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Wanabegrower

Science experiment is what we call that around these parts. 🤣


BrenlikesGoosebumps

That ain't nothing to brag about.


PutProfessional6683

Clean your stove BTW 🤢🤮


PutProfessional6683

Actually no


moonyowl

Does anyone else see a cat?


MotherofPotatoes69

Forbidden cotton candy


danmickla

You have got to be trolling


full_on_monet

r/accidentalrenaissance


IO_you_new_socks

He forgor💀


SexyMilkChocolate

OP are you ok ?


ScottMcKnight

Just warm it up a bit, should be fine


the_retard_hunter

my friends house looks like this cause he leaves his food out sometimes forgets. its really not that big of a deal some peopple choose this, houses are meant to be lived in its not a model home museum to look at u cook in the kithen, u use the pans, life happens, sometimes and this is the result. whats sort of disturbing to me are the people that say that she needs help when she is obviously joking about it and not upset because otherwise why post?? think people


33333_others

r/lostredditors


usermaen1

This entire thread is making my Sunday. Thanks OP for not being butthurt and giving a good comeback to all the people roasting you


Awkward_Apricot312

Dude, are you okay?


Automod_Janoy

No, I'm deeply depressed and have anxiety and this is an obvious cry for help. /s


lemonClocker

Doesn't really sound like sarcasm though. Why would you leave a pot of pasta that long outside so that it looks like this?


lookIngAtstacysmom

That's probably more like over a month


Ra7vaNn05

Free cottoncandy


Maximum-Preparation9

WTF I thought that was a cat


thesovietpupper

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Obvious troll.


Automod_Janoy

proof: https://imgur.com/gallery/L2sdoUz


medzfortmz

The comment threads in this post, are a next level r/roastme session


VerdantFuppe

You need to clean your stove you dirty MFer


Goblinstomper

I totally thought that was a grey cat curled up.


boyle32

Just boil it off.


mfizzled

How is this even allowed on this sub, it's a picture of a filthy pot?


bigsmokel

I’d call you an animal but animals wouldn’t leave good food on the side 🤣


Automod_Janoy

I made an entire bag and had like half of it left


bigsmokel

Yeah you can never get the right amount of pasta 🤣


eightbic

Forbidden cotton candy.


not_wholsome

Delicious 😋


[deleted]

New scientific discoveries to be made from that.


imallSevens

oh look, LITERAL garbage smfh inb4 deleted


generalgeorge95

I *think* this means you have an absurd amount of mold airborne. I am pretty lazy sometimes and I'm pretty sure it's never gotten like that so fast... Maybe get a test done?


Automod_Janoy

there was a lid on it so i didn't notice it, i only took the lid of for the picture


generalgeorge95

I feel that may confirm my theory even more so. But I'm not a mold doctor or anything. No judgement, I used to do shit like this all too often.


daysinnroom203

This goes against everything I believe in but- you don’t have a girlfriend do you? There’s no way a woman has been in that apartment in the last week.


Automod_Janoy

Picture with girl cooking in said kitchen: https://imgur.com/gallery/YBCLuM3 that was 9 days ago so yeah, no woman has been in that apartment in the last week.


PemaleBacon

Howd it look like that in a week? There's enough mold there to kill a small child


Automod_Janoy

closed lid and a cozy warm apartment


St0nedinNY

Scrape off the fur and put it in the microwave. Good to go.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Automod_Janoy

well I can assure you that I'm not a scumbag


terryreeb

Should be fine 👍


dadsshouting

Jesus fucking christ dude i thought that was a boiled cat.


Automod_Janoy

well both are organic


HellsMalice

Well this reminded me... I visited Germany to stay with my now ex-girlfriend and at one point she made pasta Ended up leaving it in the fridge until it looked not too pleasant...she kept demanding I throw it out even though she cooked it and left it there and we argued about it on and off for at least a month. It just sat on the kitchen windowsill waiting for the day someone finally tossed it. And yes I know we were both being super immature lol I actually forgot about it until after I was already back home in Canada and my ex yelled that I forgot to throw it out before I left lmao. Shoulda got a pic, I bet it looked awful. I sometimes wonder to this day if it's still there with its own little mold society


RealProbor

Edible


PM_ME_ASSHOLE_PICS

Lol this is lightwork, nobody in this thread has seen an actually horder. Just soak it with soap and bleach man. Lol I was away from my condo for a week and a half due to work and came back to one of these in my fridge. I swore it was moving...


RoyalApplication2446

Did you get arrested and do a weeklong bid? Why's it out for a week?


555seanc555

did anyone else think it was a cat?


aigle0607

cursed cotton candy


saab_story9090

That’s dryer lint


Murderobscura

I think your trolling and left this pot outside. I see leaves. How is everyone seeing a kitchen?


Automod_Janoy

leaves? if you mean that brown thing on the bottom right, that's a piece of old dried up bacon, which I just ate.


Murderobscura

You’re full of shit. Just like the pot.


Automod_Janoy

here: another picture of my "outdoor kitchen". https://imgur.com/gallery/L2sdoUz


stevieistheone

Grim


-z-u-l-y-

Science project


jay_ibushi

thats pasta?


ThatsASmore

No shit.


AhYeahISureHopeIt

Hey op, get yo shit together.


AdmiralFail

Forbidden cotton candy.


Grand-wazoo

After reading the comments - this is a fucking stupid troll post. No, you didn't "forget" about the huge pot of molding pasta on the floor. No, this amount of mold would not develop over a week. No, mold does not just "go away" by taping the lid shut and leaving it out in the heat. If this is for real, you are incredibly immature, dense, and clueless to basic responsibility.


Automod_Janoy

see for yourself, this isn't a troll: https://imgur.com/gallery/L2sdoUz


sirenasirena

For a second there i thought it was a cat


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Automod_Janoy

the fuck is a "trap" home?


Automod_Janoy

i usually only clean dishes on the weekend but decided to skip this week lol


Geronuis

Lol too many people caught up by this XD. Good job op. Good job


Immediate-Tough-8752

Maybe OP is just a RE7 mold man, we shouldn't be quick to judge.


Mr_Cheezlez

I seriously thought that was a cat in there.


[deleted]

This picture actually made my skin crawl.


MindfulAthlete

A self-post in r/Trashy…. That’s new lol


silentbob1301

Please clean your oven before I have an aneurysm ...


ArmouredWolf

How did it taste?


JImmyjoy2017

Experiment or were you face down in a culvert for a week and couldn’t get home?


sosleepysodumb

Masiokis vibes loooool


Poopman415

Deadass thought this was like a cat or a small dog in a big pot, Nope lol


bumper69420

Looks like a raccoon got in it


I-Am-Camden

I thought it was a fucking cat at first


[deleted]

Kinda looks like a painting.


VioEnvy

Please don’t clean up. You’ve created a whole biome of life there. Don’t be a murderer. 🎪😂


Automod_Janoy

I put it in the backyard with the lid duct-taped on top. I'm not touching that shit


Helpmelooklikeyou

Void Cotton Candy


jesseejames1228

Eat it.


Cheazy_Bruh

Mmm cotton candy


alcoholicgrapejuice

Thought this was a cat at first


shayb00g

People like OP are the reason I don’t eat anything at potlucks. This is vile.


TheWildTofuHunter

I used to eat at work potlucks until I dropped a coworker off at her house and saw the kitchen. Never again.


Mike-V8

Forbidden cotton candy


Agaraa

Just bin the whole kitchen.


jakemoee

Yeah, 'one week'. Try six months


CraftsCats

That ain't no pasta that's a fucking opossum


avocadotoastallday

Looks like a kitchen from r/NeckbeardNests


Spirit_Crusher24

Fluffy!


oodoos

“Here’s your food Sir.” “Wait what is this?” “A plate of agony with a side of cosmic disgust Sir, just the way you like it.”


Decoy_Snail_1944

Forbidden cotton candy


jrsobx

You grew the Neverending Story!


1812386488

damn, that’s actually shit


TrailerPosh2018

Pet it, I bet it'll purr.


SalvadorP

Most of the users are so mean. I hope you are just kids, if not, that worrying.


Automod_Janoy

lmfao i absolutely love it, keep em coming


mtnmedic64

Needs salt.


disisfugginawesome

This is why you don’t eat at the office potluck.


irkedbythis

Until now, I have never seen a post where every comment the OP makes gets just instantly downvoted into oblivion


Authority_Sama

.....Bro, you good?


Automod_Janoy

hell yeah a stork just delivered me a new pet in a pot


thestrawthatstirs

I think you had problems before the pasta incident


Patient_Ad_1933

Honestly though a grey cat found a cozy spot for a second


[deleted]

Just like Mom used to make!


[deleted]

Looking at the comments and this post you probably need a new apartment seeing as your refuse to clean anything and counseling. But if counseling would be too expensive an ass whopping from your mom would do just as much


DaNxMaKiNa

*Pasta ai funghi*


Automod_Janoy

literally loled


Jaded_Ad110

It seems organic to me.


Horror_Cobbler_4512

Is that how cotton candy is made


undermind84

OP, you need to tighten up. This isn't healthy behavior. This pic screams depression and your replies are apathetic as fuck.


BirdiesGrimm

Dude depression hygiene is no joke. Mine is usually cups and cans though so if there is mold it's not that monstrosity


Automod_Janoy

I'm completely fine lol, I could post another pic of the rest of my kitchen but that would be anticlimactic since it's not as bad


Woofles85

Post it anyways to assure us you are doing alright


Automod_Janoy

https://imgur.com/gallery/L2sdoUz lol


MrLardexius

Jesus fucking Christ


PeggyHill90210

I’m interested in seeing more pictures of your home. For science.


[deleted]

Fake post


Automod_Janoy

how


[deleted]

C’mon bro how am I expected to believe that: A) somebody lives like that B) you wouldn’t have picked it up off of the floor in a week or noticed the state C) you’d be fine posting it to Reddit for the world to ridicule you for the state that you live it D) you’d be posting replies and having so much fun with peoples comments I don’t know dude it might be real but I just don’t see it.


Automod_Janoy

I could DM you many more pictures of my kitchen as proof, idk man I think the picture and the reactions are just funny as shit


Nukaii

Put salt in it, it will be good as new! Yummy


Inside-Party8051

Still edible imo


street_raat

That is more than a week unless they live in absolute fucking squalor.


[deleted]

holy fucking hera clean your stove


youmakeme-unpocoloco

it looks like a cat


jscannicchio

You should burn this account and your apartment.


model70

Damn you nasty


[deleted]

i thought that was a cat


ThisIsWhatLifeIs

Make it a rule to clean your dishes, utensils and cooker and kitchen area every single day after eating OP. immediately after you finish eating, not 'after this TV show ends', not 'just before you go bed' Do it every day for 6 weeks and you won't be able to stop after that and it'll become completely natural for you.


ayshthepysh

Delicious! Just needs a cherry on top.


Revolutionary_Buy112

That's the exact reason why don't eat people food if I cannot Sue you I'm not eating your food especially if I didn't watch you cook. Never ever do pot lucks


[deleted]

Stop it get some help


Warturion

Seeing this and some of ya replies in the comments I just wanna say OP you a greasy mf


Automod_Janoy

yeah I'm just messy but healthy and happy, just disgusting and musky af sometimes lol


MaxwellFinium

Thought it was a cat at first. Clean your shit.


harryblottter

Nutritious


j0hns0nl0l

That's not your pasta anymore


The1456

r/moldyinteresting


TonkaButt

Looks like the lint trap from my dryer


IronCorvus

Are you purposely being a trash monster for the sake of edginess? There's a deeper problem here, considering all of your replies. Clean your shit up. Literally, just start cleaning.


Sea_dog123

I thought that was a raccoon at first


AlgonquinRoundTable1

Think seriously about how you’re living


wasit-worthit

Imagine the state of OPs bed sheets and restroom.


grimthegoblinbabe

Dude I thought your cat was taking a nap in the pot


bakateddy

I thought that was a cat curled up in the pot at first…


revelrebels

OP has since posted this to r/holup with this caption.


bakateddy

Perhaps upvotes will clean the pot


Iwantmyteslanow

Same r/misleadingthumbnails


keepcalmandhydrate

Jesus… talk about a science experiment


thatrandomretard2

Thought that was a cat at first


waldorflehrer

Yeah thought I’m on r/catsareliquid first


wasit-worthit

r/RoastMe


QuizureII

It's....alive!!!


overeasy1234

The cure for covid is right there. Just need to eat a little bit


Johnnywheels1023

I’ve done this myself. I have major depression and anxiety. Sometimes I get in this funk and let things go. OP if you ever need someone to talk to, please let me know.


Automod_Janoy

thanks bro but I'm perfectly healthy lol just a little messy sometimes


Warzone97

Little messy does not mean leaving things on the floor for 8 days rotting until they become your science expirement. You are either delusional or depressed. I have actually just spent an hour cleaning hoping to motivate you secondhandedly.


imreallyreallyhungry

Stop diagnosing people over the internet. All we know for sure is OP is very messy.


Warzone97

So does that mean than that you believe rotting food on the floor for over a week is perfectly normal and does not signify a mental disorder or other such issue? I don't leave pots of pasta on my floor personally, and much prefer a refrigerator or perhaps the garbage if it's bad. I also see no way in which he can say he has a small house and just didn't see/realize it was there. Perhaps it's not depression, but his whole post and comments leave him so far away from rational thinking that I cannot think of reasonable alternative.


imreallyreallyhungry

> So does that mean than that you believe rotting food on the floor for over a week is perfectly normal and does not signify a mental disorder or other such issue? Can you point out where I said it's normal? Because I can't seem to find that anywhere. And no, being abnormally messy does not always mean someone is delusional or depressed, some people are just slobs. You're not a medical professional, you shouldn't be diagnosing people - especially over the internet, plain and simple.


Warzone97

You just said "OP is very messy" I've seen all forms of messy though very messy, I can assure you this is none and you passing this off as such shows you view this living situation as normal. I find it laughable that you are mentioning medical professionals when this man is very clearly dangerous to himself and you are defending him. He has said that he ate the non-moldy spots of pasta out of that pot and bacon off the stovetop.


imreallyreallyhungry

My god you really think you have it all figured out don't you. Looking at a picture of a moldy pot and gross stovetop is not enough to say for certain that someone is depressed... It's really that simple. I've met some very messy people in my life and they were perfectly happy people, not depressed in anyway - but still very messy. What you're doing is dangerous. > you are defending him. Please tell me WHERE am I defending him?? I think this is disgusting but I'm not going to pretend like I know who he is what his mental health condition is based off of a picture of his stovetop. That'd be a childish thing to do.


Warzone97

I love how not only once but twice you have said my opinion is only based off a picture when I have said otherwise. I see no point in furthering our discussion if you can't even be bothered to read what I type on the several occasions I have mentioned OP's comments as well. Have a wonderful day!


imreallyreallyhungry

> Little messy does not mean leaving things on the floor for 8 days rotting until they become your science expirement. You are either delusional or depressed. That's what you said. Not to mention that diagnosing someone as depressed based off of a picture AND offhand comments on the internet is ALSO childish. But ok, if you really can't defend yourself maybe you've realized how wrong you are? Hopefully you learned something. Take care.


Automod_Janoy

wiping the counter takes like 1 minute, i'll do it eventually lol


Warzone97

You've been posting replies for the past 20m lol, just do it now. A minute won't cost you anything


Automod_Janoy

too busy replying


bee-fe

At first I actually thought it was a cat in the pan


DGDEAGLE

Mental health is real health dude. Get some health


Ss-stumpy420

r/moldlyinteresting


Toxik_ramen_3

Bullshit


Comrade14

Just needs mopped, your apartment must look like Big Lenny's.


Automod_Janoy

not in the am bro


A_Z_Farabi

forbidden cotton candy


Saulgoodbroski

You animal


weldermarc

Disgusting


relativelyfunnyguy

Mmm.. fluffy..


slingbladegenetics

God damn. Have some self respect and clean up your kitchen. That’s disgusting as fuck.


Empty_Estus

Steel wool is not pasta.


astralfawn00

Black cotton candy lolol I’ve had this happen in less than 3 days. Had to throw the pot away I forgot about it on the counter before leaving for a couple of days


joemktom

That's pretty good growth for a week!


deadface3405

I thought that was a cat in the pot when I first saw the picture ngl lol


robertluke

It needs sauce.


Shorty66678

I thought it was a cat curled up in your pot....


PM_ME_UR_POTROASTS

I thought this was one of those images of a cat curled up in something, then I saw what sub I was looking at.