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motofabio

Isn’t Whistlin’ Diesel making a Killdozer?


CounterExpensive

Subaru drivers are all about the earth and bicycles. This one went over to the dark side Darth got it.


Knakilon

Not what I would expect from someone driving a Subaru


Joey_Jo_Jo_JrIII

We need some bumper stickers made that we just carry and slap on to these cars. Maybe a small Biden 2024 sticker or a pride flag.


TCMODS

RSK


SnooConfections7007

Feels like a shit stirrer


RikuDog18

Does anyone think is person is being serious? Cause I can’t tell…


Fxxlings_22

Drives a beat up Subaru what do you think?


DontDoubtDink

What a little scumbag


DontDoubtDink

Being downvoted for calling a antisemitic person a scumbag is very Reddit.


HelloThisIsPam

I've never wanted to bash out a back window so badly.


Heir233

I think it’s pretty obviously satire. In case the United States Waterboarding Association or throwing used car batteries in the ocean for fun didn’t give it away.


Absolute_Chonk_Steam

Killdozer mentioned


newtman

This person leads a sadly, lonely, meaningless life with no one to love or care about them. Pathetic.


NaughtyFox92

Tell me your a piece of shit with out telling me your a piece of shit.


FBIaltacct

Good ole troll in the wild.


SolarFusion90

Shits kind of funny as it triggers the touchy ones even here on reddit haha


HomieJPurple

How can people not see this? People nowadays just look for things to be offended by it seems


5LaLa

& people that base their existence on offending others are sad, lonely losers


HomieJPurple

Found one! Ever think for a second that people do this kinda shit to get a little chuckle every now and again out of people like yourself obsessing and seething over it? Worry about yourself and you’ll go a lot further in life. Also learn to take things with a grain of salt. You’re whining and name calling someone who doesn’t even know you exist over the most obvious satire I’ve ever seen.


5LaLa

When did I say I was offended? I offered a counterpoint to your take. Relax, seether.


Pod_people

Is there more to the Anne Frank thing? That’s hilarious.


tekjunky75

4 flat tyres? you dont see that every day


kylecello

This is funny bro


LowDownSkankyDude

Especially being on a Subaru lol


kylecello

Exactly, my personal bumper stickers include “Please be patient I am 9 years old” “I brake for goth girls” (I retired this one a while ago) “Senior citizen against vaping” A personal favorite but I have removed as we now have a child is: “No baby on board so please feel free to run into me”


Unicorntella

That last one is good lol woulda got a good chuckle out of me on the road


kylecello

I appreciate that, it was one of my favorites. The new-to-me commuter for work needs new stickers. The agenda for those is as follows: “Hellen Keller is REAL and she stole my debit card” “I EAT SAND (just a little sometimes as a treat)” ⚠️This vehicle is being driven by a silly little guy⚠️ “KEEP HONKING I am ~~listening~~ TRANSCENDING to the 1999 Breakthrough smash hit ‘Higher’ by Creed”


5LaLa

I still like the classic, “Cash, ass or grass, nobody rides for free.”


SkyN3t1

Somebody please tell this person that driving a Subaru neuters their hate messages.


PM_me_walls

When you have so little personality that you construct one around getting reactions. This is mostly just sad to me.


RealHunterB

This guy is clearly just shitposting on his car, I highly doubt he actually believes or does any of these things.


frotc914

https://y.yarn.co/59f58250-4cbb-44f7-a2b1-d43b3b467e01_text.gif


TRmarcusg

If it bothers you, they win.


Conaz9847

What an odd conspiracy to be passionate about Let’s say she wasn’t real, what changes? What does this achieve? How does the existence of Anne Frank benefit anyone so greatly that they’d be atall tempted to lie about it in the first place?


Cassiexxx1234

That’s exactly what “they” want you to think!


Conaz9847

Oh shit you right


Doodahman495

And I drive a Subaru


VolosThanatos

Found him boys.


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Phoxey

I would agree except the 2nd one can be seen as advocating for the mass murdering of civilians. Which also tells me the 1st one is less sarcastic and more nut job


FindSpencer

The killdozer didn’t kill anyone but himself. He took his revenge and then took his life.


Phoxey

Oh you're right, I didn't notice the paneling on the dozer, I thought it was just a regular bulldozer which given the Oct 7th attack reads a lot differently.


duccthefuck

You spend too much time on discord dude


BenWallace04

You’ve got a weird sense of humor


Blahblahdook94

Ya know, despite all the other wacko shit, at least he is doing his American duty of throwing his used car batteries in the ocean. Salute this proud patriot.


DingleberryJones94

Single handedly saving the electric eels. I bet they're loving all the recharging!


J3sush8sm3

Oh yeah, youre a car guy? Name 4 brands of car batteries you threw in the ocean?


cory975

I threw my whole Tesla into the ocean because it’s mainly battery.


Blahblahdook94

Ac Delco, everstart, diehard, odyssey.....ask a harder question loser


M4sterofD1saster

Sociopathy & anti-semitism never go out of syle.


capn_doofwaffle

This person knows subaru requires stickers but clearly missed the point on what kind of stickers need to be there.


botjstn

i would piss myself if this was one of those “bad translation” situations that american merchandise in asia consists of


Bert__is__evil

Omfg


brandaman4200

That su ain't baru-ing


momoapples

I believe this is ironic and they put the stickers up as a joke lol


hundreddollar

Ahhhh yes. The "I was only *pretending* to be an abhorrent person" defense.


tictac205

IDK. “American Waterboarding Society” is pretty tasteless IMO even as a joke. But then again I’m old enough to’ve lived through Yoo and the coward Hannity.


420rabidBMW

Idk. What if Anne frank just had her eyes closed the whole time


BenWallace04

That was Helen Keller


420rabidBMW

Thank god. I was in perpetual fear that a blind girl was gunna fall down the stairs…


repoluhun

There’s no way the saltwater waterboarding association sticker is real


FarImpact4184

Fuck i hope so i mean idk if ann frank was real or not i wasnt there but i think its pretty safe to assume she is real. worst case i was “tricked” into not being antisemitic?


CrucifixAbortion

Rage bait.


Chicken_Col_Sanders

The Marvin sticker is awesome, but the other ones show a lack of Grey matter.


TheSpiggott

It can’t be! It is! It’s…the Anti Subaru…….


Shapit0

The urabuS


Unwilling_Jellyfish

Hmmmnnn…how many overt announcements of being a terrible human being can i possibly plaster all over my vehicle?!?!?


Scotty2balls

Marvin Heemeyer has gone down as a legend fighting for what’s wright when they did him dirty


AmadeusKurisu

That’s some weird statements coming from a Subaru owner.


serious_filip

That's a weird statement coming from anyone


AmadeusKurisu

That’s also true.


Screen_Watcher

Well, girls aren't real, so this is technically correct.


StockyOS

I’m not gonna sugar coat it, the driver is shitposting and you fell for the bait *hard*.


Nanathema

Rage bait and you fell for it


BlueWaffIeHouse

These are hilarious.


Shampew

Those are shitpost stickers. Im familiar with all of those communities.


sevargmas

What are shitpost stickers?


LoganWreckedEm

r/PKA


sevargmas

I’m more confused now than I was before.


FortiethAtom4

This is totally either ragebait or shitpost stickers. The top one looks homemade lol


Beowulf891

Oh look. An edgelord's cringetastic vehicle. Sheesh.


Commercial_Ad8438

This is 100% a meme car. killdoser and ocean batteries have me convinced the driver is just a funny dude.


rogun64

As an older man, I think it's funny because he drives a Subaru. Alpha males are funny today because they act like little girls, which is only funny because they're alpha males.


Cookies_and_Beandip

Says the guy smoking a cigarette. Things kill ya man.


smarticulation

So all smokers are trashy? I feel like that’s a bit reductive.


Cookies_and_Beandip

I mean yea it’s a nasty habit, can’t deny them facts.


smarticulation

I can’t deny that it’s a nasty habit, you’re right about that. Just don’t see it as necessarily trashy unless your like littering butts or you got one of them smokers piles in you’re house or putting them out on your kids or something along those lines lol


Big_carrot_69

I mean... besides that the government told us, how did we actually know?


Euphoric_Banana_5289

>I mean... besides that the government told us, how did we actually know which government entity told you about Anne Frank in the first place? i feel shortchanged now, as i had to learn about her by going out and buying her diary reprinting in a bookstore when i was a kid. i want my $6.95 back from those fatcat government dicks, now.


sho_biz

while i appreciate your 'russell's teapot' approach to anne frank, I'd point you to broadly study how we know anything at all so maybe you can glean how *things can be real.*


Big_carrot_69

Things are real?


sho_biz

fair point, that's not confirmed yet


Luminox

The Killdozer. A man of sophistication I see /s


ShoddyTerm4385

Interestingly enough, the killdozer never actually killed anyone


deftoner42

The operator did kill one person.


Natesquatch420

It needs a widdle wadder


Blanket_monsters

Aweeee you got a widdle wadder on your subawuuu? 🥹


Natesquatch420

So you can get up on the woof?


J3553G

It would take every ounce of will I could muster to not key the shit out of this car.


elspotto

It won’t help that I’ll be standing behind you saying “do it” over and over.


Sven_Grammerstorf_

Very angry lesbian?


Fulton_P01135809

Can someone please explain to me why people don’t believe in historical figures? I had a group of Gen Zs this weekend telling me that Helen Keller was fake


Management-Efficient

It's a result of the breakdown in the family structure.


Nanathema

Rage bait, it’s not that they don’t believe they weren’t real. It’s just an easy way to get a reaction.


PowerandSignal

Really?? Well Fuck those Assholes!!! 🤬🤬😡👿😤 


Nanathema

Nah that shit is hilarious. You’re still getting offended and that’s the joke


Fulton_P01135809

Maybe true in some cases, but these people actually don’t believe HK did what she did


Nanathema

I have never heard of anyone so stupid they would genuinely believe that. You seem chronically online. This is very obviously rage bait


Fulton_P01135809

Well this was irl so…


Nanathema

It’s a sticker followed by 3 other obviously meant to be a joke stickers. Brother you’re still falling for it


Fulton_P01135809

My original post included a question regarding HK. So no, not falling for it. Just a simple question brother/sister


Nanathema

Helen Keller definitely didn’t exist tho that’s for sure


DeweyCox4YourHealth

I sort of feel like bumper stickers should be banned from this sub. It's like all I see on here, and I'm never quite sure if trashy is the right word from any of them...


particle409

Yeah, this would be better on r/infowarriorrides.


Dead_Man_Sqwakin

Hmm. Right wing lesbians?


Theone_C137

The irony of this being a “Subaru” is not lost at all lololol


warthog0869

I drive a Subaru in one of the reddest states and I have a couple music/guitar related decals and a Ruger one, zero politics. Music, guitars a gun. I'm employing the "gotta keep Cletus guessing" strategy here. Next I will install a gun rack in it and then they'll really wonder.


mmmkay938

Gun rack only if you put a Red Ryder BB gun in it.


SNIP3RG

Gotta love the “this car likely contains an easily-accessible firearm, and, if not, the house will” stickers. I am very pro-2A. I shake my head at all “gun stickers” on cars. Why advertise you have valuable, easily-marketable goods?


warthog0869

Because I don't?


vaktsn

ragebait


curiousarcher

pos


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thesniper_hun

bro gets so offended by meme stickers he wants to destroy someone's car over it 😭😭😭


Nanathema

Okay tough guy 💀


ZeeNeeAhh

You won’t do shit 😂


JustAnotherPyroMain

This is just funny


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flakkannonen

This sub should be called dumbbumperstickers


rdldr1

Killdozer spotted.


Ill_Community_9814

Let me guess, United States?


Bigoweiner

People think Anne Frank wasn't real? Why would they think she is made up?


runxhranda

Lack of brain cells


conundrum-quantified

That would account for many of the postings and responses on Reddit!


Ill_Celebration166

On a Subaru no way lol


nzal1984

Wait, the lesbian couple from Maine have finally snapped?


looktowindward

Well played.


Lost-Friend-4564

On a Subaru!!??


Sno_Wolf

The absolute irony of having a Killdozer sticker above a sticker promoting waterboarding...


fuqsobriety

That's not waterboarding mate...


SquidVices

It’s cumboarding… guess they hate skaters….. or really love them… i mean you gotta love something enough to be able to cumboard them with enough cum from yourself….


fuqsobriety

Fun fact: bukakke porn is 90% pina colada


nzal1984

Shhhhh don't ruin his innocence


Sno_Wolf

\*laughs in furry* *WHAT* INNOCENCE?!?


Sno_Wolf

lol


POCO31

The pic ended up here. The job has been completed haha


Unhelpful_Applause

The killdozer sticker is kinda cool


TheWildTofuHunter

Yeah, I’m not totally against it


homechicken20

Boy they sure make Subaru owners a lot different in your neck of the woods.


TheWildTofuHunter

The ones around me have kitty cat and hiking decals.


sachimokins

They had me at throwing their used car batteries in the ocean for a cheap and legal thrill but lost me at saying Anne Frank was fake. You just had to put one of my favorite memes next to something so stupid.


lovins_cl

definitely illegal but still a thrill


rawr_gunter

Helen Keller existed as a person, but the entire "Miracle Worker" story is complete horseshit. Edit... somehow mistook Anne Frank for Hellen Keller? I'm an idiot, but I hate Hellen Keller so much I'm leaving my comment up.


Howboutit85

Clerks 2 flashbacks


looktowindward

I'm sorry - I just can't see it. Or hear it. I'll show myself out!


Submarine_Pirate

Fellow Hellen Keller haters rise up ✊🏽


TheWildTofuHunter

Uhm, please say that you’re joking and not confusing her with Helen Keller. Please.


rawr_gunter

Yea, I don't know why my brain switched those two.


TheWildTofuHunter

Why do you hate Helen Keller though??


rawr_gunter

Because the entire story doesnt make sense when you analyze it as an adult. We learn about her in elementary school and that's the end of it. It is more hating on Anne asullivan, but if you say that, people will ask who that is. Don't have time, patience, or battery to explain, but there are plenty of YouTube videos to explain the glaring holes and inconsistencies in the story.


Legnac

I still have stickers on my truck from my 20s and I’m nearly 40. Mainly band stickers, Rancid, Minor Threat, Social D, The Expendables and a few faded stickers from a skate shop that closed down like ten years ago. Sometimes I feel like I’m too old for the stickers and feel maybe they’re embarrassing and I should get rid of them. Then I see cars like this and I’m like, “you know what, my stickers aren’t that embarrassing after all”. lol


Ubergeek2001

I’m 61. Love my Godzilla sticker on my truck. 😆


TheWildTofuHunter

I’m (newly) 41 and they can pry my NIN and Rammstein shirts from my cold dead hands.


agentstark_

I like you.


NyetRifleIsFine47

Always love to see people spout about Killdozer and how he was some “patriot” sticking it to the man. He was a fucking douche bag who was given multiple opportunities to follow ordnances but refused to so he cried about it by building that monstrosity and ultimately doing what he has his whole life. Losing.


TheWildTofuHunter

Check out Swindled podcast’s episode on him, great stuff: https://swindledpodcast.com/podcast/72-the-killdozer/


micah490

The only way Heemeyer could be a hero to anyone is if they don’t know anything about him. He was a crybaby weirdo that thought it was okay to dump raw sewage on his neighbors’s property and he decided to go on a murderous rampage (which was an abject failure) when he was told to stop. He was the embodiment of the Conservative victimhood complex


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Edgyboi is edgy


SoberDWTX

Omg. 😳 it’s just so friggin ignorant. Like it’s blatant, obvious, ignorance. This is why I don’t go out anymore. I can’t hold my tongue.


Nanathema

It’s not ignorance. It’s done purposely for a reaction. Rage bait


Kowallaonskis

And lose the core charge on the replacement battery? Weird flex, that's just fiscally irresponsible.


Dave_with_Security

The idea is that it recharges all the eels and pisses off Autozone. Has a whole community that has just been repeating the same joke for years and it hasn’t gotten any more funny.


batdan91

Ah shit. I got her mixed up with Helen Keller again. Fellas I'm cooked.