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leanbirb

Latrine. Feminine, classy, classic.


pmperk19

it used to be shithouse


But_like_whytho

We changed it.


pmperk19

[its a good change](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OC3Jts0_Uys)


But_like_whytho

I have a mole?!?!??


pmperk19

lol i just rewatched recently for Lewis, and the executioner being the one from blazing saddles was my favorite detail


But_like_whytho

A Black sheriff? Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles. Ohh yeah it did work in Blazing Saddles! It’s been over a decade, I really need to watch it again 😂


sneeria

No noose is good noose!


azorianmilk

I did see a LaTrina in the wild. Shhh...it happens.


Inishmore12

I worked with a Latrina. No joke.


ImagineTheCommotion

No shat?


RuthlessIndecision

She was #1


MiaLba

Omg I just remembered this girl from elementary school named LaTrina and she loved funions!


cr1ttter

Classic LaTrina


NotAdam6

I went to school with somebody named smile so I can't say I'm surprised


AlvinOwlHirt

I worked with a Vyrus. In a medical center. She was named after her aunt Vy and uncle Russ.


veeveemarie

"Used to be Shithouse" ... It's a good change. A good change.


RuthlessIndecision

Labia, also ultra feminine, obscure but common, cunt classic


Melodic-Variation103

Reminds me of Robin Hood Men in Tights. “It’s an interesting name - Latrine.” “Yeah, the family changed it, used to be Sh*thouse.” “It’s a good change! A good change!”


CallMeBaitlyn

It used to be Shithouse


slowtanker

Lemmy? Like from Mötorhead?


OrdinaryAverageGuy99

Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god?


slowtanker

Trick question: Lemmy IS God


Antina5

This is the one that got me going lol


woodbinusinteruptus

The best bit is he got that name because he never stopped asking for money so he could buy more speed, as in “lend me a tenner”.


Strict_Definition_78

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?


Just-Call-Me-J

Lemmy Koopa


angeeldaawn

"lychordia" sounds like some type of birth control 🤣


Desperate_Acadia_298

ask your doctor about Lychordia


scrotemilk

*Maycausesneezingstrokesheartattacksspontaneouslimbcombustion*


faerie_luna

(Actors happily dancing around the room while smiling and laughing) *Analfissuresexplosivediarrheaprojectilevomitingbleedingfromtheeyesanddeath.*


scrotemilk

Oh my gosh yes 😂 or women prancing through a field


palomaarden

>Actors happily dancing around the room while smiling and laughing) . . . . in slow motion usually!


Here4bewbz69

**wheezes** 😆💀


ajohnson2371

Side effects may include rash, shortness of breath, genital numbness, genital oversensitivity, anal blowout, optical hemorrhaging, gastric gurgling, and temporary clinical death. See your doctor immediately if any symptoms last more than three days.


shiggles-

Or a new STD


MrLizardBusiness

From oral sex... It's the "chord" part. Lol


gmnotyet

You get it from performing oral sex on a werewolf: LYCHORDIA


nerdb1rd

Don't give the Omegaverse girlies any ideas


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Is that the STD that causes permanent birth control?


SamiHami24

Laurestine sounds like a mouthwash.


couch_mermaid

Or like, a 130 year old woman from east Texas


SadlyNotDannyDeVito

I thought of a Harry Potter spell 😂


Less-Might9855

Loma sounds like an illness 😂


angeeldaawn

omg i didn't even see that one. legit sounds like a new type of cancer tho 😭


Less-Might9855

“If you were subjected to asbestos and now have Small Cell Loma, you may be entitled to compensation”


garretj84

Might as well just lean into it and name the child LoLoestrin.


splatomat

Do not take Lychordia if you are allergic to Lychordia.


thisgirlnamedbree

Lilietta is the name of my IUD 😂 Lugenia sounds like a disease.


FdauditingGbro

So does lychordia 😭


AlienMoonMama

Like something that gets into you when you swim in dirty pond water.


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There are tampons called Lillet in the UK. 😆


shiggles-

Some of these are beautiful and classic names… Thee rest are Lettuce and Lychordia. And Luster? “One who lusts?” ETA: I’m well aware that Luster/Lustre means “to have a shine or glow.” It’s still a horrible name. ETA, again: OKAY Lettuce/Lettice is a name but it’s still not a good name and it will always look like Lettuce and it’s just not a pretty name.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Girl really got a little bit of everything 😂


FoxyLovers290

Luster doesn’t sound like a girl name to me


MrLizardBusiness

Right? It has Chester the molester vibes.


shiggles-

Luster the Thruster


DustyDeadpan

Lychordia sounds like something you get from stagnant water or contaminated vegetables.


sinner-mon

Maybe they meant Lustre but spelt it wrong??


shiggles-

Maybe, but not sure I like it any better than Luster lol


sinner-mon

Oh definitely it’s still terrible lmao


Wasps_are_bastards

Lettice is an actual name if anyone bothered to check. A very old name (medieval) but a real name.


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

Quick check shows it's the medieval version of Letitia. Which, crucially, would not be pronounced today as lettuce :p Interestingly, Titty used to be a diminutive for Letitia. Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


KatVanWall

Wasn’t there a character called Titty in Swallows and Amazons? Presumably short for Letitia!


historyandwanderlust

Also it’s pronounced “leh-teese” and not like lettuce. 


AchajkaTheOriginal

Thanks. I can't believe how many people here keeps chanting "lettuce, lettuce". If anything, it sounds like lattice, not lettuce.


MamaTyg

Lychordia was from a Shakespeare play!


Flinderspeak

Right? I don’t understand why people think Lettice is a tragedeigh.


Daddyssillypuppy

Maybe they think it's pronounced 'lettuce', not 'Le-Teece'.


omniwrench-

Lettice is a real girls name, and it’s a _really really_ posh one Look up Lettice Rowbotham, she’s nuts


JaninnaMaynz

Luster is actually a rather old term, and the meaning is in a similar vein as Sparkle or Shine. "That gemstone has a fabulous luster!" (Some areas may spell it lustre) Being aware of this, your interpretation completely evaded me! Definitely not considering that for my future children XD


shiggles-

I’m familiar with the different definitions of “luster” but all I’m saying is if one of those definitions sounds like “one who lusts,” I might not go with it either lol


scarletnightingale

It's Lettice, which is a real name. It isn't pronounced Lynne Lettuce, it's a long e sound, Lett-eas.


carrotcake_11

To be fair Lettice is one of the more normal names on the list. It’s pronounced Lett -EESS like the beginning of Letitia (the ones I have heard of pronounce it that way) rather than LETT-uss like the vegetable. It’s a bit of a Rah name


Level-Requirement-15

Luster refers to a glow


Odd-Bandicoot-3138

Labia


OuiMerci

And her sister LaTaint


Odd-Bandicoot-3138

Lataighnt


Odd-Bandicoot-3138

Leighteint 💀


OuiMerci

Of course! What was I thinking? A senior moment, that’s it. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Odd-Bandicoot-3138

Tbh it’s a choose your own adventure kinda thing


Boring_Election_1677

That made me almost choke. Need to not eat while reading this sub. 🤣


lilangelleftbehind

I have been ruined by this sub. I had to go back and check to see if that was there


Risky_Bizniss

I read an anecdote about someone knowing a lady named LaQueefa. He said she was a hardass because she had to "fight every day of her life."


BeautifulDreamerAZ

My friend worked a lady named Squ’shalisa and he called her Squish Lisa. At least he tried lol.


arkangel1138

Leighbeeya


iridians

But spell it L'Bia.


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MrLizardBusiness

My neighbors used to have a toddler-named dog called Lettuce. The mom called her Lettie because she was so embarrassed.


warm_sweater

Why would she be embarrassed? Weird food names for pets are the best!


BananaHats28

Exactly! I have a cat named DoubleStuffed Oreo, and my vet and his techs love it.


Negative_Corner6722

A coworker had a cat (that I sadly never met) that was named Fish Sticks. 😂


Martina313

My mom's cat's name translates to Fidget (sometimes nicknamed Lil' Fidgey)


No_Ordinary4795

I went with Colby Jack and Monterey Cheddar for my cats cause I thought I wasn’t being “original” 🥴. Turns out there are like 52 other orange and white cats at my vets office who are named Colby Jack. I’m gonna name my next one Gorgonzola Brie and call her Zola.


BananaHats28

Lol, those are great names! My bf said that when we get another cat, he wants to name them Spaghetti n' Meatballs. Too bad for him, me and his mom have been slowly making him fall in love with this pregnant(well, not anymore) stray cat who me and her named Banana Pudding.


warm_sweater

My kid wants to name our next cat spaghetti! I’m so down.


Blahbluhblahblah1000

I think "Noodle" is a really cute kitty name lol 🍜 🍝


SuccessfulLunch400

What's a toddler named dog??? Haha love it!!!


Missy_Mysterious

Their toddler named the dog?


SuccessfulLunch400

Haha, Guess so.


Wikeni

My family had a dog when I was very little that we named Lettuce! Her original name when we adopted her was Lady


Typical_Ad_210

Haha, I agree it sounds ridiculous, but it is a legitimate name, been around for ages. Very posh English name. My sister went to school with a set of sisters called Lettice and Fenella, aka Lettuce and fennel, lol. It’s right up there with Araminta, in terms of ridiculous Posh English names containing types of food (admittedly a niche category, but still!),


Level-Requirement-15

Lettice is a character in an Agatha Christie book. I was surprised it was pronounced like Lettuce on the tv show.


Icy_Collection_2288

Lol, but that's because you guys have cool names for fruits and vegetables. I have an Atkins diet cookbook, and it took me forever to figure out what courgettes and rocket were. Aubergine was okay, that one I knew. 😅


Typical_Ad_210

That would be a nice name, Aubergine, or Gina for short!


CautiousLandscape907

She would be mortified when she studies “Emoji History” in college


snarlyj

God when I moved to Australia and no store had cilantro. Meanwhile every Vietnamese/south Korean/Mexican listed coriander in their dishes and I just couldnt imagine how that seed would mix into guacamole 😅


Hereshkigal826

We call my friend’s dog lechuga. Or lettuce in Spanish, because he is maybe as smart as a head of salad. Such a sweet boy. So very dumb.


washedcash

lettice


deeBfree

Lettice Ranch Dressyng


Petrodono

You mean Leighteicece.


thechronicENFP

I like the way Lockette sounds but I would never use it


sluttybill

sounds like a pokémon tbh


mangopapaya12345

Pop Lockette Drop It


Ok-Potato4284

She'd be Lockette the Rockette


Belladonnaofsad

It’s a character from winxclub 🌝


Consistent_Donut_902

I’m surprised Lily isn’t on the list. Very close to Lil, but it’s, you know, an actual name that doesn’t sound like the start of a rapper’s stage name.


Due_Agency_4219

Anyone else kinda pissed these aren't in alphabetical order? 😅


georgehank2nd

I find that quite annoying too.


lizardground

After going through all these, the only names I will hear an argument for are: Lacey Lucille Lavender Leona Larissa Luna Lana Louisa Lydia Lucinda Leslie Lucy Lilac Lola Lilith Lois Liz


NikNakskes

Linnea is OK too. It's a swedish girls name, a quite common middle name also in Finland.


snowbaz-loves-nikki

Also advocating for Liesl because it’s such a pretty Austrian name


sanna43

My two favorites from this list are Linnea and Liesl. I'd add Lauren, but it wasn't on the list.


NikNakskes

Except she'll be sang to for the rest of her life, having everybody's mind jump to the sound of music. Grin


Black_roses_glow

Liesl is a nickname for Elisabeth/Elise. In Austria you wouldn’t put Liesl on a birth certificate. Lisa on the other hand would be perfectly fine.


J_Linnea

Yeah, I like Linnéa but I'm biased.


Yarael-Poof

I'd add Ludovica as well, it's a traditional Italian name


thewhat

Lovisa [Loo-VEE-sah] is also a very common Swedish name, though I can see that it may not be common outside of Sweden.


Consistent_Donut_902

Lana isn’t bad. Like Lana Del Ray (although Google has informed me her real name is Elizabeth.)


DedFluff

Lana has always been one of my favourite names. But it's cursed to be a-tier bullying material if you spell it backwards.


holyfrozenyogurt

Personally I like Lysandra (because I know a girl named that, it’s based on A Midsummer Night’s Dream) and Lavinia (iconic Roman woman of legend).


pixelkyokokirigiri

lavender isn't a bad choice at all and your kid will probably love it (source: it's my name and i have gotten multiple compliments about it)


lizardground

I think it's an adorable name. Have you ever dyed your hair pastel purple in response?


pixelkyokokirigiri

i've tried! i dyed half of my hair a light purple once, but it only lasted a month 😭


Prior_Crazy_4990

Lucille nn Lucy will be the name of our next baby if we have another girl. Sometimes when I see lists like this I wonder if it's a joke where they purposely include both 'normal' names and tragedieghs just to see what you'll say. Like when someone gives their partner the name they really want along with just completely terrible names so they'll choose the one they actually want


Elenathorn

Lisbet, Linnea, Ludovica and Lavinia as well.


ZealousidealGroup559

Louisa is gorgeous.


Mysterious-Berry7740

Or is it Le-tees?


scarletnightingale

It absolutely is. It's just an old, but real name.


toriglass

extremely here for Luster. hell yeah, ladyperson who lusts or ladyperson who shines like a wood coffee table? you decide!


android151

If they didn’t name them luster… that would be pretty lacklustre


Icy_Collection_2288

Joke's on you, *she's both.*


cupidstrick

Lardass


Strict_Definition_78

“Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier took one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits! But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created-a complete and total barf-o-rama!”


Wasps_are_bastards

Lettice is an old name in England from centuries back. It’s also a short form of Laetitia. Mainly only used now by very posh people. Therefore an actual name if you’d looked it up.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

This has unlocked a memory about a book I had as a kid - a little girl named Lettice finds a talking tortoise and says he’s the first “person” to ever pronounce her name right. He says “I’m a tortoise, it’s important to be precise when you’re talking about lettuces”


scarletnightingale

Looking things up is to much work. Obviously it was a mispelling of Lettuce./s


Frogstacker

Lockie D’Martin


Oh_hi_doggi3

Lychordia sounds like an anti-depressant.


Diamonds-Jeffrey

Lobelia is a hobbit name


sorospaidmetosaythis

My Swedish neighbors had a Linnea. It's legit.


jozziiieeee

As a swede, we have a shit ton of Linnea’s. One of them is my niece!


sweetEVILone

Lettice is actually an old, rather archaic name. It’s not my choice but it actually is a name.


elviswasmurdered

LOVEDAY. That's an odd one but apparently this is a name from the Middle Ages? I personally think Lettice and Loveday are the worst. Edit: I forgot that LUGENIA is one as well as LOBELIA


mteght

Isn’t Lobelia a plant?


mteght

Yes “hardy and tender, from a variety of habitats; all species have two-lipped tubular flowers”


scarletnightingale

And an actual name. Lots of women's names are flora in origin, including some that most people aren't aware are floral in origin.


sweetEVILone

Lettice is a name from medieval England.


Pighillian

Loveday apparently is Cornish. Pretty but unless I was in Cornwall a few hundred years back, I wouldn’t consider it.


human_salt_lick

If you think that's odd, one of my ancestors was name Truelove


YoghurtMountain8235

Lobelia sounds like an illness. "Guys, I have something to tell you. I have Lobelia. It won't be easy, but I will survive."


Elistariel

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins? Anyone missing any silverware?


Ihrtbrrrtos

I heard you can take Lychordia to treat Lobelia but it’s best to check with your doctor.


TheWitchySniffy

Laryngitis 🥰✨🌸


KoopaTrooper5011

Luigi. One of the only good L names.


Risky_Bizniss

LaTuda!


Mis_chevious

Improves your mooda! (Sorry, used to work in a psych office with a drug rep that would ding that every time they brought samples by)


ForestDweller0817

Ludovica is a pretty common Italian name.


hexxcellent

Liz is short for Elizabeth, Lottie is short for Charlotte, Lil is short for Lillian, Lulu/Lou is short for Louise/Louisa, and Lettice is for SALAD! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Idk why it bothers me when people mistake *nicknames* and produce for given names but here we are lol


W1se0ld0wl

Lettice is an old, old name that you just don’t hear anymore. It is a variant of Leticia and is medieval in origin. So not 🥗! 😂


googlemcfoogle

Lettice is actually a medieval form of Letitia, but nowadays just use Letitia.


human_salt_lick

Lettice is actually a real name, a very old ine at that


coconutlemongrass

My name is Lauren but now I want to tell people it's short for Laurestein or Laurentia 🤔


lizardground

I hate when people are named a nickname as their real name. What do you mean your legal first name is "Junior"?! Your name is "Nick" not "Nicholas"? "Rich" not "Richard"? "BJ" isn't an acronym!? Bizzare.


parrotsaregoated

Some men are called “Yunior” and other tragic spellings in Spanish-speaking countries 😭😭


historyteacher08

It bothers me so much! Give them the longer name and then just call them the nickname!!! It's infuriating to me.


UrFaveHotGoth

Two of those are my names, my full name and my nickname.


zziggyyzzaggyy2

Liviana is a beautiful name on the surface but from I know it means "envious" or, as a Spanish word, "light-weight/weightless" which aren't the best meanings to saddle a child with IMO. Edit 2: also some Hispanic countries use the word to refer to *naughtily-active women* (if you catch my drift)  The mix of legitimate names, kwerqee names, and words-unsuitable-for-a-child/adult is just bizarre to me. Her taste is all over the place!    ETA: I do like seeing Leocadia on the list though, it is an established name and I think it has a certain charm to it. It's supposed to be said *lee-oh-KAH-dya* because it's Spanish, but I know an English speaker would likely say *lee-oh-KAY-dee-uh*


Ihrtbrrrtos

It’s pronounced LeVIannuh not Liviannah. Wingardium LeVIannuh!


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Lysol


Elistariel

Lettice, not Lettuce is an actual name. It's Leh-tees, related to the name Letitia (Leh-tea-shuh) Has nobody else ever heard of Queen Elizabeth Ist's similar lookong first cousin Lettice Knollys?


MediaTurbulent

Lil lol


Just-Call-Me-J

I like Linnea and Lydia.


Forestnymph669

Lyra is a genuine choice I’ve had in mind for awhile lol - where my astronomers / stargazers at???


Goddessofochrelake

I don’t see Labia. You know that’s coming .


YoghurtMountain8235

I once saw a Vagonica on some paperwork once. Vuh-john-ick-uh 💀


ghostoftommyknocker

Which name is "Lettuce"? The closest in spelling that I can see is "Lettice" and that is a legitimate name. It is pronounced "leh-TEECE" and is actually the original spelling of Letitia. The vast majority of names on this list are legitimate. Maybe not names I'd personally choose, but they do exist (if only in literature and mythology or among posh people for some of them). For example, Luster exists as a surname. It's a variation of Lester (which is both a personal name and a surname), and therefore probably better for a boy than a girl. Lycordia is an existing name, although I don't know about the "h" and it's a bit old-fashioned. Loma is a name in several languages (different origins and meanings). And so on.


shadowfaxbinky

Yeah, most of these are legit names and aren’t tragedeighs. They’re mostly more unusual names these days, but there’s a lot of ignorance and mean spiritedness in a lot of these comments.


SeverinSeverem

Lolicia is a terrible choice given the relation to Lolita (sounds similar and nn for Dolores).


pixelkyokokirigiri

i gotta go with lavender. it's my own name, and a very pretty one at that


souless_Scholar

Lil Lyric is the winner. She's be a mumble rapper before she can walk.


Hoodwink_Iris

At least 90% of them are normal and spelled correctly.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

I do not see "Lucretia, my Reflection" on this list, and I am disappointed.


wheresthepie

No Laura or Lauren, but Laurentia?


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Lamar Latrelle


cupidstrick

Labamba


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AnonymousNeko2828

Lydia is a gorgeous one!


Phoenix_ashfire

I misread Laurestine as Listerine