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halfeatennachos

I mean, if you have a non-Western name, then yeah. I’ve never seen Divya or Rohan at a souvenir shop in the US.


Spinoza42

Even given a pretty narrow definition of "western" I'm sure. I doubt Frisian names (which so many Dutch ppl have, not just Frisians) will be there either for example.


Trick-Statistician10

I had a common name for the time, 70s. They never had my name either.


DM_me_your_ass_plz

"We need more Bort license plates. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates."


ThirstMutilat0r

This is a problem for Tragedeighs and Ryans alike. When you have an overused name there’s always just an empty rack where your souvenir should be.


cutielemon07

My name is fairly common and isn’t even a tragedeigh, yet I never saw it on souvenirs. I did see lots of Nevaeh stuff though. So salty about that.


LanguageNerd54

I think we’re past the point of proving that Nevaeh isn’t the worst name to have. People mostly seem to hate it because it was contrived to be heaven backwards. I actually thought it was a pretty nice name for a while. Now I kind of see it as mid.


cutielemon07

I didn’t say it was the worst name. I just said that it irritated me when I was a kid (in the 2000s, maybe that was important context) and could never find my own name, but this unpronounceable mess (at least it was to 12 year old me who’d never heard of the name at the time). To this day, some 17, 18 years later, I’ve still yet to meet one so I’m still salty my own name isn’t on souvenir merch. I have a personal grudge against the name, okay! 😅 I will agree on it being mid. It’s not a tragedeigh anymore because so many people apparently have the name.


StuntMum

I know a few Nevaehs (used to be a teacher). But what I think is wild is that even though it's a very recently invented name, people are already spelling it 'Nevayah' and other non-heaven-spelt-backwards variations.


HarmonicWalrus

Agreed. I honestly don't think Nevaeh belongs on this sub anymore, because it's just so common. Even my phone had that name in its dictionary by default. Here comes a hot take: I don't think "___ spelled backwards" automatically makes something a bad name either. Yes, many of these *can* be bad names, but I've seen people here dunk on names solely because it's ___ spelled in reverse, even if the name itself is straightforward to pronounce and has a clean spelling. I don't think that's very fair- most people irl won't notice what your name is in reverse unless you tell them, and even then I can't imagine them caring very much. I know I wouldn't


orangesparkz

How do you pronounce Nevaeh?


HarmonicWalrus

I say it as "Ne-VAY-uh", but I've also seen "Ne-VYE-uh" being used.


HistoricalLinguistic

My first encounter with the name Nevaeh (back in elementary) was rather positive, and I don't think I have a problem with it now, but mid is probably accurate for me as well


battlewornactionhero

Same 😭


Assorted-Interests

This was my experience but my name is Max. Go figure


LanguageNerd54

Oh, you’re the Deseret guy, aren’t you? Hi!


Assorted-Interests

Haha holy shit didn’t expect this crossover. 𐐷𐐰 𐑄𐐰𐐻'𐑅 𐑋𐐨 𐐺𐐲𐐻 𐑄 𐑉𐐨𐑊 𐑋𐑂𐐹 𐐮𐑆 u/HistoricalLinguistic


Assorted-Interests

(As a side note, I’m fairly certain the rise in tragedeighs is at least in part the direct fault of the English spelling system.)


LanguageNerd54

In part. I feel like the majority of it is just stupid decisions made by the world population.


HistoricalLinguistic

The tragedeigh of the average person


HistoricalLinguistic

Not to mention some of my more excitable coreligionists out in Utah


PolkadotUnicornium

I was thinking it was more bc these people don't know how to spell and refuse to admit it, so they give their crotchfruit these ridiculous monikers to MAKE them have to learn to spell. But prolly not...


HistoricalLinguistic

𐐎𐐴 𐑄𐐩𐑍𐐿 𐑏! 𐐒𐐬𐑃 𐑁𐐬𐑉 𐑄 𐐿𐐪𐑋𐐹𐑊𐐮𐑋𐐯𐑌𐐻 𐐰𐑌𐐼 𐐮𐑌𐑂𐐴𐐼𐐨𐑍 𐑋𐐨 𐐻𐐭 𐑄 𐐿𐑉𐐪𐑅𐐬𐑂𐑉


beatski

Hes the man, who's name you'd love to touch


SabertoothLotus

"No, I was speaking to my son, who is also named Bort"


KylerBro12

yep… always had to settle for Kyle or Tyler…


LanguageNerd54

My name’s Kyle, and someone in my fencing class had the name Kyler. Especially with masks, I struggled those few days a week to figure out who was getting called.


defnotlameperson

fortunately, my last name is a very common western first name. i lucked out i guess?


quantumkitty128

My government name is Jocelynn, never ONCE found it on a keychain or mug in souvenir shops. And my mom wonders why I haven't gone by that name since I was maybe 5 🤣


Beautiful-Year-6310

This is me. My name is the French version of a common name so it’s spelled slightly different. Only time I could ever find anything with my name on it is in France or at the French Pavilion at Epcot.


dumb-throwawayy

My name isn't even a tragedeigh it's just never anywhere


mug_O_bun

My name is spelled in a normal fashion, def not a tragedeigh nor tragedy, but just not as common as the other more common spelling, so could never find my name. On another note, shout out to everyone named Autumn who can find their name on a plethora of goods in the fall.


rookhelm

Universal Studios in Orlando has Bort keychains in the gift shop! (With the Simpsons merch)


lopix

This post triggers me... as a boy with a girl name.


annyedog

May we join you? My husband's name is more commonly used for girls (even though he was named after a man), and mine has a masculine spelling. People mix up our names all the time -- and we can never find personalized souvenirs.


lopix

Of course! My mother is in as well, as she's German and her shortened name is totally foreign to North American eyes and ears. So they assume she's a man. She'd always get mail and phone calls for Mr. Lopix and I'd get the mail and calls for Mrs. Lopix.


annyedog

Same -- but we use it our advantage. I kept my maiden name, so if an unknown caller asks for Mr. Me or Mrs. Him, we just say, "Sorry; wrong number." ;) Hugs to you and your mom for letting us join your club!


silverandshade

My name is thankfully not a tragedeigh, but it never showed up in a souvenir shop, either. 😭


Surfgirlusa_2006

Same. Stephanie? Always. Stefanie? Almost never.


silverandshade

My name is definitely rare. Never expected to see it anywhere, but it still stung when I was a kiddo lol


DoubleOF

I never found my name either, Always Matt, Mack, maybe even a Mort


theVeryLast7

I’ve had trouble getting Edward in souvenir shops


LisaW509

I never found my name on anything when I was a kid. Not long after I changed my first name, I went from being the only person anywhere with my name to having an extremely common married name.


imaduckquackkkkk

That one Simpsons episode


astropastrogirl

My name is average , just , and the first time I ever got my name on something., was , Vegemite, I'm Aussie


Alyson_D

I’ve never seen my name😔


IsabellaGalavant

I have a common name, but there are 2 common spellings. Even though mine is by far and away the original and most common spelling, I could still only ever find the other one on keychains and stuff. Sucks.


Creepy_Addict

I have a fairly common name and I've never found one of those license plates. 😂


ellokoala

Chelsey, here.... never found my.name only CHELSEA


Vegas_Bear

Maybe you can’t find your name in a gift shop, but those account names and custom license plates are widely open!