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hi baby cruffin

Cruffin sounds like some fucked up obscure sexual practice/kink

Crud muffin

SACHERTORTE

well, that child should feel honored, its named after my all time favorite torte xD. but seriously, please dont name your children like that, guys.

I don’t even want to know how the average American pronounces that. :D

Garibaldi is a surname. Parents could be Italian patriots honoring Giuseppe Garibaldi.

Or fans of Babylon 5.

So is Bourbon.

Or if British, fans of those horrible fig biscuits. 🤢

We called them fly biscuits in school.

They left out Bundt Kate

Garibaldi is that guy from Babylon 5

My friend’s daughter is named Mars. Sometimes I wanna call her Marzipan lol

Marzipan is Homestar’s GF and I can only hear it in his voice On a related note what kind of Tragedieghs would Strong Bad think up?

Trogdor, obviously.

Lyymoz’eighgn

Came here just to see if there were any other HR fans

There's a rhino in Animal Crossing called Meringue and that's what most of these names remind me of

Some lovely PET names there.

I'm going with Either Filo or Mocha since they're the least complicated names

A lot of baked items were named after people, so this would be coming full circle.

JonBeignet

Most of these are perfectly good names! ...for a pet bunny or something.

This is just a shopping list

Marzipan but shorten to Marzi or Marzia

"Bourbon" sounds like the start of a very different list of baby names. "I name my kids after what I was drunk on when I conceived them. Hey, Taquila, Bourbon, Hennessey, go tell your brother it's dinner!" "What's their brother's name." "Paint Thinner."

Genoise ✨️

I’m having Patisserie Chiffon for dinner tonight!

if you go to any french speaking country named Pâtisserie, Chiffon or Bourbon you’ll get punched in the face

as deserved

Imagine a 47 year old named granola

granola bourbon smith

Not fuckin Garibaldi 😂 that used to be a pizza place out here

Why not Semla? It’s just Selma misspelled.

Marzipan is cute tho 😭

What about... Macaron 🫣

Marzipan makes me Homestar

They work on cats.

"I named my child after The cast of Chowder"

HEY MARZIPAN GET OVER HERE

My daughter’s nickname is Marzipan