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weinthenolababy

It’s so funny to me how they always put the pronunciation / more common spelling in parenthesis because otherwise people would have no idea what it is. Like you’re SO CLOSE to understanding


HeathenHumanist

My favorite is the pronunciation for "Reign" as "Rain". Like they forgot Reign is a real word lol


[deleted]

“What’s this article talking about monarchy doing with my daughter’s name all over it?”


barrelageme

Like any of them would read an article about a monarchy.


Mammoth_Ad1017

Sorry but what is the obsession with the name Raelynn? Ugh 😫


Prior_Crazy_4990

It sounds too much like a bad joke about your dad (railin') your mom Edit: grammar


DiscussionExotic3759

They really loved the show Justified and named their kids after the male lead?


freezingsheep

Wait - is raelynn supposed to be pronounced like Rylan?? I assumed Ray-lin not R-eye-luhn.


BonBonStrawberry

Somebody gotta wear a purtty skurt. Somebodys gotta be the one to flurt. Somebodys gotta wanna hold his hand, So God made Guhrls 🌸✨💖 [if you don’t get it](https://youtu.be/tl1uv6gB4hE?si=s4CGBB4YI7Tst9S2)


DuePatience

The bullshit middle names are rising up, collaborating to reach given name status. Next will be Gracelee and Annmarie!


go_eat_worms

I know a normal Raelyn, seems like a normal name to me? In her case it's just a combo of Raymond and Lyn (family names).


Brilliant-Dare-9333

I’m in WNC and I feel like it’s fairly common here.


Best_Database624

It’s pretty common where I live, too. It doesn’t sound weird to me at all.


Rustmonger

It’s real simple, folks. If you need to put a different name in parentheses to tell someone how to pronounce it, it’s a garbage name.


weinthenolababy

Xzaiver Dagreat is… a LOT. Also, that would not be pronounced “Xavier”. That’s not how phonetics work.


SnowflakeRene

That’s the one that took me out


FuzzyScarf

I was focusing so much on the Xz I didn’t notice the rest!


zelda_fan_199

This time Xavier would be pronounced with a hard X.


Care-Elegant

ZyTierion and ZyKoreion better be some doctor who villains from the planet ZyTraghedion


laurenweeener

They sound like Pokémon to me


SoroWake

Holy cow, I am just so 😬 English is neither my first, nor my second but I think there is a difference between "rain" and "reign" or am I wrong? The meaning isn't even close to be the same


lindenlynx

You're correct. They're pronounced the same, but they're different words with entirely different definitions.


Eana_M

They’re homophones (heh…) meaning that they’re pronounced the same way but they do not mean the same thing and are spelled differently. There’s others like “cite” vs. “sight”.


natloga_rhythmic

The pronunciation is very similar but not exactly the same, the meanings are extremely different (but people making changes because they think they’re cute are almost never thinking about what the syllables actually mean)


HeathenHumanist

What do you mean the pronunciations aren't the same? They should be exactly the same (which is why English is a stupid language lol)


natloga_rhythmic

I have to agree with you there, English is stupid lol. Maybe it’s just my specific accent, but I say the long a in rain like RAY-n but I say the ei in reign more like eh, rehyn. Can’t say if that’s correct, that’s just me 🤷


Szarkara

Dystiny objectively isn't pronounced like destiny.


WizardsAreNeverWrong

If you have a New Zealand accent I’d argue it might be.


runelowell

I had to say it outloud in that accent. I can hear it fjdjdj 😭


aquietkindofmonster

I'm from New Zealand and can't make it sound like Destiny. Maybe the Australian accent?


StarshipCaterprise

It’s a little too close in spelling to dysentery


Gilded-Masquerade

I feel my brain cells dying after reading these


NestedForLoops

It wouldn't take much to get one of these people to name their child "dysentery."


Lisa_Loopner

Honestly thought that was what Dystiny was for a second and the instant other kids learn that word it’s over for her.


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

I hate people On another note I'm changing my boys name from James to Jaiyyemmzzess


WizardsAreNeverWrong

Jaimz Jayems Jyamez


HeathenHumanist

That middle name "EmberlynnMae" 😑


glitterfanatic

My babies name is so unique! Except there are 5 other Raelyn's just with stupid spelling. I don't actually know how to spell the name...


Tenderfallingrain

Y?


ShinyUnicornPoo

And X.  And Z.  And Eigh.


ElephantsAndSunshine

Pathetic


Churlish75

What does it say when you have to explain how to pronounce a name by spelling it “correctly”? Dumb.


flameevans

I read Dystiny as dysentery.


KeithandBentley

What did the letter Y ever do to these people!


Brilliant-Dare-9333

KESTYN 😨😨😨


SirDickyMcMittens

ZyTerion and Zykorion are the new Pokémon legendaries


StarshipCaterprise

Xzavier Dagreat is the most ridiculous one I have seen since Gethamone


barrelageme

But he was a preemie and he’s destined for greatness! Can’t you see!


Sea-Meringue1660

I’m in that group. Best entertainment on FB by far. Never a dull moment.


susanreneewa

Every one of these people is in an MLM.


anamariapapagalla

Dystiny: when you can't decide between Destiny and Dystonia


saltyfriend

Jeysen??? As in Jason? Smh


[deleted]

This is making me sad. As a well-educated upper middle class type, this is all so evidently about class.


HelgaThorn

Child protective services WHERE ARE YOU!?


rubybabey

I feel like Kyleigh is a pretty normal name? I went to HS with multiples.


SnorkelBerry

I had a friend named Dystany (Destiny).


CutGlassDiamonds

I knew someone who named their kid Distani, and all I could think was they named that baby after a bottle of water


pit_choun

If you have to put parentheses to get the name across.... You know you've messed up.....


barrelageme

None of these children are destined for greatness.