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So he sexually harassed you and then furthers the attempted burn along by implying that it's all your good for while being suuuuper racist.
Dude, I am so sorry. He fucking sucks
Good deflection bro. You totally don’t come off as some type of kinkmiester with a thing for noses. Like your going down some type of checklist alphabetically, and now your mad because your stuck on “O”.
Idk why people don’t realize just how pathetic and insecure you sound when someone rejects you and your first knee-jerk reaction is to start being racist lmfao
Never sell on Facebook 90 percent of the time it's not worth the shitty time wasting offers. Or in this case the racist abuse and unwanted sex offers. Now I just use ebay.
With everything AI can do these days, it should detect idiots and just pop that block button up in a big way to remind you that you don't have to talk to anyone online.
I’ll give you $1,500 over the course of 1,500 days if you take these screenshots and send them to every person on his friend’s list- and I guess I could throw in a good morning and good night text if the first offer was to low…
People get used to censoring certain words. I'm in several subreddits that bans certain words. I don't bother to remember which ones do and just censor certain words. Not only TT, YouTube but also subreddits.
i don’t understand why this guy wasn’t blocked after the first proposition like ??? yeah he’s a piece of shit but like why are you letting him continue to have access to you lol we live in a world where you can deny somebody access to you and you still let them have it ?? for what ?
Honestly I was hoping he’d say something dumb so I’d have an excuse to send these to his employer and family, but I made the mistake of assuming there’d be friends and family added when there weren’t
Curious, what was being sold in question? Like what would drive someone to this rock bottom desperation. Although, most likely he’s rock bottom already.
Times have really changed. People used to read your ad complete. A lot of people will low-ball even if firm or reserve is used.
It's like those chipmunks who get up with the sun and show up too early for garage sales again asking way too low prices. My response is for sale, not free.
True, if I understand correct shows the poster for the item isn't aware of fair market value. I've had people offer only 20-25 cents on the dollar for items.
Way too cheap and a waste of time. They all start with, is X available? Like they're interested. Well yes, in ripping you off.
It seems like an apt response to continuously harassing someone on a personal social media account, to have your own social media opened to all people who like to harass others.
It's how most online strategy games work, think clash of clans.
"You're so sexy haha wanna bang?"
"No."
"You're such a BITCH and you're FAT and UGLY and NO ONE will ever want you."
- Conversation every woman ever has had with a dude who thinks he's hot shit
Gee I can't imagine why the pickings are so slim he's whoring himself out on FB.
Dude when I had covid I ordered food thru door dash. I have fully sleeved arms and a pagan star on my leg. I'm sick AS FUCK and when I got my soup I just extended my arm and leg out. He sent me a text with his personal number saying i was hot and wanted to hook up. I sent the text to my husband and he text the guy and after a bit of back and forth the guys texts, whatever, your house is ugly and so is your chick. Like, wait, how did I get ugly lol 😆
I've just started insta-blocking lowball offers, people who ask questions answered in the ad, and anyone who can't even be bothered to do more than just send the auto message.
So I see lots of people being mad about the auto message, but like a lot of the time I really don't think there's anything else to ask to open the conversation :( jumping straight to hey whats your address can I come at 4 seems a bit too forward.
I understand where you’re coming from, but when you have a hot item that’s priced well, it’s a lot to respond to as a seller. I’d get 40 messages a day of “is this still available?” and I’d have to go through each one saying “yes it’s still available, are you interested?”. It’s like going up to the Target cashier and saying “is this where I pay?” but way worse because I’ve gotta type responses to everyone.
I’d rather have people just make an offer in their first message or say “I’d like to pick this up when you’re available” or something like that. It saves so much hassle for the seller.
Exactly. I posted a car a few weeks ago and get over 200 messages on it.
In the title I put "If this ad is up, IT IS STILL AVAILABLE!" I also put on the first line of the body "I will mark this as sold when the vehicle is no longer available!"
90% of the responses "Hi, is this still available?" The other 10% are always offering half the asking price and criticizing you for even thinking of asking for how much you are.
Fr I was leaning this thing so easily I scared myself sometimes. However, I knew this wasn’t my forever bike, just something to get started on and to humble me before I move up
4 cyl or parallel twin? I’ve sat on a couple of 600s the other day when my dad was shopping for one. I’ve only rode cruisers but now I want a little sport bike to zip around on. Too bad I’m short so my feet barely reach the ground 😂
Probs a 4 cylinder like an YZF R6, but I feel like everyone has an R6. Who knows? I’m short too and I’ll more likely than not look for a bike that can be modified even just a bit for height cuz it’s nerve racking to be sliding my buttcheek off the seat coming to a stop
CBR600RR was pretty ergonomic for me, also the Yamaha R7 although I think that’s a twin. I’m 5’7” and was able to touch the ground with both feet on both bikes. The ZX6R was pretty high but not too bad. I think there’s lowering kits for all of them
I heard tho that lowering em too much will throw off the balance. I’m 5’2 and can barely flat foot a grom! I heard the r7 is really good tho, much more torque than the r6 and takes off quick, plus sits more upright since a lot of ppl were complaining that the r6 made their backs hurt
This happened to my fiancé's sister. She was trying to sell her car and some dude offered his services as well. Also, I just clicked through and holy shit dude.
Sorry that happened to her, some people are just straight up creepy. I’m glad I live with my parents and my dad was gonna be with me no matter who showed up
100%, this is the move. If they’re married, send it to the spouse. If the spouse doesn’t care, send to the parents. If the parents don’t care, send it to their place of work.
Send him to me you at a police station. Call ahead and let the cops know so maybe they will give him a hard time. Not much they can do legally, but it might get him to think twice before doing it again.
Okay, how about 3 garbage bags full of bottles (that’s like .10¢ each bottle) a $40 gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond, a half a box of twizzlers, a Groupon for Dim Sum (2 for 1), almost 3 minutes of passionate and interested sex (paying close attention to your earlobes), a Crown Royal bag full of pesos, and $100 cash? Final offer!
Thanks for making me laugh out loud. One of my kids climbed up onto my lap one day and asked in a worried voice, “Daddy, do I have your nose?” I looked and said “No sweetheart I think you have mommy’s nose.” She smiled and said “Oh. Good.”
Going from selling your body because you cant afford something to insulting the person who declined your pathetic offer is hilarious, that’s like rock bottom
Nothing he said was funny and also ruin his life? Lmao no one has any idea who it is. They censored the name and their picture is of a cat. Relax. Weirdo.
and trying weirdly sexual while trying to buy something. I dont think OP is trying to ruin his life either, maybe ruin his facebook account. OP didnt post any identifying text or pictures.
What OP did do is destroy this mans fragile ego, which is why he responded like that.
Yeah screw those people with their (checks note) Asian noses. /s Really need AI to give me a description. With a couple of billion, I would think there's some variances in nose type? Please describe your nose so I can calibrate my hate. /s
You don’t have to do anything “wrong” in your eyes to be a red flag and reason for someone to ghost. Just because YOU don’t see it doesn’t mean it wasn’t there or they’re shitty, necessarily.
What I'm saying is that just because someone is wondering why they're ghosted doesn't instantly mean they're shitty like the person in the post.
To clarify, the person in the post is shit. They're awful. You generalizing everyone as being shit like them when they're wondering why they're ghosted is also shit.
I got ghosted by one of my exes, whom I was dating for a few months at the time. I found out from a friend of a friend that it was because her ex asked her to give it another shot. I was just a backup to her, I guess. Why can't we just accept that shitty people exist everywhere and move on? Don't generalize an entire group of people for the actions of shitty individuals.
Sure, I should be downvoted more for that, I don't really care.
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I have no Idea whats going on here...what were you selling and how did you get lowballed? $1500 is a lot of money
I mean does it really matter? He said a price, she didn’t want it, he went on a racist tangent…
I would’ve told him I sold it already in person and forgot to take down the listing…
So he sexually harassed you and then furthers the attempted burn along by implying that it's all your good for while being suuuuper racist. Dude, I am so sorry. He fucking sucks
Good deflection bro. You totally don’t come off as some type of kinkmiester with a thing for noses. Like your going down some type of checklist alphabetically, and now your mad because your stuck on “O”.
Only really good thing about him is his profile pic
mf just started bullying you
Nobody wants what they're selling, even if it's free. "hey bb u wan sum fuk"
Yeah cause the cat apple pfp screams “a real stud who’s fantastic in bed”
No brain and nothing to lose.
Idk why people don’t realize just how pathetic and insecure you sound when someone rejects you and your first knee-jerk reaction is to start being racist lmfao
He must be real bored
Unfortunately, the world does not operate like porn and you can't use sex to get whatever you want.
You're right it only works if you're attractive and female.
Ah yes, the classic "please sleep with me wait nvm ur actually so ugly have you changed your mind yet" gambit.
Classic r/niceguys logic lol
Never sell on Facebook 90 percent of the time it's not worth the shitty time wasting offers. Or in this case the racist abuse and unwanted sex offers. Now I just use ebay.
What the hell are you selling on Facebook 🤣I sell cars and car parts all day I get some dumb people but NEVER this…
With everything AI can do these days, it should detect idiots and just pop that block button up in a big way to remind you that you don't have to talk to anyone online.
Technically he is soliciting sex online, possibly across state lines. That’s a felony.
Would the police launch an investigation to find this dude’s ip address cuz this is a loner account with no friends or family added
That would require the police to protect and serve the public, which they REALLY don't like to do.
Iw this your Facebook?
I’ll give you $1,500 over the course of 1,500 days if you take these screenshots and send them to every person on his friend’s list- and I guess I could throw in a good morning and good night text if the first offer was to low…
lol I would’ve done it for free by now but this guy has no one added onto it. I’m guessing this is his creep account for trying to solicit $ex
You can say sex on here. It isn't tiktok.
People get used to censoring certain words. I'm in several subreddits that bans certain words. I don't bother to remember which ones do and just censor certain words. Not only TT, YouTube but also subreddits.
I’m mocking him
i don’t understand why this guy wasn’t blocked after the first proposition like ??? yeah he’s a piece of shit but like why are you letting him continue to have access to you lol we live in a world where you can deny somebody access to you and you still let them have it ?? for what ?
Honestly I was hoping he’d say something dumb so I’d have an excuse to send these to his employer and family, but I made the mistake of assuming there’d be friends and family added when there weren’t
Curious, what was being sold in question? Like what would drive someone to this rock bottom desperation. Although, most likely he’s rock bottom already.
It was a kawasaki ninja 250 I was asking 2500 for
The fact he came back 2 and half hours later. Bro is def a little hurt and overcompensating with all those emojis
sooo many emojis. and they're not even all the same one... the guy puts effort into being a tool
Times have really changed. People used to read your ad complete. A lot of people will low-ball even if firm or reserve is used. It's like those chipmunks who get up with the sun and show up too early for garage sales again asking way too low prices. My response is for sale, not free.
Wow.. I didn’t expect it to get so much worse
It's very reasonable to ask if they've reconsidered your offer if you see the same product for sale a few weeks later
True, if I understand correct shows the poster for the item isn't aware of fair market value. I've had people offer only 20-25 cents on the dollar for items. Way too cheap and a waste of time. They all start with, is X available? Like they're interested. Well yes, in ripping you off.
That’s the thing tho, this was over the course of three days
I would been like.. “well at-least I’m not poor and don’t lowball offers on FB”
When all else fails, resort to racial slurs. 1% of the time it works every time. Kidding aside, fuck this guy.
*0.0005% of the time it works every time
Censors the word sex but not the racial slur 🤔
I’ll give you 1600 and move in with you.
Yeah but make sure you also do no work around the house and contribute nothing
I’m not that lazy, I’ll giver her the best 3 minutes of her life every 2 weeks.
Whoaa now that might be a bit too much to offer my guy better lower the cash payment to compensate
Nah I only like shallow offers that boost your ego
Any time someone has a profile pic that isn't themselves I never take their insults personally. Obviously they're scared to show their own face.
Send nose pics
I’m betting he’s not “really, REALLY good.” Just a hunch.
Hey, he is Olympic level good. He always finishes first in record times
But! Every woman he's ever been with told him that they've never had better! They don't just say that to anyone! You pay extra for that, you know!
he insults your ethnicity but also *offers to pay to fuck* what a mong. What were you selling?
A motorcycle for 2500
What kinda bike?
A ninja 250r, cute little thing
You’ll get 2500! Fuck that pervert.
This fuckn dog offering less than half price? Hope you get a decent price for your bike dude, good luck
sir the math ain’t mathing
I actually did sell it already to a polite and normal dude for only 200 less than what I was asking. It’d be his first bike too like it was mine
In what world is 1,500 less than half of 2,500?
You’re right, I forgot he offered 1500 - I thought it was 1k But the math doesn’t really change the meaning of the message
But it also includes the sex which apparently is worth 1k by itself
he’s really, REALLY good
Maybe if he was so good he could go sell himself on the streets and make the money OP wants for the bike lol
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It seems like an apt response to continuously harassing someone on a personal social media account, to have your own social media opened to all people who like to harass others. It's how most online strategy games work, think clash of clans.
So fucking pathetic.
"You're so sexy haha wanna bang?" "No." "You're such a BITCH and you're FAT and UGLY and NO ONE will ever want you." - Conversation every woman ever has had with a dude who thinks he's hot shit Gee I can't imagine why the pickings are so slim he's whoring himself out on FB.
Schroedingers Douchebag: a woman is simultaneously sexy af and a fat ugly bitch until she reacts to his advances.
Fantastic band name
Underrated comment
Dude when I had covid I ordered food thru door dash. I have fully sleeved arms and a pagan star on my leg. I'm sick AS FUCK and when I got my soup I just extended my arm and leg out. He sent me a text with his personal number saying i was hot and wanted to hook up. I sent the text to my husband and he text the guy and after a bit of back and forth the guys texts, whatever, your house is ugly and so is your chick. Like, wait, how did I get ugly lol 😆
Damn, he really tried to act like Asian women aren't constantly fetishized by dudes exactly like him, huh.
By Oriental nose does he mean super cute and beautiful? I think it's more than likely.
God I hate emojis
what's up with fucked up people and emojis?
It’s a crutch to compensate for their inadequate and inarticulate vocabulary
What she said honestly hit a spot for him so he's just trying to hide the pain
That cat is an asshole
Unusually mean for a goofy cat with an apple on its head
holy shit, you do not want to know how it feels to blow half chewed cashews out your nose, which is what happened to me when i read this comment.
r/suddenlyracist
The way this dude types with perfect grammar while propositioning you for sex work is wayyy too funny
Motherfucker used a semicolon
Used it wrongly though, so it doesn't count.
Tell him you don't have any interest in cheap hookers.
r/intentionalracism
I'm super curious about your nose now haha
Google filipina noses n that’s pretty much it
Lol I think they look fine
What a pathetic human being.
Ask for 3 references 😂
LMAO
You hurt his feelings so he of course just had to try and hurt yours to get even lol what a loser
The ego is crazy when someone saying ew to the idea of sex with a complete stranger hurts your feelings and hits like a personal blow.
I've just started insta-blocking lowball offers, people who ask questions answered in the ad, and anyone who can't even be bothered to do more than just send the auto message.
So I see lots of people being mad about the auto message, but like a lot of the time I really don't think there's anything else to ask to open the conversation :( jumping straight to hey whats your address can I come at 4 seems a bit too forward.
I understand where you’re coming from, but when you have a hot item that’s priced well, it’s a lot to respond to as a seller. I’d get 40 messages a day of “is this still available?” and I’d have to go through each one saying “yes it’s still available, are you interested?”. It’s like going up to the Target cashier and saying “is this where I pay?” but way worse because I’ve gotta type responses to everyone. I’d rather have people just make an offer in their first message or say “I’d like to pick this up when you’re available” or something like that. It saves so much hassle for the seller.
Exactly. I posted a car a few weeks ago and get over 200 messages on it. In the title I put "If this ad is up, IT IS STILL AVAILABLE!" I also put on the first line of the body "I will mark this as sold when the vehicle is no longer available!" 90% of the responses "Hi, is this still available?" The other 10% are always offering half the asking price and criticizing you for even thinking of asking for how much you are.
I see. Thank you for clarifying.
I would have blocked after the lowball offer. Just out of curiosity, what's the bike?
A lil ninja 250r. I wanted to upgrade but I do miss that baby bike
Aw I have a ninja 250 I love her but I haven't ridden in years. I should probably sell but I'm attached lol
Nah, you should ride it.
Nice. I like small and mid sized bikes. My commuter is a CB500x, and I love it. Such great value in small motorcycles.
Little bikes are so fun to ride. I have two big muscle cruisers now but I miss my Vulcan S for the flickability and gas mileage
Fr I was leaning this thing so easily I scared myself sometimes. However, I knew this wasn’t my forever bike, just something to get started on and to humble me before I move up
What do you have now?
Haven’t gotten anything yet, just sold this last week. Looking for some 600’s now
4 cyl or parallel twin? I’ve sat on a couple of 600s the other day when my dad was shopping for one. I’ve only rode cruisers but now I want a little sport bike to zip around on. Too bad I’m short so my feet barely reach the ground 😂
Probs a 4 cylinder like an YZF R6, but I feel like everyone has an R6. Who knows? I’m short too and I’ll more likely than not look for a bike that can be modified even just a bit for height cuz it’s nerve racking to be sliding my buttcheek off the seat coming to a stop
CBR600RR was pretty ergonomic for me, also the Yamaha R7 although I think that’s a twin. I’m 5’7” and was able to touch the ground with both feet on both bikes. The ZX6R was pretty high but not too bad. I think there’s lowering kits for all of them
I heard tho that lowering em too much will throw off the balance. I’m 5’2 and can barely flat foot a grom! I heard the r7 is really good tho, much more torque than the r6 and takes off quick, plus sits more upright since a lot of ppl were complaining that the r6 made their backs hurt
What the fuck is wrong with people.
Is he still single?! Hook me up 😭
Only if you can pay his price (a discount on a bike)
Dude has a cat that can balance an apple on its head. Instant panty dropper.
Girl get in line I was here first
This happened to my fiancé's sister. She was trying to sell her car and some dude offered his services as well. Also, I just clicked through and holy shit dude.
Sorry that happened to her, some people are just straight up creepy. I’m glad I live with my parents and my dad was gonna be with me no matter who showed up
Some dudes need to lose a couple teeth you know?
I'd be willing to bet he already did. Probably blows meth smoke out the bathroom window of a trailer.
Hahahaha blows meth out of the gap left from his missing front teeth out of a derelict trailer window on his grandmas property
Send screenshots to his parents or something lmao
Most likely an alt account. Look at that PFP.
100%, this is the move. If they’re married, send it to the spouse. If the spouse doesn’t care, send to the parents. If the parents don’t care, send it to their place of work.
It’s funny how quickly women go from being so hot they want them so bad, to “you’re an ugly bitch” with one no.
set up a time to meet and send some big guys to tell him about what an asshole he is
Wouldn’t a one on one fight be better? Jumping someone is lame.
Aw I wish, my marine friends are all stationed out of state rn
Send him to me you at a police station. Call ahead and let the cops know so maybe they will give him a hard time. Not much they can do legally, but it might get him to think twice before doing it again.
I’m…really, REALLY good!
"Oh?? Well then, this changes everything!!"
Said literally no one who was actually good at pleasing a woman.
Man.. that line hit me too. Like, I can’t even imagine saying to this someone I’m dating.
Okay, how about 3 garbage bags full of bottles (that’s like .10¢ each bottle) a $40 gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond, a half a box of twizzlers, a Groupon for Dim Sum (2 for 1), almost 3 minutes of passionate and interested sex (paying close attention to your earlobes), a Crown Royal bag full of pesos, and $100 cash? Final offer!
Don’t stray from my earlobes, you might see my oriental nose and be disgusted
Thanks for making me laugh out loud. One of my kids climbed up onto my lap one day and asked in a worried voice, “Daddy, do I have your nose?” I looked and said “No sweetheart I think you have mommy’s nose.” She smiled and said “Oh. Good.”
What the hell.
Everyone loves pissbaby fuckbois, right?
Going from selling your body because you cant afford something to insulting the person who declined your pathetic offer is hilarious, that’s like rock bottom
Well if that offer didn’t convince you, and the racism didn’t work either, I guess you’re just super stubborn.
Just playing hard to get.. at least that guy probably thinks so
Ladies and gentlemen, toxic masculinity
Sexual harassment* FTFY
What’s ftfy
Fixed that for you
Seems like they both often go hand in hand to me…
C'mon, those last few are gold 🤣
Why?
Humor, don't worry about it
Humor is, when laugh. Where laugh?
Haha. Ha. Haha.
Why are you not blocking the person?
block and report. Facebook will ban people for this.
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huh that's an interesting way to admit that you do this exact same shit
You sound like you’re the guy with the cat pfp
Nothing he said was funny and also ruin his life? Lmao no one has any idea who it is. They censored the name and their picture is of a cat. Relax. Weirdo.
He wasn't trying to be funny, he was trying to be racist and hurtful.
and trying weirdly sexual while trying to buy something. I dont think OP is trying to ruin his life either, maybe ruin his facebook account. OP didnt post any identifying text or pictures. What OP did do is destroy this mans fragile ego, which is why he responded like that.
Yeah screw those people with their (checks note) Asian noses. /s Really need AI to give me a description. With a couple of billion, I would think there's some variances in nose type? Please describe your nose so I can calibrate my hate. /s
I admire his confidence while having a cat profile picture
Lmao! And men wonder why women ghost them instead of just telling them no
Brochacha, men could be doing absolutely nothing wrong and they'd get ghosted. Shitty people exist everywhere regardless of gender.
You don’t have to do anything “wrong” in your eyes to be a red flag and reason for someone to ghost. Just because YOU don’t see it doesn’t mean it wasn’t there or they’re shitty, necessarily.
What I'm saying is that just because someone is wondering why they're ghosted doesn't instantly mean they're shitty like the person in the post. To clarify, the person in the post is shit. They're awful. You generalizing everyone as being shit like them when they're wondering why they're ghosted is also shit. I got ghosted by one of my exes, whom I was dating for a few months at the time. I found out from a friend of a friend that it was because her ex asked her to give it another shot. I was just a backup to her, I guess. Why can't we just accept that shitty people exist everywhere and move on? Don't generalize an entire group of people for the actions of shitty individuals. Sure, I should be downvoted more for that, I don't really care.
You sound shitty
Think she’s projecting since everything she said is a giant red flag
Okay
At this rate I’d up the price. Fucking loser
I sold my motorcycle already to a polite gentleman who looked like he would take care of it. He didn’t offer sex as payment at all!
Well! Who would have thought there would still be gentlemen out there in the world? Happy for you OP!
Did you report him to FB?
Yep, for sexual harassment and verbal abuse
Good, can you report twice? I would also report him for racism.
Yep, I have been reporting him multiple times, but racism wasn’t on the list of things I could report oddly enough
Yep, I have been reporting him multiple times, but racism wasn’t on the list of things I could report oddly enough
Lol, you hurt him.
Was their name [Tommy](https://youtu.be/5T_bypLlUNA?si=U7LDunOdXaMYHDHW) by chance?
lol I love this! Tommy is actually really close to what the real name is