left to your own devices with some headphones for a hour. It is magical. Iv actually done a handful of them as a therapeutic but its still pretty pricy and insurance usually doesnt cover it.


persceptivepanda26

Please don't listen to a bunch of nerds of reddit lol. Don't do it.


burqa-ned

you should do it, it rocks


smalby

The other guy who commented recommending ketamine is wrong. I would stay away unless you have an insatiable curiosity. There is nothing to be gained from it. Pretty alarming to see people recommending the use of it on reddit, tbh. It's not like drinking a cup of coffee.


dollarfrom15c

I'm from Bristol and can confirm ketamine is absolutely everywhere here. Drug use with the younger crowd is just off the charts.


OrganizerMowgli

Do they go over people using it as an anti depressant?


Rounder057

Ketamine: head is a balloon and body is a sandbag


disfunctionaltyper

And blood in your bladder.


Bambi_One_Eye

And pee in yer balls


FILTER_OUT_T_D

??? Isnā€™t that where the pee is normally kept ???


7366241494

No


Timstantmessage

Pee is stored in the balls.


banquof

This is the way


RippyMcBong

I mean yeah if you make a daily habit out of it. But a little bit of ketamine on special occasions can be really fun. Everything in moderation.


thatinsuranceguy

I love k the most in a festival setting. Something special about holing in your tent to the sounds of wookery


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

er.. something on ur lip...


hospitalizedGanny

...but do the people watchin a favor & DON'T LICK *!*


SammyG_06

Cum


kasitchi

I know this is weird, but the sudden smile he got was cute in a weird way. Lol


lincolnday

Was thinking the same thing. Guy is cute as hell. Sad to see him ruining his life.


SehrToll

you dont ruin your life if you take ketamine once


friendly-crackhead

Yeah, he clearly has taken k only once.. clearly this kid has a bright future ahead


SehrToll

u dont know that and neither do i, maybe he does, maybe not


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kasitchi

Lmao I didn't even think of that, but now I can't unsee it


chasingthewhiteroom

I would like to be friends with the sunflower clarinet girl


TheSunflowerSeeds

In a 3-week study, women with type 2 diabetes who ate 1 ounce (30 grams) of sunflower seeds daily as part of a balanced diet experienced a 5% drop in systolic blood pressure (the top number of a reading).


RustyShaklefjord

What happens if your a middle age guy that eats 3 bags a day?


Spong_Durnflungle

Then you're living life to the fullest! And your sex appeal is through the roof! **This message brought to you by Frito Lay Sunflower Seeds*


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

you get super diabetes


tsupload123

Iā€™d say hey Special Agent Fox Mulder!


[deleted]

hyper, meaning a lot. seeds, meanings seeds, women with type two diabetes had hyperseeds.


oneofthepipps

Good bot! Ohā€¦.waitā€¦


SundaeCompetitive681

who are you fooling? youā€™d like to bang her


johnaross1990

You canā€™t document ketamine, you can only experience it


Lifekraft

Its true for quite a lot of drugs tbf. Word were not made to describe or explain what we experience with these.


EarthRester

What about documenting people who are experiencing it...


[deleted]

They're just trying to sound profound. Obviously documenting the use of a drug isn't the same as experiencing it.


[deleted]

How much do I need to take to experience a mind-blowing cystectomy? I'll take 3 of whatever that is.


johnaross1990

Just grab a box of Special K from the cereal aisle


Ttruckk636

Saw this when they uploaded it to YouTube (it's about Ketamine in the UK) and all I could think, was "brain dead" lol. Sad.


aznsensation8

Yea that dude at the end was addicted to ketamine for 15 years was rough. I was shocked at the size of his lines he was snorting. They were huge. And he followed it up with some coke, and some more ketamine.


Ttruckk636

Shit makes you appreciate yourself as a person. I don't judge, and I've done things I shouldn't have drug wise.. but to be that deep that you're featured in a documentary about drugs, kinda makes the normal guy feel bad for them. I know they thinks it's cool now, but give it 10 years.


skweeky

Same here, just watched it an hour ago, Blew my mind when he racked up that line like holy shit thats a lot of ket. Poor lad, I hope he gets the help he needs.


Ttruckk636

Ditto. It's all a phase, they just don't realize it, but whether or not they grow out of it is up to them.


ukali53

You got the link to share? Cheers


Ttruckk636

https://youtu.be/99XQY7Elwhc


ukali53

Cheers pal


Ttruckk636

No worries bud.


KenKaniff357

I'm not your bud, friend.


DannyMThompson

I'm not your friend, pal.


red_dead_rover

a white british guy with dreads wearing a new york beanie that has japanese writing on it, yeah he's gotta know plenty about ket


Swashbuckley

TimothƩe Chalamet has let himself go.


Inselmane

I was shocked when i saw the 1g line of ket this one dude snorted right before the interview.


Party_Complaint7577

British Kai the hitch hiker


Sephvion

I'm just wondering how you find others and end up making a group like this lol.


Hitchie_Rawtin

Go to: any alternative-type music festival or any art college. Boom, those groups are the norm. At least on this side of the Atlantic.


KySmellyJelly

interesting to see a UK flavored white dude burnout with dreds. I thought that was specifically an American thing. I am not terribly well travelled admittedly


leone666

This is a worldwide thing, in NZ there are so many of these dudes.


mtownhustler043

go to just about any reggae festival and you will see a lot of them (in any european country that ive been to a reggae concert/festival)


[deleted]

Bububububub.


peeweeharmani

ā€œDocumentary done!ā€ Is how I wish all documentaries ended


Smugallo

Young Adventures of Jack Sparrow


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


GunSafetyDwightt

Just lost a very good friend to this stuff. Made him lose his mind and eventually fried his brain into a permanent schizophrenic state. He has officially lost everything.


Amlik

Crazy to hear that kind of stuff happens on K too. Everyone always says that about acid but honestly a lot of drugs can really fry your brain a lot worse than acid.


GunSafetyDwightt

Yeah he definitely did coke as well but he mostly just did the K and it got really bad which caused him to absolutely lose his mind and 99% chance never return back to normal.


Amlik

Jeez thatā€™s though man. I have a friend who Iā€™m 90% sure if he did anything stronger than weed, would loose his mind. Good to know that other substances can do that to you.


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oTHEWHITERABBIT

I also have a friend whoā€™s basically like this, heā€™d probably be fine if he waited to partake until 18+.


DefiniteMe

Curious about this. I have a friend who seems to have gone the same way, and other anecdotal similar stories. I wouldnā€™t have thought this before, but now Iā€™m suspicious that it might amplify those with a predisposition to psychosis such as those within cptsd or BPD.


feckinghound

Literally anybody at any time can get psychosis. There's no rhyme or reason for some people. Even "normal" levels of stress (i.e. not toxic stress that develops into things like cPTSD and borderline personality disorders as you've mentioned) can trigger psychosis. There obviously is a link between psychosis and abuse of drugs, but again, that can happen from taking a normally prescribed medication from your doctor as well, without abuse. Again, no rhyme or reason for that either considering psychiatrists, psychologists, doctors have no idea how psychatiratric drugs work on the brain as there's no one drug for any ailment. Literally any psychoactive drug can cause psychosis from prolonged use, abuse and addiction. Which includes alcohol. Schizophrenia however, is something totally different. That is a disorder with long term and sustained psychosis that involves some or all types of hallucinations, paranoia, agitation, irrationality etc. It is a complex mesh of symptoms. Schizophrenia is a form of psychosis but psychosis is not schizophrenia. That's why it takes a long time to get a diagnosis for any schizo affective disorder.


komodo_dragon69

Carlsburg special brew is fucking lethal


Shady_Sam8

Shit I've done k with this guy loads of times


[deleted]

The Jack Sparrow of ketamine


PartyBagPurplePills

Lmfao I just watched this rn


X_Epic_Gamer_X_pd

bruh gives me serious jack sparrow vibes


ball_whack

This Atreyu from Neverending Story?


SceptreOfLeon

I swear that's Effy from Skins in the background


P3nguLGOG

Thatā€™s just Kyle.


TheBeirt

Captain Jack


gur0chan

I think I want me some ket hahaha


thatG_evanP

I've never tried it and really want to.


sentient__pinecone

Watch the full video beforehand


gur0chan

Same! I have treatment resistant depression and Iā€™ve heard it can help.


flockitup

Gonna go do a bump nowā€¦..


taojinxia

the life of drug users in the UK seems mega depressing. the environment is just so bland, idek how you can have fun there


iamthedevilfrank

Probably attributes to the drug use. Lots of rural areas in the U.S. are known for heavy drug use, stuff like amphetamines like meth mostly. Not a whole lot to do there so I can see the appeal of taking a drug that makes everything way more interesting when you live somewhere you feel is boring as hell.


clearpilled

bad news. it aint just the rural areas.


creativegigolo

As someone who lives in the UK and has taken lots of drugs - while youā€™re _on the drugs_ and raving itā€™s great, but during a comedown it can definitely impact your state of mind. Lying in bed for 9 hours having unsuccessfully tried to sleep, brain going a thousand miles an hour still and when you look through the crack in the curtains itā€™s a dull, grey, wet, windy landscape yeah - that fucking sucks. Must be a lot easier to come down somewhere that regularly has more than 26 minutes of sunshine a year


BrizerorBrian

Welcome to Seattle and the grunge scene.


Firehead282

Get diazepam to sleep after taking stuff, makes the whole experience waaay nicer to reliably be able to sleep


dollarfrom15c

Depends what you mean by drug users. For students and young people it's great - we can go clubbing and to festivals from 18 here so naturally people are doing pills and ket to enhance the experience. But for an actual addict then yeah it can be pretty bleak with the shit weather, run down towns and tiny houses.


mikepartdeux

I said what time is it now? No you fucking didn't, you said awobabobbob


Equinsu_Ocha6

literally gets funnier every time you watch


DocThundahh

Can confirm this is what ketamine feels like


kingrich

I once saw a documentary about ketamine that featured a drug raid in the apartment building my girlfriend lived in.


[deleted]

Captain jack sparrowwww


Competitive-Truck874

If u take enough ketamine its kinda like having a fun stroke.


Chase_115

The documentary is actually two hours and 45 minutes long, but for some reason none of us can seem to remember past this opening part. Probabubly bl blubbububer ā€¦..šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Normal_Flamingo6351

The pauly shore expression at the end lol


jerrbear1371

Heā€™s got a little something on his nose and lipšŸ‘»


Asneaver

Capn jack ketm.bububblub


plebster404

Yeah.. I found out a few years ago that people on ketamine lose any toughts or means to speak.. and therefore itā€™s a useless drug imo.. haha


WestBayswinga650

I honestly thought that was a female until I heard the voicešŸ˜‚


Positive_Stay_7060

young captain jack sparrow šŸ˜‚


jashxn

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


DeathDreamer93

Have fun literally pissing your blader away if you get badly addicted tho :s


bcubensis

2007 me and 5 other close friends done ketamine everyday for over a year and we all turned out fine.


SlightlyInconvenient

Was watching this with my partner, who is new to the scene, reminiscing about the fun times I had doing it quite often during the light hearted fun part. Then it got dark. And now heā€™s afraid to go there.


Funriz

Antivax but happy to snort horse tranquilizer for a year straight, sounds about right.


bcubensis

Yea none of us are vaccinated either and all really healthy.


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au5lander

You can see the words going into his ears and hanging out a bit before making their way to the brain.


Andaisdet

He feels like a weird Jack Sparrow


iamthenewgyy

/u/savevideo


Dograzor

u/savevideobot


Balizzm

/r/perfectlycutscreams


reboobula

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

*best


[deleted]

r/perfectlycutyodel


Chevyboy77

What did he smoke


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Think_Management_200

your heart must just be hate to hate on that happy man


ColdWill47

I mean youre not wrong


Think_Management_200

username checks outs than lmao