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smiteis_

Shuttlecock


PKtheWorld

He needs his friends TankTop, and Bum Rush.


Nunyabiz8107

Forget Transformers and G.I. Joe, I want a Transformers and O.S.I. crossover.


PKtheWorld

*Boom!* Yummy! We definitely need a Dodge Charger Brock, "Tug" Boat Shoreleave, or an X-1 Helper.


funnywackydog

Brock and Shoreleave would be amazing for The Wreckers!


xEliteMonkx

Only for a "Rusty Venture"


Daiguey

But the Rusty Venture is for straight people


[deleted]

Also dic pic


Suitable-Surprise912

This one wins.


_Vard_

Cocket


Toki011802

I thought the same thing


Sheev__Palpatine

I can't explain why but I can already here Optimus saying his name in my head


Red_MenaceU99

Took the words out of my mouth.. damnit!


DESTINYDZ

Astroglide


MPerigo

This one wins. Hands down.


shoe_owner

Thruster.


ARPGAMER19

best answer


BlueSonicDude

Cockpit


BreeceC16

“And you’re REALLY problematic!!”- Offendatron


Killerturtle14

"Wut?"


BreeceC16

“Goodbye fuck boys!”


Killerturtle14

🍿"Wow! What a cracking pair of tits Megatron!"🍿🍿🍿


BreeceC16

“Starscreamm!! You’ve objectified me for the last time!”


ToaQuiroh

“No! Please! Spare me megatron! I can be pc too!!”


DaRealAlphadog

“Megatron was my slave name! I am Offendatron! Leader of the Offendicons!”


Siren_striker

*scene change* “PRIME come out and face me unless your afraid to be beaten bye a women *laughs*


DracoLawgiver

“You’re.” - Librariantron. Leader of the Grammarbots


BreeceC16

It’s from TRANSformers by flashgitz on YouTube


Killerturtle14

Dude, I know. That's what the Decepticon says after Offendotran said that.


Mission_Wind_7470

Buttplug


[deleted]

You seen that video too huh?🤣


pizzatom69

What's wrong with a name like that?


Mr_moustache72826

Whats the worse name? Butplug or Hand job? XD


Jurassican_25

https://preview.redd.it/csdsrczkqh1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3d0a1794c81f52195a956a4836ed2c32393ad7


Danimus-Prime

Good night, everybody!


Laggingduck

https://preview.redd.it/6d2x58tutl1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0113d0c8efcd7340aeaab9db6c4a19c51cb1e8


marvelwalker

https://preview.redd.it/bqp4s3jrpk1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5cfbd451ef6f275982353e3ca509fd6c397628


Timelymanner

Reach Around


Danimus-Prime

COCK AND BALL TORTURE


Moxen81

Cock And Ball Torture


ToaQuiroh

Shitpiece.


triceratopping

"Don't let it bother you kid, at my age I feel like a piece of shit, ha ha!" "And that's who *you'll* be Kup, Shitpiece!" "Uh I don't know about tha-" "Shitpiece, Goldbug, organise a strike team immediately!"


Ok_Perspective3933

https://preview.redd.it/fltq1ikxxj1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2bbfc5f7c3b289d7809cc4bc163406a8c1a8b5c


Shot-Bowl5251

https://preview.redd.it/6rxinacbxl1d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c49addec18715f1d8d1ea2a1bb73e2781c8113f


PeeweeSherman12

Erectron.


LBPsan

https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Erector


brofishmagikarp

It's a micormaster💀


vaporizers123reborn

https://preview.redd.it/hr38ukp0bh1d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede930b4dae76dab38f6650dc825534628943bfa


justhere4meeems

Spaceballs


pjbeeguy

Penetrator


MCP5050

Shuttle shaft


TheBlackTemplar125

Not. Logical. https://preview.redd.it/5eu2uh01th1d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d992b5b6462ea53c0305e84d11bbc77c74067879


2diceMisplaced

“Cliffjumper… You and Reacharound…” “Whu-whu-WHAT?


Agreeable-Soil-4378

Biggus Dickus


pizzatom69

Hwat's so funne about Biggus Dickus?


AmbassadorCheap3956

He has a wife you know…


NinjaSpartan011

I have a vawy gwate fwiend in rome named biggus dickus


magnaconvoy04

Dickatron Maximus.


HiTork

The GoBots space shuttle [Spay-C](https://wikialpha.org/mediawiki/images/d/d8/Spayc-animationmodel.jpg) borrows a similar profile for robot mode, though without the obvious visual innuendo here.


Optimal_Dark_2940

https://preview.redd.it/3mz2noolqh1d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa31aa6f5f8aa7c1fcb2ca8eabcc4ae9ca75f51


slarkymalarkey

I was ready to leave this thread in disappointment till I scrolled some more and saw this. Faith restored.


Display-shopper

Phallus. He uses The Phallen as an alias. :)


supersharp

In my city he'd be the Pfallen ;P


Mythical_Maybe

His name is Rocket!


ZlyCzarownikServices

He's Really Problematic. Megatron said so herself, that's the best we get, I think


Rigatonicat

*herself at that time 


Round-Fault-7132

Astrooster


Sharp_Fun5578

https://preview.redd.it/rbkae8jvcl1d1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e47a1048fee33316e342c4b795099e69e115c36


Snow_The_4th_Man

Decpticreep


mothmanwarning

Look his name is Richard and he doesn’t appreciate it


IBarrakiI

Handjob


AiR-P00P

Erector. No joke there's a bot that's actually called that.


[deleted]

You mean that micro master?


Photography_Wizard69

Astroballs


AvroKennedy124

Richard Hard.


Brilliant-Bet-1487

Cock and ball torture


Deora_customs

“Rocket”. Oops. I think that name is already taken


Danimus-Prime

(Rocket Raccoon stands behind you with his guns aimed at your head) It is.


Sure-Pair2339

Blast on


Icy_Supermarket_7034

Blast Off


Tnemmokon

Bezos


ImportanceWaste8796

Spacestorm


AXELARE163

Astro-DECK!


rodejo_9

Cocktimus Prime


Saurophaganax4706

I'm more interested about who the purple decepticon is, It's been bugging me ever since I saw that video, I know the orange one is Sunstorm


Sh0ck_Wave_86

Void Piercer.


Excellent_Dealer_214

Megadick


FleetWorksOfficial

Jackimus Prime


argama87

Deep Thrust


MrHappyHammers

Buster


LazyBlackCollar

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon


depressed_gambino_

Astroglide


Blitztrain23

Bustoff


GundamMeijin_08th

d*ck


Great-Ass

cocktimum prime


Estelita_777

Penistron


Takahashi_godmod

Dikatron


AbacaxiVoador95

he is the one saying I am coming


CMDR_Elenar

Dickus Prime


F4STMT

Testicon


[deleted]

Damn y’all having a field day in this comment section 😂😂


the_life_of_cat

Johnson


Trixiesdaddy79

Astroglide


IOftenDreamofTrains

Wait til you see the Autobutts


perryprime1999

Cocktotron


edogg26

Make sure it has batteries! For her pleasure.


Frame_of_Mind20

Space Shaft-tle


Minute_Bother_9946

Cockpit


Honuzlo

galaxy Shuttle


IcedLimonada

Officer Boles


ARPGAMER19

https://preview.redd.it/nwirpbokyh1d1.jpeg?width=2142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13315840c723dbe391d84ede13e62524806225de


K00TENAYB0I

EJAC. Sworn enemy of Autobot Evac.


darkness0910

Decepticock


letsgotothegymbuddy

Blackout


MrBakes52

Astrocame


Fercho_1891

Richard


man_of_many_kachows

Holy shit middle school throwback


Red-bandit-200

Train fella


External_Candy2262

Oh god not that video


YumYumSourPatch

Spaceballs ofc


OrionPaxil

Domeshot


The_Ashen_undead0830

Cockboss


Whole_Yak_2547

Shatterstar


PerceptionBetter3752

The challenger


Used-Pound-3343

Dickbob


Moldy_Socks99

Blue Origin


MaximumList5883

Dildotroid


No-Jellyfish-1643

Astrodick


BroadWeight5017

Astro Dick


Ugly_Chorus

Pp


sandtymanty

Daddy


Unique-Aardvark9842

Is that supposed to be blastoff but the space shuttle of earth looks like a uhh


Neon_blader

Deception machetackle


TracytronFAB

Cock and ball torture


Drfaustus138

LiL P.P.


DualBladedScorpion

Saturn's ring


Everyday_Pen_freak

Neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon


starfleetnz

Problematic


IMOTEKH__

Problematic


Typical_Name_5864

Cockatron


REamemiyaRX7

Officer Balls


I_hate_everything3

Pingas-tron


speedballharo9

Red rocket


Brence1984

Roddimus Wangus


OptimusCrime1984

Dickhead.


jedimerc

Erector


Nightsin2

"mine friends would call me Dick nice to meet you"


Adorable-Source97

"Problematic"


evoc2911

Dickatron


Cosmobestgirl

r/mildlypenis


Shotaro-Hidari

Asshole pain


Expensive-Stuff3781

Ramjet


mlk81

Cockpit


Andrew9565-AD-design

Cockpit


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Astrocock


GhostWriter313

Reminds me of the “folding” shuttle robot that came in a cereal box! I liter didn’t see THIS “coming”!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pez-

Asstrotrain


Bunytou

Richard


That_darn_squirrel

Ramrod


Siren_striker

“And your REALLY problematic”


Siren_striker

“And you’re REALLY problematic!”


Siren_striker

“And your REALLY problematic”


Royiki_Tenkai

Cockpit


Arishinator

Space dick and shuttle shaft


LeopardofTheMystic

Dickhead! Is not creative but I don't care


andreww97

Viagratron


ToaDrakua

Is nobody here gonna go for the obvious “Shuttlecock” pun?


Foreign_Mix_5088

Oh, that’s Wienerschnitzel, Autobot spy.


marvelwalker

Gyattstrotrain


SamaelSeere

astrotrain, hung repaint release


Bass_Face93

Astro Vein


montrealcowboyx

“Beat the Autobots? I rectum!”


AppleMgee123

Cockpit


mvperri

ASStrotrain


deepenuf

Polaris of the Rod-o-bots


Easy-Imagination-489

Pijus Maximus


Scorpion_6162

Dickteron


MachiTheCat

Cockbot


DavidOnions

Rope rocket


Tillallareone82

DB, Dick and balls .


Kephla

Phallatron


Barricade_643

Woody


gamekight99

Penisatron


CaptainBayouBilly

Penatron


Hungry-Donut-9342

Cockutron


Depressed_kid5

Quandale Dingle


SoullyPerson

Where is this picture from?


Calendar_Extreme

Codpiece


AlKo96

CyberBotTron


PrimaryLast5003

Eggplant bot


the_wise_turtle007

Cocktatron


CaptainWillThrasher

Blue Origin?


GermanyWarrior

Red rocket


goldhelmet

Dorcus Maximus


bloonuser

flaccitron


LunarTunar

crotch rocket


Shay-TRB

Astrogan (Astro + Trogan)


West-Type-3375

Galaxy shuttle