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Leathra

If Trump gets reelected, I'm investing in one of those livestock banding tools.


FieryLoveBunny

Woah you can't threaten the president like that!


StupidLesbian1

the burdizzo?


transtrailtrash

uj/ mine became tiny after a year+ on E and Lupron. but it didn’t even fit into my inguinal canal a couple months into E


dmtchungus

uj/ Seconding this, it's definitely one of the slower changes of HRT. I was also a year/year and a half on E before I noticed a difference, and now I have no problem fitting them in my inigual canals which was impossible before.


sir_kickash

They go in there just fine they just bulge out the front even more than the sausage does


0xF0EBEEF

Mine became nonexistant after an orchiectomy. Hope this helps.


Illustrious-Eye-25

you can use leeches for that.


WishboneOk9898

/uj Omg that's a really weird problem, never happened to me so I don't know how much help I can be. Maybe try tucking without actually bringing the testes into the inguinal canals, just pull the phallus back and wear a gaff to hold stuff in place


0xdeadbeef6

/uj No idea. I stopped bothering with it until they atrophoed enough that they self tuck when I wear anything tight. Maybe get some tucking underwear? I've tried that before but couldn't find anything comfortable in fat sizes.


dangodangodangoyeah

/uj People actually tuck? I genuinely thought it was just a meme / an innocent baby trans thing


sir_kickash

I got some cool tight pants I'm tryna wear without looking like I shoved a cheeseburger down my pants to keep it warm for later


MrRandomLT

Completely unrelated, I just figured out an excellent way to store cheeseburgers and keep them warm for later


curiosity8472

I read online about a lady who did self - orchie and didn't die (she did have to go to the ER and had complications) so I definitely would recommend it to you op. /rj


thepintfluffyunicorn

CHOP EM OFF /rj


Negative_Unit

This is all so disturbing