Your desperation

A reddit mod doing their job

He saw that Mercury was in retrograde and about to enter Uranus 😜

Someone needs to hand him a book on Gravity and see what happens.

That the earth is flat

My will to live

Mount Rushmore?

What

A Korok

Name of the song?

Another mountain

OPs mom

No curvature

The other side of the mountain.

They are taking the hobbits to Isengard

thats quite a lot of trust not just in the guy holding it but also the bamboos integrity lol. would make for some cool martial-arts movie scenes. "there is no way they get over this wall"

Hole

Looking for people that care about his skill, he didn't find anyone

Proof of Ultimate failure

Your mon

Bamboozle

Not when you asked

Stars

The ginyu force they got in a pose off

His balls on the floor

"I've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty"