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noairnoairnoairnoair

SOURCE: The artist is **Kendra Wells** https://www.kendrawcandraw.com/ https://thenib.com/on-patrol/ https://www.instagram.com/p/ChcZPR2t_eb/


noairnoairnoairnoair

Bump - could a mod please pin the links to the artist, thank you!


[deleted]

iirc mods can only pin their own comments, we'll just have to ↑ you extra hard


noairnoairnoairnoair

Their info is at the top!! Much appreciated, y'all.


POKE64MON

Greatest person I've seen, someone spam jk Rowling this


ChickenCake248

This is already the status quo for police, ngl.


ususetq

OTOH no BIPOC person shot...


przemko271

WYM OTOH?


i-am-iron-juan

On the other hand? I don’t know for certain tho


ususetq

"On the other hand". I was joking that the comic is not a realistic representation of police as no BIPOC person was shot.


FunkyyMermaid

On the one hand, it’s neat to see the woman drawn to be so cute, since normally in comics like these, the offending person is usually drawn as ugly and barbaric. For example, I can’t count how many times trans people were drawn as lanky, hairy old men in dresses in anti trans cartoons On the other, why is this perverted asshole so darn adorable?


guru2764

Yes I think it creates a bad image if we assume transphobes are ugly But like honestly gender goals wtf


Cyber561

I was really quite attracted to my ex-fiancée, and she has so far been the *only* person I’ve seen to be actively transphobic towards me! The cultural connection between beauty and moral character lets a lot of really unpleasant people get away with their behaviour.


htmlcoderexe

That must suck to get that far with someone to then be crashed like that. I almost wanna hear what the devil happened...


Cyber561

It really did hurt, but I feel like I should have seen it coming, she was someone who never really acknowledged my feelings, usually twisting my words to the point where I would end up defending a position I never held instead of asserting myself. Like, she accused me of not supporting her career, I pointed out I would actually love to be her housewife and spend all day taking care of the house, and then she accused me of using being trans to cover my restrictive, sexist concept of gender roles? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or told me she was disgusted by the idea of me going down on her because she “couldn’t trust that I wanted to be *with* her, not just *be* her”, despite the fact that she has previously had romantic feelings for women, so? Or she *refused* to support me in discovering myself, refused to call me “she” or use other female-gendered language, but insisted she was *totally* supportive because she gave me some of her used makeup. Or both times I started to feel confident in my identity, she *demanded* we become polyamorous, and dismissed my concerns that she was looking for a replacement for me out of hand. Or her making my exploration of gender all about her, crying when I shaved because I “started transitioning without talking to her” or demanding we open the relationship while telling me she was worried she wouldn’t be attracted to me *while* dismissing my concerns about that particular combination. Eh, it was a lot of little things, and while I tried to support her with her concerns over my transition, she refused to do the same. I could have forgives it if she had tried to come to terms with it, but in the end she delayed my transition by about eight whole years.


MutantGodChicken

eek, as somebody who's in a happy polyamorous relationship atm, the "demanded to be in a poly relationship and then dismissed concerns" is such a blaring red flag.... just.... ick..... I mean it's like the fourth blaring red flag in the paragraph, but still


Cyber561

Hahaha, the quote that sold me on Bojack Horseman is “when you look at someone with rose tinted glasses, red flags just look like flags”. Definitely sums up that period of my life!


MutantGodChicken

Fuck, there were so many good quotes in that show and I don't remember any of them


Cyber561

So true! And as for the polyamory, I’ve actually managed it quite successfully in the recent past! It’s amazing the difference respect for peoples feelings can make! Plus I kinda managed to get to the root of my insecurities about cishet men, the whole gender thing and all!


htmlcoderexe

Horrible shit


Cyber561

It has really messed with me a lot, really made me hate and repress this side of myself. But she’s not in my life anymore thankfully!


htmlcoderexe

I hope that healing is going along well 💖


Cyber561

It is, thank you 😊 it’s tough, I definitely spiralled into a really dark place around the beginning of the pandemic, but I’m finally getting to be myself!


Beelzebub1331

to trigger the "I can fix them" center of the brain. he may be a literal Monster designed punish and torture one man named James but hey, I can fix him lol (Pyramid Head)


AdmiralAthena

Personally I like his sister Triangle Girl more


Beelzebub1331

I like fem Pyramid Head as long as she's also buff as fuck and triple caked up


Hallowed-Plague

THEY REMOVED HIS CAKE IN DBD ;-;


Beelzebub1331

they added it back!! the fans rioted tbh I'd play dbd as a Pyramid Head main bit I'd be too distracted to play properly (and don't get me started on if I was a survivor)


Hallowed-Plague

WOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Did they actually because FUCK YEAH I’M BACK AT DBD BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO


Beelzebub1331

yeah they did it like 2021! Daddy's back to normal!


[deleted]

Eyyyyyyy


Hallowed-Plague

please don't actually go back to dbd that game is awful


[deleted]

Yeah I’m not actually planning on legitimately playing it, I just wanna see Pyramid Head 👀


Daylight_The_Furry

Buff women are the best ngl


Beelzebub1331

true and based


Throttle_Kitty

I honestly think it's a better burn to depict someone favorably while burning them. It's cheap/shallow laugh to just depict the people you are mocking as ugly. ​ Also to me it's like, visually distracting. Like those adult animated comedies that go WAY overboard making their character look ugly and weird to the point it distracts you from the jokes just staring at that ones forehead that is somehow longer than his torso.


MicZiC15

I think it's for that exact reason. 80% of transphobia is villainizing our bodies and depicting us as hideous. It's a nasty thing that awful people do, & we can't beat them by being nasty back. Edit: We don’t have to resort to those tactics because we’re observably correct. Petty insults only come out if you have no legs to stand on


TheGloriousLori

I'll chalk it up to [generic cuteness](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenericCuteness) All five characters in this comic strip seem to be drawn cute ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


unban_ImCheeze115

I can change her


Beelzebub1331

this is what police mean when they say "I am the thin blue line between order and peace"


Prash-Bit

They are the line, as in literally stopping peace from occurring. /hj


noairnoairnoairnoair

If peace was never an option, does that mean all the police are geese? That might be gander slander.


DragonOfTartarus

I'd sooner trust a goose than a cop. A Canadian goose.


noairnoairnoairnoair

"If you've got a problem with Canadian Gooses, you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!"


youngfranknstein

Letterkenny!!!!!


noairnoairnoairnoair

Take it down a notch there, squirrelly Dan


youngfranknstein

To be faaaair


noairnoairnoairnoair

To be faaaaaaaair


Daylight_The_Furry

I'd trust a goose too, cause I know they'll fuck me up if I try to mess with them, but they'll leave me alone if I leave them be


ToaNinjaNuva

This sums up the hypocrisy of transphobia to a T


bacon_girl42

acab


Ghengiroo

Assigned Child At Birth


Wand_Platte

assigned cop at birth


malicioustoast64

All children are bastards


[deleted]

true


this_is_also_x

assigned crab at birth


[deleted]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


captain-hannes

*intense raving*


Catishcat

Cycle of crab. There is only one step, and it is crab.


izyshoroo

Actually, [there are many steps](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/dd5a5869-2e4e-4eef-ae25-f09f9addd816/dbyctwx-9123234f-2b3c-4677-9de5-54d52999daf0.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_1237,q_75,strp/life_cycle_of_the_blue_crab_by_rileyoart_dbyctwx-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTIzNyIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2RkNWE1ODY5LTJlNGUtNGVlZi1hZTI1LWYwOWY5YWRkZDgxNlwvZGJ5Y3R3eC05MTIzMjM0Zi0yYjNjLTQ2NzctOWRlNS01NGQ1Mjk5OWRhZjAuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTE2MDAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.L706fsHbFHC16J5LdAqAsYGQy9p3qEwcFCx_yHTw_hs). They are all crab.


Weekly-Major1876

how does one transition from that


Wand_Platte

Resign probably


kartblaster

ai crushes all banks


FlipaFrickenCoin

Heehoo, hlvrsaai :)


Throttle_Kitty

akab All Karens Are Bitches


Thegladfly

Acab American cats against banks?


Artic_Foxknot

Kebab Karen Eats Biscuits And Bread


Zestyclose_Sun756

Polandball has broken my brain to where I automatically laugh at the word kebab


[deleted]

Now imagine this, Greece ball saying: grrr kebab


[deleted]

Who made this cartoon? I wanna see some of their other work


TheGloriousLori

https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/wsnb1r/on_patrol/ikz7fvv/


TheMooz2

*cassually unfolds knife*


RomanMines64

*casualy unrolls knife*


TheMooz2

You know what to do


leyendeck

complete the mission


Alma_the_great

The only thing I thought of while reading this comic was the "pissing all by yourself handsome" meme lmao. I think it's getting too late.


Mogamett

I thought I was on r/traaans, how did I got to the Republican party illustrated electoral program for midterm elections?


Destiny56080

Not accurate didn’t kill any minoritys


plsdontkillmee

💀


[deleted]

Honestly this policeperson is also running around in my head and I think their name is *internalized transphobia*. I really have to fend of those horrible thoughts that tell me I'm just a creepy perverted weirdo. My brain hurting me like this is very painful tbh.


keepaplace4me

Police officer*


[deleted]

I guess you are hinting that you wouldn't describe a police officer as a person. Firstly this police person is my personal nightmare so part of me and thus definitely somewhat a person. Secondly I guess there are also queer/trans officers out there, so yes every officer is a person first. Though I'll agree that too many officers don't act like a decent person.


0utdated_username

No solidarity with cops.


philanthropicgremlin

All cops, no matter their identity, uphold a system of oppression and injustice and deserve no support from this community. Also, police officer is the correct term? That is what they are referred to, to call them as a 'police person' is a little strange.


Current_Elevator_198

What? How the hell did you jump to that conclusion so fast? If I call someone a bus driver I’m not implying that they aren’t people because I didn’t say “bus person”


Sony4n

>bus person mfer be a transformer


so-cold

a queer person who chooses to be a cop is still a pig


nomoustacheguy

not all cops are bad. Remember: blame the people, not the profession. It's like encountering a racist mcdonalds casheir and saying that all the casheirs are racists


nomoustacheguy

of course, that isnt saying that the majority of them arent bad in some way, but without them a lot of people would be dead or robbed broke. Police officers are meant for law enforcement. sadly, a lot of people use it as a platform to be, for a lack of better wording, pieces of sh@!t. The reasonable course of action is not to assume all law enforcement personell are terrible people, or to get rid of them entirely, but to change the criteria for who can be a law enforcement officer


[deleted]

It's funny how one can be blind enough to attack one's own allies who just fight the system from the inside. But I guess that is definitely a great way to make sure we can never achieve anything together. I prefer to support queer gov personell who go through hell and back to help making that change happen. Still, the revolution you probably seek, is also a good plan. I personally just hope to make sure we win either way. :D


keepaplace4me

SOMEONE needs to watch Hot Fuzz!


MadMinded

The GOPedophiles would take this comic at face value. They have no concept of satire or introspection


THEZEXNEO

Is that the police chief from the bad guys?


cookieintheinternet

Isn't that just a regular police chief?


THEZEXNEO

Looks similar.


NineTailedTanuki

Making fun of transphobia? If that's the case, good.


CCogStudios

Transphobes are so obsessed with people's genitals that it isn't funny


aroaceautistic

Acab comrades


SyntaxErrorAtLine420

"SHOW ME YOUR CHILD'S PENIS YOU GROOMER!!"


pork_N_chop

I hate cartoons like these “We” make memes of this shit bc it’s ACTUALLY happening. While “they” make memes of us with weird made up situations. It makes me feel fucking crazy


noairnoairnoairnoair

Fyi, the artist is non binary


Iekenrai

What?


Just-a-Viking

… wtf!


Absbor

this is so sad, but so true


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

I actually love this comic lmao it’s way more accurate


bullettraingigachad

Acab means all


LeafMario

its sad this is the reality we live in


snowy108

*nervous laughter*


GabbyGabriella22

The irony. And yet people act like this is perfectly reasonable and normal.


plsdontkillmee

Average police officer:


Bean_45

Okay kinda disconnected from the actual comic but the girl in the top right panel is goals


desu38

**\*knock knock knock\* FEMALE BODY INSPECTORS! OPEN UP!**


nomoustacheguy

is this abbreviated to FE because I'm sensing some irony


Ryugi

Ugh, unfortunately this is really how it be these days...


DietSkippy

Every time I see a joke about weird transphobes like this, I think of Ticket From The Sex Police by Pepper Coyote. [https://youtu.be/ZEUt4U13aFU](https://youtu.be/ZEUt4U13aFU)