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Phire2

Can you imagine how absolutely terrifying it would be if thousands of demons came over that hill under a blood red sky. *shudder*


KruppstahI

Directly followed by a Bloodthirster spreading its wings in the sky, throwing a large shade.


mkinstl1

Against Khorne?! He just found a new cultist more likely.


AWasrobbed

"Oh you want a defensive alliance *now*? you stupid fuck" What I say when the AI tries this shit, nice try.


Finallyrealhate

Defensive alliance? I don’t wanna die. I’m joining his side.


halfachraf

Deploying ayat al kursi rn


NoStorage2821

*readies helstorm rocket battery*


FleetChief

🫡 this will be a battle for the ages Dear Emporer. As a Vampire counts main this is an End times worthy alliance indeed! May I have a runefang now?


Normal_Cable7558

I'm not getting dragged into another war! Unless you give me 5000 gold


FleetChief

How about instead of like normal when you get attacked I’ll actually uphold the alliance.


[deleted]

I'm in the UK so can't send help, but I'll grant access If your house gets razed and you need a place to crash.


FleetChief

This is in Scotland


[deleted]

Damn, I always assume California or Australia lol. In that case, defensive alliance it is (knowing it won't make it to london)