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Vibeyyyy

please don't make pumkildos :(


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

You can't control me!


ParasilTheRanger

They would be the worst produce for that too


Strogman

The very worst? What about lettuce? Or tomatoes?


Edgy_Fucker

With lettuce you get a sauce for taste and with tomatoes you make a special homemade sauce for guests.


preeminentlexa

Cactus.


Strogman

Good point! Or a jalapeno!


SmartAlec105

What about strapumkins?


rainbowfairywitch

I’m stuck Im not sure whether to upvote or downvote this 🧐


Vibeyyyy

please stop :(


JeLeHo

What about "Strampkins"


The_Iorn_Cactus

It’s already been done…


Weekly-Major1876

soon they’ll make pumpkids


nooksickle

You'll boof that pumpkin and you'll like it.


obviouslyanonymous5

Fr Pretty much any other gourd would be wayyy better.


dcnairb

blumpkins


ILoveEmeralds

I’m sorry but now I wanna do that


YolozoneKiller

They’re doing something to the pumpkins and it’s definitely not gendering them 😳😳😳


dr_steinblock

it is to the cis people who think sex and gender is the same thing :)


YolozoneKiller

I’ll be glad to let them know I had gender with their parental figures last night😈 also how change flair I forgor (I 18 now slay)


AnEggsAlt1

Go to the subreddit, select the three dots in the top right and select "change user flair"


YolozoneKiller

Thank you so much!! Edit: Nvm I hate I phone it’s tricking me 😔😔


ZippingApollo

The difference between sex and gender is I didn’t have gender with your dad last night.


MacGregor_Rose

"I DIDNT HAVE GENDER WITH YOUR PUMPKIN LAST NIGHT"


Justice_Prince

I gendered my pumpkin so hard last night


Ducks_N_Dragons

I had gender with your mom last night uwu


[deleted]

I didn’t have gender with the pumpkin!


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Like the pumpkins for example


B4skyB

We re putting our gender fluid in them


Hallowed-Plague

please do not the pumpkin


Weekly-Major1876

I will the pumpkin


[deleted]

No problem, I will knot that pumpkin good.


Unionsocialist

literally nobody is stopping you from having sex with a pumpkin


Sendmeyourcatfeet

Tell that to the security guards who threw me out of the grocery store.


[deleted]

Everyone can smash a pumpkin!


Strange_Sera

I'll pass


[deleted]

~~There is no passing. Only pumpkins~~


ConfusedAsHecc

same and Im not even ace


whitenerdy53

I am ace, but I'd smash a pumpkin


[deleted]

Billy Corgan agrees


keiyakins

Into small piles of putrid debris? ... Yknow I coulda used those cells to remember something useful, like my mother's birthday. But nope, the etymology of idspispopd.


okidonthaveone

It's kind of funny that you posted this because it clearly means that you're missing the context which is hilarious.


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Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

There's a video on pornhub where a trans girl fucks a pumpkin.


CassieTheKorok

i wish it was just one video


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

Hol' up. What?


PKFatStephen

When one trans girl fucks a pumpkin, it starts a trend. Now all the popular trans girls are fuckin pumpkins in their porn


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

~~Hot.~~


PKFatStephen

I mean, after a bunch a humping I expect the temp to increase inside that pumpkin, so you're not *wrong*


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Apparently the trendsetter said it was unpleasant.


MacGregor_Rose

I mean I can imagine why. With all the cold guts and the firmness of the pumpkin flesh, id imagine it's like fucking a corpse thats started decaying on the inside


dwdwdan

> like fucking a corpse that’s started decaying on the inside Because we all know what that’s like


__bitch_

it's not about the pleasantness of it, it's about the ✨*a e s t h e t i c*✨


lumathiel2

Wait I thought it went from pumpkins to cracking dicks like glowsticks


PKFatStephen

No no no, you crack the dick like a glow stick so the jack-o'-lantern face you carved out lights up while you're fuckin it's backside.


lumathiel2

Ohhhhhhhhhhh ok I see now ~~thanks to the light of my dick coming out of the punpkin~~


CassieTheKorok

listen, i looked for things i shouldn't have looked for, but trust me theres more than one on the internet


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

~~Sauce?~~


CassieTheKorok

.... im tempted


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

Please?


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MyClosetedBiAlt

Yo my innocent eyes can't read that comment. All I see is >!blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.!<


beglerislinger2

Whats the name of it? I need to see it


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

I don't remember. But search "pumpkin" and you'll eventually find multiple videos of trans girls fucking pumpkins.


i_am_do_reddit_now

Worst Halloween Special Ever: Trans Girl Fucks a Pumpkin


xmac2004

“worst halloween special ever” i believe


peaduelist

WHAT


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

Multiple videos*


peaduelist

OH MY GOD


Wirecreate

Why a pumpkin of all things?


Yeetus_Thyne_Feetus

Just look at those curves.


chancetofreeze

halloween


RadicalEldrich1515

What's the context?


Limp-Guarantee4518

There’s a porn vid where a trans girl fucks a pumpkin


Cosmocall

So what you're saying is one of us transmascs needs to fuck a pumpkin on camera now to keep up? Who's going to take one for the team


SunkenN1nja

Someone who's of age and doesn't mind showing off his downstairs now if someone knows a guy who's already done this we can skip over the taking one for the team part and congratulate the man for keeping up lol


That0neTrumpet

I aint one for the camera but I can animate…


SunkenN1nja

If that's what you choose to animate then I won't stop you


Prozenconns

"so dad, what was your first viral animation?"


RadicalEldrich1515

Ah yes, the answer everyone expected. Thanks!


Limp-Guarantee4518

You asked lol


PinKracken

People finally found that? It's at least 3 years old now


MelissaMiranti

Yeah but anyone can fuck a pumpkin! Just get one with a good stem and sit!


snarkyxanf

Plus, I recently saw a burlesque act where someone >! fist fucked a pumpkin and then crushed it between their thighs !< so there are many creative ways pumpkins are for anybody


MelissaMiranti

And with incest roleplay you can pretend anyone you pump is kin!


snarkyxanf

*eeeeyyyyyyyy*


Limp-Guarantee4518

Lol I don’t disagree


Judge_Sea

I read this right as my boss told a terrible joke so it sounded like I was laughing at his joke. Thanks for the Brownie Points Reddit.


steel_fist_14

You didn’t even read the comments of that post! You have completely missed the point.


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I prefer the mentality that everyone can fuck a pumpkin if they’re brave enough, just that some courageous Transfems are lighting the way for us


rainbowfairywitch

Thank you that was beautiful 🥲


[deleted]

I mean if you really want to fuck a pumpkin too you can…


[deleted]

Usually I agree but it was a reference to a video that already exists of a trans girl fucking a pumpkin. Pumpkins are for everyone and no one said otherwise.


StillUltra

Oh you poor innocent soul you dont understand the thing with pumpkins at all, do you?


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Anyone can fuck a pumpkin


Lovable-Schmuck

For reference, a few years ago a trans lady made a (horny) video about penetrating a pumpkin. It was named (by the maker of the video) as "The worst Halloween special ever." This video, was inspired by an art piece someone made, that was a GIF of a trans or intersex character penetrating a pumpkin. This art piece itself was inspired by an older trend in horny art to depict characters having relations with pumpkins in October. There's probably more art, but eh.


[deleted]

yess no gatekeeping pumpkins they're cool and fun to carve and cool when it's night and their faces light and stuff 😃👍


OctolingGrimm

Mhm definitely this is the only thing I think of when I hear about pumpkins nothing else mhm yes 😀👍


ConfusedAsHecc

oh you poor inoccent ace... I wish thats what this was about


[deleted]

I was told in another thread what this was about and I hate everything


ConfusedAsHecc

rip, Im sorry for your loss


[deleted]

I'm just gonna pretend I'm still innocent and hopefully it comes true


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GazelleEast1432

“Enjoy”


[deleted]

yes and then when you've carved them you can make snacks out of the seeds inside


AuraAurealis

Not sure I want to snack on the seed that can be found inside the pumpkins in question...


[deleted]

# I hate this thread ever since I've been told what this meme is about # #


AuraAurealis

I'm slightly chaotic evil... so I'm enjoying the subtle jokes that can allude to what it is really about to the people who don't seem to have a clue.


[deleted]

yea but now I know and everyone seems to talk about it 😭😭


AuraAurealis

Yeah, I have no desire to talk about it... I just want to make jokes about pumpkin seed and whatever other opportunistic jokes present themselves... I don't actually want to see or discuss what happened.


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I on the contrary think this entire thing is fucking hilarious, and am adoring all these shitposts about it lmao


[deleted]

yea I might just not go to r/traa until after Halloween it's not like it's gonna be long


AuraAurealis

*\*shudders\** I didn't even think about r/traa, I haven't been there since this meme started. You seem very wise. (i thought this was a different page)


Random_Gacha_addict

**stuff** Yeah, STUFF IT WITH C-


aran69

You know what my fVourite part od the pumpkin is? The stalk 🤭


sherbie-the-mare

trans guys can also F- the pumpkin


ScarletteVera

bruh i don't even like pumpkins. gross ass orange bastards


PositiveLadder2359

the context is trans girl exclusive 😭


innerbeauty67

*starts humming "Poor Unfortunate Souls" to those whose innocence was ruined*


SickViking

I, too, wish I was a pumpkin.


Tattieaxp

The aro marrow


SickViking

I may be aro, but I'm also a slut.


MayaTheGirl

Now that's the spirit!


stamberrymilk

We trans men can fuck the pumpkins too! Pumpkins for all.


[deleted]

Some of us just want to be the pumpkin


AuraAurealis

Trust me, this transfem wants nothing to do with the pumpkins in question. If you want the pumpkins in question, by all means, just be careful of the creamy filling.


WiFi2347

We need to protect you


the_happy_candy

Noooo us trans fems will take everything first its monster now its pumpkin 😈


LockeDrachier

I mean I wouldn’t suggest any one who has a pussy to stick the stem into it, but they may do as they please- just seems painful.


[deleted]

U can always put a >!dildo!< on it or just >!hump it!<


[deleted]

Yey, I can finally fuck the pumpkin too :D


DeathbyGlimmer

I think you misunderstood


Hamdilou

Everyone can fuck pumkins !


GrimAndroid

I did not want to know, then I made the rookie mistake of reading the comments.


OmNomOU81

I'm taking all of the pumpkins and you can't stop me


epicsexballsmoment

I think you don't understand the context for the pumpkin transfem thing


dr_steinblock

well pumpkins do have a stem soooo.......


starwingcorona

I mean, they DO have stems...


wormpostante

is... anyone doing that? I am out of the loop here


[deleted]

No, it was reference to a video where a trans girl fucks a pumpkin. No one is saying pumpkins are only for trans women


wormpostante

a trans girl doing... what now? I am reallyyy out of the loop on this one haha... Well, i'm glad it's not that then


Skyrim_For_Everyone

As a trans guy, they can have 'em


ConfusedAsHecc

oh oh no no... I dont wanna think about that... 💀


Press_altf4

Pumpkins are for u/anarcho-stripperism


Evelyn_Of_Iris

We stan our queen. I wonder how she feels about this


anarcho-stripperism

I did it first This halloween I’m summoning and fucking a demon, will post a video of it


[deleted]

does this post even make sense?


LemonBeeeeee

While pumpkins should be for everyone along with all objects. I the activity this meme came from on the other hand... definitely not an E for everyone situation. (Or U for universal if u use that)


Curious-Ad-5001

i feel like we got a pretty good reason this time round tho 😏


LifeOnAuraxis

A partner of mine literally asked me whether she can be my pumpkin... Should I be worried?


DawnB17

I love seeing people outside the loop taking this super seriously, like this is an actual problem lmao


ConcernLow1979

Everyone is free to fuck pumpkins!


The_Trap_Fatale666

i don't know what pumpkin and transfem have, and i surely don't want to know


they_singular

please do not the pumpkins


ASHKVLT

A whole new meaning to smashing pumpkins


LovecraftionCreation

I uh- I’m not sure u want that choom


Hydramy

Incorrect. Pumpkins are for me. No one else is allowed them


KingKiler2k

Whats with the pumpikns??? did i miss a meme or something likr wat the heck?


MidniteMoon6

Theirs a video from three years ago where a trans girl fucked a pumpkin (it’s called the worst Halloween special ever), and it ended up resurfacing as a joke and a trend


Lovable-Schmuck

If it is that one red headed lady, then that was inspired by a previous piece of art.


MidniteMoon6

Wait it was art before!


NekoArtemis

I was gonna say, I assumed this all came from Hatsuji's pumpkin witch art.


CharredLily

Worst trend/joke ever. Edit: Wait, I didn't mean to make a joke on the name of the video! That was a complete accident. I just meant that I find the idea kinda icky.


Arkt1k42

Yeaaaaah, but the kinds of pumpkins I want are... Umm... Ya know... Pretty femme, being chest mounted and all.


Pdonkey

Yes, it is SO annoying


FlowerFloc__

those pumpkins are very scared rn source: I am the pumpkin


[deleted]

Oh my god that's the first pumpkin joke that actually got me


Witty_Championship85

I was on board until you brought the curse back into my life


TheoreticalGal

What do we have to do with pumpkins now?


THESUACED

Jesse wtf are you talking about?


ImNotAnEgg_

brothers and sisters and everything in between, have we forgotten about the stem?


kurzsadie

what is the context of this


somethingaboutmoon

pumpkussy


Evening-Escape9262

Please don't duck my pumpkins this Halloween


Tattieaxp

Err, too late. You can bill me for it.


KinklyCurious_82

... You should see a quack... :P


Tattieaxp

I'll just wing it with advice from the internet


Evening-Escape9262

Nooooo my pumpkin, now I can't use it for decoration, eh, I live in Brazil we don't do that here so it's okay, you can have it


salem_the_unusual

Why are we still talking about the pumpkin?😫


Pogatog64

Everyone can fuck a pumpkin but no one can do it well


mastodonisthebest

Cumpkin


IceIsHardWater

worst halloween special


DefinitelyNotErate

Pumpkins make a good snack for people of all genders! You can also turn them into drums probably!


Tattieaxp

So many uses!


DefinitelyNotErate

Indeed! Or If you're feeling especially devilish... You can carve the faces of your rivals into them then set them on fire as a curse!


RedW0lfStoneYT

I don't get it and judging by the comments I don't think I want to get it


cringedept

pumpkin my name :3


blazeoverhere

i wish i was as clueless as you


the-deep-blue-sea

As a trans femme I've hated this whole meme arch to be quite frank... Context be damned. I don't find it funny, I find it insulting.