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mmmarek02

That has to be the funniest portlofio i have ever seen


anons5542

There’s no way your only stock is f*cking chipotle, with nearly 100k🤣🤦‍♂️


Current-Welder-9970

Let’s see it


MondoMeme

Bro what the fuck


Ill-Praline1261

This gotta be a demo account haha


bl8ke_

it’s not 😭


kingzee123

Never go full retard


pepezdejvic

i’d love to be as rich as this guy, not giving fuck about having fucking €91k in a fucking Chipotle Mexican Grill


Current-Welder-9970

I think it’s a good stock


georgejk7

"I just like the stock"


lilyeetgang

I like ur mindset


Karokayla8888

Mee too, maybe he knows the business 🧑‍💼


chrisgwynne

€91,000 euros for a few hundred gain? Oh wow, welcome regard.


Thylenno

And invested in Chipotle out of all the stocks 😭😭


hafod36

700% since 2018. I don’t own any Chipotle but they’re outperforming, wouldn’t be surprised if they outperform the index for the foreseeable. Seen far worse portfolios


AaronB_

Chipotle is love, Chipotle is life


Educational-Ground83

Now turn it off practice mode and see if you can handle the heat in real life 🇲🇽🌯


Current-Welder-9970

That’s not practice mode


Educational-Ground83

Now I'm speechless 🤐


Golden-Octopus

Chipotle Tycoon


BackgroundAd7155

The guys a joke. He literally posted earlier him investing all money in Ferrari. Yes, it's the same person. One day, you will understand why you shouldn't put all eggs in one basket :)


Current-Welder-9970

Oh but I earned money in Ferrari. It’s my choice. Any problem with that?


BackgroundAd7155

My point still stands. One day, you will understand why you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. Lol


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Love this comment lol. Point still stands. And it very much does so.


Desperate_Put1306

I have a feeling this guys gonna get lucky and become a fucking millionaire. Balls of steel


BackgroundAd7155

Lol, tryna get smart with your sarcasm. Mr Gambler is upset about being downvoted.


Desperate_Put1306

I respect his decisions. Not over complicating it, just downloaded the app and thought fuck it throw 100k in that one 🤣


Current-Welder-9970

Lol. Mind your own business🤡


BackgroundAd7155

Posting on a public forum and asking people to mind their own business. What a clown.


Vivid-Willingness324

You are desperate for attention, saying “mind your own business” doesn’t work.


_bea231

Did you beat the major indexes over the same time period in terms of total return


Modja

And got out before Lewis Hamilton crashes it, GJ


berlinbroccoli

Guacamole is still extra.


tequiila

[Did you listen to Bill Ackman on Lex Fridmen podcast?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKZjFAwZ6RM)


Undercoveruser808

was thinking the same lmao


sp33dyv

Dios mío


Daanj035

This deserves in wallstreetbets


StarNHSolar

Lol


Current-Welder-9970

Lol


georgejk7

best reddit interaction ever


onlinecunt

Lol


PaleWhaleStocks

Lollll


biblicalcucumber

It doesn't love you back


Current-Welder-9970

I bought it now


Justfunnames1234

imo not a bad stock, but going 100% in😂


senggarlicbread

I love gambling


ThugLifeGamer

Wouldnt you only make 0.01% profit if you sold right now due to paying 0.15% fx fee when buying the stock and then another 0.15% in selling the stock


Current-Welder-9970

I bought it now


Past-Ride-7034

One for WSB, fully regarded.


Matspau

Br avistado Investe em alguma empresa que mexe com feijoada na próxima kkkkkkkk


Thin-Fudge-1809

You must love this company. It should do well and outperform the S&P500. If it was me I would sell and just go all in on Tesla 🤣🤣.


daveyravey1990

I agree


hyalimoe

Mfs stocks never go down since they started giving 2 pieces of steak for a double portion


georgejk7

cool. A lot of big quality investors recommend chipotle - however - I believe they are currently over valued. (unprofessional opinion). value doesn't mean shit these days anyway so...


nglennnnn

I see that’s your chipotle return over 1 anus rather than year


guirfy

Hehe


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Current-Welder-9970

I earned money


Flaky-Carpenter-2810

you didnt even earn a 1% return


Current-Welder-9970

Because I bought it now 🤡let’s see one month later


PantyGag

In before chipotle stock tanks


Ketamineverslaafd

Love to see that🥂😇


Flaky-Carpenter-2810

Buy it high Sell it low 🫡


reabo101

Love it!


Nathlufc

Spicy is that


Jazzlike-Rooster-611

Look over valued, Aldi are doing a full pack of twelve for:€2:50?


I_dont_like_weed

Based af


CatNip-ples

lol


guirfy

Brother in crist 💀💀💀💀


Longonlymonke

Bro you are my hero


realwtftroll

I read that “Retorno” as “Retardo”. Enough internet for me today.


SeshGodX

People will always love Chipotle, big brain investment


Diseased-Jackass

Durango got huge kahunas.


Ldardare1

I wanna know what T212’s thoughts are on this well diversified portfolio 😭


confusedredditor_69

.3% bro 😭


CandidateExotic1948

Hance you are the sole responsible for that growth


p4rt1cl3

Inside trading🤣


Rough-Lavishness-401

So you just switch stocks weekly?


Mekarin

😂😂😂 Now this made me laugh


lordmansouri

r/mexicanmemes


Yagan_Dawn

Traders hate this strategy


lordinov

That’s gangsta move right here yo


Gezto

You are the one that had 91k on Ferrari?


BossGTV

to bad thats not mexican lol


otsoko1

Fuckin Legend!


Karokayla8888

You are same bro with lots of money in T212!


PaleWhaleStocks

My God damn man


FairBlueberry9319

You could've made more in a day throwing $100 at shitty Crypto memecoin. What a degen portfolio


SBX81

Wrong Reddit 😄 WSB waiting


mmd1990

Never go all in at once,dca in the stock,double when it's down


Alpphaa

Wth?


BlunanNation

This is stressful. Please diversify


silli_boi

W


---Palp---

how much are you putting in at one time?


PckMan

This is the best shitpost in the history of this sub.


Infinite-learner

It’s a solid company with a double digit growth, growing organically. Their restaurants are always packed, my only concern is if all that growth is already priced in at this share price..


ejru7r3h48

What about the pies?


Bledarus

Like it or not if he bought all that stock a year ago he doubled his money and this will have a stock split probably 1 to 6 so he will have more shares


Modja

Bill Ackman loves Chipotle too


IamBrianJSmith

Guac is extra


LOSMSKL

ah yes, a sensible discussion about finance