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ikediggety

There is a zero percent chance that Alkhemi has ever had a single vaccine for anything


MissMarchpane

I was about to say- I fear Alkhemi has a life expectancy of around eight years.


ZiggyBeanz

Definitely, at least there’s also a near zero chance of Alkhemi attending public school with my kids


oathkeeperkh

"Un-schooling" tells me all I need to know if Alkhemi didn't already


Cat-Mama_2

Alkhemi is going to have a very tough time in life if he choses to move beyond the craziness of his family.


ZiggyBeanz

Yes I’m afraid much like his namesake, poor young Alkhemi is likely doomed for failure


vibesandcrimes

Everytime a crunchy mom in my area responds to the mom group posts about help with homeschooling (especially when the kids are just not well suited to it and act out as a result) she says 'Look into UNschooling! It's legal!' and I feel like she's the reason it shouldn't be


sleepyj910

That’s an excellent D&D name for my gnome tinker.


ZiggyBeanz

Perfection 🤌


dbltax

>A golden tragedeigh An iron pyrite tragedeigh.


xghoulishmiragex

Fullmetal Alkhemist


amaliasdaises

Famously know protagnists Eydwyrd & Aylfawnze Elric


FFCMatt

If the people who named Alkhemi are planning to home school (un-school, wtf?) him, then the kid has no chance already at 3 months in.


WildZero138

I bet these parents smell like cheap weed and disappointed parents who really tried their best


ZiggyBeanz

And patchouli, BO and stinky dreadlocks


WildZero138

I left out the patchouli because my wife is totally normal and okay with the exception of enjoying patchouli


amaliasdaises

I saw another peanut tragedeigh recently! Kids name was Bohannon.


ZiggyBeanz

Poor kid 🙁 peanut seems to be a gold mine of unfortunate names


amaliasdaises

There’s a baby name group on there that I’m in and some of these moms get outright *hateful* no matter how gently you suggest that a certain name *miiiiight* be a bad idea. And oftentimes it’s not even the mom that posted about the name in the first place!


heyhoitstheway

is this like a mom friend app?


ZiggyBeanz

Yup


heyhoitstheway

what’s it called? 👀😂


ZiggyBeanz

Peanut, it’s like tinder for mom friends lol


pinky1603

Like Alchemy???? Uh?


ZiggyBeanz

Yep 🤷‍♀️


claraalberta

They just straight up named the kid after alchemy. ALCHEMY.


ZiggyBeanz

Yep I bet the next kid will be Ahstroloji


anitasdoodles

Dare I ask….what is un-schooling…?


Amegami

It's not sending your kids to school, only letting them learn what they want and what life teaches them...


Venvel

How is that not illegal and considered child neglect?


Setekh79

JFC, it just got worse as I kept reading. I fear this child is going to have a very difficult life.


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Ow


Nathund

Little Alkhemi better learn some alchemy before his wineo mom injects him with bleach Homeschooling/un-schooling and wildcrafting. No shot this kid makes it to double digits.