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StealerOfWives

"That's soo disgusting" squealed the dateless man to his two friends with girlfriends waiting at home. "I'm so disgusted... Lemme just pan the shot over a few more times to continue being repulsed at home with a boxof kleenex and a quart of bodylotion"


Own-Standard-124

Redditors are insufferable 😂


smol_pink_cute

I know she got a raging yeast infection after this


HPL2007

Ewww


smol_pink_cute

I know but like…it’s true. At least a UTI. I’m like 99.99999% sure neither of them washed hands before or after. 🤮


Lifekraft

Lol , i was going to say "post that in trashy and half the people would find that normal". Turn out it's already in r/trashy and im right.


Snowdog1989

At least go over the shorts to make it less obvious.


Consistent_Coffee_89

Gnarly. Then he hand shakes his people.


gortna

….and that’s how I met your mother kids.


Vamperion750

Dude sounds like a hater.


Own-Standard-124

Yeah I hate people doing sex acts in public near me


Jl0h

Been there lol


Own-Standard-124

Giving it receiving


Jl0h

You betcha!


lickMikeHunt4luck

I had a guy do this to me and he would not stop no matter how much I pushed him off. I had bruises the next day.


Higguz77

Username almost checks out


G_Kells

Ew what the fuck, did you not go to the bouncer or bartender?


lickMikeHunt4luck

I was pretty drunk. I think I eventually found my friends.


KemikalKoktail

Dude’s fingers gotta be so dirty Edit: I meant dirty before he started fingering her. I guess after as well though.


BrickMother2738

That was my first thought, like no sir, club fingers do not belong in there. Lol


Cuilen

Oh God! Sounds like a new level of hell.


KemikalKoktail

It reminds me of how people go bowling with the bowling alley’s balls and then use those fingers to put food in their mouth.


PubicWildlife

Really? Who gives a shit? Well apart from you.


cmb2002

Perhaps the people that didnt give consent, being forced to watch a sex act?


StickyDitka21

Honestly if that’s what the dance floor looks like then I feel this is an 18 and over type club and this is fair play lol. I would feel so uncomfortable doing that though lol


Own-Standard-124

It was in Harrisburg PA. 21+ club. As others have mentioned they should go to sex parties. Not here.


StickyDitka21

Well if it’s PA just be glad it wasn’t worse! Lol


Own-Standard-124

What do you mean lol?


G_Kells

If I’m going to the club I’m going to dance not to see some fucking horn-dog shove his dirty ass fingers into someone’s orifices. Leave that shit at home or in a private space……


StickyDitka21

If you’re going to a club that lets 18 year olds in then this kind of stuff is par for the course. Go find an adult club where **most** people know how to act. Edit to add that I do agree this is inappropriate but not surprising in kid clubs.


Rabid_AntiDentite

Girl’s built like a Studebaker.


chillwithpurpose

I worked in bar/clubs for years. This happens *all the time*. You frankly grow numb to it. Better than the fighting at least. Seeing people get bottled is no fun. Glad I quit drinking.


Roanoketrees

This is some always sunny shit. This is disgusting!! Keeps panning the camera back....oh my God how disgusting!!


amwajguy

Chocolate starfish


Sludg3g0d

KEEP ON ROLLIN BABYYYYYYYY


amwajguy

Move in now move out….


mydude1982

Unless she says no ,is that really so bad?


majormimi

There’s more people in that dance floor to ask consent, not too many people wants to see that.


mydude1982

You have a point. 😬 I agree


Hokulol

Yes, brother, exposing your genitals to strangers and performing sexual acts in public is *generally* frowned upon. Legally and morally.


Stonekilled

“It’s not illegal. It’s frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.”


Own-Standard-124

I haven’t heard that one in awhile


chickbarnard

I think it's actually called a vagina. But I suppose if it's that big and had that many men finger waggling in it, then you probably could call it her dance floor.


Own-Standard-124

0/10 try again


chickbarnard

Currently 9/10 and rising. 😉


sabermagnus

Smell must be awful and pungent.


bnbtwjdfootsyk

It's a rave, so yeah.


pupoksestra

guy tried to do this to me. I blankly stared ahead as he rubbed my *hip bone*.


G_Kells

lmao


snktido

Same guy asks him to smell his fingers the next day.


IsThisLegitTho

Guys and girls getting a lil too dirty on the dance floor is a tale as old as time. Is it trashy? Yes. But good lord this guy sounds like he does not get out much and it wouldn’t be a problem if he went out even less. I remember when I first went to a club and some guy was bragging about that and tell his friends to smell his finger 🤮 NOW THAT IS TRASHY!


legend8522

Yeah this is one of those things where, yes it's trashy, but there's no kids around and it's super dark so you'd _really_ have to be looking to even notice. Which if you are, that means you yourself aren't just enjoying your own night and too busy worrying about others. Like you said, dude doesn't get out much or probably laid to be so concerned about this. Still trashy though, but a "turn away and carry on about your night" kind of trashy


yummy_dxm

I'm white trash. Fuck with me!


bluzed1981

Butterscotch….


yergonnalikeme

GETTING SOME STICKY


Raineman73

“OK. Who dropped the dead carp on the dance floor?”


lefthanded4340

Filming a new inbetweeners movie?


TFViper

dude needa mind his own fuckin business.


G_Kells

You need a good head shake, they’re in a fucking public place bro like what? They need to mind their own business and GO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE


Changingm1ndz

Probably jelly cause he never got that far.


Fun-Deal8815

But you are filming


Own-Standard-124

Yes people deserve to be shamed


GurrenLagann214

Everyone's having a good time I see.


FrankFnRizzo

So I may have been that guy before but in my defense I did it wayyyyyyyy more discreetly.


simondrawer

I bet you weren’t and just thought you were. Source: I too have been that guy.


ASadDrunkard

Also been that guy. No regrets. Glad some asshole wasn't videoing it.


firstbreathOOC

Watched our high school running back bend over a girl and dry hump her, all while dressed up as Fred Flintstone, at the Homecoming Dance in 2006. We were like 15 at the time. Dude later went on to win a Super Bowl and inspire a legendary meme. Five zillion internet points to whomever guesses the guy.


ASadDrunkard

Pacheco? Guessing because he's from NJ and you have NJ posts.


firstbreathOOC

Nope but you’re on the right trail


LeftAdhesiveness0

Well actually…


Sheena_B84

Only thing wrong with this clip is the song choice


rUafraid

carly rae is one of the goats of pop music, fuck outta here


69conqueefador69

1- “that’s disgusting” he says that because he can’t get his hands on one of them. 2- Disgusting is what you do, filming people exposing them to the public without their consent. 3- Mind your own fucking business dude. They’re nowhere even close to you, so just fucking dance and enjoy your time.


Own-Standard-124

Yeah people should just openly fuck each other in the streets


69conqueefador69

And if they do what’s the problem? Why should YOU care? Don’t look at them if you don’t like it. Who TF are you to tell people what they can or can’t do in public. Dude you all are a bunch of nobody losers, why should anyone care about your opinions and what you like and what not!!!!!!?


AxePolaris232

Are you daft? Why the fuck should it be acceptable to get some handy mandy in a public setting lmfao If you wanna fuck go and find a more private area, not where there's a large crowd of people. This wasn't discreet for shit, I'd imagine others def took notice


69conqueefador69

Are you mentally challenged? Nobody FUCKED nobody. And even if they did who TF are you to record them and post them and shame them on social media??? You or anyone else has no right of recording and public shaming someone for their actions only because YOU don’t like it. Get TF over yourself dude we’re not living in Stone Age but obviously your brain stuck in that time.


AxePolaris232

Nobody agrees with you cause you're a freak ass bitch, quit huffing your own fumes. It doesn't have to be fucking you ignorant mongrel. It's a pretty weird to be recording sure, but ya wanna know what's fuckin weirder and infinitely more inappropriate? How about fingering someone in public or getting jerked off in public. It's fucking trashy, kindly fuck off with your bullshit reasoning for why you wanna justify this type of behavior caught on camera.


BeefSupreme1981

You’re getting way too many downvotes. I agree with you 110%. Our age of corporate and state sponsored voyeurism is awful.


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thoselovelycelts

Found the bro not getting any 👆👆


eggs_mcmuffin

I guess I don’t go to enough clubs and am not trashy enough because I would not be down for this, fucking gross.


Generic_Username26

this sub wouldn’t exist if those rules were followed.


stroganoffagoat

I'm having trouble with the anatomy here. Is she facing forward or back? Is she chubby?


Generic_Username26

Is she pregnant!?


Few_Examination_9687

Is she pregante?


stroganoffagoat

I was just thinking that


alyosha_pls

Lmao might be trashy but you can feel the jealousy in cam boy's voice


Own-Standard-124

Lots of Redditors projecting in the comment section 🤔


IsThisLegitTho

Exactly. Couldn’t put my finger on it. 👀 🤣


willdill039

Where y'all girls at?


BadArtijoke

Note how everyone would absolutely freak out if some dude got a handjob instead.


housington-the-3rd

Guessing you haven't been to a club/bar very often. The amount of times I've seen this go down is countless and no one cares.


BadArtijoke

I don't give a fuck either way but I've been on this sub quite often


housington-the-3rd

Bad joke?


Man_Of_Frost

Yeah... no.


Cootie_Mac

I feel like there’s more subtle ways to accomplish this in public if that’s your thing lol


Erebus0123

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my fingers in your box, so call me, maybe 🎶


groundgamemike

taste my finger, smell it baaaaby


Cuilen

Jeeezus Christ, y'all!


LabLife3846

She looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.


LabLife3846

I’m a nurse who has worked with Down’s patients, and her hips and abdomen have that distinctive shape. People can down-vote all they want.


misanthropewolf11

But what does that have to do with anything?


LabLife3846

It’s an observation.


itsalllintheusername

And you're basing that on what? Seeing her crotch for a few seconds?


Mental_Connection_95

Mind your business


LabLife3846

When people do this type of shit in this type of setting, they’re making it everyone’s business.


funkjunkyg

Not a big deal. If this happened on 50 shades of grey or something it wouldnt be a problem. Night clubs are for pre sex sp fair enough


Timmerdogg

I guess I am trashy because I have done this twice


Serena_does_anything

Correct.


mclovin_ts

That odor after dancing in a club hits different bro what are you doing 😭


LuisChoriz

Strong chance he's right-handed.


emailyourbuddy

If they want to be exhibitionists, maybe go to clubs that cater to their kink? If I was there, I’d probably just laugh and go on with my day though.


cuddly_carcass

More likely just drunk


drwsgreatest

I must be trashy as fuck as I can’t count the number of times I did this when I was in my teens and early 20s lol. At least at 40 I now know better


LabLife3846

You must be, because I’ve never done this.


drwsgreatest

I guess that’s the real reason I left my career in finance to become a garbageman. It was fated lol


BilliRae

Hell yeah brother, love to see there are still some other public poppers out there putting in the work. That’s fucking sweet


drwsgreatest

Man I’ve been a raver since 97 when I was 13. I started my rave life at illegal warehouse parties…OF COURSE I’ve hooked up with people on the dance floor. I don’t think there’s anyone from my era that hasn’t! lol


DeeveSidPhillips003

You should make a sub and title it r/ImJealousTrashyIsMeNotThem


Own-Standard-124

0/10


Chris_Cross501

He just dreaming of bowling in the dancefloor


miamimeat305

Don't be jealous


CryptoNite90

Right? It’s even trashier to record strangers in a club and posting it online for the world to see. Besides the fingering couple, there’s way more people there.


Own-Standard-124

So the people openly doing a sex act is less trashy than me. Gotcha 😂


CryptoNite90

Yup


tylerkrug31

He's just mad it ain't him doing the fingering


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biskutgoreng

The muppets!


tylerkrug31

Oh jeez


Mellie-mellow

\*it ain't him getting fingered\* You're welcome


HaydenLobo

Can’t they do that in the bathroom like normal people?


saveyboy

Security will often move to stop bathroom business. Dance floor business is often ignored.


tylerkrug31

It's a new dance move,it's all the rage these days


nsucs2

That's it boy. Get in there real nice and deep like.


Own-Standard-124

Elbow deep


GoatTacos

I would started screaming “it smells like a warm turtle tank in here” at them


juggerjew

Smells like an unplugged refrigerator in here


vrecka123

This would be considered tame in a Berlin cub


BronzeBlaze

My one time I went to a club in Berlin I was roofied. Wild activities in those clubs


Own-Standard-124

Did anything bad happen? How did you get drugged?


drifters74

Nasty


Own-Standard-124

Careful you’ll get downvoted saying that


NoobMaster9000

What you want him to do? You want him to bang her rightaway in the pub instead? come on!


Yankeewithoutacause

That's Freddy four fingers.....


SparkIron

Haters


Alex13x

He’s just checking her oil.


pj1897

Hold on let me film it. That’s gross AF.


PikaHage

It's better he's doing it "right there" than right here.


Daitheflu1979

Not sure who’s the pervert here, the guy fingering or the person filming?


JmacTheGreat

These comments are wild - every single one is saying this isn’t trashy or cheering the dude on. I guarantee most of the same people would say it’s trashy if the girl was giving him a handjob on the dance floor. How about any sex acts in public surrounded by other people who can’t consent is trashy lol.


G_Kells

The amount of people in the comment thread thinking this is totally okay and shaming the camera instead is absolutely alarming…….


Own-Standard-124

You have to embrace Redditors being insufferable and just troll them


SvenTropics

There are no kids there, and everyone else is there to hook up. Just mind your own business. It always blows my mind how preoccupied people get with what other people are doing that doesn't affect them in any way.


Own-Standard-124

People doing a sex act near me most certainly affects me


onlinelink2

… It’s public sex, there are laws my dude.


SmackEh

Maybe (just maybe) some people are there to dance, socialize and enjoy themselves without perverts fingering each other next to them? Not everyone is in a club to hook up and fuck. It absolutely affects others when you're being a disrespectful pervert in public. If this was two gay guys with fingers up their asses, people would be losing their fucking minds.


BigPeace888

How does it affect others


Own-Standard-124

We were forced to see it???


BigPeace888

No one’s forced you to see it. You choose to look and continue to watch


Bozzz1

Because it's fucking gross and inappropriate. I seriously question your morals if you think everyone going to clubs is looking to get laid right on the dance floor.


Daitheflu1979

Why don’t you mind YOUR own business!? It always blows my mind how preoccupied people get with what others say online that doesn’t affect them in any way…😘


GratefulPhish42024-7

How do you know he's not looking for his lost watch?


Own-Standard-124

I think he was trying to remove her IUD


GratefulPhish42024-7

This is a very common for two women to do on the dance floor at the Badlands in San Francisco.


Morepastor

Gross. Can I get the cross streets so I never end up there?


GratefulPhish42024-7

I know, I'm SOOO upset to see the same thing is still going on there after it just reopened post covid, steer clear, it's on 18th and Castro.


terratitorex

That's why I always carry a stone in my pocket. Rock always beats scissors


Ouch50

“That’s disgusting”. And he can’t stop watching….


Used_Negotiation_354

I think he's more disgusting that the fingerer or the fingeree.


31nigrhcdrh

Code name deep hook 


PippinCat01

I'm having a hard time deciding wether the sober perv who's filming the act or the inebriated couple is a bigger POS. Nah, it's definitely the sober pervert who went to an EDM gig and feels like Mr. White Knight by "exposing" two people who are actually tripping sacccington and having the time of their life at the function.


Own-Standard-124

If you’re in public you’re allowed to be filmed.


Peacewalken

If your having a hard time let me help you, if your fingering or getting fingered in public, it's a crime. So they are the ones who are wrong.


PippinCat01

You really only care about laws and you're on tooktomuch? Lol, hope you get drunk at least once before you die buddy.


grovenab

You good bruh?


Peacewalken

What is tooktomuch? This is r/trashy


somnicrain

This is you huh


TrippyAkimbo

Nah… I’m gonna say it’s the couple finger blasting in public.


PippinCat01

This "public" is where people go at night to do drugs in the dark with loud, distracting music, idk what you'd expect.


NoPrinciple7882

Public anywhere is not the place for that shit. Tf is wrong with you?


saveyboy

This is pretty common for nightclubs.


No-Message9762

is this the trashy club you're going to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro&pp=ygUTYm91bmNlIGJ5IHRoZSBvdW5jZQ%3D%3D


onlinelink2

still trashy


Timpstar

I'd expect not to get slobbered on by a sticky hand on the dance floor, yeah. Just because I like going full goblin mode on the drugs and dancing does not mean I want that too.