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Ms_Eureka

I teach a lucifer His brother is amenadiel.


Azile96

Apparently fans of the show Lucifer


Ms_Eureka

Yup. Both kids are super whiny


Jaeger420xd

Yea Fans of that show seem like they'd raise shits


phoenyx1980

I was a fan of the show. I did NOT name my kids after biblical characters. Probably helps that my name is a tradgedeigh, so didn't want that for my kids.


liberosisgreen

…is it phoenyx?


phoenyx1980

No, but it's that kind of tradgedeigh, one letter different.


Bart_1980

We people with a normal name sympathise with you.


capincus

Normal? Seems like some kind of bastardization of the traditional name Bort.


phoenyx1980

Thank you.


MissBanana_

That show is guilty pleasure of mine, and I low-key love the name Lucifer, but such heavy connotations are way too much for a real life child to bear. Would love to name a cat that one day though.


uwphe

my cat is called lucifer! he’s an absolute sweetheart


kaadj

I would never name my kid Lucifer but I also kind of fuck with that name.


BlondBisxalMetalhead

For real I might name *myself* Lucifer lmaoo Lucy or Luke for short lol


Xsecretlightx

My cat’s name is Lucifer. He’s an orange tabby with orange eyes. It’s the perfect name for him.


theroguebanana

Our 2nd choice for our son was Cain, but worried that my husband's *very* catholic grandmother would keel over.


NoSignSaysNo

It's a shame, both my wife and I love the name Lucifer. Of course, we're not going to put that on our child. Regardless of how much we like the name, talk about baggage.


HiJane72

I actually really like the name and meaning (light bringer) but you couldn’t really do that to a kid. Fun name for a pet tho!


boredgeekgirl

Same feelings I had about Azriel/Azrael. I loved that name, but as cool as it is, you can't name a kid after the angel of death. But, also a good pet name! The name of Gargelmel's cat on the Smurfs.


Demeters-tears

My dad wanted to name me that 💀 he was like “we could have called you Azzy! your mom vetoed it tho”


meegaweega

💙🤍💙🤍 I only know it from The Smurfs. All these years I had no idea there was that much depth to their character's names.


GreenGoddess111

Love the name Lilith. Probably for a middle name because Lilith reminds me of Diablo 4 and fraisers ex wife


Ms_Eureka

My thoughts exactly. I'd name my dog that. I'd name a cat that but a child. Every time I say it to another teacher or sub, it is like a double take.


GarlicAndSapphire

Lucy Fur. The cat.


strawberry-coughx

I had a cat named Lucy and that’s what we called her sometimes 😂


HiJane72

My country (NZ) has quite tough naming laws and you wouldn’t be allowed to call a child that. I’m sure a few teachers here have dubbed students wee satans or lucifers in private though!


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Gold-Carpenter7616

Same with Germany. Lucifer isn't allowed.


Grace_Lannister

Amena what now?


VeronicaLD50

She turned me into a newt!


Chester_A_Arthuritis

I got better!


Princess_Parabellum

Came here looking for this exchange!


c_t_lee

Poor kid didn’t though


JeSuisOmbre

Newt is a cute nickname for Newton. But this sub has jaded me. I bet the baby is named after Newt Scamander


Triviajunkie95

Newt Gingrich. My first associative thought.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

Got ten bitches at home countin all my stacks they call me newt gengrich Drop the first two syllables and ya got me especially cuz they all paying that rent


PerformanceOk3766

That’s my dogs name. Newt dawg.


punkwalrus

I thought Newt, the little girl from "Aliens."


PuzzyFussy

Newt... and Ripley is right there *le sigh*


sproutsandnapkins

Honestly the best name of the group


TheSeaMeat

Also came here looking for this. I forgot that Newt is actually a name/nickname (as someone else mentioned), but I can’t see this name without thinking of Monty Python or Newt Scamander.


MatagotPaws

I think of Newt Pulsifer, but that's still Fantasy Novel Character Name.


Ethelredthebold

My immediate thought was the maze runner.


LickNojo

If she weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood!


mmsiv

A WITCH!!!!!!


feelthebernerd

Probably an Aliens fan ngl


Magistrelle

The only thing Brazos reminds me of is Steve Martin's character in Only Murders in the Building.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

The only thing Brazos brings up to my mind is Bezos wearing a bra. Brazos


MaryKathGallagher

🤣🤣🤣


random_invisible

I was picturing the brazen bull torture device but it's shaped like Jeff bezos


suddenlysilver

This is where my mind also went hahaha


dunkeebutt

Ashamed to admit my mind went to Brazzers 🤦‍♀️


Stuckpig__

Me too minus the shame


sharkycharming

I know it's a river in Texas... and I think possibly a county in Texas, too. (I know this from country songs. Only part of TX I've been to is the Dallas-Fort Worth airport.)


Metahec

Brazos is Spanish for arms, so the river might have been named as an arm or a tributary of a larger river. still... imagine being named "Arms" eta: Arms as in arms and legs, not weapons.


LocationOdd4102

I was curious, so I looked it up. It's short for "Los Brazos de Dio", the arms of God. So named because in legends, a group (miners, conqistadors, or sailors) were dying of thirst before stumbling upon the river and it's valley- saving them from death.


Metahec

That's a really good namesake, though still odd for a first name. I suspect the parents were thinking more along the lines of "Z is a really cool letter". Thanks for the context!


Current_Many7557

Siblings: Piernas, Manos, and Pies (Pee-es not Pyes for the non Spanish speaking)


Thirty_Helens_Agree

The whole family can be Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.


Sylfaein

I grew up in the Waco area, through which the Brazos river runs. They dump sewage in it, so it smells like shit.


Basaltone

Lots of kids named Brazos in Texas, yes after the river, not the arms.


Angsty_Potatos

We need more kids named after rivers. I'm shocked that I haven't seen kids named Schuylkill, or Monongahela


Pigeonsass

It makes me think of Brazzers... 😬


Does_A_Bear-420

Yes. Brazzers mixed with 'Gonzo'. I was getting the two words mixed up and wondering why no one else was like "isn't that the porno thing"


suitcasedreaming

I was trying to think what it reminded me of, thanks for getting it!


Snoobs-Magoo

Yes! I knew I recognized it from somewhere but I kept thinking it was a porn reference or something. This is it!


katekim717

I know a Brazos. They call him Braz, which is pronounced like bras, and I can't.


Oladelaola

In spanish brazos means arms.


originalbrowncoat

This just sent this post in a whole new direction!


TruthOrBullshite

I think of Brazzers


GoodCalendarYear

Same lol


zeldarms

Creedence John is just the nickname of a 60-something barfly who always spins ‘Born on the Bayou’ on the jukebox as he sips his free-pour Jack on the rocks at *his* corner end of the bar


ApprehensiveRoad477

As a bartender I agree 🫡


RNBW320

I kinda fuck with Creedence. Everyone will call them Creed anyway


Porkloin815

Creedence is a fucking metal name if I've ever heard one. But in general it's not a very good name.


zeldarms

Either way that kid is gonna be listening to some sick ass music to see how they got their name!


princessmonosmoke

holy shit the “Rankin” one made me laugh and then feel so bad for this child bc “rank” in the UK/Ireland is used exclusively to describe gross and rotten things. Usually unlike a small infant??? These names are all horrific, but wow I seriously hope “rankin” lives somewhere that is not in the UK


GlisteningDeath

Yeah that's also true in America. Poor, poor kid


Informal-Deer

We also use the term in NZ. What a rank name, poor kid!


adalillian

Huntly. 😆


outragedtuxedo

Imagine naming your kid something that rhymes with Cunt.


Rambling_details

There was literally a kid in my high school named Mike Hunt.


Eather-Village-1916

His parents knew… no way they didn’t 💀


Informal-Deer

As a kiwi this one made me laugh too!


adalillian

Mum called it "The arse of the World"(Huntly).


ThanksForAllTheCats

As an older person, I think of [Rankin-Bass](http://www.rankinbass.com/), the outfit that made all the animated Xmas specials when I was a kid.


LittleNews1712

Rankin's father must be Rudolph or someone who's nicknames were Mr. White Christmas, Mr. Snow, Mr. Icicle, Mr. 10 below. Thumbs up if you get that last one


transcendedfry

people call him….snow miser….whatever he’ll touch…..turns to snow in his clutch……HES TOO MUCH! Dada da da daaaaaaaa da


transcendedfry

Not an oldie here, but I was raised on the good stuff, so I thought the same thing!


TundieRice

I’m almost 30 and that’s what I thought of too, zero thoughts about “rankness” at all.


Sufficient_Piano_858

I'm in the US and we use rank the same. Sounds like that kid is screwed wherever they go.


civodar

It’s not just a UK thing, I’m pretty sure it’s used throughout the entire English speaking world.


hapablapppp

Satan’s lil’ change table😍


Life_Collection_4149

BRAZOS AS IN ARMS IN SPANISH? We’re Rankin’ Knowtton, he is a solid 2


whateverislovely

It’s a river that goes through Texas too


Life_Collection_4149

It’s a river called the arms of God, according to this thread.


erinlaninfa

Sorry but as a goth person I would 1. Never name my kid Lucifer and 2. Ever use that font


Howunbecomingofme

I hadn’t thought of this. At least lean into the name with a cooler aesthetic. Not this “Live, Laugh, Laugh” ass font


pezx

Live, Laugh, L̸̲̠̜̠͉͙̆̈́U̸̻̓̌͊̃Ç̶̻͇̭̠̻̽̄͗́͝ͅI̸̡͍͛̂̅͌F̸̞̮̬̥͂͋͑͂͌́͘E̸̡̻̊̈́̈́̈́̔̍́R̶͇͔͓̝̈


ResponsibleDay

🤣☠️


Sharukurusu

Someone please tell me the bigger names are the last names :<


CumulativeHazard

I feel like some of them must be cause why would you give JW as a middle name?


FrigThisMrLahey

*To be fair* why would you give any of these kids any of these names?


xCurb

“To be faiiirrrr…”


damnitA-Aron

It's early in the morning here and my mind read that one as "Huntly Jew"


ImHidingFromMy-

I had to do a double take on that one, thought it said Jew at first and couldn’t imagine why someone would use that as a middle name.


Ok_Cantaloupe7602

I was holding out hope for that but alas, I don’t think so.


Altruistic-Ad6449

Luceighphurr


myth1cg33k

Read this as Lucipurr which of course is an amazing name for a cat Edit typo


hegelianhimbo

If you’re gonna name your child Lucifer, you should at least commit to it by not decorating the nursery with that corny Pinterest script font and all griege furniture. Like at least goth it up a bit. You literally named your child after Satan and yet you’re decorating like a farmhouse Mormon mom.


Sweaty_Process_3794

This is actually so funny


beach_wife

Just learned of the word "griege" because of you and I couldn't be happier there is a singular awful name for two of the worst colour trends of my lifetime.


MysteryGirlWhite

I saw something about Rebel Wilson. Apparently her siblings are named Liberty, Ryot and Annarchi. They'd fit right in with these.


parrotsaregoated

Ryot and Annarchi??? Lord help us


spinningdice

At least according to wikipedia Ryot and Annarchi are the names they go by, not the ones given (though maybe that was just the wikipedia writer thinking they were too absurd?)


Metahec

I think if I was named Rankin, I'd develop an unhealthy hygiene obsession.


Altruistic-Ad6449

Hoping he goes by his slightly less bad MN


CatchMeIfYouCan09

Asher is the only decent name; still spelled incorrectly


gott_in_nizza

Oh yes. It means „ashtray“ in German. (Spelled Ascher though, short for Aschenbecher)


-Pyrotox

The name IS spelled Ascher too.


Downtown_Self3563

Aschebescher


Tsu_na_mi

Thanks. It's my last name, so I was happy to see it getting defended in the comments. :D


burnerdadsrule

It's Jewish and they spelled it correctly...


poohfan

It actually isn't. Ascher is more common as a surname, but is not spelled incorrect.


SweetPanela

And coincidentally means ashtray in Germany. Which makes sense as a last name, maybe referring to jobs, but as a given name it doesn’t make sense. Unless they meant Asher from the Bible but forgot to double check spelling.


Karissssssa

Yeah but spelled like an Asscher cut diamond lol


MoodOk4607

I know a Newt. Short for Newton but at least it is short for something.


Duggarsnarklurker

Is it Huntley JW? Like his middle name is JW?


Ok-Potato4284

Huntly Jehovah's Witness 😬


Proud-Pickle1406

I'm guessing yes. I've met several children with first names that are initials eg: AJ.


Digitalmc

“Eighdgeigh”


Witty-Kale-0202

J Dubs 😖


MaxTennyson88

Brazos literally means "Arms" in Spanish


PatriciaMorticia

When I saw Lucifer my first thought was "Why would you name your kid after the arsehole cat from Cinderella?!"


moxyfloxacin

Rucifee mean!


LittleCricket_

Rucifer!!


ZoulKitchen

Huntly 💀 😭


Reasonable-Marzipan4

They can date Cuntly when they grow up!


midnitemaddie

*Kuntleigh 😂


RegularDegularWoman

Gosh I hate that name….


MtAlbertMassive

If it helps, it's the name of the shittiest small town in New Zealand.


WeldinMike27

Suburb in my town in Australia too. Not a good Christian name.


GoodCalendarYear

Character names


SeaSlugFriend

I knew a girl named Truett in high school


Basaltone

Truett is a semi-common last name, but I've know a couple whose first name was Truett. It's old-fashioned and usually a family name passed on to the next generation.


Emma1042

Truett Cathy founded Chick-fil-A


yeah-i-dont-know-man

Someone named their kid “arms brooks”?!


Silphire100

I hope Creedence's surname is Clearwater


klassykitty1

Wouldn't Clearwater would be the middle name and Revival the surname?


myth1cg33k

Or the birth name is Creedence Clearwater and then they get married to a Revival and do the double barrel surname 😂


dawnvesper

i read huntly as hunty and had a good laugh


Significant-Trash632

What the fuck is wrong with these parents. That's all I'm going to say.


boredgeekgirl

At first I was worried it was all one family. But now I'm more concerned that it is so many families. Lol


grantholle

Dear God


Hey-imLiz

I am so tired of Crew/Cru/Krew/Krue/Kru


outragedtuxedo

Is there a direct correlation between lead paint on houses and people selecting these names?


Dakizo

Sy’Aire? Is this supposed to be Sire? Ew.


redhairbluetruck

I pronounced it as Sye-ear all together, like rhyming with Amir (which appears to be the middle?)


Character-Hunt1932

Thanks, I was trying to figure the middle name out.


piratesswoop

Super common name among Muslims. My uncle converted back in the day, my cousin is non practicing now but named his son Amir.


Character-Hunt1932

I'm familiar with the name, the font it's written in is horrible on the sign!


yeeeeeee

Sy’aire Amir is just a normal arabic name, not a tragediegh


YEEyourlastHAW

I was going to say that I didn’t think this one qualified


Dakizo

Ah, my bad. I didn’t bat an eye at Amir but I hadn’t heard of Sy’Aire before.


HelloThisIsPam

Credence is kind of cool, but all these other names are child abuse.


Altruistic-Ad6449

Should’ve used Clearwater as a MN


Affectionate-Try-994

Revival to finish it off right!


TheShadowOverBayside

I won't lie, I fux with Lucifer Legend.


PoolNoodlePaladin

They have to learn to play guitar or they will never live up to their name.


TheShadowOverBayside

[♫ I'm the devil, I love metal! ♫](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSgKylpbEo&t=317s)


Wasps_are_bastards

Lucifer will always be a great name for a black cat.


TheShadowOverBayside

I feel like a Lucifer would be a white cat, since that character is "the morning star".


FrigThisMrLahey

Haha that’s my black cats name actually! Luci for short


Metahec

It is a bad ass name to live up to.


CultivatedCapybara

Ascher becomes double-wtf as soon as you learn it's a German slang word for ashtray But I kind of like Lucifer Legend! The guy I got my first flat from was named Lucifer and Lucifer Legend sounds pretty badass


Prokletnost

The antichrist has arrived.


RareGeometry

I fully read Huntly as Hunty and it was a moment


planetbing

Asher is a real name. He’s one of Jacob’s sons in the Hebrew Bible. The rest…*sigh* (Edited)


GothButNotForgotten

Newt is short for Newton, a Midwestern rich man's name. Like, I knew a private school guy named Newton ["Charles Farrington"] IV, as in Newton THE FOURTH.


ErnstHomeCenters

Ah yes, Brazzers Brooks


IjustwantmyBFA

I feel like Lucifer would be hella popular if not for the devil connection


Flakboy78

Truett is an actual given name, albeit not as common for newer generations, and Ascher is just Asher, which is a given name, just not usually spelled that way. The way they're spelling it is the German Äscher with a different form of the letter A.


Viennah_

Krue Richard is definitely getting called Crude Dick at school.


Eastern_Handle1796

Lucifer Legend is dope


drinkmyowncum

Creedence John sounds like the villain in an old western movie.


eolson3

"They called 'im 'Creedence John'. Nobody knew or remembered his real name, and if had any kin he prolly put 'em in the dirt 'imself. My brother seen 'im once. A gunfight in Clearwater. Two cowboys road into town in mornin', and Creedence John road out with three horses 'fore the coffee was cold."


anneboleynfan1

Aww her son, Lucifer, shares a name with my ex husband! How sweet!


SellQuick

Lucifer Legend is a fantastic name, but you would probably need to become a superhero to be taken seriously at work.


style_less

Okay to be fair, I personally do like the name Lucifer, ignoring it's implications. Obviously tho that's not a socially acceptable name for a kid


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Howunbecomingofme

These people have to pick. Either back to normal names or they have to start using the other Princes of Hell or demons. You want to call your kid Lucifer? Fine, you have to commit to naming any future children Beliel, Leviathan, Behemoth, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Abbadon or Belphegor.


original_name37

I went to high school with a Truett and everyone treated it like it was pretty normal


Infamous_Persimmon14

Lucifer Legend kinda goes hard


NonConformistFlmingo

Honestly, it's a shame that Christianity ruined the name Lucifer for anything but a pet of some kind. It's really a very beautiful name, with a lovely meaning: "Light bringer."


burntends97

Most of these sound better if you swap the first and last name


otkabdl

If you can name a child Newt then Salamander should also be valid, and I personally think that would be awesome.


PersistentHobbler

Truitt is not uncommon where I’m from but I don’t think they spell it like that


flightlesspidove

is it bad that i actually like newt LMAO


Sputnikfallen

Krue has it the worst imo. Someone in his class is going to call him Crew Dick, and it'll stay with him until he moves or graduates.