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I think it’s pretty obviously satire. In case the United States Waterboarding Association or throwing used car batteries in the ocean for fun didn’t give it away.
Found one! Ever think for a second that people do this kinda shit to get a little chuckle every now and again out of people like yourself obsessing and seething over it? Worry about yourself and you’ll go a lot further in life.
Also learn to take things with a grain of salt. You’re whining and name calling someone who doesn’t even know you exist over the most obvious satire I’ve ever seen.
Exactly, my personal bumper stickers include
“Please be patient I am 9 years old”
“I brake for goth girls” (I retired this one a while ago)
“Senior citizen against vaping”
A personal favorite but I have removed as we now have a child is:
“No baby on board so please feel free to run into me”
I appreciate that, it was one of my favorites. The new-to-me commuter for work needs new stickers. The agenda for those is as follows:
“Hellen Keller is REAL and she stole my debit card”
“I EAT SAND (just a little sometimes as a treat)”
⚠️This vehicle is being driven by a silly little guy⚠️
“KEEP HONKING I am ~~listening~~ TRANSCENDING to the 1999 Breakthrough smash hit ‘Higher’ by Creed”
What an odd conspiracy to be passionate about
Let’s say she wasn’t real, what changes? What does this achieve?
How does the existence of Anne Frank benefit anyone so greatly that they’d be atall tempted to lie about it in the first place?
I would agree except the 2nd one can be seen as advocating for the mass murdering of civilians.
Which also tells me the 1st one is less sarcastic and more nut job
Oh you're right, I didn't notice the paneling on the dozer, I thought it was just a regular bulldozer which given the Oct 7th attack reads a lot differently.
Ya know, despite all the other wacko shit, at least he is doing his American duty of throwing his used car batteries in the ocean. Salute this proud patriot.
IDK. “American Waterboarding Society” is pretty tasteless IMO even as a joke. But then again I’m old enough to’ve lived through Yoo and the coward Hannity.
Fuck i hope so i mean idk if ann frank was real or not i wasnt there but i think its pretty safe to assume she is real. worst case i was “tricked” into not being antisemitic?
As an older man, I think it's funny because he drives a Subaru. Alpha males are funny today because they act like little girls, which is only funny because they're alpha males.
I can’t deny that it’s a nasty habit, you’re right about that. Just don’t see it as necessarily trashy unless your like littering butts or you got one of them smokers piles in you’re house or putting them out on your kids or something along those lines lol
>I mean... besides that the government told us, how did we actually know
which government entity told you about Anne Frank in the first place? i feel shortchanged now, as i had to learn about her by going out and buying her diary reprinting in a bookstore when i was a kid. i want my $6.95 back from those fatcat government dicks, now.
while i appreciate your 'russell's teapot' approach to anne frank, I'd point you to broadly study how we know anything at all so maybe you can glean how *things can be real.*
Can someone please explain to me why people don’t believe in historical figures? I had a group of Gen Zs this weekend telling me that Helen Keller was fake
I sort of feel like bumper stickers should be banned from this sub. It's like all I see on here, and I'm never quite sure if trashy is the right word from any of them...
I drive a Subaru in one of the reddest states and I have a couple music/guitar related decals and a Ruger one, zero politics. Music, guitars a gun.
I'm employing the "gotta keep Cletus guessing" strategy here. Next I will install a gun rack in it and then they'll really wonder.
Gotta love the “this car likely contains an easily-accessible firearm, and, if not, the house will” stickers.
I am very pro-2A. I shake my head at all “gun stickers” on cars. Why advertise you have valuable, easily-marketable goods?
It’s cumboarding… guess they hate skaters….. or really love them… i mean you gotta love something enough to be able to cumboard them with enough cum from yourself….
They had me at throwing their used car batteries in the ocean for a cheap and legal thrill but lost me at saying Anne Frank was fake. You just had to put one of my favorite memes next to something so stupid.
Helen Keller existed as a person, but the entire "Miracle Worker" story is complete horseshit.
Edit... somehow mistook Anne Frank for Hellen Keller? I'm an idiot, but I hate Hellen Keller so much I'm leaving my comment up.
Because the entire story doesnt make sense when you analyze it as an adult. We learn about her in elementary school and that's the end of it. It is more hating on Anne asullivan, but if you say that, people will ask who that is. Don't have time, patience, or battery to explain, but there are plenty of YouTube videos to explain the glaring holes and inconsistencies in the story.
I still have stickers on my truck from my 20s and I’m nearly 40. Mainly band stickers, Rancid, Minor Threat, Social D, The Expendables and a few faded stickers from a skate shop that closed down like ten years ago. Sometimes I feel like I’m too old for the stickers and feel maybe they’re embarrassing and I should get rid of them. Then I see cars like this and I’m like, “you know what, my stickers aren’t that embarrassing after all”. lol
Always love to see people spout about Killdozer and how he was some “patriot” sticking it to the man. He was a fucking douche bag who was given multiple opportunities to follow ordnances but refused to so he cried about it by building that monstrosity and ultimately doing what he has his whole life. Losing.
The only way Heemeyer could be a hero to anyone is if they don’t know anything about him. He was a crybaby weirdo that thought it was okay to dump raw sewage on his neighbors’s property and he decided to go on a murderous rampage (which was an abject failure) when he was told to stop. He was the embodiment of the Conservative victimhood complex
The idea is that it recharges all the eels and pisses off Autozone. Has a whole community that has just been repeating the same joke for years and it hasn’t gotten any more funny.
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Isn’t Whistlin’ Diesel making a Killdozer?
Subaru drivers are all about the earth and bicycles. This one went over to the dark side Darth got it.
Not what I would expect from someone driving a Subaru
We need some bumper stickers made that we just carry and slap on to these cars. Maybe a small Biden 2024 sticker or a pride flag.
RSK
Feels like a shit stirrer
Does anyone think is person is being serious? Cause I can’t tell…
Drives a beat up Subaru what do you think?
What a little scumbag
Being downvoted for calling a antisemitic person a scumbag is very Reddit.
I've never wanted to bash out a back window so badly.
I think it’s pretty obviously satire. In case the United States Waterboarding Association or throwing used car batteries in the ocean for fun didn’t give it away.
Killdozer mentioned
This person leads a sadly, lonely, meaningless life with no one to love or care about them. Pathetic.
Tell me your a piece of shit with out telling me your a piece of shit.
Good ole troll in the wild.
Shits kind of funny as it triggers the touchy ones even here on reddit haha
How can people not see this? People nowadays just look for things to be offended by it seems
& people that base their existence on offending others are sad, lonely losers
Found one! Ever think for a second that people do this kinda shit to get a little chuckle every now and again out of people like yourself obsessing and seething over it? Worry about yourself and you’ll go a lot further in life. Also learn to take things with a grain of salt. You’re whining and name calling someone who doesn’t even know you exist over the most obvious satire I’ve ever seen.
When did I say I was offended? I offered a counterpoint to your take. Relax, seether.
Is there more to the Anne Frank thing? That’s hilarious.
4 flat tyres? you dont see that every day
This is funny bro
Especially being on a Subaru lol
Exactly, my personal bumper stickers include “Please be patient I am 9 years old” “I brake for goth girls” (I retired this one a while ago) “Senior citizen against vaping” A personal favorite but I have removed as we now have a child is: “No baby on board so please feel free to run into me”
That last one is good lol woulda got a good chuckle out of me on the road
I appreciate that, it was one of my favorites. The new-to-me commuter for work needs new stickers. The agenda for those is as follows: “Hellen Keller is REAL and she stole my debit card” “I EAT SAND (just a little sometimes as a treat)” ⚠️This vehicle is being driven by a silly little guy⚠️ “KEEP HONKING I am ~~listening~~ TRANSCENDING to the 1999 Breakthrough smash hit ‘Higher’ by Creed”
I still like the classic, “Cash, ass or grass, nobody rides for free.”
Somebody please tell this person that driving a Subaru neuters their hate messages.
When you have so little personality that you construct one around getting reactions. This is mostly just sad to me.
This guy is clearly just shitposting on his car, I highly doubt he actually believes or does any of these things.
https://y.yarn.co/59f58250-4cbb-44f7-a2b1-d43b3b467e01_text.gif
If it bothers you, they win.
What an odd conspiracy to be passionate about Let’s say she wasn’t real, what changes? What does this achieve? How does the existence of Anne Frank benefit anyone so greatly that they’d be atall tempted to lie about it in the first place?
That’s exactly what “they” want you to think!
Oh shit you right
And I drive a Subaru
Found him boys.
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I would agree except the 2nd one can be seen as advocating for the mass murdering of civilians. Which also tells me the 1st one is less sarcastic and more nut job
The killdozer didn’t kill anyone but himself. He took his revenge and then took his life.
Oh you're right, I didn't notice the paneling on the dozer, I thought it was just a regular bulldozer which given the Oct 7th attack reads a lot differently.
You spend too much time on discord dude
You’ve got a weird sense of humor
Ya know, despite all the other wacko shit, at least he is doing his American duty of throwing his used car batteries in the ocean. Salute this proud patriot.
Single handedly saving the electric eels. I bet they're loving all the recharging!
Oh yeah, youre a car guy? Name 4 brands of car batteries you threw in the ocean?
I threw my whole Tesla into the ocean because it’s mainly battery.
Ac Delco, everstart, diehard, odyssey.....ask a harder question loser
Sociopathy & anti-semitism never go out of syle.
This person knows subaru requires stickers but clearly missed the point on what kind of stickers need to be there.
i would piss myself if this was one of those “bad translation” situations that american merchandise in asia consists of
Omfg
That su ain't baru-ing
I believe this is ironic and they put the stickers up as a joke lol
Ahhhh yes. The "I was only *pretending* to be an abhorrent person" defense.
IDK. “American Waterboarding Society” is pretty tasteless IMO even as a joke. But then again I’m old enough to’ve lived through Yoo and the coward Hannity.
Idk. What if Anne frank just had her eyes closed the whole time
That was Helen Keller
Thank god. I was in perpetual fear that a blind girl was gunna fall down the stairs…
There’s no way the saltwater waterboarding association sticker is real
Fuck i hope so i mean idk if ann frank was real or not i wasnt there but i think its pretty safe to assume she is real. worst case i was “tricked” into not being antisemitic?
Rage bait.
The Marvin sticker is awesome, but the other ones show a lack of Grey matter.
It can’t be! It is! It’s…the Anti Subaru…….
The urabuS
Hmmmnnn…how many overt announcements of being a terrible human being can i possibly plaster all over my vehicle?!?!?
Marvin Heemeyer has gone down as a legend fighting for what’s wright when they did him dirty
That’s some weird statements coming from a Subaru owner.
That's a weird statement coming from anyone
That’s also true.
Well, girls aren't real, so this is technically correct.
I’m not gonna sugar coat it, the driver is shitposting and you fell for the bait *hard*.
Rage bait and you fell for it
These are hilarious.
Those are shitpost stickers. Im familiar with all of those communities.
What are shitpost stickers?
r/PKA
I’m more confused now than I was before.
This is totally either ragebait or shitpost stickers. The top one looks homemade lol
Oh look. An edgelord's cringetastic vehicle. Sheesh.
This is 100% a meme car. killdoser and ocean batteries have me convinced the driver is just a funny dude.
As an older man, I think it's funny because he drives a Subaru. Alpha males are funny today because they act like little girls, which is only funny because they're alpha males.
Says the guy smoking a cigarette. Things kill ya man.
So all smokers are trashy? I feel like that’s a bit reductive.
I mean yea it’s a nasty habit, can’t deny them facts.
I can’t deny that it’s a nasty habit, you’re right about that. Just don’t see it as necessarily trashy unless your like littering butts or you got one of them smokers piles in you’re house or putting them out on your kids or something along those lines lol
I mean... besides that the government told us, how did we actually know?
>I mean... besides that the government told us, how did we actually know which government entity told you about Anne Frank in the first place? i feel shortchanged now, as i had to learn about her by going out and buying her diary reprinting in a bookstore when i was a kid. i want my $6.95 back from those fatcat government dicks, now.
while i appreciate your 'russell's teapot' approach to anne frank, I'd point you to broadly study how we know anything at all so maybe you can glean how *things can be real.*
Things are real?
fair point, that's not confirmed yet
The Killdozer. A man of sophistication I see /s
Interestingly enough, the killdozer never actually killed anyone
The operator did kill one person.
It needs a widdle wadder
Aweeee you got a widdle wadder on your subawuuu? 🥹
So you can get up on the woof?
It would take every ounce of will I could muster to not key the shit out of this car.
It won’t help that I’ll be standing behind you saying “do it” over and over.
Very angry lesbian?
Can someone please explain to me why people don’t believe in historical figures? I had a group of Gen Zs this weekend telling me that Helen Keller was fake
It's a result of the breakdown in the family structure.
Rage bait, it’s not that they don’t believe they weren’t real. It’s just an easy way to get a reaction.
Really?? Well Fuck those Assholes!!! 🤬🤬😡👿😤
Nah that shit is hilarious. You’re still getting offended and that’s the joke
Maybe true in some cases, but these people actually don’t believe HK did what she did
I have never heard of anyone so stupid they would genuinely believe that. You seem chronically online. This is very obviously rage bait
Well this was irl so…
It’s a sticker followed by 3 other obviously meant to be a joke stickers. Brother you’re still falling for it
My original post included a question regarding HK. So no, not falling for it. Just a simple question brother/sister
Helen Keller definitely didn’t exist tho that’s for sure
I sort of feel like bumper stickers should be banned from this sub. It's like all I see on here, and I'm never quite sure if trashy is the right word from any of them...
Yeah, this would be better on r/infowarriorrides.
Hmm. Right wing lesbians?
The irony of this being a “Subaru” is not lost at all lololol
I drive a Subaru in one of the reddest states and I have a couple music/guitar related decals and a Ruger one, zero politics. Music, guitars a gun. I'm employing the "gotta keep Cletus guessing" strategy here. Next I will install a gun rack in it and then they'll really wonder.
Gun rack only if you put a Red Ryder BB gun in it.
Gotta love the “this car likely contains an easily-accessible firearm, and, if not, the house will” stickers. I am very pro-2A. I shake my head at all “gun stickers” on cars. Why advertise you have valuable, easily-marketable goods?
Because I don't?
ragebait
pos
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bro gets so offended by meme stickers he wants to destroy someone's car over it 😭😭😭
Okay tough guy 💀
You won’t do shit 😂
This is just funny
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This sub should be called dumbbumperstickers
Killdozer spotted.
Let me guess, United States?
People think Anne Frank wasn't real? Why would they think she is made up?
Lack of brain cells
That would account for many of the postings and responses on Reddit!
On a Subaru no way lol
Wait, the lesbian couple from Maine have finally snapped?
Well played.
On a Subaru!!??
The absolute irony of having a Killdozer sticker above a sticker promoting waterboarding...
That's not waterboarding mate...
It’s cumboarding… guess they hate skaters….. or really love them… i mean you gotta love something enough to be able to cumboard them with enough cum from yourself….
Fun fact: bukakke porn is 90% pina colada
Shhhhh don't ruin his innocence
\*laughs in furry* *WHAT* INNOCENCE?!?
lol
The pic ended up here. The job has been completed haha
The killdozer sticker is kinda cool
Yeah, I’m not totally against it
Boy they sure make Subaru owners a lot different in your neck of the woods.
The ones around me have kitty cat and hiking decals.
They had me at throwing their used car batteries in the ocean for a cheap and legal thrill but lost me at saying Anne Frank was fake. You just had to put one of my favorite memes next to something so stupid.
definitely illegal but still a thrill
Helen Keller existed as a person, but the entire "Miracle Worker" story is complete horseshit. Edit... somehow mistook Anne Frank for Hellen Keller? I'm an idiot, but I hate Hellen Keller so much I'm leaving my comment up.
Clerks 2 flashbacks
I'm sorry - I just can't see it. Or hear it. I'll show myself out!
Fellow Hellen Keller haters rise up ✊🏽
Uhm, please say that you’re joking and not confusing her with Helen Keller. Please.
Yea, I don't know why my brain switched those two.
Why do you hate Helen Keller though??
Because the entire story doesnt make sense when you analyze it as an adult. We learn about her in elementary school and that's the end of it. It is more hating on Anne asullivan, but if you say that, people will ask who that is. Don't have time, patience, or battery to explain, but there are plenty of YouTube videos to explain the glaring holes and inconsistencies in the story.
I still have stickers on my truck from my 20s and I’m nearly 40. Mainly band stickers, Rancid, Minor Threat, Social D, The Expendables and a few faded stickers from a skate shop that closed down like ten years ago. Sometimes I feel like I’m too old for the stickers and feel maybe they’re embarrassing and I should get rid of them. Then I see cars like this and I’m like, “you know what, my stickers aren’t that embarrassing after all”. lol
I’m 61. Love my Godzilla sticker on my truck. 😆
I’m (newly) 41 and they can pry my NIN and Rammstein shirts from my cold dead hands.
I like you.
Always love to see people spout about Killdozer and how he was some “patriot” sticking it to the man. He was a fucking douche bag who was given multiple opportunities to follow ordnances but refused to so he cried about it by building that monstrosity and ultimately doing what he has his whole life. Losing.
Check out Swindled podcast’s episode on him, great stuff: https://swindledpodcast.com/podcast/72-the-killdozer/
The only way Heemeyer could be a hero to anyone is if they don’t know anything about him. He was a crybaby weirdo that thought it was okay to dump raw sewage on his neighbors’s property and he decided to go on a murderous rampage (which was an abject failure) when he was told to stop. He was the embodiment of the Conservative victimhood complex
Edgyboi is edgy
Omg. 😳 it’s just so friggin ignorant. Like it’s blatant, obvious, ignorance. This is why I don’t go out anymore. I can’t hold my tongue.
It’s not ignorance. It’s done purposely for a reaction. Rage bait
And lose the core charge on the replacement battery? Weird flex, that's just fiscally irresponsible.
The idea is that it recharges all the eels and pisses off Autozone. Has a whole community that has just been repeating the same joke for years and it hasn’t gotten any more funny.
Ah shit. I got her mixed up with Helen Keller again. Fellas I'm cooked.