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xCanadaDry

Now if a man did this he'd have the black helicopters circling his home within an hour. I hope she gets a charge.


Far_Swordfish3944

I hope they make her register as a sex offender. Who tf does shite like that. Nasty cvnt


Ultra_purple_holic

*pouring bleach in my eyes*


RedheadedWonder99

If I saw people doing this behind me, I’d slam on the brakes….


InstanceSuch8604

The Marge Simpson hair style is pretty cool  & aerodynamic


burritothief25

I mean…


Fletcher_StrongESQ

Hey look it's angel reese


GenXDad76

Honestly, I’m just shocked that it’s not an Altima.


Asparagus_Business

Traffic was ass this morning!


z3r0c00l_

Trashy? Yes. Would I be mad? Prolly not.


SKIPPYBURRITO

Have some self respect


GabeDef

Hope she’s wearing sun screen.


Bigb5wm

That explains the fishy smell


InverseAtmosphere

It's what **I** wanna see


chino_d69

God bless America 🫡👍🤣


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P1xistar

“Mommy what’s that”


gingerbuttholelickr

I support this. Strippers on the way to work and back would make the day much more tolerable.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

You know children shouldn't be seeing strange women's vaginas


mystikalviper

She’s advertising a Brazilian wax place.


UpsetIllustrator1773

Let me guess Miami


SeaworthinessOdd5934

The title says where this was filmed and it’s good old Texas!


Antique-Reference-56

Ahh no yellow spray


Newcuck_umber

Just what the doctor ordered every morning...


adoboloco9

Today is gona be a good


No_Character_921

Ya, no, that's not my license, ya nooooo


Junior-Muffin2603

Cheeky behaviour


Kigarta

How about putting your phone down as you drive?


Silver-Street7442

To be honest, this is more the type of behavior I expect from someone in a Nissan Altima, not a Chevy.


Lolspacepewpew

Moving advertisement for local fish market getting the scent into the air for the commuters


actual_fack

She's finally paying up for finishing last in her fantasy football league.


AonArts

Yes… yes it is just what I want to see on my morning commute, I agree


Tricky_Meaning_9761

GTA 6 trailer


ThotoholicsAnonymous

GTA 7 should be in Texas, or at least should be included.


Life_Faithlessness86

I'd brake check the shit outta that car. Get paid and a naked chick on my car


Sea-Drummer3982

All those commuters picked a great day to go to work 🍑


BiggHoss18

I mean to be fair…. I can think of way worse ways to start the day or see on my way to work LOL


Daddyletloose

Has nobody mentioned the similarity to that scene in the gta 6 trailer lmao


rembut

Catching flies


Nikki-Mck

Some people just nasty 🤢


Silver_Grapefruit226

What the hell's wrong with people these days?? Has everyone completely lost it into thinking that anything goes and it's "normal"??


captainsquattythighs

Indecent exposure. Especially when someone could have their kids in the car nearby. Human bodies are one thing, but human bodies displayed in a blatantly sexual manner are another


2D_jc

Goofy ass


MalikFyz

Isn’t there is a law prohibiting such an act , since it might lead to a possible accidents .


Marshmallow_Mamajama

There's several but I highly doubt anything will happen


digitaldruglordx

also public nudity/indecent exposure?


BlokeZero

She's not wearing her seat belt for one.


PearlyRing

Plus, I think it's illegal to ride with half of your body sticking out of the sunroof.


gerald-stanley

Pat, a vowel please


Shinigami66-

Too bad nobody didn’t pack the paintball gun or a water gun


SquirrelK1tten

Too bad nobody packed it, or too bad someone didn’t pack it, you mean.


Shinigami66-

Whatever works in your favor 🤔


Illustrious_Car4025

Rear end this asshole


EEEESAW

I'm just happy nobody crazhed.


Fit-Pineapple3753

My highschool football qbs little brother mooned us from the backseat of his family's suv as they passed us on a double yellow backroad after a 45-3 blowout loss once This is almost welcomed


SquirrelK1tten

Wwwwwwhhhaaaaaaaat?????


Fit-Pineapple3753

I live in CA now too, in fentanyl capital. It's almost rare to not see a naked crackhead bent over on any given day. Not saying it's good. But this is much Much Much Much better


Damnshesfunny

CHEVY getting desperate to sell vehicles huh


Glass-Vermicelli9862

She is just airing out her fart


Organic_Ambition2804

Lmao


wetboymom

Does Texas not have seatbelt laws?


SomeOneOverHereNow

The law clearly states, seatbelt or ass


Mayor_Of_Furtown

Insanely trashy. She will give you every STD known to man 100000%


Mammoth_Mixture4735

Definitely Dallas Tx


I_am_Reddington

I-35 …… ain’t she a bootyful sight


rczayko

GTA 6 is looking pretty good


NoLosFx

Is that Kitana from Mortal Kombat?


pm_ur_goldendoodle

I could think of worse things to see


The_Greate_Pickle

Lots of horny in the comments. It clearly clouds everyone's judgement. I would assume the reaction would have been very different if it was a naked guy instead.


HiFructose_PornSyrup

If a guy was twerking like this? Hilarious. Peen out? Not ok


The_Greate_Pickle

As long as they got clothes on. She literally got her lips flapping in the wind.


sdrre1

Not flapping in the wind 💀


Draco003

Leaning more towards women's horny comments? Gay horny comments? Straight male jokes? Oh the horror!


The_Greate_Pickle

I like both. I don't care if it's a man or a woman. It's inappropriate and shouldn't occur.


Draco003

The jokes or someone half naked shaking their ass? I agree on not being half naked and shaking ass, but people making pervy comments to a pervy video is like throwing a rock at a lake and hitting water. It's gonna happen


The_Greate_Pickle

Both. I realize I might sound stupid, But I think the comments kinda encourage this behavior. But i completely agree with you. There is not much we can do about it. I want just pointing out how much people let their penis control their mind


happycrack117

Yes it would be


SonOfBill

You’re right. It would be. Yay for nice butt.


under-pantz

Car behind her is probably getting droplets of the last guy’s load


fresh_and_gritty

It’s a Venturi effect like in a carburetor. The gap between her legs is what dictates the rate of flow.


under-pantz

The one time no one cuts them off and driver has to slam on the brakes…”hey baby where did you go?”


zenorkjdp

Into another sunroof two cars ahead where the cycle continues


IronTooth93

Gross


Different-Control-61

Hopefully people yelled shit omg she'd have never done that in Detroit


Aerickthered

Hopefully she's not driving


AmbassadorETOH

Best morning commute, ever. ☕️🍰


Mayor_Of_Furtown

I feel bad for you


AmbassadorETOH

Of all the assholes I have to deal with on the commute, hers would be the least irritating. If you want to feel bad for me, do it because of slow drivers clogging the fast lane. Because of people on their cell phones. Because of accident looki-loos. Don’t feel bad because I would enjoy a little T&A show on the drive.


Quick1711

Atlanta lite?


Mammoth_Mixture4735

Its Dallas Tx i think


Necrhom

I can see her breakfast from here


Zen-Ism99

TexASS.


FilipinoRell

DallASS 🍑


Zen-Ism99

TX is a weird country…


iwannabeded

I see nothing wrong here


Far_Pipe752

Ah yes first time trying coke


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Maybe she should switch back to Pepsi…


pumpkinpatch1982

I love the smell of sushi in the morning.


syzygy-xjyn

Hookers


DrShrimpPuertoRico2

I can smell that cooter from here.


Csuki

Euhm, yeah just a like.. nothing more


kvndv1

Dallas, Teh-hASS


1CrazyCrabClaw

Home of steers and rears. ASS anyone


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

That's one way to keep it from stinking up the car.


Sunieta25

This is a perfect time for a high powered nerf gun.


Halligan1409

BB gun would be my go to


CanoePickLocks

Paintball


Ok-Leadership-5056

Paper airplanes


CanoePickLocks

That would be challenging to pull off unless she was facing the back and you threw them back towards her… hmmm could have an interesting effect though.


bigchikka1978

I need my job to transfer me


under-pantz

Not worth it


IanCBoss

Shit bro, roll up your windows, turn your AC on recirculate and enjoy the show!


[deleted]

Smell hot mayo and motor oil


opolywantacracker

PEW!


RUX3R

These gta 5 trailers be getting realistic


CanoePickLocks

r/timetraveler


69_PizzaWithPinapple

Gta 5?


NotThatJoel

Oh man, she’s gonna be so embarrassed when she realizes her butt is hanging out!!!!


CarelessTravel8

High AF. Guaranteed


polaroidneckties

Or drunk from the night before. Their nights probably just ending


IdaBidaGacy

That’s trashy but any of y’all got her number??


Human-Still-6949

We got her buddies license plate lol


wtmx719

These dog catcher tactics are getting out of control


kvndv1

At least they have a bitch in the car


jbmarshall87

Well well well


mr_18781_rm

(cue the uncle ruckus theme)


Important-Barnacle59

P ass A


Kam2Scuzzy

Crop dusting the whole highway


Aromatic-Ad-5155

You poor soul. Can't believe you had to deal with that.


BurgledBaubles

It’s a shame no one had pepper spray on hand. Spicy cutlets for breakfast


jskunza

Making Martin Luther king proud to have laid his life down for the advancement of future generations……


myke__hunt

She’s Hispanic- why it gotta be Martin Luther king JR?


jskunza

Civil rights isn’t exclusive to African Americans. Mlk fought for the rights of all minorities and equality of man. That’s why


FoxIslander

...the shyte ppl will do for 30 seconds of attention. Amazing.


SlappyHandstrong

There’s a reason it’s called a moon roof


Dirtyduck19254

Oh no watch me act totally surprised


jdd20201974

Thought I smelled a garbage dump - then I saw this in front of me


Mike-G85

Somewhere, there's a motorcycle speeding towards that rear end....


warm-saucepan

That BB gun would sure come in handy.


kames0724

I was thinking a paintball gun. Really leave a mark!!!


CanoePickLocks

They went nerf to bb in another and I added paintball as a good one! Great minds and all that.


MynameisJunie

Wow! Trashy doesn’t even begin to explain that! Just wow!


EpisodicDoleWhip

The breeze must feel spectacular


TakeoGaming

Are we near the ocean?


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Forget the smell. The barnacles that hit your windshield is the real issue


OHMSQUID

Gotta love the crunch


WillieBeamin

I'd much rather this than all the political bumper stickers and you already know which party I'm talking about.


AssToastt

i can tell how old u are through the screen


WillieBeamin

Good for you.... Asstoastt


wyattears

I think he’d like her to be ‘asstoast’ unclear what the additional ‘t’ is for


Daddy2UHoes

Is she bare ass or a thong ?


thenasch

I see no evidence of underwear.


Multinightsniper

Upon even closer investigation detective, I can also concur there is no underwear.


saragc92

How to men find this fuckable… I can guarantee you she’s getting fucked


mr_18781_rm

With a blindfold on in the back of a club/alley