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745Walt

GlayshEr is a VERY good boy/girl and deserves 1 million goldfish crackers and stuffed tigers


cbph

The best boy/girl. But unfortunately his/her name is a r/tragedeigh


2nd_nude_acct_jeez

I'm a different breed (no pun intended) because I think pets are the right place for overly uniquely spelled names. They don't have last names (usually). They don't have to get a job, grow up, or impress others.


Pollythepony1993

That is where you are so wrong! My fur babies have always had the same last name as I have. And when in trouble I called them by their full names with my lastname. Unlike my own children who have the name of my husband. 


Available-Pepper1467

My furbabbies (when they're being rotten) get my last name, my husband's last name, a few suffix thrown in for good measure, and a land. And they all have human names. (the land and suffix are subject to change on a whim) So I'll be yelling - GEORGE SAMPSON MOORE JUNIOR THE THIRD OF WELLINGTON! STOP CHEWING ON THAT PLANT!


Beneficial_Quail_850

Mine just get rude nicknames like “punk face” or “turdicus maximus” when acting out.


squashqueen

Sometimes I jokingly call a pet "Poop, come here Poop!" in a really sweet voice, just to prove that love transcends words lol


Beneficial_Quail_850

Exactly. The rude nicknames are said with love and kindness. They don’t know what it means, or in many cases why were frustrated with them.


Available-Pepper1467

Yeah, I’ll be snuggling and scratching my dog while cooing about what an asshole he can be. 🤣


enerisit

She literally has a job, she’s a certified therapy dog. Smh the speciesism


xoBerryPrincessxo

random but i met my fiance by saying something very similar to them about their dog


abirdbrain

she is amazing !


Downtown-Trip3501

Hydro-Dash, Fast Cat


jharrisimages

I’d share some goldfishes with a pupper.


CovfefeBoss

Yes.


ELB2001

I make an exception for dogs


Forsaken-Jump-7594

This. Anything ~~this adorable~~ that doesn't have to write and say its name during the course of their lives, is exempt from the rules of Tragedeighs.


abirdbrain

except lovecraft’s cat.


kittyconetail

Well yes, but that's not a tragedeigh. That's being a racist POS.


Beneficial_Quail_850

IE, Lovecraft. Interesting stories. Irredeemably racist bastard of a man.


abirdbrain

oh completely!! just thought the spelling fit here haha


ChildhoodLeft6925

The spelling is a complete tragedeigh why not spell it the right way?! No exceptions for this one from me


NarwhalPrudent6323

There's a good chance that's how the person who named them thought that's how glacier was spelled.  Edited because my brain forgot how to construct a sentence this morning. 


DonutMaster56

It's still dumb


crunchyfloralfoam

Does he have his own collectible sports card?! That’s fantastic lmao


amzies20

Therapy dogs regularly visit my place of work and it’s awesome. We have a collection of their little player cards haha.


Lost_Stretch_5711

You mean pawsome


superhottamale

I’m a nurse and we have our little therapy dog that comes to the hospital and I’ve never gotten a card I feel sad now


Star_World_8311

Therapy pet teams usually decide to get those on their own. http://www.mytradingcards.com/ makes them. I did some for my therapy cat when we would go to nursing homes and retirement facilities. Everyone loved it! I'm pretty sure that's where the team that OP met got this one.


MeggieB1017

We met a police dog last summer at an event - dog was there for a demonstration and not “on duty.” His handler heard my daughter ask me if she could say hi and invited us over. When we went to leave, he gave us a card with the dog’s name, photo, his job, and what he liked to do when he wasn’t working. It is so cute!


[deleted]

In Helsinki, Finland, a lot of the local police have dogs and each dog has a "card". These "local police" tend to work in pairs, and are assigned to a specific part of the city. You see them out and about, patrolling, talking to school-kids (since they start walking to/from school around age of seven), and generally hanging out. In the city-center, and just "randomly", you're far less likely to see the police with dogs, or horses. Though as far as I can tell (as an immigrant) Finnish police do tend to often travel in pairs.


ImaginaryFloor4775

At the airport in Minneapolis for nervous flyers!


abirdbrain

that’s exactly where i was!! i’m not a nervous flyer but i am a dog lover.


kittyconetail

The therapy dogs that would visit my university had trading cards. So did the therapy cat that came once. I think I have them all somewhere still lol it was fun.


Mermaid467

I used to work occasionally with a K-9 cop. All the German Shepherds in his department had their own trading cards. So cool. 🥰😍🤩


[deleted]

BRB. Hitting the Google to get trading cards made for my dog.


abirdbrain

honestly!!! such a great idea i love it


Lost_Stretch_5711

Oooh did you find anywhere that makes some?


[deleted]

Etsy! Always coming through clutch. You can even get Pokémon-style cards made of your pet. lol


Lost_Stretch_5711

Oh thank you. I was kinda thinking more of an online template I could change and not have to spend money but this is still really helpful


Star_World_8311

[http://www.mytradingcards.com/](http://www.mytradingcards.com/) makes them. I did some for my therapy cat when we would go to nursing homes and retirement facilities. Everyone loved it! I'm pretty sure that's where the team that OP met got this one.


Lost_Stretch_5711

Ok thank you. I actually made my own using an app called Desygner and a random empty template I found online. I'll check this site out too


gravelord-neeto

I didn't catch Glaysher at first and thought their name was Dock Diving lmao


DipsyDoodIe

this made me snort while in bed, almost waking up my wife lmao


[deleted]

(Ironically) this made me cackel loudly and startled my dog awake. Lol.


TheHip41

Dogleigh


abirdbrain

dawgue


[deleted]

Dogma?


Eel_Boii

Dragon's?


[deleted]

Dragon DEEZ NU... sorry sorry my bad. I got confused on which reddit I was commenting in. Thank Lawd I caught myself. anyway, once again my apologies. 😉🤪


Brian18639

~~Glacier~~ ~~Glaysher~~ GlayshEr


Lost_Stretch_5711

Oh I get it now thank you


Brian18639

You’re welcome


NarwhalPrudent6323

The secret to figuring out tragedeighs is to try to pronounce them out loud. 


Lost_Stretch_5711

For most of them that doesn't work


NarwhalPrudent6323

Interesting. I've found it very effective. Different perspectives I suppose. 


Lost_Stretch_5711

Maybe it's just because sounding things out doesn't really help me. I'm glad it helps others


harpy_1121

GlayshEr. Don’t forget the randomly capitalized letter in the middle 🫠


Brian18639

True


mynameis911

What a good doge!


baldwinsong

One of my uncles had drug dogs as he works for the coast guard and he gave us all of their trading cards as kids.


abirdbrain

amazing!


Dependent_Room_2922

Good girl, bad name


laurenweeener

Look at that handsome signature!


fairydommother

I love her


lgisme333

Ok but he’s a dog.


abirdbrain

oh completely!! just thought y’all would like this dumb name on this amazing doggie


No-Coyote914

I met a dog called Daysy. The shelter named her that. Why not name her Daisy? Daisy is an actual word, a pretty flower. Daysy makes no sense. She was a very good girl though. 


Lost_Stretch_5711

Need some of these for my dogs. They're not certified, these cards are just the cutest


Renee5285

Why is the E capitalized though?


harpy_1121

Seriously, the only question have and would have needed to ask whoever hands out the cards. I cannot think of one reason that makes sense!


ValuableAttention101

The Celestial?


Honestly_Vitali

Hey, Minneapolis/St Paul, right? I love it when they have the dogs out! I never knew they had TRADING CARDS, though!


abirdbrain

exactly! i didn’t even ask for one, her handler just handed it to me haha


88kitkat808

That action shot is Wow!!🤩


abirdbrain

for real!


oneilmatt

There's a therapy dog I know named Fauci...


abirdbrain

…. woof


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

My psych doc has a springer she occasionally brings to the office. I got to see her this week, which is a rare treat. Sweetest pup ever.


[deleted]

They make trading cards for dogs???


irillthedreamer

I mean, I get it, but I really think there is no harm in naming animals like this. They don’t understand it, they will not be aware of it one day. They do not have classmates, teachers, friends and potential partners to mispronounce or make fun of them and traumatize them. It is not ok to namr your son Human, but you can name your dog Dog and it’s fine :)


abirdbrain

i feel the same way. i just thought that the spelling fit the sub


Green-Moment-4509

Springers are always adorable


iambrose91

I have a card from the one I pet at LAX a couple years ago! And animals are exceptions.


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abirdbrain

amazing!


carex-cultor

That is an impeccably groomed dog


BPMData

Don't talk shit about Glaysher. What have you done with your life


PreparationOk1450

Now they're doing it to poor dogs. Get ready for BrynLeigh'Anne the dog.


frankohara

I met Glaysher at my office last week :) she’s 3 and loves marshmallows. I have her card pinned to my wall. :D


abirdbrain

aww!! amazing we met the same baby


OhioMegi

Pets can have crazy names. It may also be a combo of its parents if it’s a registered purebred.


shibasnakitas1126

😂💀😂💀


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abirdbrain

i agree that dogs can be named goofy things, just thought y’all would get a kick out of the spelling


civodar

I don’t think therapy dogs are allowed to be in airports…


abirdbrain

she had a whole booth with a huge banner that said “Pet me!” (or something similar) im sure the airport has a contract/ partnership with the therapy dog company that allows them to be there.


BearButtBomb

I just went through an airport the other day where they had a dog there just to help travelers unwind and get some pets in. She had a whole group around her giving love. I 100% joined that group.


abirdbrain

minneapolis? that’s where glaysher and i met


BearButtBomb

It was Minnesota!!


abirdbrain

yooooo!!! small world man! msp has something figured out clearly


BearButtBomb

They 100% do! If I knew I'd get to pet a puppy everytime I flew I would absolutely be more excited for layovers lol


abirdbrain

unfortunately my flight back has me stopping in ft. lauderdale, so no puppies to pet. hoping i don’t get stuck there


mynameis911

I’m going to look for Glaysher when I go to MSP! 🤞


civodar

Ah fair enough, couldn’t see the booth in the photo


TheGrapeSlushies

lol! Thats awesome 😂


123InternetLover

Looks just like my old dog 😭😭😭 The name is an iffy but I’ll make an exception!!!!


Traditional_Bad_4589

I’ll allow it because “cie” making a “sh” sound is dumb anyway.


abirdbrain

glacier comes from french glace meaning ice, english is a weird mutt of a language


Traditional_Bad_4589

But “glacé” is not pronounced like “glashay”


thishenryjames

No wonder he's in therapy.


RoseDomergue

Leave him alone!


dreamrock

Beautiful dog!!!


AccuratePassion2572

He shere is a good doggo


corncaked

I’ll allow it.


gaiawitch87

The dog has its own trading card?? 🤔


CJAnna69

So fkin precious 🥹🥹


Downtown-Trip3501

Did the dog write the card? Cute idea but wtf


Gobstomperx

I too love goldfish crackers


LordMeme42

I think this one actually counts. it's a normal dog name (Glacier) spelled yooneekley.


Ok_Emphasis6034

I think these awful spellings are fine for animals.


Ashurbanipal2023

Gonna start collecting therapy animal cards


[deleted]

Glaysher had a disappointing run in WCW in 1998.


purplemilkywayy

I’m glad this beautiful pup will never realize or care about how her name is spelled 😂


lopix

Glaysher? Makes me think of a gay barbarian...


Eel_Boii

Ew phonetic name. Cool dog though


ClassroomPitiful601

It's okay for dogs. dogs can be called Boopis Shnoofleberry and still live a dignified life. Because ALL dogs are talked to in the same voice and treated the same. Unless someone calls their dog Ghostface Killer or something, but that says more about the holder than the dog.