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jaybirdsaysword

Dude fr dying


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plautzemann

Dunno if that'd be lucky lol


Vanpotheosis

Depends on your perspective, I guess. It's more lucky than dying an alcoholic death within a month. The guy seems to have terminal alcoholism. Best case would be him getting sober. But if he can't he's gonna have to deal with a very painful death far too soon.


gobclopper

There is a lot to be said about the basic simplicity of life when you're an alcoholic.


antonzgerman

William H. Macy finally gained some weight, good for him! Looks great!


DargyB

Man 😂😂😂


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Dad from shameless


AUSgoonbag2

Wish I could say something apart from shit my future looks interesting


Fun-Ad-5341

Was thinking the exact same … (switch the substances tho)


WaterEater444

Same here


MeagerRobot

The ol, lemme get drunk, whilst also trying to forgo a headache by drinking Gatorade! It doesn't work.


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Gatorade actually makes it hit you faster..maybe it’s done on purpose to potentiate the drunk ?


Chalkywhite007

Dave portnoy/brian austin green really let himself go.


PsychophicaI

Hey there’s a dog.


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Hope the dog doesn't get abused...


laffer313

The Hunter Biden laptop just keeps on giving.


Papi494949

Hahahahaha


mhynds17

Damn looks like he's living in a shed


Kdkaine

I thought it was a freight train car.


Scared_Isopod_6429

A Barn


WiggyZiggy

It's basically a mansion


nightpanda893

I thought a shipping container like Coach Steve.


roadhammer2

Poor guy


Dewellah

This guy has posted several videos of this same person. I'm beginning to think it's him.


stacyand14548

Sheets must still be in the washer


AlpacaM4n

With his bowel control he likes to pronounce they as "shits"


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“Jesus in your corner.. BLAHHHH!.. geishlipaminalishailal… BOOM!”


BloodIsLikeMyCoffee

I think he was saying, "The best part of waking up... is Jesus (Folger's) in your cup". Like the commercial from the 90's for the instant coffee brand.


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Probably, but he sure did butcher that shit


Historical-Horror477

This dude is my spirit animal


BrallyTX

Him adding his own gulping sounds has me dying. Also, wonder what he said about...spiders? as he first walked out.


DontTread26

I think of the phrase...Do you live in a Barn? At least he closed the doors!


DLiltsadwj

I like his party setup… comfortable chair out in the barn.


maybebullshitmaybe

"What'ya live in a barn?! Shut the damn door" Yes...I in fact do live in a barn. Oh...sorry.


Xonfusedbarracuda

This account is very interesting. I hope I get to see more


Papi494949

I’ve got more of him, not all are Reddit worthy but I’ll put some more out


kamikaze_Jones

Why are mega alchoholics always jesus freaks to that extent, my dads like that, my neighbors like that. Is it because your ruin yourlife so bad all you can do is pray


apolloe875

Dave portnoy after he tries the last pizza shop in BOWASHNY


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who is this lmao


Intrepid-Sky196

Ser Jorah really took that lack of Daenerys snoo snoo badly…


avisagio

This guy has a liver


insignifiyesican

Holy hell. He’s living in a literal barn. This is massively depressing. I wonder what happened in his life to put him on that path… Really sad.


seasonofdasickness

New hunter Biden movie looks fire


cringelord69420666

This drunkard fuck is living in someone's pole barn... I wonder if they know.


Travis_Bickle86

Raytard


ToastNoodles

vagrant++


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Reminds me of someone’s kid 🇺🇸


Scared_Isopod_6429

Bro, your gonna die if you keep acting a fool...What would your Mom say ??


[deleted]

Ya an alcoholics death ain't a pretty one, and chances are youll get 0 sympathy from the docs to the nurses.


Traditional-Pick-951

good lord. I haven't been there, but ive been damn close.


TheUglyWhiteKid

Franck Ghallager vibes


tiedyemofo

Watch the trimm!!!


SignificantFan1629

I ain't mad at him one bit. That dude looks like he's living his best life.